How was everyone's day?

horried

?

horrid

Horrid*

Poop

bruh?

Huh?

shit

no

yes

omg

not in the mood for u atm sky

Fine whatever

FATASS

FUCKIN FAG

I had to hurry into ap world history lol

UR GIRLFRIENDS ANNOYING AS SHIT

im skipping

SO

i love that class

don’t get in trouble

NERD

im home.

i wont

ok

this teacher chill

congratulations

rare sighting of donut talking in lowercase

LES

STFU

HUVISHBUBHI

HEY FLAPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I ALWAYS TALK IN UPPR CASE LETTERS

HIIIIIIIII

YES YES WE'VE NOTICED

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

SHHHHHHHHHHHH

Okok

NOTICE HOW U ON THE NAUGHTY LSIT?

I AM NOT

WHAT DID I DO

NOTHING EXCATLY

YOU ON THE OTHER HAND

LOTSSS

NAH STFU

I SNUCK INTO SANTYS OFFICE

AND WROTE YO ASS ON THE NAUGHTY LIST

FOR UR POTTY MOUTH

AND FILTHY MIND

OF SQUIRRELS

Can u put me on the nice list?

IF I HAVE A POTTY MOUTH

YOU HAVE LIKE

AN OUTHOUSE MOUSE IDFK

NO I DONT THINK OF SQUIRRELS THATS THE THING

ONLY YOU DO

ME TOO PLZ

IM STALKING JAKEY RN

SH

ON WHAT

No need to stalk jake since the moron is on all day anyway.

bro go

Kys

HES NOT A MORONNNNN HES MY BABBBYYY <3

heheheeheh

that requires intelligence

i like big dick fr

Oh wait, you can't, because you're a weak soy guzzling betacuck.

Alright you cocksucking dickrieing man whore

he does too

she’s a girl

AADEN AINT HERE

SHIT

ima women, retart

ur names

DUMBSS

hey rere

re tart

ehhehe

WHAT BOUT MEEE

BRO DONE IGNORE ME?

NAH CAUSE ISAAC CALLED ME RERE

HOW DARE U

THE FUCK

He what?

HE CALLED ME RERE

Tell him to check his email.

BITCH

Now

HELLO

HII

KILLJAKE HOE

I CAN BE MEAN TO U IF U WANT DONUT?

WHAT BOUT ME

WHY U IGNORING ME

DAWG

PINCHE PENDEJO

*I'm, *woman, *retard

Looks like you're the true retard here.

BRO

HELLLLLOOOOOOOO

IK U AINT IGNORING ME

RARWHUWHIHVMSNBU

tetart*

WOOF

RHEUEHIUHIU

ARF ARF ARF

MEOW

HISSS

No, because you're jake's girlfriend.

yay <3

1029384756

WAIT WHY DO U HATE JAKE?

Nevermind, you are. Kys furshit.

I WAS KIDIDNG

He looked at me funny once.

IM NOT A FURRY I SWEAR

Tell issac to check his email

From that day I swore to kill him

I DO THT TO ANNOY PPL

I AINT A FURRY

I SWEAR

I AINT WEIRD LIKE THT

You also have a FurTrash pfp

kk......

ALSO RERE

.......

but

BUT THTS ANIMAL CROSSING

WHATS WRONG WITH ANIMAL CROSSING

HOW GWEN ACTS W/ AADEN ITS LIKE SHES FLIRTING W/ HIM

Yes, that game is furtrash bait.

HOW

THROUGH THE SCREEN

hehehehe

..................FAIR POINT.........BUT ITS ANIMAL CROSSING

His profile picture gave me a dirty look.

IT HAD A CHRISTMAS HEAD

CMON BRO

........

OH YEA IT IS

AHIAUHDIUHFIUFHI

LMAFO

No, it was the one with the skull with bulging eyes.

OHHH

THE BLUE ONE

From that day I swore to brutally kill Jake.

COULD U LIKE

NOT

CAUSE I LOWKEY

LIKE NEED MA MANS TO BE ALIBE

No, I already found Jake's address

YK

REALLY?

CAN U GIVE IT TO ME

I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow his house down.

MOVE BITCH!

LEMME GO TO HS HOUSE

THE FUCK

What?? You don't even live with your boyfriend? What kind of a girlfrined are you?

Poseur located

I'm about to come ohhhhhhh

I DO I JUST DONT KNOW WHICH STREET

Oh wait I know you're Jake's alt

me?

He switches between the two to make it look like he's not lonely and also so he has an excuse to ban ppl.

BRO

Hello jake :^)

OMFG

ykw

heres proof

No.

im a girl bitch

THE FUCK

THTS INSULTING

U THINK IM MY BF

Hi char

hes hot asf tho gyat damn

hey rah

Charlie's not on here

Never mind she is

TF IM NOT?

KINDA FUCKING NAME IS VERONICA

LIKE ACTUALLY STFU

Source: trust me

I thought you were on Gmail only

KYS

Oops

WHORE ASS

DUMBASS

DIE

Its called tabs

I know but I didn't see your name on here literally at all

What kind of name is "Donut"? That's the best fake name you could come up with? A pastry?

but keep replyin on email cause im doing hw and barley on this tab but I see when I get emails so yk

My name isn't even Veronica, where the hell did you get that?

Ok

Char

HELLO

HOW TF AM I JAKE?

CUTE

OH I see

GOD DAYM

You've enlightened me

LISTEN BRO I USED A USER GENERATER

YOUR HAWT

DONT COME AT ME

ty <3

HOTTER THAN HARLEY QUINN HOW

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Gmail

So it's YOU who's alting, Jake does not exist.

no not u "v-rah" is veronica

WHAT?

yeah?

Yes

ARE U SAYING IM FAKING HAVING A BOYFRIEND?

HOW COULD U

You and Jake never talk at the same time

DUMB BITCH

YEAH WE DO

HES SICK RN

You and Jake have never been seen in the same room together

DO U WANT PROOF BRO LIKE?

WE'VE BEEN IN CALLS

THT COUTNS

COUNTS*

If Jake is real he is an AI chatbot

hes a hot ai chatbot

Probably made of metal gears and parts

GOD DAMN THT MAN IS FINE

CONFIRMED

You heard it here first folks

i got a european chocolate sampling platter

JAKE is not real but in fact a AI chatbot

HE HAS NICE ASS FOREARMS TOO

which one should i try first

i like his guitar

Nice try. You just searched up "kid playing guitar" on Google.

which one should i try first

nah it’s real i reverse image searched it

i mean theres google search on google

GO AHEAD

BE MY GUEST

^

WHCIH ONE

Well then the image is of an Android/Terminator, and Jake is still not real.

Debunked.

yes, probably because there is a large metal endoskeleton underneath.

WHAT IF UR JAKEY

What? no.

YEAH

JAKEY

STOP BEING SILLY

No, if I was Jake my titanium endoskeleton would destroy the keyboard.

Damn jake really his biggest hater

ok then

community collage

That's why jake weighs 1,600 lbs. Not because he's fat, but because his """bones""" are made of a packed alloy mixture.

That's also why Jake wears sunglasses/a cap to hide his glowing red eyes.

maybe madi’s into that idk

Jake is not human, and if you still think he is, HE WILL KILL YOU FIRST.

YUMMY

OMG RLY?

I'm not Jake

HE BETTER SMASH ME FIRST TOO

yall know me so well

jakey is hot

AND HES SUPER SWEET <3

Jake doesn't have any male reproductive organs, he is designed to torture and kill humans.

AND?

LIES

HE HAS A DICK

In fact he is not even a "he" as machines cannot have a gender because they are not organisms that can be categorized into a gender.

idc

hes hot.

and i love him <3

That was just a giant metal dildo that he 3d printed and attached to himself.

So as you can see Jake is a nonperson and as such ignore everything he says.

sir sir

lemme tell u smth ok

jakey

hot as shit

and amazing as shit

I DO NOT CARE

IF MTF WAS AN AI BOT

TO BAD OH WELL

STILL HERE

He has a metal endoskeleton underneath.

Hey guys

new pfp

TOAST

he has a santa hat

hello

which one are you?

IM SETH REMEBER?

what name did you have?

Picrel is skinless Jake.

seth

or seth/rena

how long ago was it?

didnt kno u wwas freinds w/ toast

OMG RERE WE NEEDA TALK

idk but ik i have ur discord

ITS ABT GWEN

OFC

LIKE YOU SEE HOW SHE ACTS ROUND AADEN?

FUCKIN FR

She probably likes him

JEALOUS BITCH

YEAH PROLLY

SHE FUCKING IS LIKE HITTIN ON HIM

Ya

Fr

idk bout you but i think she has liked him for a bit of time now

yeah me to

Same

she didnt seem to happy when i said i liked aaden

nd gwen kept saying she needs time to comprehend me nd aaden

im gonna go make a sandwich

Well when u told me u liked him I wasn't happy to

ik

oki

but i knew u liked him

Ya ig

Nd she is like flirting w/ him

yea

U backed tf off V

Ya welk she better back tf up that's ur man

yeah

aaden dont even see she dose that lol

DUMB WHORE

Well ofcourse I backed tf off Brosnan before hoes

DUMBASS

Donut nrn please

i think i dropped gwen....i havent talked with her in a bit. but there is like no tension between us so maybe not. idrk tbh

PICK ME ASS

WHY

we talkin bout smthin

SHES A PAIN IN THE ASS

ugh fine

5 mins

ty

im sick of gwen

Fr

the way she acts w/ aaden

Like wtf..

Litterly

Scroll up to see your "Jake".

BEAT HER

who

hes hot asf fuck u mean

veronica

ima talk to aaden bout how gwen acts and if she still don back off ima drop her ass

YEAH

THANK YOU

FUCK HER UP

There is something seriously wrong with you if you think a titanium shell with wires and hydraulics is "sexually attractive".

ITS SO ATTRACTIVE

LIKE HE SAID THAT AINT EVEN THAT CLOSE

ATLEAST ITS JAKEY

who are gwens friends

How?

I LOVE HIS HOT RED EYES

cause hes fine ASF

It's an inanimate object.

MY GFS BITCHING CAUSE I ALWAYS SLEEEP INNNN

It is not sapient, much less sentient.

SHES ALWAYS SCREAMING WHEN SHE CALLIN HER FRIEND

SHE KINDA HOT THOOO

GOOD ASS SONG

And it wants to kill you, too.

I LOVE THAT SONGg

shes kinda hot by 5 seconds of summer

FR?

SHIT LETS SMASH TOO FR

char

JAKE WAKEY CMERE

yeah?

It will rip you limb from limb, retard.

Tf who calling u char

OOOO

do yk who gwens other friends are?

TURN ON FR

RIP ME LIMB BY LIMB?

no..

thats serena

ok, thx anyway

they sound like a pack of rats waitng for their cheese

Grr I thought I was the only one who calls u char

mm no

CHAR

CHAR CHAR

CHAR

It is not human, it is a machine designed to resemble a human skeleton to be able to support human flesh in a realistic manner.

ur the only one who can call me that otha nickname

i wouldnt be bitch towards me rn

What

TO BAD U CAN FUCK IT

bitchy

*

YEAHHHH

I'm not dw

I LIKE U

WHATS UR NAME?

god damn this loaner sucks

GREEN PRFILE

im wearing pj pants over leggigns

isnt hot?

THATS SERENA

THE ONE WHOS W/ MY OTHER EX?

yes

.......NAMES TO LONG

WHATS THE NICKNAME

Rena

No, it will most likely kill you as soon as it sees you. It does not seek pleasure as it is not human.

Char what other niçk name

CAN I CALL U SER SER?

maymay

no pls

O

seth or rena is fine

Jake is not human and is a soulless AI machine. Ditch him now.

MMMM EVEN BETTER

AHDHUIHSVI

SCREAM IN HER EAR HOLES

SETH THEN

I have to ask her who her friends are (gwen)

what for?

their rats

There is nothing even remotely attractive about that. Why not seek someone who is a) actually capable of feeling pleasure b) actually capable of having sex and c) Most importantly... NOT TRYING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!

kk thx :>

HAHA

TIMES UP

VERONICAAAAA

WHERE ARE U DUMB BITCH

What

FATASS

my evidence

I did nothing to u

yay ur helping me ^^

OH YEAH?

IM SRY PRETTY SURE YESTERDAY

OR THE DAY BEFORE

*eats popcorn*

i will help u anytime sweetie

U CALLED ME A CUNT

AND TO KMS

WELL GUESS WHAT

<33

O sorry

YOU FUCKING KILL YOURSELF U FATASS

BITCH PLS NO UR FUCKING NOT

DONT EVEN

KINDA FUCKING NAME IS VERONICA?