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𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

furry alert

bark bark

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Wilkinsonburritos

virgo.

did u have a question?

not for me specifically but in general

Just trying to understand a convo with a demented person like donut

Wilkinsonburritos

Just trying to understand a convo with a demented person like donut

am i demented?

Wilkinsonburritos

Just trying to understand a convo with a demented person like donut

Oh

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

IM SORRY BRO

you had one job!

DaRey1Cray

look at my cute grippers

CRUSTY MEAT FLIPPERS

Wilkinsonburritos

if you keep spamming photos then you will be banned

that's not even me lmao

Wilkinsonburritos

idc. stop

fine

that's the last photo of my lost great grandather

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

JOB OR BLOW (wades words)

literally going to shoot him

DaRey1Cray

dont delete it

PUT EM ON FEET FINDER OR SMTH

his name was big daddy luke afk

urfavvirgo

PUT EM ON FEET FINDER OR SMTH

i was giving you a sneak peak

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

ILL JOIN U

my friends and I talked about kermit being an abuser to his son :)

guys i gave myself a blow job im just that flexible

if you suck a dick ONE time does that make you gay?

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

it's perfectly straight

straight as a circle?

we were watching the muppets christmas carol and we were all speculating why tiny tim was crippled and sick

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

HADIDUAHI

10/10 experience

Wilkinsonburritos

feminism is cringe

HONESTLY

CAUSE I WOULD LOVE TO BE A STAY AT HOME MOM

LIKE IF I MEET THE ONE THEN HES THE ONE AND ION NEED ANYTHING ELSE IN MY LIFE

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

and to do the DEVILS TANGO

the special hug

SO IF HIS LAZY BUMASS CANT DO SHIT OTHER THAN DEPEND ON ME

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

mommy? sorry. mommy?

oh fuck no

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

NO NO CAUSE JAKE CALLED ME MOMMY

UGH

I just want someone who respects themselves, others, and has a sense of humor

Wilkinsonburritos

I just want someone who respects themselves, others, and has a sense of humor

Real

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

THAT IS VALID WILK

I know.

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

"ememies to lovers"

NUH UH

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

"ememies to lovers"

huh?

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐
Image

he's brown?!?!

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

also are you foing to draw me

eventually

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i forgot i had th tab open-

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

HI CHARLIE

Hi

Wilkinsonburritos

charlie! why didn't you say hi to me

Hii

Its js another holiday 2 me

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

ignoring me smh

so impatient smh

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

i love sleeping with your mom.

no.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Hiii guys I’m back I left for a bit

Why not continue leaving?

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

HE'S 14 IN MY MIND

he has the same personality type as me

my brother js asked if i need condoms help im scared

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Bc I’m silly

You used to be cool, then you got political

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𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

also curse is really good

Listening to it now

I hve a freidn who wont elt me get railed till im 16

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

STOP MAKING ME ATTRACTED

this has already been discussed

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Anonymous

I hve a freidn who wont elt me get railed till im 16

wait till you're married

Wilkinsonburritos

wait till you're married

i plan to

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

I KNOW GODDAMNIT

dude-

who else scratches their asshole and smells it?

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

no

tell that to my boyfriend

Wilkinsonburritos

tell that to my boyfriend

OH DAMN

HERE’S WADEY

Toast ツ

Hey Virgil

*Virgo but it’s okay I forgive u

Wilkinsonburritos

it's a school relationship but thanks

wtf is that bro

Is ur pfp The Grey Ghost?

Badass

Wade, do you scratch your asshole and smell your fingers after you do it?

Wilkinsonburritos

we're the same age dw

no I mean like I’ve never heard the teen before

urfavvirgo

no I mean like I’ve never heard the teen before

*term

Did you know he was voiced by Adam West?

urfavvirgo

no I mean like I’ve never heard the teen before

wdym?

Toast ツ

I love gray things

my cum is grey

Ikr? It’s so cool

Wilkinsonburritos

wdym?

β€œSchool relationship” like what does that mean

my cum sometimes turns blood red

I miss anything?

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

a relationship at school

so like y’all not dating outside of school? 😭

Wade

I miss anything?

you missed me bbg?

Guess I did lol

urfavvirgo

β€œSchool relationship” like what does that mean

a relationship at school. You dont need to know my age. and sorry I keep deleting your comments lmao

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

emily is gay

why tf are u lying on my name

Shit she’s gay? There go my chances /j

Wilkinsonburritos

a relationship at school. You dont need to know my age. and sorry I keep deleting your comments lmao

why would I need to know ur age bro what’s that gotta do w it? and ur all good dw

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

she's only gay for adriana lima dw

NO BC WHEN I SEEN HER MY JAW DROPPED

Wade

Shit she’s gay? There go my chances /j

Pardon?

urfavvirgo

why would I need to know ur age bro what’s that gotta do w it? and ur all good dw

people on the internet are weird

Wilkinsonburritos

people on the internet are weird

Seriously tho

Wilkinsonburritos

people on the internet are weird

u can be so random sometimes

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

she look different now

her makeup artist has her fucked up

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

HER EYES BRO

THEYRE SO PRETTY

urfavvirgo

u can be so random sometimes

I'm never random. Only serious

Wilkinsonburritos

I'm never random. Only serious

Nuh uh

Wilkinsonburritos

I'm never random. Only serious

Can confirm

Okie dokie

Wilkinsonburritos

fym nuh uh? name examples

well first of all serious and random are not antonyms, so u can be serious and random at the same time. and i mean I said absolutely nothing that meant anything abt wanting to know ur age, yet u brought it up yourself. which to me that’s kinda random.

Wilk I’m on

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

grey, blue, or green eyes are just

have you ever heard of the thing where people lick eachother's eyeballs for sexual pleasure?

My eyes are eyes

urfavvirgo

well first of all serious and random are not antonyms, so u can be serious and random at the same time. and i mean I said absolutely nothing that meant anything abt wanting to know ur age, yet u brought it up yourself. which to me that’s kinda random.

damn I hate when you're right

Wilkinsonburritos

damn I hate when you're right

AHA

Toast ツ

Like Carl in TWD comics

W

DaRey1Cray

WADEEE

Wsp?

Wade

Wsp?

if you woke up farted out a condom would you tell anyone?

DaRey1Cray

if you woke up farted out a condom would you tell anyone?

Was is used?

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

emilyy

Yeah

𖀐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖀐

your eyes are gorgeous

thank u

DaRey1Cray

yes

So I farted out my own used condom?

Wade

So I farted out my own used condom?

who said it was yours? 😏

DaRey1Cray

who said it was yours? 😏

That makes it worse

But yes I would tell somebody

That’d be weird to fart out a condom and not tell anyone

it totally didn't happened to me when I slept inside of an alley way next to homeless men

Wilkinsonburritos

so retarded

Cleanse my mind

Wade

That’d be weird to fart out a condom and not tell anyone

imagine being like β€œhey mom I farted out a condom” tho

i got genital herpes but I can't guess who did it to me πŸ€”

urfavvirgo

thatd be embarassing

nah not rlly

Wade

Cleanse my mind

no, I'll just take you to the showers instead

i would force my mom to eat it

Oooh shiiit! Deadpool’s on

Wilkinsonburritos

no, I'll just take you to the showers instead

Shower me in love and affection

The Unknown King of Moderation

Yo when was the last time Chex was on

Yesterday

Wade

Shower me in love and affection

...sure if you want to think that

The Unknown King of Moderation

Yo when was the last time Chex was on

now

Wilkinsonburritos

...sure if you want to think that

Yes please

It's crazy how much music affects the way I think and feel

i have a tracker hidden in Chex's rectum

I fucking love this intro..

DaRey1Cray

i have a tracker hidden in Chex's rectum

you disgusting fuck

Toast ツ

It's crazy how much music affects the way I think and feel

Red Hood is badass

urfavvirgo

you disgusting fuck

i know, no need to tell me twice

Toast ツ

It's crazy how much music affects the way I think and feel

Dude same..

Wilkinsonburritos

isn't chex a minor

yeah

Wilkinsonburritos

isn't chex a minor

yeah

DaRey1Cray

yeah

stop copying me πŸ™„

urfavvirgo

stop copying me πŸ™„

okay BUB

Wilkinsonburritos

bro, stop being weird. I already warned you with a ban

that was only for a face reveal :(

🎢Just touch my cheek before you leave me..🎢

DaRey1Cray

that was only for a face reveal :(

*toe reveal

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urfavvirgo

*toe reveal

did it atleast look hot?

Wilkinsonburritos

and spamming

since when?

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

COUGH

Interesting

Whatever Jake and Will said, 80% they’re right

Wilkinsonburritos

before I warned you. Stop being a creep

bro how am I a creep im still a fetus

I’m God’s perfect idiot

The Unknown King of Moderation

But I’m a creep

BRO SAMMEEEE

DaRey1Cray

no im actually a sperm cell

I make millions of you a day

Wilkinsonburritos

god's hellspawn

I did take that name, so it fits!

Toast ツ

I make millions of you a day

i do the deed with other sperm cells

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Millions enter me every day

Wade

I did take that name, so it fits!

OH BTW

mb forgot the period to make myself sound seriouz

IM WATCHING DEADPOOL

urfavvirgo

mb forgot the period to make myself sound seriouz

ur still on your period?

Blood, sweat, tears, piss, diarrhea, cum, pus, the eye shit, the wet shit that comes outta wounds, mucus, etc.

Bro getting choked

The Unknown King of Moderation

Blood, sweat, tears, piss, diarrhea, cum, pus, the eye shit, the wet shit that comes outta wounds, mucus, etc.

i mix them all up and I drink it

RICKY CAME ON HERE AND STARTED BITCHING ABT HOW I APPARENTLY HAD A QUESTION FOR HIM??

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jake, which is better, girth or length?

urfavvirgo

RICKY CAME ON HERE AND STARTED BITCHING ABT HOW I APPARENTLY HAD A QUESTION FOR HIM??

Okie dokie

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Toast ツ

Ricky Doodah Grimes

Doodah day time to watch the killing scene!

Wilkinsonburritos

you all are retards smh

MY HIPPOCRITE SELF IS GONNA AGREE W U ON THAT ONE

Shoot shoot shoot

urfavvirgo

MY HIPPOCRITE SELF IS GONNA AGREE W U ON THAT ONE

we can be hypocrites together!

The Unknown King of Moderation

Depends on the ratio of girth to length

okay, bigger girth but short dick, or, longer dick but skinny girth

Fourth wall break!

Wilkinsonburritos

we can be hypocrites together!

yesss 🀞

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DaRey1Cray

okay, bigger girth but short dick, or, longer dick but skinny girth

What’s the diameter of option 2

🎢Just touch my cheek before you leave me🎢

Forgot how much I love this fucking movie

I’ve never said this, but don’t swallow

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a pussy can stretch to a point where a raccoon can live in there

HIS HEAD GOT CHOPPED OFF

Wade

HIS HEAD GOT CHOPPED OFF

same but instead of a head it's my DICK

Sex jokes? Yes please

Bye bye

Love this movie

Sexual deviancy is strictly prohibited

Sex? Yes

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

SOBBING COME BACKK

bro shut your skibidi toilet looking ass up go flush urself you piece of skibidi

Wilkinsonburritos

control yourself

Can’t daddy

Toast ツ

The hell does that mean?

ohio rizz

sigma male from ohio level 10 gyatt nick eh 30 rizzed with a grimace shake only in ohio that has skibidi toilet rizz and is amongus sussy bakka with big fanum tax with the rizzler and says bombaclat that’s so gigachad and anime cringe uwu cute and sus ong frfr fornite battle pass 1 2 buckle my shoe, whopper whopper only in ohio ratio nerd goofy ahh getting clapped which is cap you simp fell off you karen slayyy bestie IYKYK you salty period preppy ice spice drinks starbucks and it’s bussin bussin but canceled and caught in 4k super bougie ong ate that bro understood the assignment quandale dingle here REHEHEHE rent free gatekeeper woke freaking dream stan GG manz FAM blud drippy high key salty so dogwater so BET so dap me up my guy you scallywag will smith slap so extra bruv word such an NPC on my life that is you clown nerd

Wilkinsonburritos

I fucking hate you

Love you too

Wilkinsonburritos

no.

You can’t deny what we have

The Unknown King of Moderation

Wadekinson

I’ll take it!

Wilkinsonburritos

we have nothing! I barely know you

It’s special

Wilkinsonburritos

needs

Special needs love story

Wilkinsonburritos

needs

HAHAHAGAHAHAHAAGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAGHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAH

Toast ツ
Image

Can I be the guy on the right?

Wilkinsonburritos

that's even worse!

Come onnn you can’t deny it

The Unknown King of Moderation

β€œDurr, I wlob yoo huh huh huh”

Dude that’s fucked…I love it

Wade

Come onnn you can’t deny it

I'm not the autistic one here

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Wilkinsonburritos

I'm not the autistic one here

Your sanity matches my crazy big time

The Unknown King of Moderation

I laughed too hard at this

yes

you have been cursed by the ohio gods

Wade

Your sanity matches my crazy big time

You don't even know me

THE OHIO GODS!?

Wilkinsonburritos

You don't even know me

But you know me too well

sigma male from ohio level 10 gyatt nick eh 30 rizzed with a grimace shake only in ohio that has skibidi toilet rizz and is amongus sussy bakka with big fanum tax with the rizzler and says bombaclat that’s so gigachad and anime cringe uwu cute and sus ong frfr fornite battle pass 1 2 buckle my shoe, whopper whopper only in ohio ratio nerd goofy ahh getting clapped which is cap you simp fell off you karen slayyy bestie IYKYK you salty period preppy ice spice drinks starbucks and it’s bussin bussin but canceled and caught in 4k super bougie ong ate that bro understood the assignment quandale dingle here REHEHEHE rent free gatekeeper woke freaking dream stan GG manz FAM blud drippy high key salty so dogwater so BET so dap me up my guy you scallywag will smith slap so extra bruv word such an NPC on my life that is you clown nerd

Wade

But you know me too well

oh please. All I know is your name and how much you love sex jokes

DaRey1Cray

sigma male from ohio level 10 gyatt nick eh 30 rizzed with a grimace shake only in ohio that has skibidi toilet rizz and is amongus sussy bakka with big fanum tax with the rizzler and says bombaclat that’s so gigachad and anime cringe uwu cute and sus ong frfr fornite battle pass 1 2 buckle my shoe, whopper whopper only in ohio ratio nerd goofy ahh getting clapped which is cap you simp fell off you karen slayyy bestie IYKYK you salty period preppy ice spice drinks starbucks and it’s bussin bussin but canceled and caught in 4k super bougie ong ate that bro understood the assignment quandale dingle here REHEHEHE rent free gatekeeper woke freaking dream stan GG manz FAM blud drippy high key salty so dogwater so BET so dap me up my guy you scallywag will smith slap so extra bruv word such an NPC on my life that is you clown nerd

Yes

Wilkinsonburritos

oh please. All I know is your name and how much you love sex jokes

Eh close enough

i will now tickle their pickles for a nickel πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘

You’re so skibidi

DaRey1Cray

i will now tickle their pickles for a nickel πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘

I’ll give them a dime if they take their time

Wade

Eh close enough

no! and you have to know me too which you don't.

Wilkinsonburritos

no! and you have to know me too which you don't.

I do sort of kind of

The Unknown King of Moderation

I’ll give them a dime if they take their time

πŸ€‘πŸ‘

Wilkinsonburritos

prove it

Ok B

The Unknown King of Moderation

Get engaged the day you met

I’m ok with that, I’ll divorce the next day

Wade

I’m ok with that, I’ll divorce the next day

not if I do it first

Wade

I’m ok with that, I’ll divorce the next day

and take all their fucking money

Wilkinsonburritos

not if I do it first

True love

DaRey1Cray

and take all their fucking money

You know it!

Toast ツ

Only 2 days till Christmas

bro is time traveling

oh so I come back to this chat

and now Wade is hitting on burrito

Toast ツ

Only 2 days till Christmas

Merry Christmas you filthy animals

Wade

Merry Christmas you filthy animals

*ya

Wilkinsonburritos

quite the opposite

Quite the opposite of that

urfavvirgo

and now Wade is hitting on burrito

I hit on everyone

Wade

Quite the opposite of that

no. online relationships are stupid

Wade

I hit on everyone

ur WEIRD FOR THAT

Wilkinsonburritos

no. online relationships are stupid

Exactly

I love listening to Yung Kage's Jingle My Bells

urfavvirgo

U DONT KNOW THESE PPL

I like fucking with you bozos

The Unknown King of Moderation

Just like amy back in the day lol

Haha nice

and, wade, you proved my point; you never said anything about me. You know nothing

The Unknown King of Moderation

Virgin

what ELSE WOULD I BE U BOZO

Wilkinsonburritos

and, wade, you proved my point; you never said anything about me. You know nothing

I did

Toast ツ

Hi Virgil

*virgo but I forgive u

The Unknown King of Moderation

A whore idk

oh that’s wild

Toast ツ

Your name is Virgil now

okay

The Unknown King of Moderation

Yo we’re all just joking here still right

I AM

Brb kids gotta feed my dog

Wilkinsonburritos

no you didn't

B

Wade

Brb kids gotta feed my dog

Your dog is your food bro

The Unknown King of Moderation

So you were joking about being a virgin

no I was serious abt that

The Unknown King of Moderation

Mhm sure

nuh uh

The Unknown King of Moderation

That’s gay

your gay

The Unknown King of Moderation

That’s gay

fax

The Unknown King of Moderation

You don’t wanna be gay, do you?

No

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See now I have to lose it

Idk bro I just don’t wanna be gay 😭

I love this movie

The Unknown King of Moderation

Nah fr though at least wait till you’re an adult if you don’t wanna wait for marriage

mhm.

The Unknown King of Moderation

That mhm with the period is giving mixed signals

nuh uh

The sex scene is coming up, close your eyes Wilkin

see and u rlly think I’m gonna fuck someone while still saying β€œNuh uh” like imagine he says β€œdid u bring a condom” and I say β€œNuh uh” like bro 😭

The one good thing about Indiana is that age of consent is sixteen

The Unknown King of Moderation

See I told you if you want a male to process information you have to directly tell us

OMFG

Toast ツ

The one good thing about Indiana is that age of consent is sixteen

Woah

Toast ツ

The one good thing about Indiana is that age of consent is sixteen

Isn’t that how it is for a lot of places?

So assuming you're not a teacher, judge, or cop, you can fuck 16 year olds

JAKE, TOAST, ROAD-TRIP TO INDIANA

LETS GO BOYS

THATS AWESOME

Sex is cool, minus the STDs

Plus we have the Romeo and Juliet clause

What’s that?

Ah here we go

Toast ツ

14 and 18 year olds can have sex

OMW TO SAMS HOUSE RN

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JAKE CHANGE THE SUBJECT

THERES A GIRL IN THE CHAT

The Unknown King of Moderation

Yknow what while we’re here how do you all feel about abortion?

u didn’t ask me but like I feel like yeah it’s fine

The Unknown King of Moderation

THIS

There’s no escaping it, well here we go!

Murder

cause idk bro but some ppl should just not have children

But like God’s Child

Bro it’s God’s Child

Use a condom, protect yo self

I think for rape cases it can MAYBE be okay if it’s a minor or smth, but like there’s always adoption too

The Unknown King of Moderation

People need to make better choices to start

yeah but like some situations are harmful asf like health conditions and rape

The Unknown King of Moderation

I think for rape cases it can MAYBE be okay if it’s a minor or smth, but like there’s always adoption too

Exactly!

urfavvirgo

yeah but like some situations are harmful asf like health conditions and rape

But just doing it because you don’t wanna take care of a kid is pretty gay

The Unknown King of Moderation

But just doing it because you don’t wanna take care of a kid is pretty gay

Yeah, adoption

The Unknown King of Moderation

But just doing it because you don’t wanna take care of a kid is pretty gay

that is pretty gay…

Guys quick question

The Unknown King of Moderation

We should put more effort into improving adoption systems

exactly

How do you feel about a possible civil war?

the kid shouldn’t suffer for the parents mistakes

Wade

How do you feel about a possible civil war?

War is so gay

Trump vs Biden supporters

Toast ツ

Is slavery making a comeback?

god the Nazis would love you

Apparently some states aren’t even counting their ballots

Wade

Trump vs Biden supporters

trump is so irritating bro

So it’s possible there could be another civil war before the next election

but Biden shouldn’t be president either

Toast ツ

Let's discuss music

I love POPTHATTRUNK by 1nonly

The Unknown King of Moderation

Wade me and you are gonna be on the same team right

With deleting my political comment? I won’t name names anymore

Neither of them should

GRADUATION WAS MY TOP ALBUM THIS YEAR

AND I HAD 35,000 MINUTES OF MUSIC

Everyone loves music

Wait is the Spotify Wrapped over?

Wade

Wait is the Spotify Wrapped over?

I use Apple Music

That dude got turned into a kebab

Toast ツ

Guys hear me out

no but okay

I’m listening Toastie

Can confirm

Where’d you guys go?

The Unknown King of Moderation
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oh!

That shit slaps

The animatronics tend to get a bit quirky at night