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DRIVE ETHAN

BEFORE THEY FUCK

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NOW

um

Wade

BEFORE THEY FUCK

can i come

I DONT HAVE MY SEATBELT ONNN

i don’t wanna be stuck with them

*slams into window*

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

Yes , get into the trunk

okay

GOOD IDEA

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

wheres jakeyy

RIGHT HERE

*gets into trunk*

*jumps*

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

Hiii <333

hi madi

OH SHI-

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

DRIVES car into lake

*jake

Drown Jake in a lake

why do u never check doc anymore?

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

drown a Jake in a lake / while watching me bake / listening to Drake / watching snow flakes

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMNNN FIREEEEE

Well its been the same things for weeks

Oh btw May All ass store was on

Wade

Oh btw May All ass store was on

WEHNE?

2 hours ago I think? Idk

Check the post

With May

did he see the post I made for him?

He came on, roasted Shy, then dipped

The Unknown King of Moderation

Guys what if I’m actually Alastor and nobody knows

U mean ALL ASS STORE

The Unknown King of Moderation

Guys what if I’m actually Alastor and nobody knows

y'all have talked.

nd ALASTOR knows to much.....

Alastor = Molester

BRB kids got lunch, don’t rape Jake till I get back

Anonymous

no

shut your bitch ass up hoe

boost for breakfast

an ensure for dessert

idk I was looking for alastor

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

CAN IIIIIIII

can i what

Anonymous

I ain't even gonna bother

because your a hoe huh??

mal 🌸

hi

hi mal

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

rude

That’s what you call me

mal 🌸

HIIIIII

HIHIHII

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

HI MALL <3

HI MADIIIII <3

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

what have I missed

nothing lolll

mal 🌸

hey

hru

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

HRU GIRLLL <333

ABSOLUTELY FUCKIN EXHAUSTED LMAO HBU <333333

β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

An ant! Are you a strong ant?

I can lift 26 times my wight, does that count as strong?

mal 🌸

tired hbu

yeha

not a good dau

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GIRL SAME LMFAO IM DYING

Yeah I sure tired you out last night huh 😏

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

I js ate last bag of chips.......

bruhhhhh

The Unknown King of Moderation

Yeah I sure tired you out last night huh 😏

jesus christ

my bsf was flirting with me

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

GIRL SAME LMFAO IM DYING

I FELL ASLEEP AT 11 ND WOKE UP AT 3:30 ND COULDNT FALL BACK ASLEEP SO I WENT ND TOOK A SHOWER AT 4:45 THEN WATCHED YT TIL 6:45 ND THEN GOT READY FOR SCHOOL ND SHIT

actually we haven't talked much at all

was flirting with me right after I told him I have a bf

Daniβ™‘

nobody gives af

Why are you attacking me?

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

YKW THT SOUNDS FUN NGL CAUSE ITS LIKE EARLY AND EVERYONES QUIET

I FELT AMAZING UNTIL LUNCHTIME ND THEN I FELT OVERTIRED ND DELIRIOUS ND NOW IM TIRED ND ANNOYED LMAO

Anonymous

Why are you attacking me?

cuz u ugly af

The Unknown King of Moderation

Mal did you hear flappy came out as autistic

ok.

The Unknown King of Moderation

Mal did you hear flappy came out as autistic

woahhhh

Daniβ™‘

cuz u ugly af

no she’s not don’t be mean

Daniβ™‘

cuz u ugly af

Well, move on. You attack someone new every day.

Ξ±my

no she’s not don’t be mean

its kinda funny tbh

Anonymous

its kinda funny tbh

ok

Anonymous

its kinda funny tbh

your face is funny too

Daniβ™‘

your face is funny too

Tyy

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

dont say that to dani

sorry

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Daniβ™‘

autistic lookin ass

TYSM <33

Anonymous

when can u check doc

fuck off hoe

Does anybody want corpse flavoured popcorn? It’s naturally flavoured! No added nasties, unless you count viscera which would be ridiculous!

Daniβ™‘

fuck off hoe

I asked him a simple question, its not bad I need to talk to him.

Anonymous

Ethan

go find your autistic bf back at KFC

mal 🌸

😴

litterly

Daniβ™‘

go find your autistic bf back at KFC

he's at school

β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

Does anybody want corpse flavoured popcorn? It’s naturally flavoured! No added nasties, unless you count viscera which would be ridiculous!

^

β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

Does anybody want corpse flavoured popcorn? It’s naturally flavoured! No added nasties, unless you count viscera which would be ridiculous!

can i get it but like..caffeinated?

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β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

may respectfully shut up pls

What did I do?

Anonymous

he's at school

is he redoing 6 grade again for the 8th time

mal 🌸

can i get it but like..caffeinated?

Of course!! What flavour and what amount? What caffeine?

Daniβ™‘

is he redoing 6 grade again for the 8th time

Nah

β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

Of course!! What flavour and what amount? What caffeine?

all the flavour nd alll the popcorn nd all the caffeine

Flappy.

ml

hi flappt

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

dani>?

yesss

β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

Does anybody want corpse flavoured popcorn? It’s naturally flavoured! No added nasties, unless you count viscera which would be ridiculous!

uh

she like to argue so i sent the bitch to law school

Toast ツ

she like to argue so i sent the bitch to law school

terrible opener

Ξ±my

hi flappt

hiiiiii

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

I'm so confused tbh

you always are ethan

Toast ツ

she like to argue so i sent the bitch to law school

What happens?

mal 🌸

flappy

mal

Anonymous

What happens?

it’s a song

mal 🌸

wanna know how tired i am

yes

Well anyway, hello my child.

Flappy.

yes

at school liam nd i were doing our work together nd like hed say smth that was like kinda funny but not like RLLY funny but id start crying laughing nd then id stop laughing nd j be crying over how tired i am

β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

we can negotiate

ill give you the blood of my enemies

Anonymous

Well anyway, hello my child.

stfu u furry

he left your ass just like your dad

Daniβ™‘

he left your ass just like your dad

I live with my dad

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

my computer got water on it restarting computer brb

okay lmaooo

mal 🌸

at school liam nd i were doing our work together nd like hed say smth that was like kinda funny but not like RLLY funny but id start crying laughing nd then id stop laughing nd j be crying over how tired i am

awww

Anonymous

I live with my dad

yall be fucking........ wild

Flappy.

awww

nd then liam had to go do smth so i literally fell asleep nd then i dropped my pen nd it was loud nd it scared me so i woke up

Anonymous

I'ma js ignore.. this.

just like how your so call dad ignores you

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

MALLY CMERE

<33333

mal 🌸

sure

when can u be on quotev?

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

HEY GIRLLL <333

HIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Anonymous

when can u be on quotev?

uh..pretty much any time

I DONT WANT YOUR LEVEL OF TOXICITY SMH

mal 🌸

uh..pretty much any time

oh-

YEAH MADI ID HATE TO BE LIKE YOU LIKE UGH

YOURE SO TOXIC ND BAD ND FULL OF YOURSELF ND YOU RUIN EVERYTHING

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

WELL TO BAD

TOO

Anonymous

msg me

stfu up bro she is busy

Daniβ™‘

stfu up bro she is busy

yeah. That's why she msgd me

DO I NEEDA ADD THAT TO YOUR SUPER LONG LIST OF TERRIBLE QUALITIES

Anonymous

yeah. That's why she msgd me

good for u, is that the only friend u have ??

Daniβ™‘

good for u, is that the only friend u have ??

Nope.

Daniβ™‘

who else your dad

Fuck no.

I'm not going to waste my time listing people for ya thou

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

HOW COULD U MAL UGH

I DIDNT NO NOTHIN

JAKE IS A TERRIBLE PERSON ND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT

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The Unknown King of Moderation

Awww I love you so much <3

Awwww you too <3

mal 🌸

muahahahaha

thats madi's line

MADI YOU NEED TO STOP BEING SUCH A MEANIE BUTT PANTS

Anonymous

thats madi's line

nuh uh i can be evil too

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

smh work sucks

I know

mal 🌸

nuh uh i can be evil too

u don't exactly give off an evil vibe...

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

smh work sucks

frrrr

Anonymous

u don't exactly give off an evil vibe...

ik i j like doing an evil laugh cus its fun

mal 🌸

ik i j like doing an evil laugh cus its fun

ik

The Unknown King of Moderation

CARRY ME HOME

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

The Unknown King of Moderation

NOBODY IS GETTING MY BLINK 182 REFERENCE

HEY I DID

Kristianβ€½

Guys am I here

idk. ask toast

The Unknown King of Moderation

NOBODY IS GETTING MY BLINK 182 REFERENCE

..........

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

weezer references honey <3

I wonder how you touch yourself

The Unknown King of Moderation

Please daddy, please daddy, pump it up into me

Can I pump you full of lead? Please? Pretty please??

The Unknown King of Moderation

I’m responsible for the creation and production of a butter flavored lube

i'd buy that tbh

Anonymous

butter me up

and eat me out

β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

YOU ARE IMBECILIC IF YOU ASSUME I WILL CALM DOWN

ur being improper

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HES MINE

NOT ANYMORE

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

it was TIME.

I DONT WANNA DIEEEE

I SOMETIMES WISH ID NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Anonymous

ur being improper

HAHAHA! SUCH PETTY THINGS WILL NOT HAVE ANY EFFECT ON ME, YOU DIDNT EVEN USE PROPER GRAMMAR! I DO NOT CARE ABOUT ME BEING β€œIMPROPER”, THE CORRECT TERM WOULD BE INFORMAL

mal 🌸

I SOMETIMES WISH ID NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

#relatable

mal 🌸

I DONT WANNA DIEEEE

but you get to sleep with the wormies

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NO JAKE DONT RUIN THE SONG

The Unknown King of Moderation

I DONT WANNA DIE

ur gonna die, jakey

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

DIDNT MEANNNN TO MAKE YOU CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

IF IM NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROWWWWWWw

szert57f866666666666666666iydguzEevhcgfxdztxyfhcgjmb fxhydztrf

The Unknown King of Moderation

CARRY ONNNNNNNNNNN, CARRY ONNNNNNNNNNNNNN

AS IF NOTHIN RLLY MATTERSSS

GOTTA LEAVE YOU ALL BEHIND ND FACE THE TRUTHHHHHH

I SOMETIMES WISH ID NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALLLLLLLLLLL

Thoughtless

ant boy is EL

it aint

it 100% not. completely different speech pattern

The Unknown King of Moderation

relatable

that whole song hits hard tbh

Anonymous

it 100% not. completely different speech pattern

el pretended to speak SPANISH, she dont fukin care

she said she was a 15 yo single hs gal

The Unknown King of Moderation

do you have any idea how easy that is to fake

For real, I could talk like this on an alt account and it would be hard to connect the speech patterns purely because of the capitals and punctuation.

mal 🌸

For real, I could talk like this on an alt account and it would be hard to connect the speech patterns purely because of the capitals and punctuation.

exactly, i have my suspisions

β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

YOU MADE ME LOSE THE CAPITALS

L

Thoughtless I know you in real life and you gave me this site. Why?

ant boy

Thoughtless I know you in real life and you gave me this site. Why?

Oh so you’re that Thoughtless’s friend guy

I got this site off of you dumbass

β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

Oh so you’re that Thoughtless’s friend guy

no

Thoughtless I'm sitting two feet away from you

ant boy

I got this site off of you dumbass

then say the first letter of his name

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At a god damn D&D club session

Anonymous

then say the first letter of his name

my name has been doxxed many times

The Unknown King of Moderation

Dicks & Dumbasses

dicks in dumbasses

Thoughtless

dicks in dumbasses

nobody's fucking u now

ant boy

It's Barron stupid

thoughtless why'd you give him the link

Heroin Monkey

thoughtless why'd you give him the link

idk him

ant boy

COLM YOU KNOW ME

woah woah woah no name leaking

Heroin Monkey

thoughtless why'd you give him the link

do u know him

Anonymous

do u know him

my name has already been leaked by opal

The Unknown King of Moderation

dawg who names their children colm and barron

idk

The Unknown King of Moderation

Dicks in dogs

oh

The Unknown King of Moderation

hot dogs

oh

β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

Holy shit that sucks man

wow

ant boy

🍿

Barron is this actually you

The Unknown King of Moderation

Opal you're banned

WHAT

opal πŸŽ€

GUYS THIS IS ACTUALLY ME

BS

dont believe that fake opal acc

I got it and it's funny AF

Tech Bruh

dont believe that fake opal acc

Shut up thoughtless

Tech Bruh

dont believe that fake opal acc

ur the fake one

ant boy

I got it and it's funny AF

DO NOT TELL A SOUL ABOUT THE SITE

Tech Bruh

opa;lllllllllll is fake

ur the fake one. opal iol

I have way to much BS about Opal

argument between 2 fake opal accounts is crazy

ant boy

I have way to much BS about Opal

Wdym

Heroin Monkey

argument between 2 fake opal accounts is crazy

im real but I got banned

Thoughtless has some storys

opal πŸŽ€

Because i almost leaked wades face

I messaged you on wje crew respond if ur actually opal

opal πŸŽ€

im real but I got banned

why?

ant boy

Thoughtless has some storys

Barron get a normal pfp

Thoughtless

why?

she threatened to dox wades face

Anonymous

she threatened to dox wades face

i wasn’t actually going to

it was just the pic of the rat with glasses

opal πŸŽ€

i wasn’t actually going to

ethan took it seriously

opal πŸŽ€

it was just the pic of the rat with glasses

makes sense

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

https://neal.fun/infinite-craft/

w game

Thoughtless

not perc, all bp users are trash

im from bp

Thoughtless tricked me

so u were the first immigrant to wje from bp?

opal πŸŽ€

No I was on BP before i found this site

Whom are you? (I’m sorry I missed stuff)

And Heroin can confirm I'm not from BP

Anonymous

so u were the first immigrant to wje from bp?

No PERC showed me this site

ant boy

And Heroin can confirm I'm not from BP

u know who I am thoughtless told you

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yeah, british petroleum sucks. switch to electic

I have a joke for everyone

bp stands for british petroluem and bored panda and whatever

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imma make a post on bp quickly

The Unknown King of Moderation

isnt that what they use in the UK

I forgot (it’s nighttime okay?)

How many meanings of BP are there?

The Unknown King of Moderation

Sup Dani

sup

The Unknown King of Moderation

pus

sy

The Unknown King of Moderation

My spanish teacher is showing us a video of a guinea pig being cooked and it looked like a pussy for a sec

YAY

The Unknown King of Moderation

My spanish teacher is showing us a video of a guinea pig being cooked and it looked like a pussy for a sec

bro got hard to a dying guinea pig

The Unknown King of Moderation

nuh uh

oh defensive are we

The Unknown King of Moderation

I think I actually got softer

then get hard

The Unknown King of Moderation

I think I actually got softer

oh yeah cus it wasn't a dick

now if it had looked like a dick you would've gotten hard

The Unknown King of Moderation

my dick started to invert itself

you DO have a pussy, madi IS a lesbian

The Unknown King of Moderation

my dick started to invert itself

How to become Trans in one easy step

The Unknown King of Moderation

my dick started to invert itself

u never had a dick anyway

The Unknown King of Moderation

why are you like this

sigma skibidi rizzler

el isn't that type of immature

ant boy

...

do u even know who el is

Anonymous

do u even know who el is

he doesnt

Nope but Thoughtless told me they went to Britain

Thoughtless

el killed herself tho

no she didn't shes right here with us

what are you even talking about thoughtless

Thoughtless

she threatend to kys

she bluffed

but still, shes fuked in the head'

Thoughtless

but still, shes fuked in the head'

she's just really immature

Thoughtless

but still, shes fuked in the head'

for coming in this site at 11 hears old

I just not going to comment

can we like change the ubject or smthng?

Heroin Monkey

Yugoslavia my favorite gender

i like apache attack helicopters

Anonymous

i like apache attack helicopters

I identify as metal pipe falling

Thoughtless

the ubject

imagine: its like subject but without the s

Heroin Monkey

I identify as metal pipe falling

gahhh

ant boy

If you can do it

bro is like dagger but only to thoughtless

hes like dagger but pointless

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

I identify as a dodge challenger hellcat with bloody vinvlys originally painted gloss whit

car guys are just horse girls that's why you and dani are together

He tried to ruin me as soon as I joined despite being my friend IRL

weddfrtgghyujjjjkiioooolk,mnbvcdsertyuikl,m

Thoughtless

ohhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeessssss

Thoughtless I'm sitting two feet away from you your not banging

Heroin Monkey
Image

Now that's a good flavor