I WON!

Nice

MUAHAHAHA

lo

DAMMIT DONUT

I WANTED TO WIN

why is there 17 people

WINNER GETS POST PRIORITY

HOLLUP

FUCK

lol*

17 PEOPLE IS WILD

TAKOYAKI U THERE????

GUYS LOOK

hi

refried beans are sticky

WTF

wtf

YEAH DADDY GIMME THT DICK PRIORITY

DOES THE OLD POST SAY 999 FOR ANYONE ELSE?

Like me

UHH

YEAH SEE

IT DOES FOR ME TOO

Ye

TF

WHAT HAPPEN

yeah

dang

SCHIZOPHRENIC PFP SMH

HEARING VOICES

it did before

THATS GAY

YOUR GAY

how do your pfps get gayer

ONLY FOR TOAST

was ur old pfp nuggts pfp?

DADDY TOAST

GUYS WE’RE BREAKINGN THE SITE

HOW

IDC

CAP 🧢

...

yeah

BACK OFF 12 YEAR OLD

Hey Angel

GOOD

guys

JAKE LOVES TO BE TOPPED

im leaveing.

OH JOOOOOO

what

HE AUBMISSVE

Dpnt go

U WILD AF

spherical cows, anyone?

me and my friend did that trend, her channel is AshTheAmazonianWolf lol

she does it all the time 🤦‍♀️

Quotev.

Ok

i died

ME TOO

PROJECTING

idk. personal problem ig (u interpreted it like that)

SHIT I GOTTA GO PICK UP MY SIS

YOU ARE SUBMISSIVE

EW

I AM NOT A BOTTOM!

YALL

ew

riemann hypothesis?

HE TOPS HIS SISTER

haha lol

HES TOPPING HIS SISTER

EWWWWWWWWW

WHAT THE FUCK

EWWWWWWW

EWWWWWWWWW

HCSIUVHIUVSVIGVVYUVSGVSYGVSYU

WHAT THE FUCK

JAKE TOP ME DADDY

HELP

CHILLL

shyestofthedragons^^^

uh

IM GIGGLING SO HARD RN

OKAY FUCK THIS I GOTTA GO😭

MMMM SISTER RELATED

ye ik

HELP ME BROTHER

IHVUISVUSIV

donut i think wade wants your man

EW SISTER

screenshotted

just making sure

NOTICE ME SENPAI

She needs therapy

just making sure

WTF

get…help

omg

DW JAKE

IK WE ON CALL AND U WONT STFU

LMAOOO

I CAN BE UR NEW SISTER

MADI ...........

TOP ME INSTEAD FR

YAYYYY

WAIT WHAT

STFU DANI

be mine first

is my pfp too gay?

NAH THATS WEIRD

yes

MY PHONE IS BEING A BITCH

U WOULD TOO WITH ETHAN

houdl i change it?

"OMG ETHANNN~"

YES

XD

Ok

VERY GAY

GAY ND SCHIZOPHRENIC IS WILD

YEAH

YEAH EXACTLY DANI

EXACTLY

KISS MA

yuh

She’s doing it purposely

LATINA

ASS

........

DUCK

DUCK

DOCK

DICK

:)

wtf

HCIUSHVIUVSHIUVS

U ON CRACK FR

WHAT

Lmao

DACK

well yeah but imma still judge it cus bored

CRACKIN THIS ASS FR

What

WAIT]

The fuck

Huh

WADE LOOKS AT ASS CRACKS

Is that pfp

WHITE GIRLS ASS CRACKS

fondue

IUCHCIUHIUHSUIV

EISABBADBSJAKJABEGDGDGSGWHW

CEP

Mmm

YEEER

A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the market. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?" "No," the woman replies. "I work for the IRS."

YUMMY

TF

IS THAT

your mother

oh

thats cute

GUYS MAKE THIS THE LONGEST CHAIN ON WJE

mo

no

WE DID

YAYYYYYY 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

hmm interesting that you said “DID”

ill be back in 45 mins

relatable

Momo

bye bye nate

literally no one asked you

💡 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

you lil homo

twice????

Shit gotta shit

momo

You guys should stop calling angel a 12 year old

but she is

stfu like nobody was talking to you like being in everybodys business but yours

id smash her sober

Smash

Huh

don’t delete it

what’re you scared of?

Oooh agressive

🍿

Gotta go

i don’t wanna argue right now amy

Bye Toast!

bye toast

then don’t.

wade can i have some popcorn?

Two friends are hiking through the woods.. When a snake jumps up and bites one of the men on the penis.

Thinking quickly, the other man calls the doctor to explain the situation.

The doctor tells the man "Well the first thing you need to do is suck the venom out, or your friend will surely die."

The man thanks the doctor, hangs up, and looks to his friend.

"What'd the doctor say?" the bitten man asks, breathing heavily.

Looking his helpless friend in the eyes he replied "They said you're gonna die."

Leeoooooo!!!

bye toast!!

🍿

thanks!

HIIIII HRU

I'm good hbu?

i’m good

Hi wade and everyone

hiiii

Hiii amyy

hello.

woah passive aggressive period

man i miss dagger jr

better?

Ooh igtg

Byeeee

my ap world is making me agressive

:)

BYEEEEEEE

A man got an urgent message at work saying his wife had been in a car accident and was in the hospital. So the man rushed to the hospital and was met in the lobby by the surgeon who had just operated on his wife.

Doctor: I'm sorry to have to tell you this sir but the damage to you wife's spinal cord was catastrophic. She'll never walk again. In fact she'll most likely be a helpless invalid for the rest of her short, difficult life and you'll have to care for her every need including feeding and bathing her and helping her on the the toilet. We did all we could.

Husband: Oh my God, doctor that is terrible news! My wife was such a healthy, vibrant and active young woman. I just don't know how she'll cope with being an invalid!

Doctor: Aaaw I'm just fuckin' with you. She's dead!

gay emo 12 year old boy pfp

lmao

kill.

your.

teacher.

self

ehh

yes i should

too bad then

kill myself

hi shy hru

no

teacher

👩‍🏫

bomb his house

i live in an apartment 💀

i’m already brown bro they’d suspect me

good wbu

more kills

then hire someone

true

get an alibi

i’m amazing 😂

😂?

the new uwu layout is so trash

istg

no fr i opened it nd was like wtf is this

The judge asked the woman what she stole. She replied, I stole a can of peaches. The judge then asked, how many peaches were in the can? Six, replied the woman. After consideration, the judge decided to sentence her one night of prison for every peach she stole. Six nights total. At this moment the woman felt helpless, bawling her eyes out, she didn't know what to do. And before the judge smacked the mallet down to make it final, her husband entered into the courtroom and yelled, your honor, wait! The judge froze and listened to what the husband wanted to say. She also stole a can of peas!

how do i know who is online 💀

IM BACK ANR STILL NOT A BOTTOM

gay 12 year old emo boy? dang

daaaang

Can you be a bottom but not submissive?

mhm

idk how to answer this

With yes or no

dang

butt of the bread loaf

my daddy loves to fuck his sister

(aka me)

YOU ARE NOT MY SISTER

congrats

ohh damn i was ummm a little concerned there

BUT I DO LOVE TO FUCK YOU

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

eww

IM NOT A REDNECK

HSHAAHHAAH

" I EVEN LET U SLEEP WITH UR SISTER"

MADI ITS NOT MY FAULT I GREW UP IN THE CENTRAL VALLEY

HAIUHFUFIHUFI

😂

YEAH SEE GUYS

I TOP HIM

gay

NUH UH

where is that

YEAH HE LIKE TO BE TOPPED FR

FOR SUCH A SUBMISSIVE LITTLE SLUT YOU SURE ARE ACTING LIKE YOU WANNA BE DOMINANT

WHOOP WHOOP

💀

WHOOP WHOOP

WHOOP WHOOP 🙌

🗿 🍷

My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records, but then the librarian told me to take it out.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb.

HVUISVHUSHVI

NU UH

YEAH HUH

NU UH

Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? It was a grave mistake.

I CAN BE DOMINANT U HOE

YALL HE LOVES TO BE ANYWAYS

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. But careless Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son

OH YEAH?

my moms cooking smth w onion nd my eyes fuckin BURN like a BITCH

YEAH BITCH!

YEAH RIGHT

An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room." "You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them.

IVDUIVHUSI SAME

YOU’D LOSE ANY SENSE OF DOMINANCE AS SOON AS I TOUCH YOU AND YOU KNOW THAT

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."

hello

it’s me

HVSIUHVSIUV NO I WOULDNT

I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."

gross what the fuck can you stop

A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect." "Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"

how come i cant post cleavage but you can say that stuff

UH HUH SURE

no cause that’s so real

what the fuck is wrong with you bro

BITCH

mal please save me from these wankers

IM FUCKED

I FUCKED UP OVSHUVHSIUV IM DEAD

i cant 😭

Yeah you are

save me

HELp

HELP ME

why

what did you do

cause

HELP

cause

WHY

i hate them with a burning passion

😭

i’m going to post cleavage as revenge

Jake, how do you feel when you know this site has died because of your poor moderation skills?

Ooh love this topic..do go on

it’s not just me

It’s funny, really. You preach about peace. But your “peace” has done nothing but brung ruin to this site.

STFU

I’m the only one actually moderating

HES MINE

SHUSH

Most of the time

MINE

You’re the majority of the reason.

It shows. Only a couple users active.

We had 17 today which is higher than we normally get

real

I’m not here to waste my words on pathetic individuals such as yourself.

Used to be higher

N O

but like why are you here then

🏆

HI GUYS

hi cosmo

can i call you yuanyen

i forgot my capslock on

What used to be a page with 80+ active users constantly has turned into a handful of the same users.

lollll

since the currency symbol

hru cosmo

is a yuan and yen

good

so i’m calling you yuanyen

Feel free to do so.

Have a point there, there’s barely any people posting jokes

stop being a miserable loser

lmao

with an arguement

but like

that’s not

never mind

Can I predict what u we’re gonna say?

How an I being a miserable loser? 😂 I’m stating the facts that have occurred recently.

people dont tend to like my jokes very much so i j dont post any 💀

rawr

same

ANGELLL

I post jokes since nobody posts any

HI LEO

true

And if there are any, it’s just the same children who recycle jokes from years ago.

i recently postes a decent amount

posted

CHAR BBG

Guilty, I do that a bit.

sure

i j post random jokes nd hope theyre new 💀

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

I don’t know you, but you seem competent enough.

Were u gonna say it’s not a big deal

nah

Appreciate that

i’m competent

ur being like "oh ur so bad vecause of this. tHiS sItE UsEd tO Be sO mUcH bEtTeR. iT iS aLl yOuR fAulT"

face the facts; this site was doomed to due

*die

i dont think its our faults tho

its not dead

Yes, and I’m correct. This site used to be better. But Mattias allowed retarded they/them bastards to run amok.

it is

it’s also a shithole

fr

im only still here cus of some people

hey wade didja see the despecibale me 4 trailer

like my shit

its fun here tho