Horny Poll on WJE

no votes

I'm thinking

4 votes

stop why am I at 50

I don't wanna win

ehheheheheheheh

heheheheheheeee

Gr.

Well, I don't know, but I've been told Uranium ore's worth more than gold Sold my Cad', I bought me a Jeep I've got that bug and I can't sleep Uranium fever has done and got me down Uranium fever, it's spreadin' all around With a Geiger counter in my hand I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land Uranium fever has done and got me down Well, I had talk with the AEC And they brought out some maps that looked good to me And one showed me a spot that he said he knowed So, I straddled my Jeep and headed down the road I reckon I drove about 100 miles Down a bumpy road out through the wilds When all of sudden I bounced to a stop At the foot of a mountain, didn't have no top Uranium fever has done and got me down Uranium fever it's spreadin' all around With a Geiger counter in my hand I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land Uranium fever has done and got me down Well, I took my Geiger and I started to climb Right up to the top where I thought I'd find A hunk of rock that would make it click Just like I'd read about Vernon Pick On the second day, I made the top And I'm tellin' you, Steve, I was ready to stop The only clickin' that I heard that day Was the bones in my back that had gone astray Uranium fever has done and got me down Uranium fever is spreadin' all around With a Geiger counter in my hand I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land Uranium fever has done and got me down Well, you pack up your things, you head out again Into some unknown spot where nobody's been You reach the spot where your fortune lies You find it's been staked by 17 other guys Well, I ain't kiddin', I ain't gonna quit That bug's done caught me and I've been bit So, with a Geiger counter and a pick in my hand I'll keep right on stakin' that government land Uranium fever has done and got me down Uranium fever is spreadin' all around With a Geiger counter in my hand I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land Uranium fever has done and got me down

Got a doll baby, I love her so Nothing else like her anywhere you go Man she's anything but calm A regular pint-sized atom bomb Atom bomb baby little atom bomb I want her in my wigwam She's just the way I want her to be A million times hotter than TNT Atom bomb baby, loaded with power Radioactive as a TV tower A nuclear fission in her soul Loves with electronic control Atom bomb baby little atom bomb I want her in my wigwam She's just the way I want her to be A million times hotter than TNT Atom bomb baby, boy she can start One of those chain reactions in my heart A big explosion, big and loud Mushrooms me right up on a cloud Atom bomb baby little atom bomb I want her in my wigwam She's just the way I want her to be A million times hotter than TNT Atom bomb baby, sweet as a plum Carrys more whallop than uranium When she kisses, there's no hitch Zero power she turns on a switch Atom bomb baby little atom bomb I want her in my wigwam She's just the way I want her to be A million times hotter than TNT Atom bomb baby little atom bomb I want her in my wigwam She's just the way I want her to be A million times hotter than TNT

Would you like to ride my rocket 69? (Rocket 69, rocket 69) Well, would you like to ride my rocket 69? (Rocket 69, rocket 69) Little, sweet man like you we could have such a wonderful time (Rocket 69, rocket 69) You'll have to hold tight bobble while I go into my speed (Rocket 69, rocket 69) Well, you'll have to hold tight bobble while I go into my speed (Rocket 69, rocket 69) You'll love the new world I'm going to take you in (Rocket 69, rocket 69) We'll take off from a star and the moon is not too far (Rocket 69, rocket 69) Well, we'll take off from a star and the moon is not too far (Rocket 69, rocket 69) We'll ride and glide and be so satisfied (Rocket 69, rocket 69) Stand by Stand by The rocket is ready to fly! I'll make you mighty happy that I'm your girl We'll fly through the sky and go out of this world. I'll bet you sweet papa I can make you feel mighty fine (Rocket 69, rocket 69) When you take a little trip on a rocket 69 (Rocket 69, rocket 69) We'll zip it we'll dip it (On a rocket 69) We'll rip it we'll tip it (On a rocket 69) We'll flip it we'll whip it (On a rocket 69) We'll ride and guide and be so satisfied The trip will be fine In my rocket 69 (Rocket 69, rocket 69)

boy hush\

Girls! Girls! Watch out! Watch out! There's a two legged animal running about If it smokes a great big cigar And it hangs around at a bar If it tells the biggest lies, wears the loudest ties It's a man If it acts just like a crossed patch Has a face with whiskers that scratch If it's stubborn as can be, mean and ornery It's a man It if walks, if it talks If its habits are a little bit peculiar If it brags and tries to make you think it's wonderful Be on the lookout, don't let it fool ya But if it makes the moon up on high, More than just a light in the sky If it kisses you and you find you like it too GRAB IT! It's a man If it whistles each time you pass, Owns a car that runs out of gas, Then it's that you get hip, better watch your step It's a man If it acts just like it's the boss When it knows that you are, of course If it gets a little rough, thinks it's very tough It's a man It if walks, if it talks If its habits are a little bit peculiar If it brags and tries to make you think it's wonderful Be on the lookout, don't let it fool ya But if it's kneelin' down on one knee Sayin' darling please marry me Then don't hesitate, better name the date and then GRAB IT! HOLD IT! HANG ONTO IT! For It's a man

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https://www.memedroid.com/memes/detail/4243461/Golden-Retriever?refGallery=topDay&page=11

I am the sleepy.

Charlie

Nvm

smash his gyatt

.

what

Why do people call me autistic behind my back?

who dose?

Idk. Serena told me people do.

I mean, if I ever have itd cause I say everyone is but I haven't t heart anyone else

Would you be sad if I killed my self?

Yes

You hate me though.

Said who?

I don't hate you; even if I did I'd still be sad.

Why?

I care about everyone, and anyone to go like that

Its horrible

everyone's deserves better

guys believe in heaven guys if you don't believe in heaven you will go to hell where you will be molested by 16 autistic clowns

and everyone deserves good

What if I molest the clowns monkey?

I do be alive in god

double molesting

Can’t what to torture satan.

I will start screaming skibidi toilet when I go to hell and all the demons will let me free.

konga line but instead of holding on to each others shoulders its peoples dicks in the person in front of thems ass

CENTIPEDE

Erm

THEY DO THAT ON MY SCHOOL BUUUUSSSSS

skibidi toilet will be mine yeah Ohio time yeah diamonds to mine I'm on that big sigma grind

welp

Did you know on Minecraft, when you check the crafting recipient for a clock and compass it will show you them and they will be functional? So you don’t need to craft them

Toast, please change ur pf

pfp

my cock automatically points north perpetually so sometimes it no clips through my body

ok buddy.

ok

Monkey.

Which way you tuck?

what

why are mens underwear more comfertable

How would you know.

Wtf

I bought sum

wdym you've worn them

Tears just started rolling out of my eyes

I’m not even crying.

theyre supposed to have more space

for yknow

nd they comfertable

JKJK

huh

I dint see

you don't know the pain of getting a boner when you're about to stand up in class

gud.

I feel no pain.

he said that panties were comfortable

no

they are not

you just flaunt it aroung

d

why..

Like it’s normal why should I care

and swing it around

Should I be ashamed of being a male?

yes

.

everyone be ashed of there gender

they both suck ass

there are two genders

Says you would be sad if I killed myself then says I should be ashamed of my existence.

Double standards.

its cause I'm like

weird

I'm actually part lizard

oh

Crazy

my dad had sex with a komodo dragon

oh

it burned his dick off

jkjkjkjkjk

my ex fucked a dead squirrel

Fletcher?

yur

I mean you have to use that expired condom in your bag at some point

I soaked a few pieces of toilet paper on hand sanitizer, lit them on fire, and burnt my finger.

*in

It was cool

Fletcher said this

3rd commet

I should burn myself alive.

It would be epic.

you should light your dick and balls on fire and then spin them around in a circle

That would be insane

oh erm

I'm so hard rn omg

guys I'm hopping off

I should pour olive oil on my hair and burn it off.

nightnightg

the fuck

Alright

hard

GN monkey

ur a woman

Nah she is a transformer

with a 12 inch dick

dude I'm not trans

Optimis pride

I js make the same unfunny joke alot

ok

oh just a man then

no

yuh

I'm a man

😨

I'ma kms cause being a man sucks ass

OH UHM

ABOUT THUIS

GUS IS GAY

UHHHHH

😨

ALERT

UHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

HE DIDNT KNOW I SWEAR

😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

Don’t kys.

WTF

IT'S A JOKE I SWEAR

IM NOT A MAN

Who is Gus?

nunya

I found out that somebody I know makes bombs for a living

THIS SURE HAS BEEN A LONG LASTING JOKE 😨

OOH WHO?

lol

Me

hi

I erm0

I think I might consider applying for a job at his company

Flappy

Can you bark like a dog?

wsg

yes

W

UR JS MAD MY DICK IS BIGGER THEN URS

bark for me bbg

.

"you're just angry my dick is 7 inches longer than yours

Monkey.

😭

this just got interesting

Lol

what's say?

You should consider reading the book I am reading. I think you would like it.

what

Lilys is bigger than yours stop compensating 😭🙏

woof woof woof bark bark bark grr

....

Oop

I'ma fuck yu

ummmm i need to do somethings

BYE

bye

rawr

<3

omg tell me what book

What does

youm

Oleaspleaseplaseplaseplaesplaesplaesplaes

Ich brauche

book plaes

ok buddy calm down

Bitte

please

Nu uh.

pleasse

Bitte

epalse

BITTE

It isn’t finished

bo

no

bo

no

ICH BRAUCHE DAS BUCHE

nokno

I'll pay you to know the book

It is under progress.

no

syop

bye

Can we PLEASE see the rough draft

Woof

also amy you should get off its 11:40

The author is uploading chapters.

Gus abuse me

Ima go to bed.

same

Goodnight

shit

I’m chaining you and mmmmmm I shouldn’t say that on worst jokes ever thank god I’m not on the poll

Ima go to bed=i am about to violently cuddle my body pillow to avoid depression

Goodnight.

Oop

Gn then

dms

real

How long has it been since you have slept?

me?

Yes.

why ask?

Because.

What do yk?

It’s good for you.

You’re right

Listen to yummy

Gus dms

GO TO BED

no ty

…

HI

What are you doing up late?

3

Nothing

Night

I missed you tho!

woof

I'm Hella lonely

Isn’t your bedtime 10:30 missy?

WELL YOU ARENT IN BED ARE YOU NOW

…

Fair.

sicko mode

How long have you been spying on me?

i’ll be

I DID MAKE YOU ANOTHER BRACLET THO

in your bed

I've never seen y'all tlk Abt anything but sleep nd shit

Not long

Really?

Darling helped me out tho

I WANNA SEEEEEEEEEEE

Nope

why not?

Because

I said so

Yes ma’am.

amyyy hii

And plus it's matching with one I'm bout to make

y'all js bore me

I have the other one in my backpack

κ

....

what

Help

You got to the good part!

Wait

That was a joke

did you stay up to read that?

I cut it

I read past it

hey

cool

Help my farther knows I'm awake and got me food?!?!?!?!

ik dear

i’d hit that

Wut

Not to u

HAVE U READ

UMMM

WHATS ITCALLED

OEDIPUS?

ofc

He has been acting off lately

killing your dad and marrying your mom

Maybe he is starting to feel sorry?

is great

MY BROTHER WAS COMPLAINIGN ABT IT IN THE CAR

he pronounces it oh-dip-ee-is tho

silly him

Oh diss ee iss

I did not see

oh

Good :>

:(

Womp

Have you ever had a dream with me in it?

ew

Oh right

bye

ovy?

The McDonald’s one

lol

me when tyler pulled out gambino

I was lovin it

💀

Lmao

Lovin what?

WHY AM I WININNG TIHIS POLL

L

Oh nothing love

Seth should be winning

i didnt see it yet 😭

oh

amy

Winning your heart over

saying oh to everything

Already have

is not very conversational.

sry for the spoiler

okay

mb

Also....I might have been saying some stuff with max

I just remembered I still have your journal lol

NO

I'm mad

nooo ur good idrc lmao

Ima look for the thing you said I missed

max went into my acc

without my permission

Stop

Why?

>:< imma have ti punish him

👍

He's been a bad bad boy

…

omg

what

okay

Mhm....

:<

STAYING UP YOU FUCKING BED TIME

Ima look at the journal now

Hey

I'm not sleeping tn

NO

Hey

NU UH

STOP

The author made two more chapters

I had to read them

Only took me 10 minutes lol

Alright gonna grab that journal

I can't read

HEY

STOP

NO

ew

FUCK YOU

This isn't funny anymore

meh

it was never funny

ily Seth.

Ilym !

Where did gusty go?

He gone

are you dating

Yes

hard to tell

Damn

“It’s amazing what a smile can hide” is so true

STFU

STOP QUOTING

ick

DONT SAY ANOTHER GOD DAMN WORD

fuck

this

...you should not be talking

shit

Iver ead part of her journal

OOP

okay

I don't plan to talk

someone is moody....you should drink some water

Shut me up then.

And your brother too

no

srena my brother isn't here

and expect me to be moody

I made you a hello kitty bracelet so you best be at least a little nice

wait for?

I will

fr?

okay I'm happy now

Tf

Lol. I'm always thinking bout you

CUTE

why

do people do this on purpose?

yes

I DONT WANAN GO TO SLEEP TN

Because.....

Me either, but your gonna have to suck it up butter cup and go to fucking bed

NO

Water

plesplesples

I will shove water down your throat