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Jake, is my clown pfp good?

you can all believe im dagger i dont really care but i know jake is a lying piece of shit

The Unknown King of Moderation
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Looks like my penis

will you guys play disc us with me

jake is a lying faggot

you can all believe im dagger i dont really care but i know jake is a lying piece of shit

brother nobody really cares

αmy

will you guys play disc us with me

guys

The Unknown King of Moderation

Cause I had to make up a creature

I wish I had this assignment im soooo good at that

jake is a lying faggot

hes raping this site of any dignity

Rape is based though

Toast ツ

wbats that?

it’s like ripoff among us but funner

i’ll send you guys the code

jake is a lying faggot

hes raping this site of any dignity

hey dagger, how are you?

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thats illegal

Woah I just found out how to make unicode symbols

The Unknown King of Moderation

GEEZ OKAY I’LL RAPE YOU

It's not even rape if she consents dumbass

The whole point of rape is that its unwanted

madi, do you have a rape fetish?

Well then you need a safeword otherwise you could end up getting actually raped

The Unknown King of Moderation

GEEZ OKAY I’LL RAPE YOU

what the fuck.

i feel like sometimes

I'd get turned off if I heard that during sex

people need to like

what the fuck.

know whats normal to say around people

Flappy.

people need to like

stop

αmy

fuck

Shut up nobody wants to hear your liberal tirade

The Unknown King of Moderation

*clap clap clap* “PINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE AHH—“

stop.

TalesFromWJE

Shut up nobody wants to hear your liberal tirade

?????

excuse me?

αmy

excuse me?

WAHHHHHHHH YOU GUYS CAN'T JOKE ABOUT RAPE

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

" OH YEAHHH~ PINEAPPLE"

uh

TalesFromWJE

WAHHHHHHHH YOU GUYS CAN'T JOKE ABOUT RAPE

???? WHEN DID I SAY THAT

As George Carlin said: "Fuck you, I think it's hilarious, what do you think about that?"

bro why are you getting so pressed i didn’t even say anything 😭

get help

all i said was “what the fuck” cause it’s weird

TalesFromWJE

I need help

okay

TalesFromWJE

I need therapy

right

The Unknown King of Moderation

*clap clap clap* “PINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE AHH—“

,

TalesFromWJE

I need to let off some repressed urges

okay

TalesFromWJE

BY RAPING SOMEONE

okay

you’re a sweet summer child

Flappy.

.bye

right?

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Sooploosh MacSchnibble

What if I ate the Mona Lias

it would taste oily

The Unknown King of Moderation
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"GEEZ OKAY I'LL RAPE YOU" so casually lmao

The Unknown King of Moderation

I mean gas

No you didnt

The Unknown King of Moderation
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OK I THINK

ADDING URSELF TO THE BOOK SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED

WHAT IF UR ACTUALLY NOT FUNNY

AND YOU JJST THINK YOU ARE

AND YOU ADD YOURSELF

ND THEN ITS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

AMY CAN HEAR THE VOICE TO THT HUVSIHVSIU

what

oh wait i feel knda sick

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

^^^^ THIS AMY

ouch

well ok then

my bad i thought you were telling me 😭

idk why me neurons aren’t firing

i needa pay attention but ion wanna

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

ARF

furry

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

ARF

goodness

Cosmologistinterntobe

SHES BEEN POSSESED BY THE FURRY DEMONS

nop thats just her

the blue whale’s penis is the biggest in the world. it can be over 2 meters long

The Radio Demon

the blue whale’s penis is the biggest in the world. it can be over 2 meters long

ok?

do you thnik well find that funny or smht

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

A HORSES COCK IS 12 INCHE-

yummy

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

A HORSES COCK IS 12 INCHE-

That’s true and zebra’s can get to 14 or 15

yep and yet if you have a megapenis you can become just as cucked as those with a micropenis

cope2

yep and yet if you have a megapenis you can become just as cucked as those with a micropenis

What?

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

what is this abt

Penises

Cosmologistinterntobe

why are we even talking about penises

Because penis

I mean porn is not like real life if you have more than like 8.5 inches

then sex will not be fun

cope2

I mean porn is not like real life if you have more than like 8.5 inches

Bitch eight inches is still a lot

WC siarra

Bitch eight inches is still a lot

No in real life, not anime girls, girls do not want a massive horsecock that can literally kill them

7 inches is already more than enough and it is the best penis size

cope2

No in real life, not anime girls, girls do not want a massive horsecock that can literally kill them

that’s kinda facts

6 inches is average

5 inches and below is low t micropenis

Just like if you're too tall like slenderman girls are horrified by you and not attracted to you

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

7 inches is good enough

facts

If you are 6'3 girls will love you

If you are 7 feet tall then girls will run from you

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(we all know bro has never touched a girl in his life)

Stop it. Get some help.

cope2

If you are 6'3 girls will love you

that’s still a little too tall

honestly height isn’t that big of an factor

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Im 5'11

RIP

as long as it’s not like too big of a difference

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Im 5'11

im 5'3"

Why tf would you want to be short

Actually it's for the best

So your shit genes don't spread

Yeah how unfortunate

dysgenic 5'11 manlets like you all over the place

At least they'll probably die of lead poisoning before 30

So we can look forward to that at least

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

my doctor says ill probably stop at 6 feet

Oh so your genes aren't bad you're just a retard

Waste of good genes

Cope are you Dagger jr?

Americans are just brainwashed by their shitty education system

Wade

Cope are you Dagger jr?

Nope

Wade

Cope are you Dagger jr?

100%

cope2

Nope

Oh well, still based

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

yes ADHD is genetic

ADHD is a made up disease to sell more pills which are the actual danger

cope2

ADHD is a made up disease to sell more pills which are the actual danger

Nuh-uh

The pills turn you retarded

Autism is real though

You're living proof of it

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

How come I was retarded before the pills then

Bad mental genetics as you already said

I don't have your DNA on file okay

Go ask your government

No it's autism

Probably schizophrenia too

Your parents are cousins at best

Did Jake ban your first account?

No I just forgot the pass to it

Oh ok lol

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

im 5'4

Yeah but you're a girl so who who gives af lmao

It only matters if its men who are short

cope2

Your parents are cousins at best

Thats not likely at all. They were born on the opposite sides of the country, and my dads side is descended from Irish immigrants, n my moms side is Jewish

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Thats not likely at all. They were born on the opposite sides of the country, and my dads side is descended from Irish immigrants, n my moms side is Jewish

"my mom's side is jewish" that explains a lot

cope2

Yeah but you're a girl so who who gives af lmao

Lmao

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

U sound a bit like an incel ngl

No the people on this site are incels

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

ME CAUSE IM THE PERFECT HEIGHT FOR A GIRL BITCH

Never said you weren't I'm just saying it's only relevant to males

Yep Toast is a manlet

Depending on how old he is

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Oh he's aight then

If he was like 18 with that height whew lad

next thing you see is his ebay cart with

"rope - $31.99 ladder - $110.99"

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

ME CAUSE IM THE PERFECT HEIGHT FOR A GIRL BITCH

*average

I find it interesting how none of u considered that looks n attractiveness arent that big a part of a relationship

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

I find it interesting how none of u considered that looks n attractiveness arent that big a part of a relationship

They're not part of a relationship but they are part of finding an attractive girl

i’m 5’6 which is an okay height

cope2

next thing you see is his ebay cart with

"rope - $31.99 ladder - $110.99"

how the hell is a ladder $100?

cope2

Yep Toast is a manlet

hamlet?

Sometimes I think abt the time my dad hit his head on a hanging pot and yelled "EVERYTHINGS MADE FOR SHORT PEOPLE!"

I mean you could be ugly and get an equally ugly girl and she'd love you but you'd still be both ugly shitbirds

cope2

I mean you could be ugly and get an equally ugly girl and she'd love you but you'd still be both ugly shitbirds

yo why are you dunking on toast

cope2

I mean you could be ugly and get an equally ugly girl and she'd love you but you'd still be both ugly shitbirds

i dont think thats the point

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

SORRY TOAST

...

αmy

yo why are you dunking on toast

Never said that about toast

Toast ツ

i dont think thats the point

what are we even talking about

I meant in general

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

then that would be toast

toast is 5’4?

αmy

what are we even talking about

of the relationship

Toast ツ

of the relationship

in general or a particular one

Hey Toast

Toast ツ

3

cool

Toast ツ

kinda mean

Well the truth is in nature that's how it is and has been for millions and billions of years

You want to breed with the most attractive to get the best genetics and preserve your bloodline longer

i’m 5’6 so a little taller than average

for a girl

It's like a contest

Then you can evolve into a super-powerful being and take over the Earth

If you keep it going for long enough

So you're doing a blessing to your descendants

cope2

You want to breed with the most attractive to get the best genetics and preserve your bloodline longer

i feel like most of the people on here should just end their bloodlines

αmy

i feel like most of the people on here should just end their bloodlines

Based

we’re all a little messed up

cope2

It's like a contest

Mortal Kombat?

Toast ツ

Mortal Kombat?

F A T A L I T Y

cope2

Then you can evolve into a super-powerful being and take over the Earth

erm, thats not how Natural Selection works. It would have u evolve into a creature well suited to its environment n good at surviving.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

erm, thats not how Natural Selection works. It would have u evolve into a creature well suited to its environment n good at surviving.

Yes and if you have good genetics you can do that with ease

What's your point

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

erm, thats not how Natural Selection works. It would have u evolve into a creature well suited to its environment n good at surviving.

erm 🤓☝️

Toast ツ

Mortal Kombat?

I declare Mortal Kombat, once it has been declared it cannot be stopped

αmy

erm 🤓☝️

He really thinks he did something lmao

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

that ur not gonna evovle into a supercreature who can take over the world

Maybe not but it's worth a try

any changes you want made to the pfp wade?

I mean we evolved from rats that lived in tunnels

Anything's possible

Clearly jews didn't evolve much though as they're still rats that live in tunnels lmao

cope2

Clearly jews didn't evolve much though as they're still rats that live in tunnels lmao

BAHAHAA

man i needed that laugh

Toast ツ

any changes you want made to the pfp wade?

Maybe add a map

Which one is urs

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

What if someone who is born christian n then converts to Judaism?

Well then they don't have the shit tier genes from Hebrew but they do follow the shit tier ideology that is Judaism

That ones cool

Oh so you don't actually have Jew DNA

cope2

Well then they don't have the shit tier genes from Hebrew but they do follow the shit tier ideology that is Judaism

my friend’s dad is a jewish banker

Can u zoom it out a bit so u can see the sickle

Toast ツ

still like the white?

Yeah the white is badass

Matches with urs too

αmy

my friend’s dad is a jewish banker

Banker, of course

The Radio Demon

toast on the bp post who do u mean?

link

The Radio Demon

toast on the bp post who do u mean?

jee

You know Jews' noses evolved to sniff out shekels on the ground

what post?

cope2

You know Jews' noses evolved to sniff out shekels on the ground

yeah

That's why they're large and hooked

I have a song about it

cope2

That's why they're large and hooked

hahah

"She's got a big beautiful Jewish nose"

Toast ツ

I tolerate you now

WHAT POST

youre not annoying on purpose

"and it's there two minutes early"

"Wherever she goes"

Toast ツ

unlike opal

TOAST WHAT POST

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

womp womp

hey that’s my line

Toast ツ

I tolerate you now

Who

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

I have a button nose

could you sew up your mouth too,

αmy

could you sew up your mouth too,

Lmao gotem

Guys im not human at all. I am Imaginos, I was altered by the Les Invisibles to morph into various people to change the course of human history

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Guys im not human at all. I am Imaginos, I was altered by the Les Invisibles to morph into various people to change the course of human history

HOLY MOTHER OF SCHIZO

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Guys im not human at all. I am Imaginos, I was altered by the Les Invisibles to morph into various people to change the course of human history

did you forget to take your meds again?

hold on, ill get a fataltie shot too

αmy

did you forget to take your meds again?

No I ripped it off from a BOC album

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

BITCH?

heh

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Guys im not human at all. I am Imaginos, I was altered by the Les Invisibles to morph into various people to change the course of human history

Yeah, and I'm Santa Claus.

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The Radio Demon

am i a fag? yes or no?

You tell me

only for zendaya

ive got a couple ones wade

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

CAUSE SHES FUCKING BISEXUAL

That's pretty degenerate but it's okay because her jokes are good

let me know which ones you like the most

cope2

That's pretty degenerate but it's okay because her jokes are good

👍

And we're all degenerates in some way or another

likewise

Maybe the real degeneracy is the friends we made along the way

cope2

And we're all degenerates in some way or another

NOT ME

Flappy.

NOT ME

Yes you

Flappy.

NOT ME

i have some bad news

You most of all

cope2

You most of all

nope

You ain't even from this website don't act entitled to our attention

αmy

i have some bad news

ur wrong smhsmh

you pug faced bitch

cope2

you pug faced bitch

pugs are cute

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Is Toast a fag too since he liked my thighs?

Yes

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Is Toast a fag too since he liked my thighs?

No

Toast ツ

let me know which ones you like the most

Bet just send em to me on uwu

The Radio Demon

pugs are cute…

They're also hideous in comparison to other dogs, dysgenic as hell, and living in constant torture

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Is Toast a fag too since he liked my thighs?

yes

Wade

Bet just send em to me on uwu

alright

it was kinda hard to get the sythe in there

Pugs are abominations of nature

It's not an insult it's just a fact

Toast ツ

it was kinda hard to get the sythe in there

That’s alr, I’m in math rn taking a quiz so my responses will be delayed

Look up how pugs were bred

If I bought a pug I'd put it to sleep

Pugs are adorable bro

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

yeah but the poor guys have soooo many health issues

so does shydragon

especially of the mental kind

They are dysgenic and their life is torture

Kill all pugs (humanely)

cope2

They are dysgenic and their life is torture

Same w bulldogs. Both breeds rarely live past 7

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Same w bulldogs. Both breeds rarely live past 7

Yes

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Same w bulldogs. Both breeds rarely live past 7

that’s so sad :(

they deserve justice

αmy

they deserve justice

The only way to do that is to euthanize them all sadly

Many purebred dog breeds have many health issues bc of incest during breeding n low genetic diversity. This is why u may notice that Labradors often develop cancer

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Many purebred dog breeds have many health issues bc of incest during breeding n low genetic diversity. This is why u may notice that Labradors often develop cancer

This

incest is not wincest

Toast ツ

i love cats

us

My dog Charlie (who was a chocolate lab) never had cancer but died from an intestinal blockage after eating some unknown object

whats ur guys favorite dog breed

All dogs are mutt wolves anyway

Flappy.

whats ur guys favorite dog breed

i like border collies or golden retrievers

Except like maybe a goddamn siberian husky

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

MY BIRD LIVES UP TO 20 YEARS

my aunts Blue Fronted Amazon will live to somewhere around 50-55 (shes 45 tho)

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

MY BIRD LIVES UP TO 20 YEARS

my cat can live to 25 smhsmh

i have a fish

she died yesterday

i forgot her name bro

cope2

Except like maybe a goddamn siberian husky

huskies are so pretty

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

I had two turtles but they both ran away

um

how did you not notice

Flappy.

huskies are so pretty

Because they are pure

They had an outdoor aquarium. Shelldon (who was tiny) crawled up her brothers back to escape, n Salvador escaped when the rain raised the water level which allowed him to crawl out. Savlador likely escaped bc he was rlly horny n wanted sex. Sadly he must have discovered that hes probably the only red eared slider in the area after Shelldon sadly died

Turtoises and turtles are different things

Turtles are semi-aquatic and tortoises are fully land

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

turtles can be slow

Turtles don't even have feet they have flippers

cope2

Turtles don't even have feet they have flippers

i read that as nipples 😭

αmy

i read that as nipples 😭

nah reptiles just have a disgusting worm for a penis

They use it to lure predators or something

cope2

They use it to lure predators or something

imagine if human males did that

there’s a joke in here somewhere

i just need some time

I meant lure prey

even better

give me 1

The alligator turtle uses its worm penis to get fish to suck it

Then eats it and not only gets food but gets to suck its own dick as a reward

cope2

The alligator turtle uses its worm penis to get fish to suck it

just like priests and church boys

I don't think priests swallow children whole

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Thats its tongue not its dick

Oh lmao

cope2

I don't think priests swallow children whole

that would certainly make it a lot more interesting

αmy

that would certainly make it a lot more interesting

Imagine the priest is actually this reptilian creature and it unhinges its mouth **HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS** hot steam comes out

Then it throws the child in

Mangling it with his sharp teeth

how many fbi watchlists do you think i’ll end up in if i search up turtle dick

cope2

Imagine the priest is actually this reptilian creature and it unhinges its mouth **HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS** hot steam comes out

BAHAHAH

Then he closes his mouth and goes back to preaching

Searching for his next prey

Also Mata Mata turtles hold air in their mouths n when fish swim by they open it n it creates a vacuum that sucks the fish in

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

These mfers

He knows what he's doing

Look at that smile

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

These mfers

me to my friend in class when the teacher says not to talk

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Look at this thing

bro is DEVIOUS

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Look at this thing

Uncle Sampsonite smile

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Look at this thing

Wait this is the rapist turtle

It never fails to make me laugh how reptiles will just gruesomely devour a creature and pretend nothing happened after

extremely based

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Thats bc wild animals dont feel remorse

Me neither I eat meat happily

I kept a green Lynx Spider I found as a pet for abt a week before releasing it. I would feed her bugs I saved from the pool. Green Lynx Spiders get their name bc their green, but also bc they pounce on their prey

it’s very windy outside

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

U should grab a sheet n let the wind propell u into the air

good idea

The Unknown King of Moderation

front eye

interdenominational society eye

The Unknown King of Moderation

Us <3

beaners?