I Won!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

Bravo

KYYYY-

PARK YOU

bye fuckers

Quit with it madi

anewsment park

i love cheesecake

MEE TOO

its been a while since i ate one

STRAWBERRY

madi, go beat jake off and leave us alone

i want one

OMGOGMGOGKG

im eating one n

YESSSSSSSSSS

rn

NOOOOOOOOOO i wish i could eat one

lemme bring one to you

im eating something else right now

AWWWWWWWWWW

Yall ever have crushed up talking, lemon , lime , AND FUCKING POPCORN?

THANK UUU

NPNP

annoying orange

Talkis

OK CHEXY

RYLEE

BOTH OF U GUYS

DO U WANNA KNOW WHAT I GOT

WHEN I WENT OUT SHOPPING

sure

OK OK

hello weenors and weenettes

SO FOR MY BEST FRIEND

Prov sum hello kitty sni

Oh god....

cause poor thing last time i didnt have any money to get her smth for her birthday

Run before u get molested 🏃‍♂️ 🏃‍♀️

there used to be a cheescake resteraunt near me and then it shut down for a sandwich resteraunt

so i got her a cute pink and white flower bandana

OOOOOOOOOOOO

hi weenor soop

ooo mice

Stanley's overated

nice

CAN I SEEEEE

Stanley's are operated 💀

i got a pink one

Bruh.....

whats stanleys

crushcrushcrushcrushcrushcrush

Good ur soul soul ok

and thennn for me i got grey sweatpants two graphic tees a tight sphagetti strap v top and a black tight black shirt with a blue lace tank top a white tank top and a long skirt

damn ok

its a waterbottle

NO

THATS A LOT

with a necklace that had a purple crystal

QAHH

ur friend is so luckyyyy

WELLI FEEL BAD CAUSE

every white girl has one and a pair of crocs and a taylor swift eras tour shirt never seen one without one of those three things

Ok wtf is up with girls and crystals , awnser me honestly!!!!!!!!

SHE GOT ME A DRESS AND NAILS

FOR CHRISTMAS

AND I ONLY GOT HER A ORCA NECKLACE

CAUSE SHE RLY LIKES ORCAS

AWEEEEEEEEEEEE

i only have a stanley and crocks

.

BASIC WHITE GIRL

U GOT A UTAH STANLEY

i have a blue crocs

lmao

what color

its not mine tho

BAHAHAHA 💀 IM DED

i love getting fake body parts to hyperinflate my social image even though it is all fake

mine are pink crocks

OOOOOOOOOOOO

hot pink?

orrrrrrrrrrrrrr light ones

Ok wtf is up with girls and crystals , awnser me honestly!!!!!!!!

light pink

hey nails are cute it had little stars

crystals are amazing

i have amethest and rose quartz one

^^^EXPLAIN

i have rose quartz cus my cousin gave it to me when i was 11

I like them cause theyre cool rocks I LIKE COLLECTING ANYTHING crystals, gems, sea shells, moon rocks

me too

i used to have a collection of shells

Oh

sea glass aswell

my type of crocs

U should grow ur nairls ou rlly rlly long n then clip them to form various tools so u can have a lil swiss army knife on ur hand =3

but they threw it away

i made a shell crown for my sisters bday

Wtf......

i also love smoking weed and believing everything that i see online about healing and i also love zodiac signs

i tried going out my natrual nails

Ethan y did u delete my Godzilla image

but i get anxiety sometimes

based soop

not true.

out in public

so i bite em alot

Because, js no.

im being satire

Yeh I can't stop biting mine

ok

I MEAN I STILL HAVE A TINY BIT OF GROWTH

*cough cough I'm an ♒ cough cough* 💀

does Tfem Godzilla scare u

U CAN STILL TELL I BITE

im a gemini

craY

two faced hoe

In wht ? Deffinetly not ur height

Jk

one of em talkin to yo ass

:)

and the other

i have cancer

im a gemini madi

is fucking ur mothe

may 26

.

ur lying

NAH NAH

NO WAY

istg

Pfft

may 26 2010

ETHAN

IS SHE FR

Uhh

I belive so......

?

What do yall think I am?

he dont remember my bday lmao he ain gotta worry

AHHHH

theres someone in my school whos birthday is 9/11 and he brought in donuts that day

Gay

my mans is may 25th

damn yall both toxic fr

IHUDSHDSIUHSIU

ACCORDING TO ZODIACS

Bro whoo......

nah we actually dont fight at all

not even ONCE

thts a first

Madi what do u think I am zodiac wise

i love zodiac signs that also means i smoke weed and am a hippie

were so alike like ALIKE.

Tarus

Wait wht March? Sign?

Leo =3c

im a mini him :DDDDDD

not everyone is a hippie some ppl just get bored and look

my twelth birthday was the day technoblade died

youre and emo hippie

Dani is a pisces

so is Jake

Oh....

Wow

Jakes birthday is right before Danis

i was so sad

my sisters is march 4th

LMAO

and thoughtless is also my twin brother

LMFAO

my other sisters is Nov 5th

my birthday is 9/11/01

my moms is 9/9/84 lmao

my mascara is itching my eyeballs

AND I DIDNT EVEN PUT THT MUCH

TF

Aquarius and Pisces can make for a thoughtful and supportive friendship when these two can balance and respect each other's differences

then dont wear it its not that hard to understand

Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I need to learn how to use makeup

watch tutorials

and vogue

..

WHAT

GIRL TIPS

SMH

i js put on my lashes nd leave lmao

He's a guy...

YOU PUT ON LASHES?

hy

U GOT HAIRS LAYNG AROUND

AND STICK EM TO UR EYEBALL?

NO

Makeup doesn't matter, its the inside that matters, the flesh tastes good all the same

Soop is a guy yall..

YES

i like it better than mascara idk

this is why cancer is the best sign

Bro... I thought it was wholesome at the start but then the end......

soop can i reveal what you said yesterday

yep

no thank u pls

DO IT

fucking don't

OR TELL ME IN WJE CREW

i have long lashes so i just curl em use a spooli to brush em out a bit and put mascara on the tips of my lashes and slightly in the middle and very little on the bottom

no

i was eating out my girl and i tasted horse semen. i said, oh grandma youre so kinky so thats how you died

Dun do it bc Ethan will leak i

let it dry for 5 seconds and brush them again

and curl again

i wont tell anyone soops secret

NOOOOOO

and then u have nice lashes

i like the natural look

why deleted

i dont like the clumps from the mascara

oohhhhh, thats a different thing

telescopic mascara tho is the shit

nvm

So no one can delete it before I can

So I Caan get ss

Yeh different from what I thought he was gonna say

try not to laugh challenge

Lmaoc, was in yt shorts lol

Try not to get banned challeng

goodnight yall

night night

Peace

you mean how you multiple times said k*s

Yall I own , crested geckos , chihuahua, and gargoyles

Here is a look of a crested gecko

i hav a dog n 2 kitties n my aunt has a blue fronted Amazon

foreskin crusted gecko

smash

her name is Heidi

she doesnt like me QvQ

that looks like my foreskin

fgthyjuk

SHUT UP U HOE

Here is a chihua

no u

crusty foreskin

awe the gecos kinda cute

Now for the finali

still smash

The gargoyles

I have proof I own them and I'm in a business with mah parrnt

craY

*parent

hulk smash

If yall down to buy

https://www.morphmarket.com/stores/carissaornelas1988/

There is where u can buy sum

yeah but what state you live in texas or something

I need more clothes I only got the big sweater n the long socks I need like, a skirt mayb

Yes , we also do shippping

<in the states>

how do u ship live animals

Box

well im halfway acrosss the country so i cant

Food

Cold pa k

Insulation

Oof heroin

MOD ABUUUUUUUUUUSE

No one wants tht meme posted here.

i think i live in a better state than texas

was it the trans godzill meme

Yeh

For all I care go post it in mems , chat is not where meme belong.

Heroin posts memes all the time

i stopped because ingenious was being salty

wha ab he shrek crocs image

it was a display of artistic talent

Imma go watch sum ecchi

bye

Do yall even know wtf tht is...

no

What ever u do don't look it up

no

i jus did its not even that bad

Ecchi anime...

its loli

or hentai

https://www.google.com/search?q=ecchi+meaning&oq=ecchi+meaning&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyDAgAEEUYORixAxiABDIHCAEQABiABDIHCAIQABiABDIHCAMQABiABDIHCAQQABiABDIHCAUQABiABDIHCAYQABiABDIHCAcQABiABDIHCAgQABiABDIHCAkQABiABDIHCAoQABiABDIHCAsQABiABDIHCAwQABiABDIHCA0QABiABDIHCA4QABiABNIBCDE4NzZqMGo4qAIAsAIA&client=tablet-android-sprint-us-revc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8

erm, no its just overly sexual

Pretty much l,ao

loli

i dont watch anime but people tell me its a borderline hentai

Awhhh fukkkkkk I Ned to talk to daniiii I miss hearing, but ik she Needs to be succesfull

*her I ment

Not fucking hearing

Watch actually good anime like Neon Genesis Evangelion

wait dosnt dani live in california and you live in texas

I prefer naruto frdr

Yeh

so youve never met her irl

U see , she comes out to Texas, and I can go out to Cali

Sincei. Have family in tht area....

i wouldnt care and youre a femboy right

so shes beaten you off

Yall down for call?

NOO BRUH

both those states r HUGE tho

Yeh?

So?

YALL DOWN TO KMEET?

well soop dont you live in san diego

like unless y'all hav actually met there I doubt yall ever will

Yeh =3

i live in one of the smallest and richest states

whats this gotta do

idk hawaii

you know what goguardian is guys

I have family in San Diego, alot of em

Massive two shits?

im not in hawaii

oj

mass?

no

oh

I have a fuck ton of family in Sadie's3, soop.

its irrelevant then idc

ill say no to whatever you guess probably

Right by the beach too.

i dont want to get doxxed

I'm coming for you soop.

dont get so angry bro

Wy, bruh I ain't mad

theres a building in san diego shaped like a swastika

Ik l,ao

oki but like im prolly way bigger han u

Eh

you know what goguardian is guys

YES

OMFG MY SCHOOL HAS THT BS

QND CK EXPPRES

What's yo height

5'11"

my school district is dumping half a million dollars on that shit a year so theyre removing it next year.

wow

tall

Welp , always go with plan b , 🔫

wbu ethan

how tall r u

Meh I'm 5'7 1/2

ohhhhh oekodkoedkoekdoekdoedkdekeokoelkoekeo

Respectable for my age

$500,000 dollars on goguardian each year

true

Average I belive is 5'4... I think

oh me too

Hi chexxxx

I was 5'8" at 13

um

Qint NO FUCKING WAY

AVRAGE AGE FOR 14 YR OLDS IS 5'2

ABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHQHQHQHQHQ

IM FUCKIN DED

buddy the average age for 14 yr olds is 14

is that guys tho

rawr

in 5´71/2

im

I ment height

HEROIN HOW OLD U

13

when i look it up it says 5'5.5

Like js turned 13?

Or

Turning 14 soon,,?

no more like 8 months ago]

Cool!

and you want that

Not surprised lmaap

uhh duh

wow 32 dollars

mf I picked it out

h]I told him it was tm

Ik u did , I ain't surprised lmao

but he said it ain't

wha was it

shush edgar

how is ethan edgar

ion even know why Edgar is

I'm not they call me tht cuz I mexican

ohhhh

isnt it like a haricut thats really popular in texas

literally hate texas bro 😭

no offense to any texans

idrc actually take offense

I'm Californian

Lmao

that states weird asl

Explains a lot

never been to texas but probably no one here has been to my state

no no no thats not how it works ur the state u grew up in

Pennsylvania

UH OH ,

................................................................

HEY

OUR SUMMONING IS SUCSESSFULL

I HEARD SOME BITCHES WERE MESSING WITH MADI

i dont like texae

s

u moved

Go post it in meme not fucking here,

WERE YOU ONE OF THOSE BITCHES ETHAN

my bf

Yes I moved yo texas dummy

Ethan hehehe keeps deleting my sill image

it wasn't me lol calm down

its not pennsylvania

oh he weird then

im not from taylor swift land

I started out in Cali then moved to Tejas

can u imagine moving to TEXAS

COUGH

when

Sthu

NO TF

texas is redneck land right

Like 6 yrs ago

Yes and no

basically

thats like all that u can remember basically so ur texan

wait ethan if u live in texas have you been to the branch davidian compound in waco famous for the notorious seige

Go to Dallas? Get shot up by gang bangers , go out west and you'll meet redne ks

AKA the Alamo, and yes I have , well to be fr 3 times

no bc u have both so ur extra bad 😬

Since my family is FUCKIN RICH AF WE GOT RESORTS , ZND SHI

I GOT RICH AUNTS FRFR

dayumm

LOWKEY, EVERY RICH PERSON IVE EVER MET, HAS NEVER BRAGGED ABT BEING RICH

ask ur aunts if they are looking for a maid

its not the alamo it happened in 1993

Pfft

THEY ALWAYS GO "im not rich guys i swearrrrr"

Texans be like:Yep.

Yep.

Yep.

You know what it could be? That damn starter motor.

You getting good compression?

Yeah.

I know what's wrong with it.

It's a Ford.

You know what they say Ford stands for, don't you?

It stands for Fix It Again, Tony.

You're thinking of a Fiat, Dale.

Fix It Again...

I'll tell you what you do.

You take them spark plugs out, and in that little hole...

you put oil round there, just like Bobby Unser said:

The shock'd go bo-boom, just like that.

Well, I wish it were that simple, Boomhauer.

But I'll tell you what my truck really needs.

Leadership.

Detroit hasn't felt any real pride...

since George Bush went to Japan...

and vomited on their auto executives.

Who's ready?

You all catch the Seinfeld show last night?

- Yep. - Hell, I missed it.

See that part where dang old George comes in there?

He talks about tasting his own burp.

And Kramer comes sliding in just like he always does.

I tell you what, man, them dang old New York boys.

Just a show about nothing.

What you listening to, son?

I don't think you'd like it.

Well, why not?

I like this new generation of music.

Hello?

Mother of God! It's all toilet sounds!

Where did you record this?

I bought it at the mall.

It's the Funny Phone Jerks.

Let me tell you, Bobby, there's nothing funny about these sounds.

What that person on your tape has is a medical disorder.

Now you get ready for the game, okay?

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

That boy ain't right.

Oh, God!

Luanne, I thought you went home!

No, Uncle Hank, Mama and Daddy are still fighting.

Well, you're welcome to stay.

But for God's sakes, girl, lock the door.

I've got a minor son living in this house.

So are you ready to kick some Wildcat butt, Bobby?

Okay.

Now don't you worry, son. You just do your best.

Don't listen to her, Bobby.

If you want to win, you're gonna have to do better than your best.

How do I do that?

You gotta give 110 percent.

That's what'll give you that winning edge.

But what if the Wildcats give 110 percent, too?

Well, then you gotta try even harder.

How about if Bobby gave 112 percent?

Sure, that'd work.

Or maybe 113.

Yeah, yeah, that's even better.

No, I don't know.

13 is a very unlucky number.

Look, we're not talking about 13.

We're talking about 113.

And even...

Okay, give 112, what's the difference?

Look, Bobby, just do your best, okay?

Swing, Bobby! Swing! Swing!

Ball one.

Good eye, honey, good eye.

Oh, for crying out loud.

Bobby, you can't make an omelet without breaking eggs.

And you can't get on base without taking a swing.

The pitcher could walk me, couldn't he?

Don't play lawyer-ball, son.

Now you h*t the next one out of the park.

Run!

Run! Run!

Look at the batter, boy! Watch the ball!

Huh?

What?

Hey, don't look at me! Keep your eye on the ball.

Keep my eye on the what?

Stop looking at me, boy! Watch the ball!

Can't hear you, Dad!

Don't worry, Bobby. You played a good game.

I gotta stop in here for a minute, and get me some WD-40 and a tap and die.

Manager to Register 47, please.

I hate this place.

Excuse me, where is the hardware department?

Where is the hardware department?

What exactly is it you're looking for?

The hardware department.

But are you looking for, like, a tool or something?

What difference does it make?

What difference does it make?

Okay, I'm looking for a tap and die and some WD-40.

Huh.

Well, what is it you're trying to do?

I'm trying to buy a tap and die and some WD-40...

and get out of this godforsaken store!

And what is a tap and die?

Okay! Forget it!

Let's say I want a hammer! Do you know what a hammer is?

That's what I want! A damned hammer!

Now where in the hell would I go?

That's that Hank Hill fella that lives on the block next to us.

- Has a temper, doesn't he? - Sure does.

Makes you wonder who gave his boy that black eye.

You're going to have to pay for that, dude.

You're fired!

- Ella says she saw Hank h*t his son. - Really?

Well, I heard he thr*at a clerk in Mega Lo Mart with a hammer.

Did you hear about Hank Hill?

He b*at up his son.

Some ladies in Mega Lo Mart tried to stop him. He b*at them up, too.

Somebody really ought to report him for the boy's sake.

You say he h*t his son with a bat?

No. That is definitely not acceptable.

I wish I could, ma'am.

But the regulations say we can't take custody of the boy without an interview.

Don't you worry. He's in the system now. I am on my way.

Hey, I know what's wrong with your truck.

It's your pollution control.

I heard on talk radio you don't even need them.

They're just an egghead government plot.

How is cutting down on pollution a government plot, Dale?

Open up your eyes, man.

They're trying to control global warming.

Get it? Global.

So what?

That's code for UN commissars telling Americans...

what temperature it's gonna be in our outdoors.

I say let the world warm up.

See what Boutros-Boutros-Ghali-Ghali thinks about that.

We'll grow oranges in Alaska.

D

I SAID HI TO U SAY IT BACK

YALL WANNA SEE THE RESORT WE STAY AT???

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waco_siege

ethan read this

when did u say hi to me

no bc idgas

https://www.hotelsone.com/san-antonio-hotels-us/eilan-hotel-and-spa-ascend-resort-collection.html?as=g&aid=515241133364&dsti=4919718&dstt=8&nid=1&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiAopuvBhBCEiwAm8jaMeQa05X4as_pefilQ0u2jQqSlmb331zImUPJmuMdDteoSLYI62thaBoC6DkQAvD_BwE

There

^^^^^^

rude

hi flappy

bro i was eating so i had to dip out

all the houses in my city cost like a million plus dollars because of inflation my houses halue has inflated 20 percent in 4 years

i cut my bangs again HUAJJAHJAHJ

1 y 😔

Yall next time I go to San Antonio, I'll send yall pictures of it

Prov finna go in summer.....

Or hawaii

Either one works