I'm back :)

Do you remeber me?

no

oh

Who are you?

idk who he is

Me neither

Looks like he wants attention though since he’s announcing his return like he’s important, or he’s annoying and wants to announce his return to purposely piss people off

yeah

i was here like three months ago

Yes, I do want to piss people off, also i am a she

Please don’t try to piss people off 👍

*it

I mean I also wanted to see if u guys remember me

mhm...ok

Kill yourself

No

Nigga you're an Emo, tf you mean "No"?

Wade, I know its u, ur a fatass dickhead

I'm not Wade

mhm

I'm the nigga version of him

The hood version

mhm

"Mhm" my ass nigga

Ok

Go queef in someone's else's lips you crip

no

I'd rather not

look who went quiet

What? Are you that desperate for attention, lonely ass nigga?

Get a life

bet ur searching up fucking insults coz ur a fat ass dickhead who doesn't know nout

Nah. I already have one

I don't copy shit, is your brain really that small that you have to come up with random ass conclusions?

No

Being a prostitute, oh please

Its just that ur head is so small u can't process what a dog is, u dickhead

wade ur not even black smh

ARIES

BRO

WHY

Nigga I'm the hood version

WHO TF U CALLIN NIGGA?

ARIES

MADI!

Yeah?

ARIES STOP BEING AN ASS

Wait what?

WHAT

JUST CHILL OUT

WADES BEING A DICK

It ain't me

THINGS ARE COOL NOW

Aries aries

THATS NOT WADE THATS BLACK WADE

I just came back on to see if u remember me

listen listen

ARIES

BROSKI

We do

LISTEN

HEAR ME OUT

if you be nice to the user

just ignore em

mhm ok

cause they lowkey

Oh please nigga, so now you're comparing me to a dog? Bitch, you really must be desperate. I hope that gives you a good rush of adrenaline, because I know the only other option for you is a dose of meth.

got mama issues

they just projecting

mhm ok

so if ur nice

sorry

u get a gold star

Nigga I'm hood Wade

yay i'll be nice

no its ok appreiate the apoglogy

:)

Pssst

Don’t say that

⭐ you can put this star in ur bio <3

I'm finna be known as the "Hood Wade" from now on

We had some…issues on friday

It's been so long since i was last on here

The stars are rewarded for good behavior and being nice to other users

ok :) thx

Your welcome! <3

I'm not using it against black people

Wade

<3

is this rly what its come to bro

Okay just…be wary, Matt might ban you

UR FUCKIN FILIPINO

I'M NOT WADE

ITS NOT WADE

I'M HOOD WADE

THEN WHYS UR NAME WADE

IM TALKING TO REAL WADE RN

IT'S A PART OF WADEISM

WE ALL NAMED OURSELVES WADE

LOOK AT CHANEL’S PROFILE

WHO TF IS HOOD THEN

ME, I'M FROM THE HOOD

IDFK A HOOD

THE HOOD

THE HOOD

THE HOOD MADI

AND?

SMH SMH

Black

what happened since i have been gone? Is Wade still a mod?

THATS NOT HOW US MEXICANS DO IT BACK IN PUERTO RICO

No, and neither is Dagger

Oh why?

I wish that nigga still had mod to ban you bitches

..dont ask Aries

BABY MEXICO AND PUERTO RICO ARE DIFFERENT COUNTRIES

he'll get mad

ok

SHH

NO THEYRE NOT 😭

Ahhh great.

MEXICANS

MADI MEXICANS ARE FROM MEXICO

tut tut tut naughty words

SAME SHIT

what?

PUERTO RICANS ARE FROM PUERTO RICO

THEY ALL SPEAK SPANISH

DOES THAT MEAN SPANISH PEOPLE ARE MEXICAN TOO?

And all of them cross the border

💀

im retarded leave me alone

also, what is the deal with this cosmo

pedo

My retard <3

for

Bruh you realize there language was learned a while back when Spain owned alot of areas..... right?

some reasond

EXCUSEEEEEE ME?

^^^

OH OH

I SEE

UR ADMITTING

he's a pedo?!

THT IMA RETARD?

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A CUTE JOKE

W me frfr

AHUH AHUH SURE

SEE SEE

YOU SAID YOU WERE RETARDED

I KNEW IT

Bahaha

WELL WHEN I SAY IT IT MEANS SOMETHING DIFFERENT

SMH SMH

HOW RUDE

YOU’RE LESS RETARDED THAN ME IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER

Retard couple <3

says the one WHO CORRECTED ME

DIE IN A BIG FAT BLACK HOLE

Oh, this fucker is back. Great.

what the

I saw that

..

well.well.well.

WIW

Hell nah nigga, I remember I fucked a bitch like that and her roast beef sandwich looked like that shi

CHEATING ON ME

AND CALLIN ME A RETARD?

💀

MADI YOURE NOT RETARDED AND WADE IS NOT MY DADDY

I ain't starting any drama Wade

so don't get me started

^

I need gold stars <3

Please Wade 🙏

You're the drama itself

Get you started?

WADE

COUGH

Exactly

BOTH WADES

ok

SHSHSHSHSHSH

Whatchu want

See how good our users are

:)

Btw you’re in charge of the Wade’s now, I’ll be back Friday

i gtg

Bye ARIES

Alr bet

hey el

HOOD WADE

hello guys

i am no longer visibly a wade

Whatchu want nigga

I got kicked out of my acc :(

SH

Friday?! Oh

Aw that sucks, did you lose the password or smth?

hey Eve

daaaaamn

Yeah, i'm shit at remembering stuff

Hi shy

you should save them on your device or google

Maybe

i gtg in 2 min

You can email Matt and he’ll give you a new password

hru?

Ok :)

Jake check uwu

Shy fagon, you sure you wasn't Aries?

yes.

i was playing dadish, jake can confirm i wanna beat him

and i’m a virgo

It's ok. Anyway I have this ac now, I ain't gon forget it this time lol

^

Why u miss me?

I got #600 worldwide on the daily Dadish level today

I SHALL JAKE, YOUR SUPERIORNESS WILL NOT LAST LONG

I'm good hbu?

but i downloaded it today

good if i disappear it’s cuz it’s 00:00

Do you mean it as in Why,you miss me? or Why do u miss me?

Daddy?

First one

Wade stop tryna flatter yourself be so fuckin fr

Oh, it's 3 pm here

Then the answer is yeah

DAMN IT EVE

oh

Oh

(dont do it)

do what?

ITS A TRAP

WHATS A TRAP?

BITCH THE ONE U FELL INTO

"do u miss me"

QUE PASA

oh yeahhhh

STUPIDA

Tacos?

Evelyn if you name yourself after a food Wade will be in love with you

Chimichangas?

Quesada?

I'm sorryyyyy

HEY STO-

SHUT IT

Tf is a quesada

LALALALALAL NO BECAUSE YOUR FALLIN FOR SOME SKINNY ASS CHOLO

Will he?

Enchilada?

*Quesadilla

oop

Welp

Ion know this Mexican shi

Ethans one too

Me neither

THATS CAUSE YOU BOTH ARE UNCULTURED SWINES

I'm Mexican/ german

DUMBASSES

````

Torta perra

NOT U

I don't understand any of this

Maybe

They're just speaking Taco Bell

hmmmm

Some alien language typa shi

Burger King?

leme think

BK is kinda ass ngl

Im sorry do you speak apple store?

Wendy’s is better

I like me some KFC or just any fried chicken in general

hmmmm... *deep thnking activated*

Ik lol

In n out is the best

or KFC since your black?

YEAH

💀

YEAH BITCH TRY ME

Check uwu dammit

Yesn't

FUCKIN TRY ME

EXACTLY MY POINT AUTSTIC ASS

I SAID YESN'T

*still thinking*

TORTA TICKLING BITCH

PINCHE PENDEJO

Bruh personly I choose del taco but since ppls don't know tht ig I choose in n out

aha!

Wade

taco bell sucks ass

del taco is ok

Perra

Puto

Dummy I said DEL TACO

Wade?

I understand that on.

MADI I SAID DEL TACO NOT TACO BELL

one

Wait, what's that one word that the Mexican Cartel told me to say in Spanish?

Uhhhhhhhh

BITCH THTS WHY I SAID DEL TACO IS OK U DUMB BITCH

Pendejo

BRUH TF U CURSIN AT ME FOR

Pineapples

No, I think it's hijo de puta

Auto correct...

Mamahuevooooooooooo

WHO YOU CALLIN A BITCH PENDEJO?

Puta pendjo negro

that means motherfucker

Yeah

Ehhhhhh I thought it was puta madre....

I know more Spanish than a Taco Eater

who here likes pineapples

Ur an idiot.

does wade likes pineapples?

I'm Mexican/ German

No, but I do like me some of that watermelon tho

Meh pineapple alr I choose watermelon and honeydew more

My nigga 🤝

🤝

is this like boy talk or smt?

Yes

Lol

wat za fuq

<not the fruit tho>

Nah, it a hood talk

Yall still wades lol

Frfr

What the

yuppers, wadeism

I'm not

Tht Californian Me is coming back frfr

I mean them lol

oh wades back

That Californian is coming in your back?

oh right

i thought he got banned

I'll shoot they ass

Bruh lol

apparently not :)

I'm currently in Tejas.

Smh

does anyone know if wade likes Pineapples (the fruit nothing dirty minded)

You tryna date my homie Wade?

Bahaha

Lol

nah he was but he back apparently

Gegagedigedagedago

no...

I've been here along time ago

You guys do some Alabama type shi there?

Nah js guns

Alabama crazy tho , there the failed abortion state

You niggas whip yo sisters while they do the reverse cowgirl on you?

I'm not trying to date Wade

My fault

No lol

eh?

Alr gtg, see y'all niggas later

bye and shhhhshshs

Ttyl

MADIII U MONK WYA

what -

mm

Wsp may

the sky

lol

Bruh

Smh

dude

i went to be at 2

woke up at 9

wennt ack to bed at 1

went to bed at 4

i meann

wke up at 4

Womp womp

Die

Womp.Womp.

ive been watching murder cases

ur onna be on that list.

Yeah I don't think YOUR going to try to or ever get the chance :)

ME?

Why not me

Becauae

Because?

I'm probably faster , stronger and etc :)

Well actually it I am

Ik*

well

uhm

fuck you

Lol

i hope u drown

i look not bad w/ glasses

I can swim

why cant?

who*

ChatGPT just started offering for me to use a different AI coz it can't generate photos

L

L

Jinx

Owe me soda frfr

No

Yep

eugh

Sprite.

What are u talking abt? I don't understand :(

Fine

It's a jinx

alright

I'm kinda grounded smh smh parents are dumb sum times

oh

L

imagin

I've never been grounded

Don't even bruh u have no right to talk frfr

U gotta be lying....

nd why dont i?

Ky

Kys

:))))))))))

hem hem

Nope, not lying

Uh oh

It's madi

Hi Madi!

Jk hi madi

etahn stuf

stfu

I say WHT I want when I want how I want :))))

dk how to preheat this oven

Yeah

Click ur temp u need to cook at then click bake.....

It'll say pre heat or sum short like tht

theres no temp

unless i click bake

.... send me picture of ur oven.

i figured it out

are yall dumb

just click bake

Oh lol

i click bake than click more

at the temp

flappy

my oven is more autistic than u

Flappy I ain't, I have dif one

no i have a dif one too but like

guys

isnt it

So stage 10?

2 or 3

a universal oven thing

Lol

huh

2 oe 3

I have a plastic oven that melted....

Jk lol

rip Madi frfr

ETHAN

TWO

IR

THRE ]

like a time or

no

ur maing a decion for me

2

k

I got kicked out of my acc :(

L

whi eeven r u

im scared

Oof

-.-

im in a call with someone at a baseball game

Rip lol

BRUH

no im so lonely