I WON!

nice

HEHEHE

Nice let's make a story out of it

Didn’t even know we were gonna hit max lmao

Wait isn tthat creature from Subnautica?

Hell yessir

I used to luv subnautica despite never playing it sadly

SHAKRY

SHARKY*

I wrote a 3 page paper on it

Jake, is my clown pfp good?

I wanna get it tho

you can all believe im dagger i dont really care but i know jake is a lying piece of shit

Looks like my penis

Cause I had to make up a creature

will you guys play disc us with me

So I stole one

I do luv Monster Hunter tho

no one asked

brother nobody really cares

guys

I wish I had this assignment im soooo good at that

wbats that?

hes raping this site of any dignity

Monster Hunter?

fuck your rules

its a game franchise where u hunt monsters

Rape is based though

it’s like ripoff among us but funner

i’ll send you guys the code

oh alrught

want me to send you what I wrote up

hey dagger, how are you?

So you can critique it

the winds picking up

ok

Bet

AHEM FOR YOUR INFO

thats…uh

WÞf

MADI THATS RAPE

Woah

How did I do that

I DONT CARE

Ok what is this persons (likely dagger) issue w jake?

thats illegal

RFFÁFÁFFÁÐfCCAË#!@!ËfFÁF

WDYM YOU DONT CARE

like why r they so obsessed

Ä

GIMME

§

NOW!

Woah I just found out how to make unicode symbols

GEEZ OKAY I’LL RAPE YOU

®

APE

HEHEEHEH

It's not even rape if she consents dumbass

HES ALL MINE BITCHES

The whole point of rape is that its unwanted

madi, do you have a rape fetish?

ill act like i dont want it then

No

CONSENSUAL RAPE IS POSSIBLE

I have a arm and voice fetish

Well then you need a safeword otherwise you could end up getting actually raped

So much quote material here lmao

cause jakes voice is hot

what the fuck.

MADI WHATS YOUR SAFEWORD

PINEAPPLE

Yeah that's a good safeword

DID YOU KNOW SAYING THAT ALSO CURES HICCUPS

what

the

i feel like sometimes

fuck

I'd get turned off if I heard that during sex

people need to like

HAHAHAH

what the fuck.

know whats normal to say around people

and like

stop

*clap clap clap* “PINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE AHH—“

whats not

Shut up nobody wants to hear your liberal tirade

stop.

" OH YEAHHH~ PINEAPPLE"

?????

excuse me?

um

yuck tbh

WAHHHHHHHH YOU GUYS CAN'T JOKE ABOUT RAPE

IT'S NOT FUNNY

uh

RAPE IS HAHA FUNNY LMAO

???? WHEN DID I SAY THAT

ok

As George Carlin said: "Fuck you, I think it's hilarious, what do you think about that?"

bro why are you getting so pressed i didn’t even say anything 😭

get help

You know what

you right

I need help

all i said was “what the fuck” cause it’s weird

I need therapy

okay

right

,

I need to let off some repressed urges

I love joking around

greetings

BY RAPING SOMEONE

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

okay

WHos with me

ME

based

kys

okay

IM JK

.bye

you’re a sweet summer child

right?

What if I ate the Mona Lias

bitches

Let's all go on a raping spree

I need to get a real plan together

it would taste oily

and salty

and green

just like my nuts

hey soop

Im gonna go get ass

I mean gas

"GEEZ OKAY I'LL RAPE YOU" so casually lmao

No you didnt

OK I THINK

I THINK

my ass HEHEEHHEEH

ADDING URSELF TO THE BOOK SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED

BC

LIKE

SHUT UP

WHAT IF UR ACTUALLY NOT FUNNY

SHUT YOUR FACE

AND YOU JJST THINK YOU ARE

AND YOU ADD YOURSELF

AMY CAN HEAR THE VOICE TO THT HUVSIHVSIU

ND THEN ITS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

SMHSMH

Ok I'm totally not TalesFromWJE

what

im a different person

oh wait i feel knda sick

what’s going on?

^^^^ THIS AMY

Oh what

srry I was gone for abit

nobody cares

hi sooploosh

JOIN US

ouch

well ok then

......

BITCH FROM THE CINDERELLA

Hi

DUMBASS

REMEMBER?

my bad i thought you were telling me 😭

wow, calm down there donut

idk why me neurons aren’t firing

*woah

oh wow

SMH SMH

ARF

i needa pay attention but ion wanna

furry

goodness

Wait what did Toast want

SHES BEEN POSSESED BY THE FURRY DEMONS

oh nothing

oh

kk

just saying hello

OROROROR

MEOW

MEOWWW

nop thats just her

oh god

hehehe

i needa stop

the blue whale’s penis is the biggest in the world. it can be over 2 meters long

LMFAO

yup

WHAT THE FUC-

fedy faber

ok?

do you thnik well find that funny or smht

A HORSES COCK IS 12 INCHE-

yummy

That’s true and zebra’s can get to 14 or 15

yep and yet if you have a megapenis you can become just as cucked as those with a micropenis

What?

what is this abt

why are we even talking about penises

Penises

No i mean Cope2's statement

Because penis

I mean porn is not like real life if you have more than like 8.5 inches

then sex will not be fun

what r u talking abt

Bitch eight inches is still a lot

8 inches is too much

No in real life, not anime girls, girls do not want a massive horsecock that can literally kill them

7 inches is already more than enough and it is the best penis size

7 inches is good enough

that’s kinda facts

6 inches is average

5 inches and below is low t micropenis

A big dick is about 5.5 to 7 inches

Just like if you're too tall like slenderman girls are horrified by you and not attracted to you

facts

If you are 6'3 girls will love you

If you are 7 feet tall then girls will run from you

(we all know bro has never touched a girl in his life)

Stop it. Get some help.

Wait u can make urself grow taller?

that’s still a little too tall

Like u can change ur height?

Im 5'11

but im not likely to grow much more

honestly height isn’t that big of an factor

RIP

Manlet

I wish I could be short

as long as it’s not like too big of a difference

bc im 16 btw so 5'11" is considered tall for my age

Oh 16 nvm

im 5'3"

I wish tho that I could be like, toast height kinda

Why tf would you want to be short

femboy

Ew

So I can be cute :3333

Actually it's for the best

So your shit genes don't spread

I mean, I could donate to sperm banks

n then it would

Yeah how unfortunate

dysgenic 5'11 manlets like you all over the place

At least they'll probably die of lead poisoning before 30

So we can look forward to that at least

my doctor says ill probably stop at 6 feet

Oh so your genes aren't bad you're just a retard

Waste of good genes

I mean, my retardation is genetic tho

Cope are you Dagger jr?

so still not good genes

no not really

Americans are just brainwashed by their shitty education system

yes ADHD is genetic

Nope

100%

Oh well, still based

ADHD is a made up disease to sell more pills which are the actual danger

Also its a strong possibility I have autism too apparently

Nuh-uh

The pills turn you retarded

Autism is real though

You're living proof of it

How come I was retarded before the pills then

explain urself

Bad mental genetics as you already said

I don't have your DNA on file okay

those bad mental genetics are ADHD

Go ask your government

they do

silly goose

No it's autism

Probably schizophrenia too

Im not diagnosed tho its still possible I dont have it

Your parents are cousins at best

where tf did this come from

Did Jake ban your first account?

im 5'4

No I just forgot the pass to it

lol

Oh ok lol

Yeah but you're a girl so who who gives af lmao

It only matters if its men who are short

Thats not likely at all. They were born on the opposite sides of the country, and my dads side is descended from Irish immigrants, n my moms side is Jewish

U sound a bit like an incel ngl

"my mom's side is jewish" that explains a lot

ME CAUSE IM THE PERFECT HEIGHT FOR A GIRL BITCH

Lmao

No the people on this site are incels

Ok some of them yeah actually

im not an incel smh

that creature is an incel

Never said you weren't I'm just saying it's only relevant to males

then that would be toast

SORRY TOAST

Yep Toast is a manlet

Depending on how old he is

HOPEFULLY U GET A GROWTH SPURT

Oh he's aight then

AUHADU

If he was like 18 with that height whew lad

BITCHES GONNA RUN

next thing you see is his ebay cart with

"rope - $31.99 ladder - $110.99"

*average

I find it interesting how none of u considered that looks n attractiveness arent that big a part of a relationship

They're not part of a relationship but they are part of finding an attractive girl

i’m 5’6 which is an okay height

im very attractive <3

how the hell is a ladder $100?

MUAHAAHAH

hamlet?

I MAKE A CERTAIN MAN GO WILD

Sometimes I think abt the time my dad hit his head on a hanging pot and yelled "EVERYTHINGS MADE FOR SHORT PEOPLE!"

I mean you could be ugly and get an equally ugly girl and she'd love you but you'd still be both ugly shitbirds

yo why are you dunking on toast

i dont think thats the point

what if the two people are both attractive

...

Never said that about toast

thats

what are we even talking about

kinda mean

I meant in general

toast is 5’4?

of the relationship

3

in general or a particular one

Hey Toast

cool

Well the truth is in nature that's how it is and has been for millions and billions of years

You want to breed with the most attractive to get the best genetics and preserve your bloodline longer

i’m 5’6 so a little taller than average

for a girl

It's like a contest

Then you can evolve into a super-powerful being and take over the Earth

If you keep it going for long enough

So you're doing a blessing to your descendants

i feel like most of the people on here should just end their bloodlines

Based

we’re all a little messed up

Mortal Kombat?

F A T A L I T Y

erm, thats not how Natural Selection works. It would have u evolve into a creature well suited to its environment n good at surviving.

Yes and if you have good genetics you can do that with ease

What's your point

erm 🤓☝️

I declare Mortal Kombat, once it has been declared it cannot be stopped

He really thinks he did something lmao

that ur not gonna evovle into a supercreature who can take over the world

that was my point

Maybe not but it's worth a try

any changes you want made to the pfp wade?

and hey wade

I mean we evolved from rats that lived in tunnels

Anything's possible

no

hello

is that dagger?

yes

Clearly jews didn't evolve much though as they're still rats that live in tunnels lmao

BAHAHAA

man i needed that laugh

What if someone who is born christian n then converts to Judaism?

Maybe add a map

alright

Which one?

bc my aunt Carrie was Catholic but converted to Judaism for her husband.

Which one is urs

Well then they don't have the shit tier genes from Hebrew but they do follow the shit tier ideology that is Judaism

Hebrews*

retrokade

That ones cool

alright

hold on, ill get it

Oh. well my Grandma on my moms side is also converted.

Nice

Oh so you don't actually have Jew DNA

still like the white?

my friend’s dad is a jewish banker

Can u zoom it out a bit so u can see the sickle

yeah

Yeah the white is badass

I might from my grandpa on my moms side Idk abt him

toast on the bp post who do u mean?

Matches with urs too

whos invading wje

Banker, of course

link

jee

who

could

it

be

You know Jews' noses evolved to sniff out shekels on the ground

what post?

yeah

That's why they're large and hooked

I have a song about it

I tolerate you now

hahah