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JAKE THE MILKSHAKE EARTHQUAKE DEFINITELY-NOT-A-MISTAKE

no way you called her mag

HEYYYYY BURRR

FLAPPYYY

guys my mom came to my room and she ACTUALLY KNOCKED FIRST

WOAH

im so proud of her omfg

THATS INSANE

its actually crazy

ok imma clean my room

GOOD LUCK

WHERED BURR GO

SOLID HAHA

Roblox with the boys

Jake join our game

Wait friend me first

Or join the gc

Wje roblox gc

I’m playing with Blach, Feet, and Scholar

Natural Disaster survival

Wait friend me, OmegaDeadpool21 is my name and my display is my yt channel

I GOT A CHICKEN PATTY ND FRIES

I made it years ago

…

Just join the game

LMFAO

Shoddup

…join da game

literally imagine still playing roblox

Playing with the boys

What’s ur user

The Unknown King of Moderation

I don’t wade is bullying me into doing it

lmao fair enough

The Unknown King of Moderation

My display is turntechGodhead

......................................

That’s u!?

......................................................................

K I friend u

How was your day

i just woke up an hour ago

but yesterday was fun i hung out with some ppl

have you told anyone about wje

JeffWinger

sup mal

yo

JeffWinger

it's amy lmfao

ik

Anonymous

hey mal

hey

hru you all

JeffWinger

dry

im tired lmao

Anonymous

have you told anyone about wje

Yeah lol. Opal is my irl friend who looked at my computer and then joined without me knowing lol

Roblox is do fun bro

mal

hru you all

Good wbu?

DONUT U GOT ROBLOX!?

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HI GUYS

hey donut.

U GOTTA JOIN US

Perc2

Good wbu?

im good too

FRIEND JAKE AND JOIN US

Perc2

Yeah lol. Opal is my irl friend who looked at my computer and then joined without me knowing lol

omg opal is my bestie

Wade

DONUT U GOT ROBLOX!?

Btw my other account didn't work so I'm on this one

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Hi leo.

hru

Perc2

Btw my other account didn't work so I'm on this one

fun.

mal

im good too

That's good!

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I CANT PLAY ROBLOX RN

DAMMIT

Anonymous

omg opal is my bestie

Yes lol

can't join call today but tell me what happens

We’re all on rn

Me, Jake, Yuri, Blach, Feet

JeffWinger

can't join call today but tell me what happens

madi

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CAUSE I WAS BULLYING SOME KIDS

damn i dont rlly play roblox so

WHAT GAME WERE YOU BULLYING KIDS ON

THAT WAS ME ON BROOKHAVEN

IM FALLING

EARTHQUAKE

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U WERE FUCKIN?

WHAT

DID YOU INVADE SOMEONE'S HOUSE

more like hurricane tortilla

Also was there a French fry man?

Talking to madi

Cleaning my room

Perc2

Cleaning my room

TWINNIGN

ive given up tho hehehe

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IS PERC2 JAKE?

NO WHAT

perhaps i will finish tomorrow

Flappy.

ive given up tho hehehe

Lol

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LIES

WHY WOULD I BE JAKE

guys my brother has a habit of screaming into his pillow whenever hes mad nd he j got mad so i can j hear him SCREAMING "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYY" nd its so funny

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CAUSE U SPEAK LIKE JAKE

WHY HAS SOMEONE SAID THAT BEFORE πŸ₯²

mal

guys my brother has a habit of screaming into his pillow whenever hes mad nd he j got mad so i can j hear him SCREAMING "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYY" nd its so funny

me everyday

mal

guys my brother has a habit of screaming into his pillow whenever hes mad nd he j got mad so i can j hear him SCREAMING "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYY" nd its so funny

LMAOOO

hey blach

Why would jake use my username

Btw me Wade, feet schooler, Amy maybe and I think jake r playing rblox

I MADE PRIVATE SQUIDGAME SERVER

roblox is so fifth grade core

Blach66.1

Btw me Wade, feet schooler, Amy maybe and I think jake r playing rblox

Would play if I could

Flappy.

why he mad

he left his toy in the middle of the garage nd my dad had to put smth in there so he threw it into the middle of the yard in like a foot of snow nd then made him go get it

Flappy.

roblox is so fifth grade core

no literally i havent played since like 4th grade

i gave my brother skincare yesterday

mal

he left his toy in the middle of the garage nd my dad had to put smth in there so he threw it into the middle of the yard in like a foot of snow nd then made him go get it

Apparently I talk like Jake πŸ₯²πŸ₯²

WAIT I CAN KINDA SEE IT A TINY BIT

and then i had to playy robloxw him

mal

WAIT I CAN KINDA SEE IT A TINY BIT

NO

YES 😈

Perc2

Apparently I talk like Jake πŸ₯²πŸ₯²

you dont you sound like opal lmao

AND SOMETIMES TWIX KING

W LIKE THE CAPITALS ND SHIT

VERY JAKE-ESQUE

Anonymous

you dont you sound like opal lmao

ACTUALLY

ND THE :) ND THE LOL

THAT'S HOW I EXPRESS EMOTION

Anonymous

i sound unique asf

i sound like a basic ass teenage girl lmfao

Flappy.

JAKE IS JAKE

YES

Perc2

ACTUALLY

a bit but you close scream

apparently irl i have a weird pausing pattern when i talk

Anonymous

a bit but you close scream

True

Flappy.

apparently irl i have a weird pausing pattern when i talk

idk how i sound

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GUESS HAT

WHAT

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GUYS GUYS GUESS WHAT

WHAGTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Flappy.

apparently irl i have a weird pausing pattern when i talk

i j sound weird

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WTF

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OH?

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I SAW

uh

private lives should stay private sometimes

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yes :)

Do you still think I'm jake

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yall fall for it everytime

dont you think that says something about you as a person

that we believe it

I HAD TO BE SURE

SQUIDGAME

Anonymous

perc

Yeah?

Anonymous

who do i sound like lmfao

Hmmmm

Flappy.

dont you think that says something about you as a person

LMAO

Perc2

Hmmmm

If anyone, you're a mix of Amy and yuri. You're quite unique tho

HANG ON I HAVE BOTH CATS ON MY LAP

AND I HAVE TO MAKE SURE

THEY DONT SEE EACH OTHER

BC THEY LOWK HATE EACH OTHER

Perc2

If anyone, you're a mix of Amy and yuri. You're quite unique tho

you don't kknow what sound like

Perc2

If anyone, you're a mix of Amy and yuri. You're quite unique tho

omg low key slay

Flappy.

BC THEY LOWK HATE EACH OTHER

NO THATS THE SAME W MY CATS

JeffWinger

you don't kknow what sound like

True I just mean your texting style

Anonymous

omg low key slay

Fr

NOOO HELP THEY BOTH LEFT ME

NOOOO

IM GOING TO TARGET SOON

I LOVE TARGET

OKAY

JeffWinger

target is the bomb

frrr

i haave to wear a skirt for school

Alright, making sure it wasn't happening

me just eating candy the entire time

JeffWinger

gonna sleep in a puffe jacket

I LOVE PUFFER JACKETS

I ALWAYS FEEL SO LIKE

POSH WHEN I WEAR ONE IDK

AGNFUKAKFGEUAIYFKUHS

if its aesthetic i have it

the night before school isn't really gonna be possible for everybody

Toast ツ

Hello

hiii

I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW

im actually gonna sob dude

JeffWinger

ouch my stomach hurts

SAME SAME

Guys I think Jake is gonna rape me in the private server

Wade

Guys I think Jake is gonna rape me in the private server

ur gay

Wade

Guys I think Jake is gonna rape me in the private server

riveting.

Flappy.

IT HURTS

WHATD THE GRAPES DO TO YOU

JeffWinger

riveting.

Who wouldn't?

Blach Feet join

DaRey1Cray

pleying roblox wit da boyz

Sma either left

JOIN US IN ROBLOX

The Unknown King of Moderation

I sure am daddy

what is wrong with yo

Toast get it

U gotta join us

Toast ツ

I cant

lmfao you don't know who i am

We playing Squidgame on my private server

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Hi daddy ;)

Hi princess ;)

JeffWinger

lmfao you don't know who i am

yeah

Jeff is Amy

Wade

We playing Squidgame on my private server

on mobile?

Toast ツ

on mobile?

Ye

Idk lol

JeffWinger

you ruined it

Hru?

DaRey1Cray

jake lieks men

Jake lol

Yeah r we

Toast ツ
Image

Badass dude

DaRey1Cray
Image

Lmao

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want me to make it?

sometime soon now

Kristianβ€½

Idk if i can join

same

Ye now

Toast ur name is still Bruce lol

i already face revealed lmfao

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Hollup

Join Toastie

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While my bum if waving to my tum tum

And my tum tum is wanking to my mum

And overall... I just have a boner

That song is dedicated to Flappy

And it's either Wade jake or Amy that's my dad

They still haven't brought back milk

I NEVER AGREED TO THIS

That's why they went to get milk

One of them raped you and you got a big tumtum

And now your sniffing my bum

That's fr the best autobiography ever tho

lmao

im alright hbu

And before you ask I'm not a predator

same bro

noo lmao im tired

Blach66.1

Your a predator?

MAL

You and my mum can have predator babies

WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME

IM SORRY GUYS

IM J EMBARRASSED TO ADMIT IT πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜”

it's hard, okay?

Blach66.1

You and my mum can have predator babies

I think the mating had already begun

stop spilling my secretssss

i wasnt gonna let them know until my pregnancy was obvious

So I won't tell them I put my special pencil in your special sharpener?

Amd it broke amd went all goo6

no silly goofy it wasnt you it was your mom who got me pregnant

lmaoo

And my peepee was really big the entire time

daaamn lmfao

Is that yous in the room next door?

................noooo

Is mummy getting pregnant?

im mating w someone else tonight im occupied

SHE MUST BE CHEATING ON ME

FLAPPY

UWU ISNT LETTING ME SEND

NOOO

mal

im mating w someone else tonight im occupied

WOAH WTF

DWDW MY BF KNOWS

OFC....HE TOTALLY KNOWS...........

mal

no silly goofy it wasnt you it was your mom who got me pregnant

WOAH WHEN DID WE HAE SEX

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

mal

OFC....HE TOTALLY KNOWS...........

YES. SURE.

YOU HAVE SEXSOMNIA FLAPPY

IM SORRY FOR NOT TELLING YOU

And then I went and watch more play fight naked

mal

YOU HAVE SEXSOMNIA FLAPPY

YES BUT

YOU WERE SLEEPIN

And then .y super big peepee started leaking

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE'

IM J SPECIAL LIKE THAT

Flappy.

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE'

Your my mums ik your bank card

Yes it's a threat from a 5yr be scared

DaRey1Cray

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

DEATH TO QUEERS

WHNE DID THIS HAPPEN

me too

Flappy.

WHNE DID THIS HAPPEN

Right after yous fucked

Blach66.1

Right after yous fucked

i rdont know when that happened either

Flappy.

i rdont know when that happened either

Right before you peed blood

Flappy you need to get your sexsomnia treated. This is out of control.

cant parents

gn

mal

Flappy you need to get your sexsomnia treated. This is out of control.

I DONT HAVE IT YOU HAVE IT

U LITTLE GOOFYDUCK

WAIT MAL U MENTIONED EARLIER U WTCHED MARTHA SPEAKS WHEN U WERE LITTLER RIGHT

YEAH

WHERE THE DUCK LIKE STAYS AT THEIR HOUSE

ADN PRETENDS TO BE HURT

BUT IT WASNT HURT AFTER ALL

I FEEL LIKE I MIGHT

IT HAD MUSHY DUCK IT IT

i still remember the theme song for mushy duck

after all these years

lmaoo

okayy bye <3