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Wazzzzup

I replied to my bf 5 mins after he texted me but I think he fell asleep...

Also have u heard from Ethan

can someone do me a favor?

I need someone to call someone for me

js like no one screenshot his phone number

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he's not picking up

No promises!

idrc anymore we was on call nd he got prank called

Nateツ

he's not picking up

did it go straight to voice mail?

Anonymous

did it go straight to voice mail?

nah it said "this person has a mail box that hasn't been set up yet"

Who votes I bring back the WJE Starving Games?

I called bro like 5 times

I think he went to sleep cause he js said "I love you" then 5 mins later I texted him back he js ain't replying

Nateツ

I called bro like 5 times

God.. damnit

He’s being killed and those were his last words

Wade

He’s being killed and those were his last words

Well

thanks for pointing out one of my biggest fears

I bet him and Alastor are having a dick measuring contest

Oh shit I meant All Ass Store

I only know one of theirs dick sizes

I’m not gonna ask which

may I have a queston

so my girl said that girls have private part sizes how do you measure that

Oh damn

bc I have no clue what's so ever

Good question

and I was just like very um yeah

Nateツ

so my girl said that girls have private part sizes how do you measure that

I don't know..

oh ok bc I was confused af

Wait hollup I got a question

If you are a man(or woman) and decide to date and marry a woman(or man if you’re a woman) but when you have sex find out the girl had a penis and was a man(or vise versa) are you gay?

hold up that's a valid question

Because like..think abt it

Wade

If you are a man(or woman) and decide to date and marry a woman(or man if you’re a woman) but when you have sex find out the girl had a penis and was a man(or vise versa) are you gay?

if you stay with them yes

if you don't no, bc you didn't know

it would probably be a case by case basis honestly, whatever they consider themselves because if you knew yeah but if you didn't and you decide to leave them then no

Makes sense

If you’re a man who becomes a woman but you’re also lesbian isn’t that just straight?

well ur a man who became a woman nd ur gay so just ew

But that’s just straight with extra steps

Anonymous

well ur a man who became a woman nd ur gay so just ew

(Also that’s exactly what May is, the other one)

again it would be a case by case basis with whatever the person wants to consider themselves

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Uh what’s he saying?

Explain a bit

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oh that is really gross

you need to tell your parents if you think they would do anything to stop it

I mean on one hand, he could be teasing you and trying to get under your skin, ON THE OTHER HAND..he might wanna have sex with you

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there's joking, and then there's "joking" (creepiness)

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Wade

If you are a man(or woman) and decide to date and marry a woman(or man if you’re a woman) but when you have sex find out the girl had a penis and was a man(or vise versa) are you gay?

"when u send a dick pic but she sends one back"

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Woah, what

Flappy.

"when u send a dick pic but she sends one back"

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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you could call the police for that...

Oh damn

jeez i'm older than him and even i know how to act

mk bye yall i dont know the issue but wtv it is i hope it gets better for u char byeeee <3

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no js like i feel like he's joking but I don't like it nd I'm uncomfertbale so irdk

Anonymous

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I’d say u should confront him abt it, if he’s joking then he should stop or at least tell u he is

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no nothing he's doing is okay and even if he is "joking" it's making you uncomfortable

Wade

I’d say u should confront him abt it, if he’s joking then he should stop or at least tell u he is

I have

Whatd he say?

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Uh huhhhhh….that’s weird

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Yea that’s a bit weird

js next year ima be moving there

I don't like being around him

Is bringing it up to parents

What’s the worst thing they’re gonna say?

Wade

What’s the worst thing they’re gonna say?

that I'm lying

nd then don't do anything Abt it

ya know, i was commenting and shit yesterday and waddaya know...those posts are all gone. mods being over controlling ya think?

Maybe?

it was prolly drama filled

I made a self promotion joke for my yt channel last night for fun, since Toast did 1 a year ago and I checked 20 mintues later and it was deleted

Yea, into the void, gone

that's pretty fucked up. i thought matt was cool.

I can’t think of anyone who else who would delete it, also idk why he would

I mean the joke had a gun in it, but like we’ve said worse

my guess Wade is that ppple where js stiring up drama in the chat

I made it at like 11, nobody was on or saw it

ya i was just noticing on things around here like how some peeps who are now mods think theyre god.

Wade

I made it at like 11, nobody was on or saw it

maybe there cant be any self promo?

We only got Ethan, Jake, Madi, and SaH as mods

Anonymous

maybe there cant be any self promo?

But Toast made one a year ago, and it was literally under the category of Self Peomotiom

ya well....one of those 4 is an idiot. i know which one but ya know...

Anonymous

Wade have u seen alastor

I haven’t seen him on today

that took matt a bit to get to

duh, madi is like, omg the bestest. gag. not.

Anonymous

Madi got mod privlagies ?

Yes, finally, so now Jake can get to work on his ofher plans

Wade

But Toast made one a year ago, and it was literally under the category of Self Peomotiom

well they'd see newer ones first

Anonymous

well they'd see newer ones first

Yes true

Wade

I haven’t seen him on today

awh

I'm not making a comment to tht

Anonymous

awh

Maybe he was, but I wasn’t on a lot today, I had schoolwork to do lol(I’ve been slacking)

haha everyonoe is sooo scard of bad madali....she's an insecure little girl. sorry but it's true. jake is like her little crutch.

Jake is her dog

people are scared of Madi?

Idk maybe

Now she’s a mod so probably

jake is her dog like...a pathetic dog. she only became a mod because she's with jake. nobody should take her seriouoly. she's an idiot.

Nobody is scared of her, its called respect.

She became a mod from respect, that she earned.

I'm not her puppy, I don't really like her.

I mean she was the only “good” option in the poll

if you seriously belive that...yikes. you're her puppy

I mean it’s not like Toast has been here waaaay longer and has changed waaay more to be mod, but hey whatever..

respect???? calling people the n word and using fuckin slurs is respectfuul?

Wade

I mean it’s not like Toast has been here waaaay longer and has changed waaay more to be mod, but hey whatever..

toasite deserves mod

toast has changed???????????

Anonymous

if you say so puppy

Hah. Anons.

Anonymous

toasite deserves mod

Hopefully Jake can put his plan into effect

Anonymous

toast has changed???????????

From when he first joined yea

Wade

Hopefully Jake can put his plan into effect

You and toast?

oh you're a q anon person huh?

Anonymous

You and toast?

Toast, Zephyr, rehabilitate me then reinstate me

Anonymous

oh you're a q anon person huh?

wtaf is a "q anon person"

Anonymous

To many mods

Yea but there used to be a lot of mods, now they all dipped or are inactive

Wade

Yea but there used to be a lot of mods, now they all dipped or are inactive

I see, we at least need more people.

Anonymous

I see, we at least need more people.

Jakes trying to get more people here too

I may have a way but.. I don't want those sensative little faggots destroying this site.

Anonymous

I may have a way but.. I don't want those sensative little faggots destroying this site.

Lol

Anonymous

litterly my grades rn </3

Not that bad

Wade

Lol

I posted a joke about dark humor

never mind. you're not smart enough to know. oh you're one of those who like to use that kinda language....ugh. lame kids.

that had a file saying memes of Russia and ukraine

cause they cant do dark humor

lol those grades are horrible. u planning on going to college? i hope not

Anonymous

lol those grades are horrible. u planning on going to college? i hope not

I'm in middle school, grades are less important.

Anonymous

cause they cant do dark humor

Where did upshot it?

*Post it

you're in middle school???? hahahha ahahahah hahahaha good fuckin luck in high school. you going to get your ass kicked hahahah

Sensitive little liberals

someone said "if you don't support gay rights, you don't support human rights"

so I made a post disagreeing with this

I got reported for being homophobic

Anonymous

you're in middle school???? hahahha ahahahah hahahaha good fuckin luck in high school. you going to get your ass kicked hahahah

Sure I am.

Anonymous

someone said "if you don't support gay rights, you don't support human rights"

I don’t p believe in human rights! *phonk intensifies*

aw man. wade, i thought you were a badass. you're just a little baby boy, trying to sound big! awwww. it's ok buddy.

Anonymous

I got reported for being homophobic

Basically me on bp

Wade

Basically me on bp

Lmao

i mean...you are, dude. trust me. high school is no place for you. you're so fucked.

I'm on there for my brother lilly my bf nd a few friends

Toast and I tore that site to shreds

Anonymous

i mean...you are, dude. trust me. high school is no place for you. you're so fucked.

I will learn.

Wade

Toast and I tore that site to shreds

W

i hope so. learn to bend over backwards!

you tore a site to shreds?? t hat's literally not possible....

Anonymous

aw man. wade, i thought you were a badass. you're just a little baby boy, trying to sound big! awwww. it's ok buddy.

Big baby big dookie

Anonymous

like wtaf are those posts

Holy shit, it’s literally BoredPanda with private chat…

Aww its okay baby wade. hahahahhahah i can't believe you thoguht you were badass.

Anonymous

Aww its okay baby wade. hahahahhahah i can't believe you thoguht you were badass.

Uh I never said I was

Anonymous

Aww its okay baby wade. hahahahhahah i can't believe you thoguht you were badass.

Stfu.

You litterly do what all anons do.

You sign outt of your main and say bs cause your too pussy to say it otherwise.

Log in, don't give me the you don't have one bs.

this site isn't known by many.

Stop being a scared pathetic little bitch.

I don't think I wanna get pple from Quotev on here.

idk what bored pada is but damn...you guys are pussies. ad no thanks, i like being anoymous. it's fuckin hilarious.

Anonymous

idk what bored pada is but damn...you guys are pussies. ad no thanks, i like being anoymous. it's fuckin hilarious.

We are?

you're to scared to speak without a cover up.

lol you're so funny. you little badass babies.

I'd like to see what happens to you outside that screen.

Anonymous

idk what bored pada is but damn...you guys are pussies. ad no thanks, i like being anoymous. it's fuckin hilarious.

Just like imagine this site, but evryone is gay, mods are bots, and it’s just a bunch of suicidal teens talking about their genders and occasionally looking at a post about a Karen doing something

you wanna meet me? you little middle school nerd?

Anonymous

you wanna meet me? you little middle school nerd?

No ew, I don't wanna see that/

I've spelled literally wrong sm my auto correct makes it litterly

Anonymous

lol those grades are horrible. u planning on going to college? i hope not

but yet I'm stupid?

Sorry hun, nerds aren't dumb.

So I'll gladly be a nerd, but make up your mind.

Wade
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Im not even going to ask why or how/

lol nerds aren't dumb, stupid. you just have no street smarts.

Anonymous

lol nerds aren't dumb, stupid. you just have no street smarts.

My grades are bad. you need book smarts for bad grades

when I'm tired I result to cookie

wow. none of this was even close to making sense....ugh.i have to give up. i need to go to a site that has human being with brains.

good night! don't fall out of bed tonight

I only fall outta bed when I sleep on the floor

please don't come back. nobody likes a baby. like wade. little middle school babies. wahhh.

Anonymous

please don't come back. nobody likes a baby. like wade. little middle school babies. wahhh.

Ok pedo.

Anonymous

please don't come back. nobody likes a baby. like wade. little middle school babies. wahhh.

Change my diaper

aw, you have an older mommy fetish? yikes. can't help you there.

I love how it told us not to come back when it said its the one leaveing

Anonymous

aw, you have an older mommy fetish? yikes. can't help you there.

p-e-d-o

well, you can't leave a pedo hanging!

I did a big boom boom in my panties just for you, now change my diaper.

stop stealing ur moms panties

so you guys really do have mommy and daddy issues???? damn, im so sorry.

My parents taught me a different lesson... lying on this street... shaking in deep shock... dying for no reason at all. They showed me that the world only makes sense when you force it to.

i know the popular kids aren't banging on your door when you get to high school.

Anonymous

i know the popular kids aren't banging on your door when you get to high school.

Breaking and entering is illegal pretty sure

Wade

Breaking and entering is illegal pretty sure

yessssss

so your parents died in the street? if they didn't, that's a terribly bad example

A case of what

wait till you get to high school, buddy!

smthin I can go for find evidence fight for

Uhhhhhh

a case of chlamydia because they were born in the streets!

Anonymous

a case of chlamydia because they were born in the streets!

^^^^

wade I'm not taking shti from an anon

you are though. totally taking shit.

I'm being fr I wanna know I can do what I want in my future

If I copy and paste what he said then technically ur taking it from me and technically it’s my idea

I've studied what I've wanted for two years

I js needa know if I'm not waisting my time

Ur not wasting ur tim

idk if I'ma be good at this

idk if ideas will come when I need them

idk if I'll be to low to make any money

what do you mean by that? what have you been studying for two years not wasting time?

Anonymous

what do you mean by that? what have you been studying for two years not wasting time?

What I want to be in my future.

U sound like u wanna be a lyawyer

*lawyer

Wade

U sound like u wanna be a lyawyer

didn't know you where smarter then the all knowing anon

Oh sick

so give me a case I failed at my first one..

really? you want to be a lawyer?

the damn cat had to much evidence

Anonymous

really? you want to be a lawyer?

I'm not letting some pesky little anon crush my dreams

I would never. That's an amazing career choice. I just think you're very judgmental as far as some things.

I'm judgemental of those who hide.

nd who know more then they assume.

So you hate people who are not white and people who are not straight?

who think they know what they dont

Anonymous

So you hate people who are not white and people who are not straight?

no

that's not a good thing. i will leave now. good luck.

sorry but i just can't argue with someone who has that kind of thinkign.

Anonymous

sorry but i just can't argue with someone who has that kind of thinkign.

irdc, leave like u said

Wade
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where is this fitting in place

lol damn. maybe don't become a lawyer. maybe like....a zoo keeper..helper. lol damn. you kids are freakin useless. byeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Anonymous

lol damn. maybe don't become a lawyer. maybe like....a zoo keeper..helper. lol damn. you kids are freakin useless. byeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I have two ideas for what I want. I'm not letting a scared little faggot stop tht

lol awww you're so scared of a little f person, who i am not. awww, poor little middle school baby.

Yes. I'm such a middle schooler than a picture of some idiot saying shut up will make me shut up. Are you guys really 8 or 9? I can't image you're smarter.

Awwww a picture of a fake person. Is this who you think you are?? a superhero? hahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahhahahha

U fr huh?

How many times did you copy and paste “hahahah

I'm seriously dying of laughter. you think...you're spiderman...hahahahahaha that's just so damn fucking hilarous.. hahahahahahha you're better??? you're using a MEME you idiot...you can't even...hahahah

Or did you actually write it out which is why it takes u so long to respond?

Anonymous

I'm seriously dying of laughter. you think...you're spiderman...hahahahahaha that's just so damn fucking hilarous.. hahahahahahha you're better??? you're using a MEME you idiot...you can't even...hahahah

Hahah..hehehe..SoSo..funny.lhehehe..dying..of..laughing..hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhhhhhh

It's not hard to go hahahahaha. Does it take you a long time?

No it just makes you look really stupid

Apple?

I'm responding every 5 seconds so it really doesn't make me look stupid. It makes you look stupid that you use fake superheroes....lol that you imagine are yourself!!!!

Now that that mystery’s solved I’m going to bed, peace

night "fake spiderman middle schooler wannabbe!!" aawwwwwwwww.

Well now I think you’re Opal

Ew this anonymous guy is very cringy opal or not

Anonymous

night "fake spiderman middle schooler wannabbe!!" aawwwwwwwww.

You’re so dramatic..so smart so big brain level intellect with your epic insults huh?

lol i don't know opal but thanks! awwww anonapple....you're scared too?

Apple I’m calling it rn, it’s El

yes i am smart. college degrees thank you. i just freaking love how stupid and gullible you guys are. i mean, come on...

Anonymous

yes i am smart. college degrees thank you. i just freaking love how stupid and gullible you guys are. i mean, come on...

College degree yet you can’t capitalize your “I”

Pretending to be smart or pretending to be retarded?

pretending to be dumb! i have to! to connect with you guys!!!

Oh wow, you’re so above us aren’t you, like you’re a superior? Whats next? Gonna eradicate a race?

Oh ur pretending to be retarded again

lol you guys are in middle school, right? tell me what the race is.

Whichever u want I guess, black people, white people, or just do what your ancestors did and go with the Jewish

Oh so you're just a racist asshole? Can't argue with those. They love their own asses.

Oh was that too forward? Did you not realize I was calling you a Nazi when I said you think you’re superior and ur gonna eradicate a race? Or that just you pretending to be retarded to connect with us idiots?

How many “hahahas” are gonna be in this reply?

No, most people don't automatically go for the racist bullshit. Damn. I'm not one to wish violence upon others but...YOU are racist. YOU are homophobic. YOU are a a moron. YOU will hopefully get your ass kicked in life. Maybe you'll get killed over it. Oooo, I would not be sad, hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah Also......you're single, right???

Homophobic and racist? Thanks!

And damn so much for 5 seconds, that took your slow nazi liberal ass like 2 mintues to write

lol lol lol are your parents still alive?

you live in florida, right?

lol lol lol why you gonna diss my family? Gonna diss my love life? Gonna call me homophobic and racist? Oooh so scary I’m so hurt by your words. Fucking pathetic. You are pathetic. Not only are you being an ass on an anon since your liberal pussy ass csnt say this on a main but you got 5th grade ass insults, your sped ass got dropped on the head one too many times.

Wade

lol lol lol why you gonna diss my family? Gonna diss my love life? Gonna call me homophobic and racist? Oooh so scary I’m so hurt by your words. Fucking pathetic. You are pathetic. Not only are you being an ass on an anon since your liberal pussy ass csnt say this on a main but you got 5th grade ass insults, your sped ass got dropped on the head one too many times.

What’s with these homies dissin my girl?

Anonymous

you live in florida, right?

Florida? Where the fuck you get that from? You just pick a random location?

Anonymous

No, most people don't automatically go for the racist bullshit. Damn. I'm not one to wish violence upon others but...YOU are racist. YOU are homophobic. YOU are a a moron. YOU will hopefully get your ass kicked in life. Maybe you'll get killed over it. Oooo, I would not be sad, hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah Also......you're single, right???

^^^Bro really thinks he did something here

he was shit talking ur gf too

Hurry up anon, we don’t have all night, stop saying “hahahah” and write a good insult

Jake, come on......seriously? Your girl is a joke. Sorry. She's a huge bitch. So Wade...are you from Florida?

The Unknown King of Moderation

Wade acknowledge my presence or you like thick hairy greasy black men

Hi daddy

Anonymous

Jake, come on......seriously? Your girl is a joke. Sorry. She's a huge bitch. So Wade...are you from Florida?

She’s my bitch motherfucker

Anonymous

Jake, come on......seriously? Your girl is a joke. Sorry. She's a huge bitch. So Wade...are you from Florida?

Are you from Germany?

Anonymous

duh, madi is like, omg the bestest. gag. not.

here nd down jake

Wade

Are you from Germany?

yes

The Unknown King of Moderation

Really?

I’ve been waiting fucking forever, can you blame me? For Toast too

Madi is the best gag....is what they said. hahahahahahahhahahah

Anonymous

Madi is the best gag....is what they said. hahahahahahahhahahah

hahahahahHhahHhahHhHhhahHhahahahHahahahHhHahahHhahaha so funny..

The Unknown King of Moderation

Wait where I wanna see

Huh?

yeah no I'm not doing this tn

The Unknown King of Moderation

Is Madi a mod?

Yea

Wait what? U said she was

Jake. You're an idiot. Your girl likes Lliam...she always has. She's manipulating you for mod space. Are you that stupid??

You’ve gotta be shitting me, STILLL?

Anonymous

Jake. You're an idiot. Your girl likes Lliam...she always has. She's manipulating you for mod space. Are you that stupid??

Are you talking about mal

The Unknown King of Moderation

MATT HASNT SEEN MY FUCKIN EMAILS

Well he was in today for like age reasons

The Unknown King of Moderation

MATT HASNT SEEN MY FUCKIN EMAILS

I mean…he sees and responds to mine sooo

The Unknown King of Moderation

AND NOW WE HAVE WORSE PROBLEMS TO WORRY ABOUT LIKE THE SITE CLOSING

what

The Unknown King of Moderation

😭

(I’m the favorite)

The Unknown King of Moderation

Long story

what.

The Unknown King of Moderation

AND NOW WE HAVE WORSE PROBLEMS TO WORRY ABOUT LIKE THE SITE CLOSING

You said not to worry abt that yet

Also whered the Nazi liberal anon go?

The Unknown King of Moderation

I need sleep I’m gonna go 😭

Imagine sleeping

The Unknown King of Moderation

I just worked 6 hours

That’s like…normal work hours

The Unknown King of Moderation

Yeah but it’s 1 AM now

Imagine having the graveyard shift

The Unknown King of Moderation

And I have way too many other things stressing me out

Like the site closing, making madi mod, etc

Wade

Like the site closing, making madi mod, etc

What

The Unknown King of Moderation

It started at 5:30 💀

Imagine starting at 1 am and going to 12 pm

Byeee pookie bearr

lol i work from 5 am to 9 pm....wahhh so tired. jake, your girlfriend is fake.

Haha, who are you?

awwww jake's gf is fake. she looooves lliam.

Ah, so you just repeat yourself over and over and hope to eventually drill your point into people’s skulls.