I Won

FUCK

Guns

good for you. now go fuck urself

Guns are cllb

cool

guns are

guns

sigh* women*

guns can be hot

real

men ☕️

Literally

some can be so hot that they melt

lol

Physically

Why

women are cool

i’m a woman

*coffee emoji* women

real

pffttt

bro 💀

its true tho 💀

nuh uh

.

…..

Real

ARSON

ded

AHHHH

HII LEOO

wsg arson

Nuh uh

Wsgggggg

HIIII HRU

hi arson

I'm goooodd how is everyoneee

Hii

C12H22O11

tired af but I'm good

C12H22O11 Is a molecular formula

Or chemical formula

its a chemical formula

Samee

Of a very cool thing

Ahhhhh I'm boredd

rip

IM BACK

LEO

Hi

HIIII

Where were uuu

im on call with someone rn

Ohhhhhh

Makes sense

Hello Arson

Hii

YARRR

How do you do?

ARRRGHH (pirate voice)

where tf is everyone

Idkkkk

I think cosmo killed them

?

HII NATEEE

NATEEEEE hi

wsg arson

wsg leo

Nate, earlier you said something about not thinking I was myself, why? (Or did I just misread it?)

oh bc u didn't say salutations

fr tho that's ur trademark

gotta copyright that shit

fr

I hate my sub

rip

its free period and he's making us "work" on studd

stuff*

like he just wants all our Chromebooks out so it makes him feel like were productive

BUT I AINT DOIN NOTHING

lol

civil disobedience 101

Ah okay

What about selling corpse-flavoured popcorn? Or any type of popcorn

also your trademark

which u didnt copyright in time

selling popcorn guys🍿

dead

You caravan wheel spoke

lol

d

e

a

d

f

o

r

e

a

l

i

k

n

i

o*

w

r

i

g

h

t

You toadstool spore

s

h

u

s

h

p

o

l

k

i

e

o

l

l

o

l

h

aa

ahahhahahhahah

aa

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

f

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

w

What on earth are you doing?

stufffffffffffffffff

im crazy

estoy loca

ahahahahahah

lol

uno

dos

trew

tres*

quatro

cinco

sies

siete

ocho

nueve

dies

once

doce

trece

Yay Spanish counting!

yay

catorce

quince

sietete

i think

If life gives you lemons you should throw them at someone

*siesete

close

no I eat them raw

raw lemons>>>>>

with cucumbers

and salt

best combo

if life gives you lemons, spray the lemon juice in its eyes and steal its wallet. now that you have its wallet, you have its ID. Now you are life

fr

Then the people get infused in lemon or the lemons get infused in the people I don’t know I forgot which one

lemongrab

Yes

it depends if ur a cannibal or not

You can feed said person to a creature you find on the side of a road and it might become your companion

sometimes

Lemons are delicious

REAL

yeah

they can also be deadly weapons

sour

Pens are also dangerous. And books

LMAO

Lo

W stitch

I love Lilo and stitch

Same tho

😭

whatttt

The penis mightier than the sword indeed

hi joker

💀

Hi cosmaao

anything can be used a weapon

Sword fight

Exactly

joker tell me a joke

make me laughh

Ok

So

i saw u in a documentary

same

People can trip on eyeballs and they can be a choking hazard

What did the grape say when it was stepped on?

what

Nothing; it let out a little whine

(Say it out loud)

eyeballs can also be fermented and used as a bioweapon

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

😈😈😈😈😈

I love u now

Horray !!

:D

No

great

gahhh

gahhh

gahhh

Ok 🙏

gahhhh

Pepper

gahhhh

gahhh

gahhh

gahhh

gahhh

black or pepper pepper

gahhh

(Not much offence intended) it is more like a ‘nahhhh fr’ joke

where'd u get his photo of me

That looks like a spider without six eyes

Salt and pepper hair pepper

“Not much” lol; it’s all good tho cuz that joke is my second favorite cuz my close friend told me it lol

I have my ways 🔥😈🔥

stranger danger

my Chromebook gonna die soon so if I disappear u know y

Strangers are just friends you haven’t met yet 🗣️🔥🔥

Ah ok

Not much, maybe some

Duly noted 🙏

:)

real

Loll

Or enemies in the making

lol

CAHRGE IT

Whatever they are, they’re just like that 😊😇😇😇

cantttt rnn

I was eating peanut butter in class also

poor herbert

WHY

NO GROOSS

AHHH

LOL

Yes poor Herbert :(

What the Kentucky fried pine tree why?

THEYRE GIVING ME MORE OEANUT BUTTER SOON

Someone gave me it and I was hungry

naurrrrr your my pookie wookie

Real

Drama on here is like Herbet

😭😭😭

That should be new slang for this site tho

Js Like “stop being a Herbert”

But how and why did you have a knife?

huh

They showed me it and I asked “can I have it 🥺👉👈” and they said yes so I opened it and eated it

As for the knife we don’t talk about that 😈😈😈 (it was a fork from my lunchbox)

?

Kgmogkog hello nate

“Stop you Herbet”

Lo

Yes

:)))

Why did they have a whole jar of peanut butter?

Nah "stop being a rapboat"

Water can be used for so much

No don’t summon him

Lmao

I’ll try

RAP IS BAD

NO

RAP SUCKS

I think our teachers get one jar monthly, so we got it from his Spanish class and then he got another from our science class he’s gonna give me

DONT BRING HIM HETE

Wxactlyyyy

TAYLOR SWIFT IS BETTER THAN RAP

💀💀💀

WE LIKED THE FAKE RAPBOAT MORE

😭😭😭

We're done for

Bro is summoning the devil

REAL

RAPBOAT FACE REVEAL

😭😭😭

LMAO

Yes :)

oh fuck is he back

WHO

🔥🔥TAKE THIS UNSUSPECTING SACRIFICE OH SOAWN OF SATAN 🔥🔥

rapeboat

I HOPE U MEAN RAPBOAT

LOL

YES

This is RapBoat’s doctor after seeing RapBoat (don’t mind the excess stuff)

?

😭😭😭😭

Bro got rapped to death

u know that bp got a dark mode, right?

I read that SO WRONG for a sec

LOLL

guys i’m on bp

What’s bp?

bored panda

when did u join

THIS WAS RAPBOAT AND HIS MOTHER’S FAULT

?

pppffft

Lmaoo

Bro don’t feed the alligator spoiled meat ☺️☺️

That was ages ago

I see

yeah, but the dark mode is kinda wierd

THEY GET MORE AGGRESSIVE

Did I summon him?

EXACTLY

But uh

No

†˙´∆ø˚´®

Hello

hi blondie

I think he’s in his “million dollar mansion” (safe urban town) writing his next biggest hit! 🔥🔥 (doing school assignments)

Bahejekp

hru?

Do I know you?

good. hbu

he isn't even a rapper

pretty good

he exposed himself

huh

u need more physics help

No lol

hi toast

nope we finished the unit yesterday, thanks tho!

(If you change the v with an f) RAPBOAT WHEN HE SEES HIS ONLY FAN STOPS LISTENING TO HIS MUSIC (I know he doesn’t make music)

Oh alr

Salutations

Do you know how to summon people?

Hi Shy! Hru

Me?

Anybody

you call out their name

PERRCCCCCCCC

I said RapBoat’s name many times

AHHHHH PERC WHERE WERE YOU

LEOOOOO

WHEN

I WAS ON SPRING BREAK

HIIIIIII HRU

PERCCCCCC! Im okay, how are you?

ewwwwe

perc long time no see

fr

GOOD WBU

I'm good!

Okay I’ll try to summon the demon again

sorry do I know you?

ew, you

hi amy and yeah I tried it it sucks

yeah im kris

his html editing

or scholar

Duo really did that to RapBoat’s father

its krissy

and his spotify "link"

Oh ok hi!

heyyyyyyyyyyy

im tired :(((((((((

hii

YELLO

Same :((((

hi kris

brb guys

hi ant boy

alr

Yellow, yell or hello?

Or a yelled hello?

Sooooo...

what r we talking about?

hello with a yellow accent

I’m trying to summon RapBoat, to no avail

idk

he got banned

hes banned

Can we not summon rapboat?

AMBOUTAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

And I get told that after I attempt to summon him for 10 minutes

WTF

>:((((

DAMN

ayo

Scroll up if you want to see

...

ALASTOR IS ON

fufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufuf

hi heroin

?

Actually 13 minutes

not 10

Sorry I had a minor sizure

hfeubfeuesfaefehufufu feufienubfaeiburbiysbivbi vbv aopfmeobseojlsahowfldnfsegiusrb

...

i kind of know who alastor might be

oh crao

I'm fine

fr? are you good bro

buddy, u should get a siezure dog or something

I'm fine, don't worry about it

Whom? If it is El I will travel to the United Kingdom and punch her

?

it definetely is not el

no, he's not

no i dont think it's el...

Good because I do not want to punch her

Whom?

I think Shy is Alistor

idk

mayve

i thought so too

I remember when people accused me of alting as Alastor

It was fun

they are not the same people

its kind of obvious they arent

ye

Hiiii I'm back

‘Alistor’

Was there a person who's username was Alastor

PEEEERC

so apparently the rape advice hotline is for "victimes"

Salutations back I’m Shy Dragon

yes

THOUGHTLESSSS

Ah

Ok

YEEEEEEEEEEEEe

Thanks for the context leo

I beg your pardon?