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  • hi new, im flappy

    Vote me on the poll please, I beg u

    Why not?

    PLEASEE

    FALCO VOTE ME

    ๐Ÿค“

    MAL VOTE ME

    MAL VOTE ME ON THE POLL

    thats literally u

    malโ™ก

    hey

    MALLL

    nerd emoji

    Ik I just wanna win because its funny

    Mal vote me

    ermmm what the scallop!!

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    Wade

    Mal vote me

    alr did this morning

    malโ™ก

    BBGGGGGGGGGGG

    HRU EEE

    NO VOTE HIM AGAIN

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    I GOTTA WIN THIS GUYS

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    THE MAID IS ON THE LINE

    I GOTTA WIN, TOP 3 MOVE ON

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    MY CATS CUTER LMAO

    Flappy.

    MY CATS CUTER LMAO

    (yours is still cute, but mine is cuter)

    THIS IS WHAT IS AT STAKE

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    Uprising Hell vote me

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    WHY DELETE ๐Ÿ˜ข

    I gotta win itโ€™ll be so funny

    Flappy.

    WHY DELETE ๐Ÿ˜ข

    Because I have to win. Thatโ€™s a preview of whatโ€™s to come

    i didn't see the preview ๐Ÿ˜ญ

    As long as I move on to the next round, Iโ€™m good, I gotta be in the final 2

    GG MILLER VOTE ME

    malโ™ก

    i didn't see the preview ๐Ÿ˜ญ

    ITS MAID WADE

    GG VOTE ME BRO

    LESGO THAT RHYMED

    GG Miller

    for what

    HORNY POLL

    FOR THE HORNDOG POLL

    I GOTTA WIN ITLL BE SO FUNNY

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    THERES 3 ROUNDS

    Flappy.

    ITS MAID WADE

    OHHH OMG HE'S GOTTA WIN

    BRO PLEASE

    GG Miller

    WHY WOULD I VOTE YOU

    CAUSE WE GET MAID WADE PFP

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    malโ™ก

    OHHH OMG HE'S GOTTA WIN

    FR

    Awwww blind cat

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    BROO HOW MANY CAT YOU GOT

    FINEEEEEEE I WILL VOTE YOU

    YESSS

    Wade

    Awwww blind cat

    ah omg my neighbors cta blind and its so cute

    it js runs towards anyone walking near its yard

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    GG Miller

    I DONT SEE A POLL

    LOOK HARDER OMFG

    TOASST

    My number one hype man๐Ÿ˜‚

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    Aaaaay love that meme

    We gotta get evryone to vote me

    Itโ€™s gotta be a blowjo- I mean, blowout

    Flappy.

    17 PEOPLE ONLINE

    HOLY

    21 PEOPLE ONLINE NOW

    WTF WHERE ARE THESE PEOPLE COMING FROM

    I DUNNO

    WE GOTTA GET EM TO VOTE ME THO

    AMY HAS NO SURPRISE ITS A LIEE

    Mine is very real, as youโ€™ve seen

    wade, you and flecther are tied for first

    Iโ€™m moving on!

    We still got 24 hours tho..

    malโ™ก

    THAT'S A LOTTA HUMANS

    THEY PROLLYALL BOTS LMAO

    GET THE BOTS TO VOTE ME TOO๐Ÿคฃ

    Itโ€™s like Iโ€™m running for President๐Ÿ—ฟ

    Flappy.

    THEY PROLLYALL BOTS LMAO

    LMAO FRFR

    Wade

    Itโ€™s like Iโ€™m running for President๐Ÿ—ฟ

    IMAGIEN SEEEING PRESIDENT IN A MAID OUTFIT

    MayWantsACoolName

    Hey madd

    heyyy May!!!

    THANKS GG

    GG Miller

    IM NOT A BOT

    PROOF?

    BRUH YOURE NOT WINNING

    QUICK DP SAY HORNY STUFF

    MayWantsACoolName

    Hru?

    i've been better. how're you/

    malโ™ก

    i've been better. how're you/

    Anyways what's wrong? Why aren't you doing the absolute best like you deserve

    he was being an asshole last night

    and he got mad and i told him as long as im passing i don't care

    and he threatened to send me back to public school

    i was like "ill fail more classes there and my life will be destroyed cause im in highschool and i ened to go to college"

    and he was like "well it's your life"

    i was like "so you're gonna force me into a bad school i dont want to go with and potentially ruin my whole academic life"

    and he was like "it's your life not mine"

    THEN STOP FUCKING DICTATING IT FFS

    MayWantsACoolName

    My parents are the absolute worst about my education

    same. they forced me out of the school i was happy in when i was in 7 and grade to do homeschool

    and now that i like homeschool they're threatening to take me out

    like father do you want me to start smoking and drinking cause i promise send me to that public school and i will ensure that happens

    lmao when i told him that he said not to threaten me

    I never even got a chance at public, and I'm just stuck listening to them literally trying to indoctrinate me.

    and then i was like "you're threatening me and like fr do you want me smokin pot or smth?" and then he went to bed

    MayWantsACoolName

    I never even got a chance at public, and I'm just stuck listening to them literally trying to indoctrinate me.

    that's awful

    malโ™ก

    and then i was like "you're threatening me and like fr do you want me smokin pot or smth?" and then he went to bed

    He's the worst

    and then after i showered he came out of his room and hugged me and was like "i care about you" like bitch why don't you show it by apologising

    What happening

    im complaining about my asshole of a dad

    malโ™ก

    that's awful

    Literally half of my schoolwork is them listing reasons I'll burn in hell and having talks about how we should vote and why we shouldn't "follow the LGBT trend" ๐Ÿ’€

    malโ™ก

    and then after i showered he came out of his room and hugged me and was like "i care about you" like bitch why don't you show it by apologising

    Nah it seems he doesn't care about you

    MayWantsACoolName

    Literally half of my schoolwork is them listing reasons I'll burn in hell and having talks about how we should vote and why we shouldn't "follow the LGBT trend" ๐Ÿ’€

    omg i forgot that lgbt was j a trend didn't you know it's actually all fake ๐Ÿ’€ what you feel is fake may be who you're not...bruh that's so fucked up

    MayWantsACoolName

    Nah it seems he doesn't care about you

    the thing is he only cares about me sometimes. but then the second he gets mad he doesn't care about how much what he says hurts

    malโ™ก

    omg i forgot that lgbt was j a trend didn't you know it's actually all fake ๐Ÿ’€ what you feel is fake may be who you're not...bruh that's so fucked up

    Yes it's all fake fr fr. Trump 2024. The virus was made to rig the election. Those liberal collages will indoctrinate you.

    yeah ofc what else would it be...people ACTUALLY have feelings for the same sex? pffffft no.

    malโ™ก

    the thing is he only cares about me sometimes. but then the second he gets mad he doesn't care about how much what he says hurts

    He's the fucking worst

    MayWantsACoolName

    He's the fucking worst

    ik like whenever he tries to talk to me and check in on me i don't know if i can trust that he won't get mad over the slightest thing

    malโ™ก

    changing your gender? ILLEGAL

    I'm no conspiracy theorist but I think this whole trend is the work of satanic public figures (they actually believe all this ๐Ÿ’€)

    malโ™ก

    ik like whenever he tries to talk to me and check in on me i don't know if i can trust that he won't get mad over the slightest thing

    Damn

    MayWantsACoolName

    I'm no conspiracy theorist but I think this whole trend is the work of satanic public figures (they actually believe all this ๐Ÿ’€)

    omg you're a genius it all makes sense! if we clear the world of satanists then we'll clear the world of lgbtq!!!

    Weโ€™re winning guys!

    My mom will say "I'm no conspiracy theorist" then talk about how HIV is Devine gay punishment

    malโ™ก

    omg you're a genius it all makes sense! if we clear the world of satanists then we'll clear the world of lgbtq!!!

    Yes!!!

    MayWantsACoolName

    My mom will say "I'm no conspiracy theorist" then talk about how HIV is Devine gay punishment

    wtf ๐Ÿ’€

    She thinks that trans people didn't exist 100 years ago ๐Ÿ’€

    And calls suicide rates propaganda and says "that's how they get you" ๐Ÿ’€

    fr some people are j plain stupid

    She lost her precious manly man boy to the lbqgt agenda and that just made her 10x worse

    malโ™ก

    fr some people are j plain stupid

    Like they shouldn't legally be able to be parents at this intelligence level ๐Ÿ’€

    Carcinogenic Crane