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Vote me on the poll please, I beg u

Why not?

PLEASEE

hey

FALCO VOTE ME

MAL VOTE ME

MAL VOTE ME ON THE POLL

thats literally u

nerd emoji

Ik I just wanna win because its funny

Flappy.

MALLL

BBGGGGGGGGGGG

mal

BBGGGGGGGGGGG

Mal vote me

ermmm what the scallop!!

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Wade

Mal vote me

alr did this morning

mal

BBGGGGGGGGGGG

HRU EEE

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Flappy.

HRU EEE

GOOD YOU?

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aweeeee

I GOTTA WIN THIS GUYS

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THE MAID IS ON THE LINE

I GOTTA WIN, TOP 3 MOVE ON

Wade

I GOTTA WIN THIS GUYS

YESSS

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MY CATS CUTER LMAO

OMG VOID

Flappy.

MY CATS CUTER LMAO

(yours is still cute, but mine is cuter)

THIS IS WHAT IS AT STAKE

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Uprising Hell vote me

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WHY DELETE 😒

I gotta win it’ll be so funny

Flappy.

WHY DELETE 😒

Because I have to win. That’s a preview of what’s to come

i didn't see the preview 😭

As long as I move on to the next round, I’m good, I gotta be in the final 2

GG MILLER VOTE ME

mal

i didn't see the preview 😭

ITS MAID WADE

GG VOTE ME BRO

GG Miller

for what

HORNY POLL

FOR THE HORNDOG POLL

I GOTTA WIN ITLL BE SO FUNNY

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THERES 3 ROUNDS

Flappy.

ITS MAID WADE

OHHH OMG HE'S GOTTA WIN

BRO PLEASE

GG Miller

WHY WOULD I VOTE YOU

CAUSE WE GET MAID WADE PFP

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mal

OHHH OMG HE'S GOTTA WIN

FR

Awwww blind cat

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BROO HOW MANY CAT YOU GOT

FINEEEEEEE I WILL VOTE YOU

Wade

Awwww blind cat

ah omg my neighbors cta blind and its so cute

it js runs towards anyone walking near its yard

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GG Miller

I DONT SEE A POLL

LOOK HARDER OMFG

TOASST

My number one hype manπŸ˜‚

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Aaaaay love that meme

We gotta get evryone to vote me

It’s gotta be a blowjo- I mean, blowout

Flappy.

17 PEOPLE ONLINE

HOLY

21 PEOPLE ONLINE NOW

WTF WHERE ARE THESE PEOPLE COMING FROM

I DUNNO

WE GOTTA GET EM TO VOTE ME THO

SHITTTT

THAT'S A LOTTA HUMANS

AMY HAS NO SURPRISE ITS A LIEE

Mine is very real, as you’ve seen

wade, you and flecther are tied for first

I’m moving on!

We still got 24 hours tho..

mal

THAT'S A LOTTA HUMANS

THEY PROLLYALL BOTS LMAO

GET THE BOTS TO VOTE ME TOO🀣

It’s like I’m running for PresidentπŸ—Ώ

Flappy.

THEY PROLLYALL BOTS LMAO

LMAO FRFR

Wade

It’s like I’m running for PresidentπŸ—Ώ

IMAGIEN SEEEING PRESIDENT IN A MAID OUTFIT

MayWantsACoolName

Hey madd

heyyy May!!!

THANKS GG

GG Miller

IM NOT A BOT

PROOF?

BRUH YOURE NOT WINNING

QUICK DP SAY HORNY STUFF

MayWantsACoolName

Hru?

i've been better. how're you/

damn

mal

i've been better. how're you/

Anyways what's wrong? Why aren't you doing the absolute best like you deserve

my dad

he was being an asshole last night

he's mad cause of my math grade

i have a C+

and he got mad and i told him as long as im passing i don't care

and he threatened to send me back to public school

i was like "ill fail more classes there and my life will be destroyed cause im in highschool and i ened to go to college"

and he was like "well it's your life"

i was like "so you're gonna force me into a bad school i dont want to go with and potentially ruin my whole academic life"

and he was like "it's your life not mine"

THEN STOP FUCKING DICTATING IT FFS

MayWantsACoolName

My parents are the absolute worst about my education

same. they forced me out of the school i was happy in when i was in 7 and grade to do homeschool

and now that i like homeschool they're threatening to take me out

like father do you want me to start smoking and drinking cause i promise send me to that public school and i will ensure that happens

lmao when i told him that he said not to threaten me

I never even got a chance at public, and I'm just stuck listening to them literally trying to indoctrinate me.

and then i was like "you're threatening me and like fr do you want me smokin pot or smth?" and then he went to bed

MayWantsACoolName

I never even got a chance at public, and I'm just stuck listening to them literally trying to indoctrinate me.

that's awful

mal

and then i was like "you're threatening me and like fr do you want me smokin pot or smth?" and then he went to bed

He's the worst

fr

and then after i showered he came out of his room and hugged me and was like "i care about you" like bitch why don't you show it by apologising

What happening

im complaining about my asshole of a dad

mal

that's awful

Literally half of my schoolwork is them listing reasons I'll burn in hell and having talks about how we should vote and why we shouldn't "follow the LGBT trend" πŸ’€

bruh wtf πŸ’€

mal

and then after i showered he came out of his room and hugged me and was like "i care about you" like bitch why don't you show it by apologising

Nah it seems he doesn't care about you

MayWantsACoolName

Literally half of my schoolwork is them listing reasons I'll burn in hell and having talks about how we should vote and why we shouldn't "follow the LGBT trend" πŸ’€

omg i forgot that lgbt was j a trend didn't you know it's actually all fake πŸ’€ what you feel is fake may be who you're not...bruh that's so fucked up

MayWantsACoolName

Nah it seems he doesn't care about you

the thing is he only cares about me sometimes. but then the second he gets mad he doesn't care about how much what he says hurts

mal

omg i forgot that lgbt was j a trend didn't you know it's actually all fake πŸ’€ what you feel is fake may be who you're not...bruh that's so fucked up

Yes it's all fake fr fr. Trump 2024. The virus was made to rig the election. Those liberal collages will indoctrinate you.

yeah ofc what else would it be...people ACTUALLY have feelings for the same sex? pffffft no.

mal

the thing is he only cares about me sometimes. but then the second he gets mad he doesn't care about how much what he says hurts

He's the fucking worst

changing your gender? ILLEGAL

MayWantsACoolName

He's the fucking worst

ik like whenever he tries to talk to me and check in on me i don't know if i can trust that he won't get mad over the slightest thing

people are such idiots istg

^^^some

mal

changing your gender? ILLEGAL

I'm no conspiracy theorist but I think this whole trend is the work of satanic public figures (they actually believe all this πŸ’€)

mal

ik like whenever he tries to talk to me and check in on me i don't know if i can trust that he won't get mad over the slightest thing

Damn

MayWantsACoolName

I'm no conspiracy theorist but I think this whole trend is the work of satanic public figures (they actually believe all this πŸ’€)

omg you're a genius it all makes sense! if we clear the world of satanists then we'll clear the world of lgbtq!!!

We’re winning guys!

slayyy

My mom will say "I'm no conspiracy theorist" then talk about how HIV is Devine gay punishment

mal

omg you're a genius it all makes sense! if we clear the world of satanists then we'll clear the world of lgbtq!!!

Yes!!!

MayWantsACoolName

My mom will say "I'm no conspiracy theorist" then talk about how HIV is Devine gay punishment

wtf πŸ’€

mal

wtf πŸ’€

I'm not even joking she believes this shit πŸ’€

bruhhh that's so stupid

omg frfr

She thinks that trans people didn't exist 100 years ago πŸ’€

And calls suicide rates propaganda and says "that's how they get you" πŸ’€

fr some people are j plain stupid

She lost her precious manly man boy to the lbqgt agenda and that just made her 10x worse

mal

fr some people are j plain stupid

Like they shouldn't legally be able to be parents at this intelligence level πŸ’€