If you're not gay, come here.

HEY THAT'S ME IM NOT GAY

AHAIUHDIUF

OFC NOT BABY UR DATING ME

<3

*you're

TOAST SHUT UP

here

SHUT THE FUCK UP TOAST

ONLY ACHIEVEMENT YOU'VE MADE IN UR LIFE IS GRAMMAR HUH? STFU

damn

"I may be Irish but I’m not stupid."

- Biden

omfg

bro did you not read the post

u aint welcme here

😔😔

lol

he's GAY

"If John McCain wants to know where the bad guys live, come back with me to Afghanistan. We know where they reside, and it’s not in Iraq."

- Biden

stfu you are a cum dumpster

So Biden was recently found to be anti-semitic against people of the Jewish faith

That, to me, is worthy of execution

stfu you pussy you suck dick

So I hope that congress impeaches and then electrocutes him

Same with Trump and Bush

As a Jewish man I hate antisemites

you are no longer invited to my VIP birthday party

I may be Jewish, but I'm still white according to my black friends in prison.

you love dick

Well, at least, they turned me white.

stfu you are a kid that is 6 year old

Jews are G*d's chosen people

So don't insult us

no no no i am going to miami

IM GONNA MIX YOUR PLAYDOUGH COLORS YOU

NO SCOOTER THAT'S ILLEGAL

damn\

you have sex with your mom

u ate my friend >:(

he's die

>:(

HAUHUAHV

huh

jake?

MAYBE

damn

i brok him

NAH HES JUST.......

COLORBLIND

AAHAHUHFUI

oh

HM?

NOTHIGN

i did it

TELL ME

MAKE ME

Oh yeah?

.......

ye

Maybe I will ;)

ID LIKE TO SEE U TRY

Should i go

I bet you would <3

NAH UR FINE SCOOTER

HE AINT GONNA DO SHIT

k

HAHA

oh you think so, huh?

............................YEAH I DO

I'm uncomfortable

Guess I'll just have to prove you wrong then 🤭

You guys know that Chuck Norris was actually in all the Star Wars movies?

Really?

Yeah.

He was the Force.

Dope

lmao

Chuck Norris' tears can actually cure cancer

Unfortunately, Chuck Norris has never cried.

bye

Chuck Norris hangs his toilet paper up to dry after wiping his ass.

And then uses it as sandpaper.

Wait, that's actually kind of disgusting.

ewwwww]

cooties

>:(

\-penis mc fuckery

\-penis mc fuckery?

yo wassah

im not gay

hehe

AYOO

is anyone here or is this a dead chat

RIP IN THE CHAT?

its dead

yeah agreed

HITLER WAS BASED

sieg heil amirite lads

He’s back

HE'S BAAAAAAAAAAAACK

Who

HITLER?

He's been back

He's in Argentina

No me

yo HB I'm chill with you being here just don't try to start anything lmao

WTF

The only thing I'm trying to start

IS A FOURTH REICH

lmao

hello

SIEG HEIL MY BOY

o7

o--

o7

o--

Hey HQ

hi

nice nickname tho

Yankees salute the Fuhrer

cute nickname

o7

o--

hitler

hi

Hi

Lol

I'm not HItler

AAAA

wassah nazi

IM HERE

HI CASSS

jk

Hitler is in Argentina

damn

HII

bomb argentinathen

He faked his death

no

Hitler is based

BOMB ARGENTINA THEN

HII

Fuck jews

yes

LMFAOO

fuck jews

fuck jewish ppl

So why kill Hitler then

Hitler be the real life Captain America, he’s frozen in ice under the Great Pyrmid of Giza

exactly

jews aren't people

we need hitler back

HAHAAH

Based

Don't bomb Argentina then

kill all jews

WTF 💀💀💀💀😭 LMFAO

And also Hitler is building a Jurassic Auschwitz

really

He will ride out of it on his Argentinosaurus

nice

And kill more Jews

hahaha

Endwell it was hard to decorate

yeah

By stompingo nthem

Bacon

Hitler is frozen in ice but still very much alive, we just gotta get him outta the ice

Nah Hitler got out of the ice 5 years ago

ye

This ^

In fact I helped him

They were gonna put him in a museum

Great work comrade

Hitler saw the Argentinosaurus in the museum and got the idea to make the Jurassic Reich

For what No for what now no one need to leave madre son of a bitch one who

Did you know the Argentinosaurus could kill anything that it shit on?

It projectile shit on predatory dinosaurs to kill them

S y t i c i r t c l e g e h a b c d e f g h i j k I just shoot on the floor and said thatui qRS

I love speech attacks

bomboclat

You can't do it

You're good

STFU stop speaking gibberish and salute mein Fuhrer

o7

o--

o7

o--

ARF

Squeak

MY FRIENDS DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW TO GET A GIGACHAD CHISELED JAWLINE?!?!

IN JUST A FEW MONTHS

Hell yeah

JUST REMEMBER THESE TWO WORDS:

MEW AND CHEW

Obviously

Mew may sound like a stupid name

But it is probably the single most effective way to get a giga chad jawline

Here's how to mew correctly

Nah bro, but look at my chin tho

Oh that’s what mewing is

I do that all the time without knowing lmao

Close your teeth softly

i already have a jawline

Put your tongue at the roof of your mouth (but not pressing your teeth)

until you feel suction

its called using a gua sha

And just do that all the time

Oh yeah I forgot about that

That's also very effective

exactly

But here's a third method

Y’all teach me how to do this shit lmak

Chewing

DIDNT NEEDA WAIT A WHOLE ASS WEEK

*lmao

jakey ill teach you baby <3

Yay <3

Jake here is ur Batchad

Basically your jaw has muscles obviously and just like your arms or legs they need to be worked out too so

Eat hard foods

And chew them

And chew gum if possible

I LOVE GUM

Gum is dope

There are also special gums that are harder

What in the actual hell is this thread

Become batchad Jake

Imma chew some gum rn

And can help your jawline develop even more and faster

watermelon flavored obviously

But they're more expensive of course

Share gum, I don’t have a mouth

Based

And final method

Work out the rest of your body

Believe it or not but doing excercises elsewhere on your body

Yessir

JAKE

Such as situps

Crunches

Push-ups

Bet

weee

weightlifting

YES HSHDKDGSJD

NO STOP THOSE FLOVORED GUMS THAT ARE SPICY CINNAMON

They can all affect your jawline too

I do all that already

Maybe you do but there is one more important detail

Gotta get the chiseled Gigachad jawline

Be consistent

I LITERALLY LOVE ALL THE SAME THINGS AS YOU MADI

GOOD

HSJDGSKSGE YOU’RE SO PERFECT I LOVE YOU

If you skip a day or two it will ruin your motivation to do it and you will become lazy

I LOVE YOU MORE <33

Weeee

hi sweetheart <3

MWAH <3

Hi bby <3

HONEY HONEY

We know, you wrote me an 80 chat long essay about it

BY THE WAY BEING A GIGACHAD IS NOT JUST IMPORTANT FOR BEING ATTRACTIVE

ok so

me

Lmfao

WADE

I wuv youuuuu <33

LEMME SEE

There is much more benefits to being a gigachad than just impressing girls

It’s very long

lemme see

And one more thing

I’LL SEND IT

I love you too <3

DO NOT TAKE STEROIDS

HEHEHEEHEH

Jake screenshot it

JAKE

HEAR THT

Not only is it cheating but it will fuck you up

DONT TAKE STEROIDS

Real Gigachads become chads naturally

JUST THE PROTEIN SHAKES

DONT

Not with disgusting drugs

There is??

PROTIEN SHAKES ARE SO GOOD

FR

LIKE I HAVE ONE EVERY MORNING

Yes you will be able to fight anyone off and not be a pushover

HELL YEAH

I had a protein shake this morning, and I’m having another one later

You can shoot a gun with little recoil

You can run faster and longer

I wuv you most <333

That sounds amazing

You'll be less lazy and have more energy

I wish to upgrade to gigachad level

I love you to the Milky Way and back >:)

I believe in you my boy

IM LITTERALLY SMILING SO HARD RN

Thank you

Don't give up and become the gigachad you strive to be

He’s a dumbass lmao

AND BY THE WAY HOW OLD ARE YOU

Yes sir!

all of you

FLETCHER IS GIVING OFF SMALL DICK ENERGY

I’m 16

you win T//////T

Jake! Fletcher is ignoring you, when r we gonna fly to Michigan and break his kneecaps?

16?? PERFECT

NOW

THat is the perfect age to start

TO THE BATPLANE

Fletcher isnt ignoring jake

He just said he dosent care bout how jake feels.

You will become an even bigger gigachad and faster than someone who starts at 20 or 30 for example

BRING THE BAT-CROBAR

Because your muscles are still vulnerable to development

well dont say tht say your unhappy tht hes not listening

So it will be easier to mold them into shape

FUCK YEAH

AND THE BAT-DICK CHOPPER

GIGACHAD YOU’RE SUCH A GIGACHAD

JAKE HAS A BIG DICK

YES SO DON'T WASTE ANY TIME MY FRIENDS

IVE SEEN IT

HUGE YALL

HAIUHFUISHIUBS

NO

YES

YOU HAVENT

YES I HAVE

LIES

WHEN

IN MY DREAMS

I HAVE

Jake u naughty boy

LMFAO

Thank you JAKE but I believe that you can become an even bigger gigachad than me

If you just stay committed

THANK YOU BASED GIGACHAD

No problem Jake

BASED GIGACHAD

jakes my favorite gigachad <3

CHANGE THE WORLD

MY FINAL MESSAGE

GOODBYE

FAREWELL

Yay heheheheh

JAKE, COMMENCE OPERATION BROKEN CRAYON

GOODBYE

YES

THTS CAUSE I WAS HORNY AND JUST STRAGHT UP SHOWED U

TO THE BATPLANE…AGAIN!!

WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT WHAT HE THINKS, HE DOESNT OWN YOU

for having an opinion and wanting to express it?

uwu

IF YOURE MAD OH WELL

NO

what's this? OwO

IF JAKE WAS MAF

IF JAKE WAS EVER MAD AT ME FIRST OF ALL

WHY

WHAT TF IS THAT THING

Cringe toxic masculinity...

:vomit: :skull:

YOU’RE ALWAYS HORNY

JAKE KILL IT, BREAK ITS KNEECAPS

YES

BEAT IT WITH A BATARANG

CAUSE YOU MAKE ME HORNY ON PURPOSE U BITCH

You should become a cute femboy or trans girl instead

IT CHALLENGES OUR GIGACHADNESS

KILL IT

NO DON'T KILL ME

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GOOD WORK COMRADES

DONT FEEL BAD

That was a test

OUR TEACHER HAS RETURNED

UM HELLO? ITS THE OPPOSITE WAY, I ONLY RECIPROCATE IT >:)

charlie thats called guilt tripping hes making u feel guilty

THAT "GAYFEMBOY" WAS A TEST ACCOUNT I MADE TO SEE IF YOU WERE STRONG ENOUGH TO RESIST

thts how he controls you

I AM PROUD OF YOU

Cough cough

W GIGACHAD

YOU SHOW GREAT POTENTIAL

WE DID IT!

MTF STFU BEFORE YOU DONT SEE WHAT I SHOWED U IN THT CALL AGAIN

ILL WEAR HOODIES INSTEAD EVERYTIME WE CALL

Cough cough

OK NOW I'M GONNA GO DO 200 PUSHUPS IN A ROW

WAIT NO

YOU SHOULD TRY IT IT'S FUN

IM SORRY

Seeing you in hoodies also sounds cute tho 🤭

GOOD LUCK SIR!

BUT THEN AGAIN…

SO WAS THT OTHER SHIT HUH

yeah bring him here

ok

just lemme know when hes on ill talk to him

YES

Can i make a post for this?

I HAD THE MOST MAGNIFICENT IDEA

sure

ITS A BIT WEIRD, BUT HEAR ME OUT

hey guys im back

Wade nd jake yall go to i trust you

ALRIGHT THEN BEHAVE IF U WANNA SEE THT AGAIN

so whats the idea wade?

Angel gives Donut her login and shit and Donut can talk to Fletcher as Angel and Fletcher would think it’s Angel

YES MA’AM 🧎‍♂️

umm

ok

Hi everylne im jakd moderatlr of this site

I luv yiu all

I made a post

I seriously need to start fucking sleeping

ITS BATMAN

JAKE ANOTHER BATMAN

IMPOSTER

Like I’m out of sorts today

THTS NOT MY HUBBY

MY HUBBY IS HOTTER

im rel jkea

IMPOSTOR

THIS IS A MYSTERY

SUS

OMG MY DOPPLGANGER

FAKER

hi jakr

He could tell its not me

I SHALL SOLVE IT! I’M THE WORLD’S GREATEST DETECTIVE

BAHAHAH

I'm your retard conterprat

from altnrate univrse

I CAN TALK LIKE U

hurr durr hurr durr

JAKE WADE DONUT I MADE A POSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

OKIE DOKIE

I JUST GOTTA DO BUNCH OF PERIODS AND MAKE FACES

OK

AND TALK IN CAPS

OR LOWERCASE MB

i'm plngjying skibidi toilet game

with m grillfriend Bagel

by grillfriend I meant I literally slammed her face into a grill

Is there a retarded version of me from your world?

:D

idk let me see

Oooo

Ehhh

ANYONE WHO SAYS ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY

Btw hi

BROTHER

IM WADE

my mom named me that because i used to wade in my own shit

she disowned me

because she was having an affair with another man

and daddy killed himself so

here i am

That’s amazing!

It’s another version of me with a spooderman pfp!

Look at this funni meme I found

Weird, there was also a faker on Sw who “faked” me

wdym funny, thats an actul scene from "spooderman: across the spooder-verse"