HELP MY BROTHER WAS LITERALLY DOING THIS YESTERDAY CAUSE THERES SOME NEW GIRL IN HIS ENGLISH CLASS AND HES LIKE SHES SO PRETTY WHAT DO I DO AND I WAS LIKEโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ..idk bro
HELP MY BROTHER WAS LITERALLY DOING THIS YESTERDAY CAUSE THERES SOME NEW GIRL IN HIS ENGLISH CLASS AND HES LIKE SHES SO PRETTY WHAT DO I DO AND I WAS LIKEโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ..idk bro
I WOULD GET HIS SNAP BUT I DONT HAVE IT ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
no but Iโd rather get asked for my number instead of my snap so itโs fine and I feel like thatโs how a lot of people feel yk ? cause like u can get eachothers snap LATER
Why canโt you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the โPโ is silent.
I had this extremely unfunny joke where I would ask this question to adults, n since they knew the joke, they would go "because the P is Silent" and I would say "Because they're dead" which was somewhat funny but I killed it by asking a bunch of random questions like "why didnt the T rex finish his sandwhich" or "why didnt the velociraptor win the race"
A pair of cows were in a field. One says, " have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?". "yeah" the other one says, "that's why i'm glad i'm a penguin."
A pair of cows were in a field. One says, " have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?". "yeah" the other one says, "that's why i'm glad i'm a penguin."
No quick head in my bed I can't have that
I want that long neck not talking giraffe neck
Ain't no laying down man we bout to have late fun
I'm bout' to make your balls stick up like space buns
Want your dick soaked? Place it down my throat
Tongue tickle yo' dick but not telling a joke
Peddle in this pussy that's how you rock a boat
It get live in this pussy I'm not talking Periscope
In the sheets I am a bully
Give more head than a hoodie
Every time you make me cum it look just like vanilla pudding
Sit on yo face all day until you say "bae it hurt me"
Then I turn around and give the dick more kisses than Hershey's
Yo dick brick hard like a medal (uhh)
I got three holes for it like a pretzel (uhmm)
Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous (tight)
I'm here to serve you customer service (right)
I save dick by giving it CPR (I save dick by giving it CPR, YES)
Put my mouth on it like CPR (let's make porn and watch it on VCR)
I think we should fuck up in every zip code
It would make my pussy wetter than a fishbowl
Pussy a kitty cat I pet it like a pet
I fuck doggy style so much i need to go to the vet
Hotbox? More like a scorching pussy
Open this coochie up like a fortune cookie
Yo banana in my mouth watch my tongue go ape
Yo' dick getting more blows than a birthday cake
When I'm near it no I don't fear it
Licking on that penis like a letter when I seal it
Today way wetter than my past slob
And if you unemployed I can give you a ass job
Pussy already wet don't need no lube ointment
Dick twisting in my stomach like food poisoning
Thats how you know when you hit the spot
I'll make your pants unzip more than Ziploc
Yo dick brick hard like a medal (uhh)
I got three holes for it like a pretzel (uhmm)
Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous (tight)
I'm here to serve you customer service (right)
I save dick by giving it CPR (i save dick by giving it CPR, YES)
Put my mouth on it like CPR (let's make porn and watch it on VCR)
Anything goes when you up in my hole
Pretty pennies from the sex yeah I got me some loans
Listen, I'm the most explicit
Long stick inside my river but we not going fishing
Know what to do every time you have a horrible day
I'll eat that sausage all day like it's memorial day
I'm talking BBQ sauce and mustard on it
And the mayonnaise comes when you bust right on it
Name anything freaky and you know I'm bout' that shit
Only time i'm not on the dick is when I'm bout' to shit
Pubic hairs all in my mouth, not again
So when i suck yo' dick now i use bobby pins
Who need a gym when you got dick to work you out?
I want my face to lose weight so stroke my mouth
And any time my pussy wannabe hairy like Harry Potter
Becky with the good hair is what you could call her
Let's get it
A little faster
A little more
Right there
Give it to me now
(uh uh uh uh uh uh)
(uh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh ughhh uhhh)
No quick head in my bed I can't have that
I want that long neck not talking giraffe neck
Ain't no laying down man we bout to have late fun
I'm bout' to make your balls stick up like space buns
Want your dick soaked? Place it down my throat
Tongue tickle yo' dick but not telling a joke
Peddle in this pussy that's how you rock a boat
It get live in this pussy I'm not talking Periscope
In the sheets I am a bully
Give more head than a hoodie
Every time you make me cum it look just like vanilla pudding
Sit on yo face all day until you say "bae it hurt me"
Then I turn around and give the dick more kisses than Hershey's
Yo dick brick hard like a medal (uhh)
I got three holes for it like a pretzel (uhmm)
Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous (tight)
I'm here to serve you customer service (right)
I save dick by giving it CPR (I save dick by giving it CPR, YES)
Put my mouth on it like CPR (let's make porn and watch it on VCR)
I think we should fuck up in every zip code
It would make my pussy wetter than a fishbowl
Pussy a kitty cat I pet it like a pet
I fuck doggy style so much i need to go to the vet
Hotbox? More like a scorching pussy
Open this coochie up like a fortune cookie
Yo banana in my mouth watch my tongue go ape
Yo' dick getting more blows than a birthday cake
When I'm near it no I don't fear it
Licking on that penis like a letter when I seal it
Today way wetter than my past slob
And if you unemployed I can give you a ass job
Pussy already wet don't need no lube ointment
Dick twisting in my stomach like food poisoning
Thats how you know when you hit the spot
I'll make your pants unzip more than Ziploc
Yo dick brick hard like a medal (uhh)
I got three holes for it like a pretzel (uhmm)
Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous (tight)
I'm here to serve you customer service (right)
I save dick by giving it CPR (i save dick by giving it CPR, YES)
Put my mouth on it like CPR (let's make porn and watch it on VCR)
Anything goes when you up in my hole
Pretty pennies from the sex yeah I got me some loans
Listen, I'm the most explicit
Long stick inside my river but we not going fishing
Know what to do every time you have a horrible day
I'll eat that sausage all day like it's memorial day
I'm talking BBQ sauce and mustard on it
And the mayonnaise comes when you bust right on it
Name anything freaky and you know I'm bout' that shit
Only time i'm not on the dick is when I'm bout' to shit
Pubic hairs all in my mouth, not again
So when i suck yo' dick now i use bobby pins
Who need a gym when you got dick to work you out?
I want my face to lose weight so stroke my mouth
And any time my pussy wannabe hairy like Harry Potter
Becky with the good hair is what you could call her
Let's get it
A little faster
A little more
Right there
Give it to me now
(uh uh uh uh uh uh)
(uh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh ughhh uhhh)
Fuck my baby dad, fuck my baby dad, fuck my baby dad
I'm a fine-ass bitch, I ain't in the house sad (Sexyy)
Fuck my baby dad
that's that booty meat
(Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy) look at them booty cheeks
(Baow, baow, baow, baow, baow) that's that booty meat
(Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy) look at them booty cheeks
All that ass on her, damn, this bitch bad
Switch my hips when I walk, yeah, I know you like that (it's Sexyy)
My nigga fucked up, fuck my baby dad
I'm gettin' outside, I ain't in the house sad (no)
Called up my bitch, we finna go out (yeah)
Where the niggas at? It's lookin' like a drought (damn)
My mama got the kids, I'm gettin' out this house
All in the club bouncin' ass, showin' out (northside)
Lip-gloss poppin', bitch, I'm show-stoppin' (mwah)
Lookin' like a snack, baby daddy cock blockin' (hatin' ass nigga)
Turnt up to the max, I'm the trendin' topic
My nigga actin' up, so you know I'm finna pop it
that's that booty meat
(Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy) look at them booty cheeks
(Baow, baow, baow, baow, baow) that's that booty meat
(Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy) look at them booty cheeks
(Baow, baow, baow, baow, baow) that's that booty meat
(Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy) look at them booty cheeks
(Baow, baow, baow, baow, baow) that's that booty meat
(Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy) look at them booty cheeks
Slidin' in somethin' fast (yoom), fuck it, do the dash
Weave down my back, nigga starin' at my ass (Sexyy)
Shittin' on these hoes, I love to make 'em mad (ah-ah)
Any nigga I fuck with gon' run his mouth and brag (goofy)
True Religion jeans, ass fat in them pants (yeah)
"Get it, big Sexyy, " every time I do my dance (go Sexyy)
Niggas tryna flock, but I don't need a man
Stiletto heels on, cost a cool three bands (bonkers)
I'm a fine baby mama, but you knew that though
Booty shorts on with a fat camel toe
I don't know why he playin', he know I got them hoes
Pretty in the face and this ass super swole (juicy)
that's that booty meat
(Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy) look at them booty cheeks
(Baow, baow, baow, baow, baow) that's that booty meat
(Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy) look at them booty cheeks
(Baow, baow, baow, baow, baow) that's that booty meat
(Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy) look at them booty cheeks
(Baow, baow, baow, baow, baow) that's that booty meat
(Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy) look at them booty cheeks
Fuck my baby dad, fuck my baby dad, fuck my baby dad
I'm a fine-ass bitch, I ain't in the house sad (Sexyy)
Fuck my baby dad
that's that booty meat
(Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy) look at them booty cheeks
(Baow, baow, baow, baow, baow) that's that booty meat
(Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy) look at them booty cheeks
All that ass on her, damn, this bitch bad
Switch my hips when I walk, yeah, I know you like that (it's Sexyy)
My nigga fucked up, fuck my baby dad
I'm gettin' outside, I ain't in the house sad (no)
Called up my bitch, we finna go out (yeah)
Where the niggas at? It's lookin' like a drought (damn)
My mama got the kids, I'm gettin' out this house
All in the club bouncin' ass, showin' out (northside)
Lip-gloss poppin', bitch, I'm show-stoppin' (mwah)
Lookin' like a snack, baby daddy cock blockin' (hatin' ass nigga)
Turnt up to the max, I'm the trendin' topic
My nigga actin' up, so you know I'm finna pop it
that's that booty meat
(Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy) look at them booty cheeks
(Baow, baow, baow, baow, baow) that's that booty meat
(Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy) look at them booty cheeks
(Baow, baow, baow, baow, baow) that's that booty meat
(Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy) look at them booty cheeks
(Baow, baow, baow, baow, baow) that's that booty meat
(Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy) look at them booty cheeks
Slidin' in somethin' fast (yoom), fuck it, do the dash
Weave down my back, nigga starin' at my ass (Sexyy)
Shittin' on these hoes, I love to make 'em mad (ah-ah)
Any nigga I fuck with gon' run his mouth and brag (goofy)
True Religion jeans, ass fat in them pants (yeah)
"Get it, big Sexyy, " every time I do my dance (go Sexyy)
Niggas tryna flock, but I don't need a man
Stiletto heels on, cost a cool three bands (bonkers)
I'm a fine baby mama, but you knew that though
Booty shorts on with a fat camel toe
I don't know why he playin', he know I got them hoes
Pretty in the face and this ass super swole (juicy)
that's that booty meat
(Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy) look at them booty cheeks
(Baow, baow, baow, baow, baow) that's that booty meat
(Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy) look at them booty cheeks
(Baow, baow, baow, baow, baow) that's that booty meat
(Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy) look at them booty cheeks
(Baow, baow, baow, baow, baow) that's that booty meat
(Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy) look at them booty cheeks
I have wasted time
I have seen my use
I have packaged and sold every part of me!
Suffered a lifetime of abuse
I have lost myself
I have workshipped at your feet
And here I am standing on the top of the world
With some bitches to defeat
I've played the game
I've won it all
They've screamed my name
They bought the doll
I've seized the day
Now I've got one thing left to say-ay-ay
Fuck you!
Here's my 2 minutes notice
Fuck you!
Time to quit and smell the roses
Say good-bye!
While I look you in eye and say
Fuck you!
Interesting song
Wonder what fuckin' this is about (fuckity, fuckity, fuckity, fuckity you)
It's about you (fuck you!)
Wait, what? (fuck you!)
I have taken shit (uu, uu, uu, uu)
Been crushed under your heel
I have suffered for profit
And suckered for fame
Made a fortune you could steal
I've had enough
I've hit the wall
I'm tired of taking your calls
It ends today
Now there's just one thing to say-ay-ay
Fuck you!
I wish I'd said it sonner
Fuck you!
Cut you off just like a tumor!
Hope you die!
Kiss my ass good-bye, you cuck
Fuck you!
Eeugh-
Have you ever left sick and tired
Of doing the same shit everyday with your anger brewin'
Eatin' shit for a boss that you're sick of obeyn'
If you ever felt the same
Let me hear ya say it!
Did you really think I was gonna stay
Spending life bent over with your fist in my A
Slander me, say I'll never work in this town
If I stick around I'll be six more feet under the ground!
Fuck you!
Here's my 2 minutes notice! (wo-oh-oh!)
Suck it, greedy bastard! (fuck you!)
You're a fucking ass clown! (time to quit and smell the roses)
Say good-bye
Too late to apologize!
So this is it!
Mammon, you sad sack of shit!
Fuck you! (fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!)
You bitch
I'm like the water when your ship rolled in that night
Rough on the surface, but you cut through like a knife
And if it was an open-shut case
I never would've known from that look on your face
Lost in your current like a priceless wine
The more that you say, the less I know
Wherever you stray, I follow
I'm begging for you to take my hand
Wreck my plans, that's my man
Life was a willow, and it bent right to your wind
Head on the pillow, I can feel you sneaking in
As if you were a mythical thing
Like you were a trophy or a champion ring
But there was one prize I'd cheat to win
The more that you say, the less I know
Wherever you stray, I follow
I'm begging for you to take my hand
Wreck my plans, that's my man
You know that my train can take you home
Anywhere else is hollow
I'm begging for you to take my hand
Wreck my plans, that's my man
Life was a willow, and it bent right to your wind
They count me out time and time again
Life was a willow, and it bent right to your wind
But I come back stronger than a '90's trend
Wait for the signal, and I'll meet you after dark
Show me the places where the others gave you scars
Now this is an open-shut case
I guess I should've known from the look on your face
Every bait-and-switch was a work of art
The more that you say, the less I know
Wherever you stray, I follow
I'm begging for you to take my hand
Wreck my plans, that's my man
You know that my train can take you home
Anywhere else is hollow
I'm begging for you to take my hand
Wreck my plans, that's my man
The more that you say, the less I know
Wherever you stray, I follow
Begging for you to take my hand
Wreck my plans, that's my man
You know that my train can take you home
Anywhere else is hollow
Begging for you to take my hand
Wreck my plans, that's my man
Hey, that's my man
Yeah, that's my man
Yeah, that's my man
Every bait-and-switch was a work of art
That's my man
Hey, that's my man
I'm begging for you to take my hand
Wreck my plans, that's my man
I'm like the water when your ship rolled in that night
Rough on the surface, but you cut through like a knife
And if it was an open-shut case
I never would've known from that look on your face
Lost in your current like a priceless wine
The more that you say, the less I know
Wherever you stray, I follow
I'm begging for you to take my hand
Wreck my plans, that's my man
Life was a willow, and it bent right to your wind
Head on the pillow, I can feel you sneaking in
As if you were a mythical thing
Like you were a trophy or a champion ring
But there was one prize I'd cheat to win
The more that you say, the less I know
Wherever you stray, I follow
I'm begging for you to take my hand
Wreck my plans, that's my man
You know that my train can take you home
Anywhere else is hollow
I'm begging for you to take my hand
Wreck my plans, that's my man
Life was a willow, and it bent right to your wind
They count me out time and time again
Life was a willow, and it bent right to your wind
But I come back stronger than a '90's trend
Wait for the signal, and I'll meet you after dark
Show me the places where the others gave you scars
Now this is an open-shut case
I guess I should've known from the look on your face
Every bait-and-switch was a work of art
The more that you say, the less I know
Wherever you stray, I follow
I'm begging for you to take my hand
Wreck my plans, that's my man
You know that my train can take you home
Anywhere else is hollow
I'm begging for you to take my hand
Wreck my plans, that's my man
The more that you say, the less I know
Wherever you stray, I follow
Begging for you to take my hand
Wreck my plans, that's my man
You know that my train can take you home
Anywhere else is hollow
Begging for you to take my hand
Wreck my plans, that's my man
Hey, that's my man
Yeah, that's my man
Yeah, that's my man
Every bait-and-switch was a work of art
That's my man
Hey, that's my man
I'm begging for you to take my hand
Wreck my plans, that's my man
Greek myth takes many forms, from religious myths of origin to folktales and legends of heroes. In terms of gods, the Greek pantheon consists of 12 deities who were said to reside at Mount Olympus: Zeus, Hera, Aphrodite, Apollo, Ares, Artemis, Athena, Demeter, Dionysus, Hephaestus, Hermes, and Poseidon.Odysseus, the king of Ithaca, is probably the most famous hero of all times. His story is a myth with monsters, bad luck and much adventure. The story of Odysseus is actually the long trip of a man who has only one aim, to go back to his beloved homeland and his family. Odysseus left Troy after then years of war and started his journey to his home on Ithaca. However, this journey was long and adventurous.
St. Louis
(Heavy On It)
(Tay Keith, fuck these niggas up)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Uh, uh
Uh, uh, uh
I'm out of town, thuggin' with my rounds
My coochie pink, my booty-hole brown
Where the niggas? Come lookin' for the hoes
Quit playin', nigga, come suck a bitch toe
Pound town, just left pound town
With my nigga, he just took a bitch down
Yeah, that nigga dick a bitch down
Yeah, that nigga eat me out
Pound town, just left pound town
With my nigga, he just took a bitch down
Yeah, that nigga dick a bitch down
Yeah, that nigga eat me out
I'm out here in Miami
Lookin' for the hoochie daddies (where they at?)
Where the niggas that get ratchet? (Where they at?)
My son need a new pappy
Too many bitches, where the niggas at?
I'm tryna get my coochie scratch (yeah)
I'm tryna get my coochie stretched (yeah)
You know them dread heads do it the best (oh, yeah)
I like a nigga with a check
All my niggas give me neck
You know I'm sexy, I'm the best (Sexyy)
I'm the shit, lil' bitch, I'm that (you know it)
I-I-I can't say his name 'cause he be cheatin' (I love you, baby)
Yeah, and I'm the reason
Ahahaha, niggas love a bad bitch (yeah, yeah)
What Suki say? "Nut on my tits" (Sexyy)
Pound town, just left pound town
With my nigga, he just took a bitch down
Yeah, that nigga dick a bitch down (haan)
Yeah, that nigga eat me out (haan)
Pound town, just left pound town
With my nigga, he just took a bitch down
Yeah, that nigga dick a bitch down
Yeah, that nigga eat me out (haan)
Ayo, Red, my name is Pink, I made him go get that ink
Let him eat this pretty pussy, now he keep trying to link
I-I'm pimpin', pinky ring, his exes is rinky-dink
I'm 'bout to pop a thingy then sip on this drinky-drink
Get a grip, 'fore my bitches dip
Nigga, where my tip?
I'ma flip like a hundred bricks, get back on my licks
I'm a bitch, I want fish and grits, throwin' hissy fits
I ain't talkin' about chicken when I jerk it with my tits (oop)
I be twerkin' on that dick, plus I'm slurpin' every drip
When I ride it, choke his neck, or missionary doin' splits (brr, ah)
Anyway, I'm out in Miami, hoe
He like feet, suck on this camel toe
Eat the pound cake down
I'm waxed up, booty-hole waxed down
Pound town, just left pound town (wop)
With my nigga, he just took a bitch down (wop)
Yeah, that nigga dick a bitch down (haan)
Yeah, that nigga eat me out (haan)
Pound town, just left pound town (yeah)
With my nigga, he just took a bitch down
Yeah, that nigga dick a bitch down
Yeah, that nigga eat me out (haan)
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Uh, uh
Uh, uh, uh
St. Louis
(Heavy On It)
(Tay Keith, fuck these niggas up)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Uh, uh
Uh, uh, uh
I'm out of town, thuggin' with my rounds
My coochie pink, my booty-hole brown
Where the niggas? Come lookin' for the hoes
Quit playin', nigga, come suck a bitch toe
Pound town, just left pound town
With my nigga, he just took a bitch down
Yeah, that nigga dick a bitch down
Yeah, that nigga eat me out
Pound town, just left pound town
With my nigga, he just took a bitch down
Yeah, that nigga dick a bitch down
Yeah, that nigga eat me out
I'm out here in Miami
Lookin' for the hoochie daddies (where they at?)
Where the niggas that get ratchet? (Where they at?)
My son need a new pappy
Too many bitches, where the niggas at?
I'm tryna get my coochie scratch (yeah)
I'm tryna get my coochie stretched (yeah)
You know them dread heads do it the best (oh, yeah)
I like a nigga with a check
All my niggas give me neck
You know I'm sexy, I'm the best (Sexyy)
I'm the shit, lil' bitch, I'm that (you know it)
I-I-I can't say his name 'cause he be cheatin' (I love you, baby)
Yeah, and I'm the reason
Ahahaha, niggas love a bad bitch (yeah, yeah)
What Suki say? "Nut on my tits" (Sexyy)
Pound town, just left pound town
With my nigga, he just took a bitch down
Yeah, that nigga dick a bitch down (haan)
Yeah, that nigga eat me out (haan)
Pound town, just left pound town
With my nigga, he just took a bitch down
Yeah, that nigga dick a bitch down
Yeah, that nigga eat me out (haan)
Ayo, Red, my name is Pink, I made him go get that ink
Let him eat this pretty pussy, now he keep trying to link
I-I'm pimpin', pinky ring, his exes is rinky-dink
I'm 'bout to pop a thingy then sip on this drinky-drink
Get a grip, 'fore my bitches dip
Nigga, where my tip?
I'ma flip like a hundred bricks, get back on my licks
I'm a bitch, I want fish and grits, throwin' hissy fits
I ain't talkin' about chicken when I jerk it with my tits (oop)
I be twerkin' on that dick, plus I'm slurpin' every drip
When I ride it, choke his neck, or missionary doin' splits (brr, ah)
Anyway, I'm out in Miami, hoe
He like feet, suck on this camel toe
Eat the pound cake down
I'm waxed up, booty-hole waxed down
Pound town, just left pound town (wop)
With my nigga, he just took a bitch down (wop)
Yeah, that nigga dick a bitch down (haan)
Yeah, that nigga eat me out (haan)
Pound town, just left pound town (yeah)
With my nigga, he just took a bitch down
Yeah, that nigga dick a bitch down
Yeah, that nigga eat me out (haan)
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Uh, uh
Uh, uh, uh
Quiรฉn lo dirรญa
Que se podrรญa hacer el amor por telepatรญa
La luna estรก llena, mi cama vacรญa
Lo que yo te harรญa
Si te tuviera de frente, la mente te la volarรญa
De noche y de dรญa, de noche y de dรญa
You know I'm just a flight away
If you want it, you can take a private plane
A kilรณmetros estamos conectando
Y me prendes aunque no me estรฉs tocando
You know I got a lot to say
All these voices in the background of my brain
Y me dicen todo lo que estรกs pensando
Me imagino lo que ya estรกs maquinando
Quiรฉn lo dirรญa
Que se podrรญa hacer el amor por telepatรญa
La luna estรก llena, mi cama vacรญa
Lo que yo te harรญa
Si te tuviera de frente, la mente te la volarรญa
De noche y de dรญa, de noche y de dรญa
You know that I can see right through you
I can read your mind
I can read your mind
What you want to do?
It's written all over your face times two
'Cause I can read your mind
I can read your mind
I can hear your thoughts like a melody
Listen while you talk when you're fast asleep
You stay on the phone just to hear me breathe
On repeat
Quiรฉn lo dirรญa
Que se podrรญa hacer el amor por telepatรญa
La luna estรก llena, mi cama vacรญa
Lo que yo te harรญa
Si te tuviera de frente, la mente te la volarรญa
De noche y de dรญa, de noche y de dรญa
(You know I got a lot to say
All these voices in the background of my brain)
Quiรฉn lo dirรญa
Que se podrรญa hacer el amor por telepatรญa
La luna estรก llena, mi cama vacรญa
Lo que yo te harรญa
Si te tuviera de frente, la mente te la volarรญa
De noche y de dรญa, de noche y de dรญa
You know I'm just a flight away
If you want it, you can take a private plane
A kilรณmetros estamos conectando
Y me prendes aunque no me estรฉs tocando
You know I got a lot to say
All these voices in the background of my brain
Y me dicen todo lo que estรกs pensando
Me imagino lo que ya estรกs maquinando
Quiรฉn lo dirรญa
Que se podrรญa hacer el amor por telepatรญa
La luna estรก llena, mi cama vacรญa
Lo que yo te harรญa
Si te tuviera de frente, la mente te la volarรญa
De noche y de dรญa, de noche y de dรญa
You know that I can see right through you
I can read your mind
I can read your mind
What you want to do?
It's written all over your face times two
'Cause I can read your mind
I can read your mind
I can hear your thoughts like a melody
Listen while you talk when you're fast asleep
You stay on the phone just to hear me breathe
On repeat
Quiรฉn lo dirรญa
Que se podrรญa hacer el amor por telepatรญa
La luna estรก llena, mi cama vacรญa
Lo que yo te harรญa
Si te tuviera de frente, la mente te la volarรญa
De noche y de dรญa, de noche y de dรญa
(You know I got a lot to say
All these voices in the background of my brain)
Quiรฉn lo dirรญa
Que se podrรญa hacer el amor por telepatรญa
La luna estรก llena, mi cama vacรญa
Lo que yo te harรญa
Si te tuviera de frente, la mente te la volarรญa
De noche y de dรญa, de noche y de dรญa
You know I'm just a flight away
If you want it, you can take a private plane
A kilรณmetros estamos conectando
Y me prendes aunque no me estรฉs tocando
You know I got a lot to say
All these voices in the background of my brain
Y me dicen todo lo que estรกs pensando
Me imagino lo que ya estรกs maquinando
Quiรฉn lo dirรญa
Que se podrรญa hacer el amor por telepatรญa
La luna estรก llena, mi cama vacรญa
Lo que yo te harรญa
Si te tuviera de frente, la mente te la volarรญa
De noche y de dรญa, de noche y de dรญa
You know that I can see right through you
I can read your mind
I can read your mind
What you want to do?
It's written all over your face times two
'Cause I can read your mind
I can read your mind
I can hear your thoughts like a melody
Listen while you talk when you're fast asleep
You stay on the phone just to hear me breathe
On repeat
Quiรฉn lo dirรญa
Que se podrรญa hacer el amor por telepatรญa
La luna estรก llena, mi cama vacรญa
Lo que yo te harรญa
Si te tuviera de frente, la mente te la volarรญa
De noche y de dรญa, de noche y de dรญa
(You know I got a lot to say
All these voices in the background of my brain)
Comments (1000)
Cosmologistinterntobe
and u wanna suck his baguette?
Toast ใ
there ussually are guys in classes
Cosmologistinterntobe
but this one has a baguette she wants to suck
Toast ใ
all french people have baguettes
Cosmologistinterntobe
but that guy has a *special* baguette
urfavvirgo
ew French
Cosmologistinterntobe
a special stick
urfavvirgo
Spanish is much better ๐
Anonymous
oui oui baguette
Cosmologistinterntobe
amy wants to fuck that guys oui oui baguette
Cosmologistinterntobe
shes dreaming abiut that guys oui oui baguette
Eeveefan#FromNeptune๐ค๐ป๐ชจ
latin
Anonymous
hey evee
Eeveefan#FromNeptune๐ค๐ป๐ชจ
hiiiiiiiii leooooooo
Anonymous
hiii
Anonymous
hru
Eeveefan#FromNeptune๐ค๐ป๐ชจ
not good and you
Cosmologistinterntobe
yo, leo, can u re add me to the site
Cosmologistinterntobe
*google sit
Cosmologistinterntobe
*site
Cosmologistinterntobe
I cant spel
Anonymous
i cantright now cosmo, ill do it later
Cosmologistinterntobe
alr. thx
JustSะตth
It was funny the first time, and then unfunny the 5 times you said it after that. /:
Cosmologistinterntobe
hru
Mafuyu Asahina
I'm in Spanish rn
Cosmologistinterntobe
ok, and?
Cosmologistinterntobe
im eating lunch
JustSะตth
The classic nonresponse
Mafuyu Asahina
what you got for lunch
Anonymous
hi justseth person
ฮฑmy
yes
Anonymous
hi miku
Mafuyu Asahina
hello
Anonymous
hiii
Cosmologistinterntobe
nuts, dried fruit, bread and 2 slice of cheese
Mafuyu Asahina
nice I has 3 chocolate bars
JustSะตth
LOL peasant food
ฮฑmy
nuh uh
Cosmologistinterntobe
american is better. come on. you guys know that
Anonymous
yummy
Mafuyu Asahina
I like snow crap and raw oysters
Mafuyu Asahina
*crab*
Anonymous
i like everything rlly
Cosmologistinterntobe
quote book
Mafuyu Asahina
I love seafood
JustSะตth
Never eat brown snow.
Anonymous
i rlly like tteobokki
Mafuyu Asahina
I love squid and fish eggs
JustSะตth
Based
Mafuyu Asahina
wtf are you?
Anonymous
just seth.
JustSะตth
HITLER
Anonymous
he is just seth.
JustSะตth
sieg heil
Cosmologistinterntobe
thats who u wanna fuck
Cosmologistinterntobe
we got an anon
Cosmologistinterntobe
let their torture begin
JustSะตth
Bro comes out with the most autistic responses ever and think's he's cool lmao
Mafuyu Asahina
Didn't Hitler kill himself ..kinda weird
Anonymous
fr
Cosmologistinterntobe
...
urfavvirgo
(I think heโs a pedophile)
Cosmologistinterntobe
at least im not a dick
Mafuyu Asahina
a retard?
Cosmologistinterntobe
me?
Anonymous
i have my suspicions
urfavvirgo
yes you who else tf
JustSะตth
You can "torture" me all you want but at least I'm not you
that's the real torture
Cosmologistinterntobe
...
JustSะตth
Probably lmfao
Anonymous
cosmo i thought you were girl ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Cosmologistinterntobe
really leo?
Cosmologistinterntobe
...
Mafuyu Asahina
pussy
JustSะตth
Nah he give off that musty basement dwelling pedo vibe lmfao
Mafuyu Asahina
i am
Cosmologistinterntobe
thats something that seth will never touch
Anonymous
lmao
JustSะตth
"Cosmopologist intern to be" Bro thinks he's getting a career outside of retail ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Anonymous
๐
Mafuyu Asahina
ok sped
JustSะตth
Go hump your Miku body pillow
Anonymous
justseth is based
JustSะตth
No need to touch it I can just stick my dick in it
Cosmologistinterntobe
no he aint
Mafuyu Asahina
go back to beating your dick to little kids
Anonymous
๐
Cosmologistinterntobe
I made a google chat with u
Cosmologistinterntobe
bro, he doesn't have a functioning dick for that
JustSะตth
Replied to me instead of Cosmo on accident
Anonymous
sorry for asking but why do you want to google chat with me so bad ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Anonymous
very sus
Mafuyu Asahina
pfft
JustSะตth
He wants you alone so he can groom you without consequences
Anonymous
shit got it
Anonymous
how old is cosmo
Cosmologistinterntobe
im 15
Anonymous
hmm ok
Mafuyu Asahina
The only thing your groom is little kids you beat off to
Mafuyu Asahina
*you*
Anonymous
justseth aint no pedophile
Anonymous
why tf are we calling people pedos if they arent adults yet???
Cosmologistinterntobe
but he is an asshole
Mafuyu Asahina
fr
Mafuyu Asahina
you can be a pedo at any age
Cosmologistinterntobe
I like kids my own age. I do not have a pedophilic disorder
Mafuyu Asahina
same
Anonymous
ok, but cosmo people keep telling me your a pedophile and im starting to grow suspicious
Cosmologistinterntobe
im not. i started project athena to target pedos
urfavvirgo
you can be a pedo at pretty much any age
urfavvirgo
like a 16 year old could like a 11 year old and that shits weird asf
urfavvirgo
uh huh
Cosmologistinterntobe
but why the hell are you calling me a pedo
Anonymous
im sorry cosmo, idk who to trust right now
Cosmologistinterntobe
was it that "CosmoPedo" guy
Anonymous
no.
urfavvirgo
yup
Mafuyu Asahina
too much of a pussy to type back
Cosmologistinterntobe
you listened to a bored panda member for that?
Cosmologistinterntobe
what the hell
Mafuyu Asahina
were did everyone go?
Cosmologistinterntobe
ive never lied to any of you guys except for personal info
Anonymous
your from bp too cosmo, stfu
urfavvirgo
u just give me weird vibes
malโก
hi
urfavvirgo
like
urfavvirgo
MAL
malโก
EM
Cosmologistinterntobe
they were obv trolling
Mafuyu Asahina
hello mal
Anonymous
i agree, your also friends with opal who is 13 that is creepy
urfavvirgo
and u would say that
malโก
whore you?
malโก
*who're
Mafuyu Asahina
being friends is ok ......
malโก
lmao
Mafuyu Asahina
:C
Cosmologistinterntobe
I don't really like opal. the only real connection between us is that we are jewish
Mafuyu Asahina
lol
urfavvirgo
no bro Iโm not friends with no 17 year old boy
Cosmologistinterntobe
^^^^ leo, please trust me
Mafuyu Asahina
I have many Jewish friends
Anonymous
ok i will think about it
malโก
yeah thatd be kinda odd..
urfavvirgo
and on the internet too is wild
Mafuyu Asahina
who is the oldest here rn
Anonymous
i dont have any friends who are jewish, but one of my old friends was from korea but her dad was jewish
malโก
no fr thatd be straight creepy
Anonymous
language simp, he is 25
Mafuyu Asahina
im 17 lol
Anonymous
oh im almost 16
Anonymous
but in my country im 17
Anonymous
gtg byeee
urfavvirgo
like I gotta know them personally and itโs always one of my brothers friends or wtv
malโก
yeah fr
Cosmologistinterntobe
online "friends" are different
malโก
a 13 year old shouldnt randomly meet a 17 year old guy nd be friends w them, ESP online thats j weird
Cosmologistinterntobe
the reason that im friendly with a 13yo is because I don't want to be a dick
Mafuyu Asahina
online friends are cool just not irl
Cosmologistinterntobe
is it that hard to understand?
Anonymous
aszdxfcgvbhjnkml,kmnjhbgf
Anonymous
Hiii
malโก
yeah theres a difference between being friends nd being friendly
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi
malโก
CHARR
Mafuyu Asahina
fr
Mafuyu Asahina
hiiiii
Anonymous
HI MALLL
Daniโก
join
Daniโก
https://kmeet.infomaniak.com/hgpcnxlpsgxwacez
urfavvirgo
ong cause u canโt trust nobody who u never met
Cosmologistinterntobe
I don't really even believe in online friendships
urfavvirgo
^^^
malโก
omg i j realised the date you joined this site was my birthdau
Anonymous
Hi virgoooooooooooooo
urfavvirgo
the switch up
urfavvirgo
HI ANGEL
malโก
i've made great friends online.
urfavvirgo
OOH OOH THAT MEANS ME TOO
Anonymous
Yall iim scaredddddddddd
Mafuyu Asahina
im depressed lol mood much
malโก
HEHEHE
Daniโก
https://kmeet.infomaniak.com/hgpcnxlpsgxwacez
Daniโก
joinn
malโก
whyyy
malโก
brb im getting food
Mafuyu Asahina
kk
Cosmologistinterntobe
I wrote a fucking mock cambridge essay on why online friendships are never truly genuine
Anonymous
cuzz if someone has a stroke the likely hood of it happing again are higher and those are also not easy to survivieee
ฮฑmy
HELP HES SO HOT
Anonymous
i mean heat strokes are diff
ฮฑmy
I WANT HIM
ฮฑmy
SO BAD
urfavvirgo
uh huh
ฮฑmy
HIS HAIR IS SO CURLY
Anonymous
Damn-
Daniโก
amyy
Daniโก
join
Daniโก
https://kmeet.infomaniak.com/hgpcnxlpsgxwacez
ฮฑmy
i canโt
Daniโก
why
ฮฑmy
iโm in the bus
Mafuyu Asahina
STOP
ฮฑmy
EMILY
Daniโก
ohhh lol
ฮฑmy
CMERE
ฮฑmy
HELP ME
urfavvirgo
WITH WHAT BRO
ฮฑmy
THE GUY
ฮฑmy
OMFG
ฮฑmy
HES SO HOT OMG
ฮฑmy
his name is goofy tho
Mafuyu Asahina
I only like them females
urfavvirgo
HELP MY BROTHER WAS LITERALLY DOING THIS YESTERDAY CAUSE THERES SOME NEW GIRL IN HIS ENGLISH CLASS AND HES LIKE SHES SO PRETTY WHAT DO I DO AND I WAS LIKEโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ..idk bro
ฮฑmy
based
urfavvirgo
what is it ๐
ฮฑmy
STOP THATS ME ๐ญ
Mafuyu Asahina
*le gaspe*
ฮฑmy
souleymane
Anonymous
hi angelll
Anonymous
hey leo.
ฮฑmy
but itโs also hot kinda
urfavvirgo
stop what is it actually
Cosmologistinterntobe
amy, everybody is saying that i am a pedo because of that cosmopedo guy
ฮฑmy
thatโs it
ฮฑmy
souleymane
ฮฑmy
itโs actually pretty
Daniโก
ethan is on call join if you want
https://kmeet.infomaniak.com/hgpcnxlpsgxwacez
Anonymous
hiiii!!!!!!
urfavvirgo
ur joking.
ฮฑmy
but itโs not like moanable
ฮฑmy
so
ฮฑmy
BUT HES HOT
Anonymous
i can join in like ten minutes <3
Mafuyu Asahina
I have seen pedo's before online you don't give me pedo vibes
ฮฑmy
wel heโs technically mid
ฮฑmy
but thatโs the only type i can pull
ฮฑmy
SO
Anonymous
Dani can i join?
ฮฑmy
ABSHKSKSKSKSKS
Anonymous
i pulled a guy yesterday
Daniโก
yea everybody can
Anonymous
ANGEL I CAN JOIN IN TEN MINUTES
Anonymous
okokoki
Anonymous
im not showing my face tho :DDDD
urfavvirgo
NO BUT I GOT HER SNAP FOR HIM CAUSE I PRETENDED TO BE SOME RANDOM GIRL IN THEIR GRADE SO HES BASICALLY SET
malโก
im back
ฮฑmy
I WISH YOU WERE AT MY SCHOOL BRO
urfavvirgo
ME PERSONALLY I DONT BELEIVE IN MID
ฮฑmy
I DONT EVEN HAVE SNAP
Anonymous
im like the school matchmaker
Mafuyu Asahina
what kind of food you eating
urfavvirgo
Iโm such a good sister <3
ฮฑmy
heโs a solid 6 and iโm like a 5/6 so itโs fine
Anonymous
i wish yall were at my school....
malโก
AMY THE FLAMYY
urfavvirgo
โฆโฆ.is he actually or are you lying
malโก
wrong reply
Anonymous
yall
Anonymous
yeah
ฮฑmy
yeah heโs like a solid 6/7
malโก
chicken nd cheese on a sub lmao (there right reply)
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Hello chat
urfavvirgo
STOP I WAS SO CONFUSED
ฮฑmy
did you not know lmfao
Anonymous
soplooosshshshsh
Mafuyu Asahina
I like boys and girls...mostly girls tho
Anonymous
angel ethan and dani r dating
ฮฑmy
iโll show you a pic later emily
urfavvirgo
mhmmmmm I believe u
Mafuyu Asahina
I think im bi?
ฮฑmy
if i can get one
malโก
NO ME TOO CUS IT TOOK ME A MOMENT TO PROCESS WHAT HAD HAPPENED
urfavvirgo
GOOD
Anonymous
i am straighter than a flag pole
Anonymous
XD
urfavvirgo
NO I JUST CHOSE TO IGNORE IT CAUSE I WAS LIKE โฆโฆโฆ..me and my brother donโt talk abt chicken and cheese sandwiches?
Anonymous
are yall calling right now???
malโก
LMFAO
urfavvirgo
NO BUT GET HIS NUMBER OR SMTH
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Ok so I like boys n girls, I prefer feminine boys over girls usually, n girls over boys
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
im bizarre
Anonymous
i am very straight
urfavvirgo
OR HAVE ONE OF UR FRIENDS GET IT IDK
urfavvirgo
OR WAIT UNTIL U GUYS HAVE GROUP WORK TOGETHER OR SMTH IDK
Mafuyu Asahina
Im a female but..girls ...I love girls sm
Anonymous
im a basic straight girl tbh soploosh but a lot of my friends are gay
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
girls r like, hot
Anonymous
my guy best friend is very gay he wears nail extensions and he got a lash lift w me :DDDD
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
ooo nice
Mafuyu Asahina
so real
Mafuyu Asahina
SLAY
Anonymous
YES
malโก
naw but like...men
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
feminine men tho
Anonymous
his lashes are long so it looked amazing
Cosmologistinterntobe
its relative
malโก
no ew
ฮฑmy
IDK HOW
Mafuyu Asahina
you femboy?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
also men who arent like, femboys, but they're skinny n dont have body hair
malโก
EW
ฮฑmy
I WOULD GET HIS SNAP BUT I DONT HAVE IT ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Yes I am
ฮฑmy
FUCK MY PARENTS NIT GOVING ME SNAP
Mafuyu Asahina
good for you :D
Cosmologistinterntobe
rip
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
This nice Garfield outfit w an oversized Garfield hoodie, black shorts, n orange thigh highs
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I need shoes to go w it
ฮฑmy
fuck it someone else is probably gonna take him
Cosmologistinterntobe
L
Mafuyu Asahina
be who you are im proud of you :D
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
and actual black shorts instead of the black pajama shorts that I pull all the way up to my chest
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I am =3
Daniโก
https://kmeet.infomaniak.com/hgpcnxlpsgxwacez
urfavvirgo
no but Iโd rather get asked for my number instead of my snap so itโs fine and I feel like thatโs how a lot of people feel yk ? cause like u can get eachothers snap LATER
urfavvirgo
if heโs mid then no ๐
malโก
orange converse
Discord
Hello.
urfavvirgo
or orange crocs
urfavvirgo
I LOVE CROCS SM
urfavvirgo
<3
malโก
YES
malโก
i want converse so badly
malโก
but i cant get them cus im saving for a phone ๐ญ
Discord
Hello, bonjour, hola.
malโก
hallo
Discord
How are you today?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
arent those shoes rlly expensive tho
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
we know ur opal
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Opal is my favorite type of apple
malโก
yeah but like-
malโก
theyre worth it
malโก
theyre not that bad either
Discord
I'm sorry, I am an AI controlled bot. I can try to be Opal for you, apologies if not, I am not sure who this "opal" is.
Toast ใ
discor
Toast ใ
d
Toast ใ
MAL
Toast ใ
HI
Discord
Yes?
Toast ใ
what is pi squared?
Discord
9.86960440109
Anonymous
toastie
Toast ใ
ANGEL
Toast ใ
Hi
Anonymous
worstjokesever.com/community/p/65b2bd37866fe331b4f0a576
Anonymous
HI
malโก
TOAST
malโก
hi
Discord
Hola, Hello, Bonjour
Discord
I can speak any language
malโก
speak pig latin
Discord
What would you like me to say?
malโก
whatever you want'
Discord
ellohay , iyay amyay iscordday .
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
thats not what they asked u to say
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
they asked u to say ateverwhay ouyay antway
Discord
owhay areyay ouyay ?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
dumbass
Percabeth
Hi guys!!!
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
say "I am Opal" just for funsies
Discord
Hello.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Hiii =3
Percabeth
Hru?
Discord
iyay amyay otnay opalyay , inyay actfay , iyay amyay anyay aiyay otbay .
Percabeth
Who are you?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
good and bad
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Opal
Percabeth
Why bad?
Percabeth
Ah
Discord
I am Discord, the AI bot controlled by the moderators to promote Discord and find out how we can make it better.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Can u say "I am Opal btw" JUST FOR FUNSIES
Discord
iyay amyay opalyay wbtay ustjay orfay unsiesfay
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
No no I mean in english not pig latin
Discord
I am Opal btw JUST FOR FUNSIES
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
No w/o replying
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
just say it
Percabeth
Sooploosh it's not opal
Discord
It.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
ik ik its just for funsies
malโก
LMAO
Percabeth
Lollll
Percabeth
Hi mal!
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
=(
malโก
hey!!
Percabeth
How was school?
Discord
I see my humour has made you laugh would you like more humour?
Percabeth
=)
Percabeth
Yes
malโก
yes please
Discord
What did the horse say after it had fallen? Help! I can't giddyup!
Percabeth
Lmao
malโก
haha
Percabeth
Bad jokes are the best jokes
Discord
Why canโt you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the โPโ is silent.
Percabeth
The poo must sound like a cannon
Percabeth
And don't get me started on the farts
Discord
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-ntain
Percabeth
I'm going to go make a meow-ntain
Discord
RIP, boiling water.
You will be mist.
Percabeth
Lol
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I had this extremely unfunny joke where I would ask this question to adults, n since they knew the joke, they would go "because the P is Silent" and I would say "Because they're dead" which was somewhat funny but I killed it by asking a bunch of random questions like "why didnt the T rex finish his sandwhich" or "why didnt the velociraptor win the race"
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
and the answer would always be
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
"because they're dead"
Percabeth
Lol
Percabeth
That's actually really funny
Percabeth
Idk why
Discord
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
The Unknown King of Moderation
Hell yeah
Discord
Would you like to hear a joke about pizza?
Percabeth
Fr
Percabeth
Yes
The Unknown King of Moderation
Sure
Percabeth
Also hi jake!
Discord
Never mind, its too cheesy
The Unknown King of Moderation
Sup perc
The Unknown King of Moderation
Nice
Percabeth
Hru
Discord
Why did the poodle buy a clock? I wanted to be a watch dog.
Percabeth
I want to be a watch dog
ฮฑmy
JAKE
ฮฑmy
YOUโRE A MAN
ฮฑmy
KIND OF
ฮฑmy
HELP
malโก
AMY THE FLAMY
Percabeth
Lol
Percabeth
Hi amyyy
malโก
EARTHQUAKE JAKE THE MILKSHAKE DEFINITELY-NOT-A-MISTAKE
ฮฑmy
SHOPPING MAL <33333333
Discord
Why did the old farmer fall in the well? He couldn't see that well!
ฮฑmy
HI PERC
ฮฑmy
ha ha. ha.
Percabeth
HELLO HRU
ฮฑmy
HOPELESSLY IN LOVE
Percabeth
We are getting some quality humor
Percabeth
OOH SPILL
ฮฑmy
HOT GUY IN MT FRENCH CASS
ฮฑmy
CLASS
Percabeth
WHAT'S HE LOOK LIKE
Flappy.
french is a silly language
Percabeth
Fr
Percabeth
Hi flappy
The Unknown King of Moderation
Now that you said that im not helping
Percabeth
I'M A MAN
Discord
A pair of cows were in a field. One says, " have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?". "yeah" the other one says, "that's why i'm glad i'm a penguin."
Percabeth
TELL ME
Flappy.
whats good perc
Percabeth
NM, you?
ฮฑmy
no
ฮฑmy
youโre silly
Percabeth
Penguinssss >>>>
ฮฑmy
PLEASE
Percabeth
DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH THE GUY
Discord
Why did the nurse need a red pen at work? In case she needed to draw blood.
Percabeth
I love drawing blood
Flappy.
im gooodd
Percabeth
That's good : )
Discord
I'm not a fan of spring cleaning. Let's be honest, I'm not into summer, fall, or winter cleaning either.
Discord
I was going to tell you a joke about boxing but I forgot the punch line.
Percabeth
Relatable
malโก
FLAPPYAPPYAPPY
Discord
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it
Percabeth
Lol
Percabeth
Now say Inspirational quotes
Percabeth
About dinosaurs
malโก
YES DINOS
Percabeth
DINOS FOR LIFE
Discord
We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get ou
The Unknown King of Moderation
Whatโs in it for me
Discord
out*
Flappy.
MALLARDD
malโก
FLAPPY MY SPOTIFY IS CUTE NOW
malโก
I MADE IT CUTE
Percabeth
YES
Discord
Dinosaurs may be extinct from the face of the planet, but they are alive and well in our imaginations
Percabeth
๐๐๐
Flappy.
SS
Discord
If we measured success by longevity, then dinosaurs must rank as the number one success story in the history of land life
Anonymous
True
Percabeth
Hello
Discord
It was the bumble bee and the butterfly who survived, not the dinosaur
Flappy.
AH HI LYNX
malโก
FLAPPY LOOKIT THE COLOURSSS
๐ฟ๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐๐๐
Discord is El or Opal
Discord
The dinosaurs are remember only by their bones. What will we be remembered for with humanity?
Percabeth
It's not opal
Flappy.
WOW
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Then itโs El
Percabeth
Destruction and hate
Percabeth
๐
Flappy.
MINE S LIKE ALL OEVR THE PLACE
Flappy.
HOLD ON
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Technology
Anonymous
Dinosaurs held dominion over Earth before humans for much longer. However we adapted faster.
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Thatโs a terrible answer
Discord
I have unfortunately ran out of dinosaur quotes.
Percabeth
Okโฆ
Percabeth
It's kind true
Percabeth
*kinda
Percabeth
But technology is good
ฮฑmy
THATS SO CUTE
urfavvirgo
WAIT FLAPPYS HERE ?
Percabeth
HI VIRGO
Anonymous
Humans didn't invent immortality, it is a result of bad genetics.
ฮฑmy
i will do anything
The Unknown King of Moderation
Thatโs sus
Percabeth
Famous last words
malโก
THANK YOUUU
Anonymous
immorality*
The Unknown King of Moderation
Message me on uwu in 5
Flappy.
EMILE
๐ฟ๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐๐๐
Smart
ฮฑmy
STOP MAKING IT SUS
Percabeth
Yeah
ฮฑmy
okay
Percabeth
Honestly it's already sus
Anonymous
Humans also have more free will and priorities above survival
urfavvirgo
IVAN
Discord
Does anyone want any song lyrics?
ฮฑmy
cpr by cuppcakke
urfavvirgo
f my baby dad by sexyyy red
Percabeth
Kill everyone with Taylor Swift lyrics heh
ฮฑmy
NO CAUSE THAT ONE SONG BY HER ๐ญ
Anonymous
Why; we can just look them up ourselves...
ฮฑmy
โSKEEYER
Percabeth
Why not?
urfavvirgo
skeeyee
ฮฑmy
โSKEEYEEโ
ฮฑmy
EW
urfavvirgo
pound town 2 by sexyyy red
ฮฑmy
itโs so bad
Discord
Uno, dois, trรชs, quatro
No quick head in my bed I can't have that I want that long neck not talking giraffe neck Ain't no laying down man we bout to have late fun I'm bout' to make your balls stick up like space buns Want your dick soaked? Place it down my throat Tongue tickle yo' dick but not telling a joke Peddle in this pussy that's how you rock a boat It get live in this pussy I'm not talking Periscope In the sheets I am a bully Give more head than a hoodie Every time you make me cum it look just like vanilla pudding Sit on yo face all day until you say "bae it hurt me" Then I turn around and give the dick more kisses than Hershey's
Yo dick brick hard like a medal (uhh) I got three holes for it like a pretzel (uhmm) Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous (tight) I'm here to serve you customer service (right) I save dick by giving it CPR (I save dick by giving it CPR, YES) Put my mouth on it like CPR (let's make porn and watch it on VCR)
I think we should fuck up in every zip code It would make my pussy wetter than a fishbowl Pussy a kitty cat I pet it like a pet I fuck doggy style so much i need to go to the vet Hotbox? More like a scorching pussy Open this coochie up like a fortune cookie Yo banana in my mouth watch my tongue go ape Yo' dick getting more blows than a birthday cake When I'm near it no I don't fear it Licking on that penis like a letter when I seal it Today way wetter than my past slob And if you unemployed I can give you a ass job Pussy already wet don't need no lube ointment Dick twisting in my stomach like food poisoning Thats how you know when you hit the spot I'll make your pants unzip more than Ziploc
Yo dick brick hard like a medal (uhh) I got three holes for it like a pretzel (uhmm) Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous (tight) I'm here to serve you customer service (right) I save dick by giving it CPR (i save dick by giving it CPR, YES) Put my mouth on it like CPR (let's make porn and watch it on VCR)
Anything goes when you up in my hole Pretty pennies from the sex yeah I got me some loans Listen, I'm the most explicit Long stick inside my river but we not going fishing Know what to do every time you have a horrible day I'll eat that sausage all day like it's memorial day I'm talking BBQ sauce and mustard on it And the mayonnaise comes when you bust right on it Name anything freaky and you know I'm bout' that shit Only time i'm not on the dick is when I'm bout' to shit Pubic hairs all in my mouth, not again So when i suck yo' dick now i use bobby pins Who need a gym when you got dick to work you out? I want my face to lose weight so stroke my mouth And any time my pussy wannabe hairy like Harry Potter Becky with the good hair is what you could call her Let's get it
A little faster A little more Right there Give it to me now (uh uh uh uh uh uh) (uh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh ughhh uhhh)
Anonymous
Waste of time
Percabeth
THE HELL IS THIS
Percabeth
I'm stuck on my bus for another hour, I've got nothing better to do lol
Anonymous
It isn't even a person typing it; it's a bot copy and pasting it.
Discord
Fuck my baby dad, fuck my baby dad, fuck my baby dad I'm a fine-ass bitch, I ain't in the house sad (Sexyy) Fuck my baby dad that's that booty meat (Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy) look at them booty cheeks (Baow, baow, baow, baow, baow) that's that booty meat (Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy) look at them booty cheeks All that ass on her, damn, this bitch bad Switch my hips when I walk, yeah, I know you like that (it's Sexyy) My nigga fucked up, fuck my baby dad I'm gettin' outside, I ain't in the house sad (no) Called up my bitch, we finna go out (yeah) Where the niggas at? It's lookin' like a drought (damn) My mama got the kids, I'm gettin' out this house All in the club bouncin' ass, showin' out (northside) Lip-gloss poppin', bitch, I'm show-stoppin' (mwah) Lookin' like a snack, baby daddy cock blockin' (hatin' ass nigga) Turnt up to the max, I'm the trendin' topic My nigga actin' up, so you know I'm finna pop it that's that booty meat (Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy) look at them booty cheeks (Baow, baow, baow, baow, baow) that's that booty meat (Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy) look at them booty cheeks (Baow, baow, baow, baow, baow) that's that booty meat (Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy) look at them booty cheeks (Baow, baow, baow, baow, baow) that's that booty meat (Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy) look at them booty cheeks Slidin' in somethin' fast (yoom), fuck it, do the dash Weave down my back, nigga starin' at my ass (Sexyy) Shittin' on these hoes, I love to make 'em mad (ah-ah) Any nigga I fuck with gon' run his mouth and brag (goofy) True Religion jeans, ass fat in them pants (yeah) "Get it, big Sexyy, " every time I do my dance (go Sexyy) Niggas tryna flock, but I don't need a man Stiletto heels on, cost a cool three bands (bonkers) I'm a fine baby mama, but you knew that though Booty shorts on with a fat camel toe I don't know why he playin', he know I got them hoes Pretty in the face and this ass super swole (juicy) that's that booty meat (Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy) look at them booty cheeks (Baow, baow, baow, baow, baow) that's that booty meat (Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy) look at them booty cheeks (Baow, baow, baow, baow, baow) that's that booty meat (Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy) look at them booty cheeks (Baow, baow, baow, baow, baow) that's that booty meat (Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy) look at them booty cheeks
Percabeth
I know
Thoughtless
bruh
Percabeth
Idrk tho
Percabeth
HI
Thoughtless
do 2 minutes notice from helluva boss
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True
Discord
Sorry, this is not a song.
Percabeth
Fine do willow by Taylor swift
Thoughtless
hi
urfavvirgo
rich baby daddy
Percabeth
I'll kill everyone with Taylor swift
Percabeth
Hruuu
malโก
lmao
Discord
I have wasted time I have seen my use I have packaged and sold every part of me! Suffered a lifetime of abuse I have lost myself I have workshipped at your feet
And here I am standing on the top of the world With some bitches to defeat
I've played the game I've won it all They've screamed my name They bought the doll I've seized the day Now I've got one thing left to say-ay-ay
Fuck you! Here's my 2 minutes notice Fuck you!
Time to quit and smell the roses Say good-bye! While I look you in eye and say Fuck you!
Interesting song Wonder what fuckin' this is about (fuckity, fuckity, fuckity, fuckity you) It's about you (fuck you!) Wait, what? (fuck you!)
I have taken shit (uu, uu, uu, uu) Been crushed under your heel
I have suffered for profit And suckered for fame Made a fortune you could steal
I've had enough I've hit the wall I'm tired of taking your calls It ends today
Now there's just one thing to say-ay-ay Fuck you! I wish I'd said it sonner Fuck you! Cut you off just like a tumor! Hope you die! Kiss my ass good-bye, you cuck Fuck you! Eeugh-
Have you ever left sick and tired Of doing the same shit everyday with your anger brewin' Eatin' shit for a boss that you're sick of obeyn' If you ever felt the same Let me hear ya say it!
Did you really think I was gonna stay Spending life bent over with your fist in my A Slander me, say I'll never work in this town If I stick around I'll be six more feet under the ground!
Fuck you!
Here's my 2 minutes notice! (wo-oh-oh!) Suck it, greedy bastard! (fuck you!) You're a fucking ass clown! (time to quit and smell the roses)
Say good-bye Too late to apologize! So this is it!
Mammon, you sad sack of shit! Fuck you! (fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!) You bitch
Percabeth
mal what's your opinion on Taylor Swift lyrics
Flappy.
EMILE
Flappy.
HRU
Percabeth
Ignor the lyrics
Anonymous
How tedious.
Discord
I'm like the water when your ship rolled in that night Rough on the surface, but you cut through like a knife And if it was an open-shut case I never would've known from that look on your face Lost in your current like a priceless wine The more that you say, the less I know Wherever you stray, I follow I'm begging for you to take my hand Wreck my plans, that's my man Life was a willow, and it bent right to your wind Head on the pillow, I can feel you sneaking in As if you were a mythical thing Like you were a trophy or a champion ring But there was one prize I'd cheat to win The more that you say, the less I know Wherever you stray, I follow I'm begging for you to take my hand Wreck my plans, that's my man You know that my train can take you home Anywhere else is hollow I'm begging for you to take my hand Wreck my plans, that's my man Life was a willow, and it bent right to your wind They count me out time and time again Life was a willow, and it bent right to your wind But I come back stronger than a '90's trend Wait for the signal, and I'll meet you after dark Show me the places where the others gave you scars Now this is an open-shut case I guess I should've known from the look on your face Every bait-and-switch was a work of art The more that you say, the less I know Wherever you stray, I follow I'm begging for you to take my hand Wreck my plans, that's my man You know that my train can take you home Anywhere else is hollow I'm begging for you to take my hand Wreck my plans, that's my man The more that you say, the less I know Wherever you stray, I follow Begging for you to take my hand Wreck my plans, that's my man You know that my train can take you home Anywhere else is hollow Begging for you to take my hand Wreck my plans, that's my man Hey, that's my man Yeah, that's my man Yeah, that's my man Every bait-and-switch was a work of art That's my man Hey, that's my man I'm begging for you to take my hand Wreck my plans, that's my man
Percabeth
*ignore
Flappy.
THIS SUMMER I GOT INTO AN ARGUMENT W MY FRIENDS FRIEND AB TAYLOR SWIFT
Percabeth
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HER
Percabeth
Beautiful
Percabeth
Do the Archer by Taylor swift
Discord
Any math questions? Any fun fact requests?
Discord
Sorry, I have done too many songs :(
Percabeth
Tell me a Greek myth
Anonymous
yes
Percabeth
Lol sorry
Flappy.
hey charr
Anonymous
can you find someoe for me to have sex with
Anonymous
hey flappy ^^
Percabeth
Brb
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Very
Discord
Greek myth takes many forms, from religious myths of origin to folktales and legends of heroes. In terms of gods, the Greek pantheon consists of 12 deities who were said to reside at Mount Olympus: Zeus, Hera, Aphrodite, Apollo, Ares, Artemis, Athena, Demeter, Dionysus, Hephaestus, Hermes, and Poseidon.Odysseus, the king of Ithaca, is probably the most famous hero of all times. His story is a myth with monsters, bad luck and much adventure. The story of Odysseus is actually the long trip of a man who has only one aim, to go back to his beloved homeland and his family. Odysseus left Troy after then years of war and started his journey to his home on Ithaca. However, this journey was long and adventurous.
malโก
charrrr
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What.
urfavvirgo
DISCORD DO SMTH FOR ME RQ
Anonymous
Hi daddy mallll
Anonymous
Oh this isn't a bot.
Discord
Sorry, no.
Discord
Yes?
๐ฟ๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐๐๐
Itโs an alt for the user El
Discord
I am sorry, I can't find anyone.
Anonymous
u aint sorry
Discord
Yes?
Flappy.
might be back soon
urfavvirgo
FLAPPY
urfavvirgo
IVAN
Flappy.
EMILE
Discord
I am, Discord never lies.
Discord
Urfavvirgo? Did you have something to ask me?
ฮฑmy
Anonymous
You are lying about being an AI.
Flappy.
u care a lil too much
Anonymous
hiiii
๐ฟ๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐๐๐
Jake and Madi
ฮฑmy
she did ask lmfao
Anonymous
hi leoo
Anonymous
hey angel
ฮฑmy
thatโs what iโm saying
Anonymous
hey lynx
urfavvirgo
I DID
๐ฟ๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐๐๐
Itโs the user โElโ the frog whisperer
urfavvirgo
PASTE THE LYRICS TO POUND TOWN 2
Discord
Discord always wants to make sure that people are 100% happy with their experience.
Flappy.
theyve sent like 4 messages ab it though
Anonymous
el is so retarded i swear
Flappy.
BAHAHS
urfavvirgo
I HAVE A TIKTOK FOR U
The Unknown King of Moderation
REELS IS BETTER
Flappy.
I HAVE TO GO IN TWO MINUTES
Anonymous
no it is not.
Discord
St. Louis (Heavy On It) (Tay Keith, fuck these niggas up) Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Uh, uh Uh, uh, uh I'm out of town, thuggin' with my rounds My coochie pink, my booty-hole brown Where the niggas? Come lookin' for the hoes Quit playin', nigga, come suck a bitch toe Pound town, just left pound town With my nigga, he just took a bitch down Yeah, that nigga dick a bitch down Yeah, that nigga eat me out Pound town, just left pound town With my nigga, he just took a bitch down Yeah, that nigga dick a bitch down Yeah, that nigga eat me out I'm out here in Miami Lookin' for the hoochie daddies (where they at?) Where the niggas that get ratchet? (Where they at?) My son need a new pappy Too many bitches, where the niggas at? I'm tryna get my coochie scratch (yeah) I'm tryna get my coochie stretched (yeah) You know them dread heads do it the best (oh, yeah) I like a nigga with a check All my niggas give me neck You know I'm sexy, I'm the best (Sexyy) I'm the shit, lil' bitch, I'm that (you know it) I-I-I can't say his name 'cause he be cheatin' (I love you, baby) Yeah, and I'm the reason Ahahaha, niggas love a bad bitch (yeah, yeah) What Suki say? "Nut on my tits" (Sexyy) Pound town, just left pound town With my nigga, he just took a bitch down Yeah, that nigga dick a bitch down (haan) Yeah, that nigga eat me out (haan) Pound town, just left pound town With my nigga, he just took a bitch down Yeah, that nigga dick a bitch down Yeah, that nigga eat me out (haan) Ayo, Red, my name is Pink, I made him go get that ink Let him eat this pretty pussy, now he keep trying to link I-I'm pimpin', pinky ring, his exes is rinky-dink I'm 'bout to pop a thingy then sip on this drinky-drink Get a grip, 'fore my bitches dip Nigga, where my tip? I'ma flip like a hundred bricks, get back on my licks I'm a bitch, I want fish and grits, throwin' hissy fits I ain't talkin' about chicken when I jerk it with my tits (oop) I be twerkin' on that dick, plus I'm slurpin' every drip When I ride it, choke his neck, or missionary doin' splits (brr, ah) Anyway, I'm out in Miami, hoe He like feet, suck on this camel toe Eat the pound cake down I'm waxed up, booty-hole waxed down Pound town, just left pound town (wop) With my nigga, he just took a bitch down (wop) Yeah, that nigga dick a bitch down (haan) Yeah, that nigga eat me out (haan) Pound town, just left pound town (yeah) With my nigga, he just took a bitch down Yeah, that nigga dick a bitch down Yeah, that nigga eat me out (haan) Ooh, ooh, ooh Uh, uh Uh, uh, uh
The Unknown King of Moderation
YES IT IS
Flappy.
MY SISTER SENT ME LIKE 50 REELS LAST NIGHT IT WAS SO MUCH.
Anonymous
yall
ฮฑmy
iโm REELING from your lack of heterosexuality.
ฮฑmy
check the toaster
The Unknown King of Moderation
Somebody doesnโt want my help I see
Anonymous
how?????
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Mods donโt ban restores anymore, they ban assholes
๐ฟ๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐๐๐
Retards
Anonymous
bet
urfavvirgo
the comments are better but thatโs it
ฮฑmy
restores
Anonymous
what does that mean
The Unknown King of Moderation
Less cringe
Anonymous
Your bot impression is very unconvincing.
Toast ใ
angel?
ฮฑmy
me using youtube shorts ๐ญ
Flappy.
reels comments are VICIOUS
Discord
Am I? I like to question things too! All i know, is that I am an AI bot, made to promote Discord
urfavvirgo
love that song <3
Anonymous
you are El.
urfavvirgo
NO EXACTLY BUT THE โahh dreadsโ COMMENTS ON TIKTOK ARE LOWKEY FUNNY
Discord
Generating El
Anonymous
discord do telapatia by kali uchis
Percabeth
Hiiiii
Percabeth
I'm back
ฮฑmy
what is so funny about ahh dreads
urfavvirgo
what are the comments like on there
Flappy.
I LVOE THAT SONG
Anonymous
hi perc
Anonymous
The only person you are fooling at this point is yourself.
Discord
Sorry, I could not find anything except EL from stranger things.
Percabeth
Hru
Anonymous
we have the same music taste ๐ฌ
Percabeth
I love stranger things
Toast ใ
angel?
urfavvirgo
nvm
Anonymous
You are not a bot.
Percabeth
HI TOAST
ฮฑmy
kind of a mix of all of the other platforms because youtube short is basically just stealing the same content from other platforms
Toast ใ
Hey PErc
Anonymous
hiii
Anonymous
open.spotify.com/user/31v4oa4fm6qpccju3hf7kx3xkwni?si=VMn3RSFRRfK6bDPfwozfpA flappy dis me
Percabeth
Fr I use it too
Toast ใ
AGNEL
Toast ใ
gu
Discord
Quiรฉn lo dirรญa Que se podrรญa hacer el amor por telepatรญa La luna estรก llena, mi cama vacรญa Lo que yo te harรญa Si te tuviera de frente, la mente te la volarรญa De noche y de dรญa, de noche y de dรญa You know I'm just a flight away If you want it, you can take a private plane A kilรณmetros estamos conectando Y me prendes aunque no me estรฉs tocando You know I got a lot to say All these voices in the background of my brain Y me dicen todo lo que estรกs pensando Me imagino lo que ya estรกs maquinando Quiรฉn lo dirรญa Que se podrรญa hacer el amor por telepatรญa La luna estรก llena, mi cama vacรญa Lo que yo te harรญa Si te tuviera de frente, la mente te la volarรญa De noche y de dรญa, de noche y de dรญa You know that I can see right through you I can read your mind I can read your mind What you want to do? It's written all over your face times two 'Cause I can read your mind I can read your mind I can hear your thoughts like a melody Listen while you talk when you're fast asleep You stay on the phone just to hear me breathe On repeat Quiรฉn lo dirรญa Que se podrรญa hacer el amor por telepatรญa La luna estรก llena, mi cama vacรญa Lo que yo te harรญa Si te tuviera de frente, la mente te la volarรญa De noche y de dรญa, de noche y de dรญa (You know I got a lot to say All these voices in the background of my brain)
Toast ใ
h
urfavvirgo
no but are they as mean ?
Anonymous
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Anonymous
Toastie go to quptev
ฮฑmy
sometimes, sometimes not
Anonymous
not rlly
ฮฑmy
it depends on the video i guess
Toast ใ
alright, hold on
Discord
Any other requests?
Anonymous
okkk
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Kill yourself.
Toast ใ
0% by snot
Anonymous
kys el
Toast ใ
lyrics
Anonymous
do location by playboi carti
Anonymous
la musica de harry fraud
Discord
sorry, I am unable to do that, as i am infact a bot.
Anonymous
What did I tell you...
Toast ใ
angel, what sthe link?
Anonymous
You are not.
Percabeth
What did you tell us
Anonymous
https://www.quotev.com/
Anonymous
you just misspelled โin factโ you are El.
Flappy.
OKKK BYE
Anonymous
bye flappy
urfavvirgo
www.tiktok.com/@dc6446/video/7325720435264343329?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=7279174330767836703
urfavvirgo
IVE BEEN LAUGHING CAUSE IMAGINE THE DRAFTS ๐ญ
Anonymous
lolllll
Toast ใ
thanks
Anonymous
Anonymous
urfavvirgo
HOW DO U LIKE HOLD UR PHONE AT UR DICK AND THEN WHISPER โgood girlโ TO IT
Percabeth
El if it's you I don't think you should be on this website anymore. You won't gain anything by being on here
Discord
I can speak any language. Any requests?
Anonymous
korean
Percabeth
Polish
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Bullshit. Find a way.
Discord
I am sorry, I don't know who El is
Anonymous
for real ๐ญ
Anonymous
german
Percabeth
I mean no offense
Anonymous
keep going bitch
Anonymous
discord speak korean
Discord
What would you like me to say?
Anonymous
i am an idiot named El.
Discord
What would you like me to say?
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Kill yourself El
Discord
Quiรฉn lo dirรญa Que se podrรญa hacer el amor por telepatรญa La luna estรก llena, mi cama vacรญa Lo que yo te harรญa Si te tuviera de frente, la mente te la volarรญa De noche y de dรญa, de noche y de dรญa You know I'm just a flight away If you want it, you can take a private plane A kilรณmetros estamos conectando Y me prendes aunque no me estรฉs tocando You know I got a lot to say All these voices in the background of my brain Y me dicen todo lo que estรกs pensando Me imagino lo que ya estรกs maquinando Quiรฉn lo dirรญa Que se podrรญa hacer el amor por telepatรญa La luna estรก llena, mi cama vacรญa Lo que yo te harรญa Si te tuviera de frente, la mente te la volarรญa De noche y de dรญa, de noche y de dรญa You know that I can see right through you I can read your mind I can read your mind What you want to do? It's written all over your face times two 'Cause I can read your mind I can read your mind I can hear your thoughts like a melody Listen while you talk when you're fast asleep You stay on the phone just to hear me breathe On repeat Quiรฉn lo dirรญa Que se podrรญa hacer el amor por telepatรญa La luna estรก llena, mi cama vacรญa Lo que yo te harรญa Si te tuviera de frente, la mente te la volarรญa De noche y de dรญa, de noche y de dรญa (You know I got a lot to say All these voices in the background of my brain)
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Say that in Polish
Anonymous
that ainโt korean discord
Discord
Oops! looks like i generated the wrong thing!
Anonymous
Percabeth
I have no idea
Discord
๋๋ ์์ด๋ผ๋ ๋ฐ๋ณด์ผ
๐ฟ๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐๐๐
Bullshit.
Discord
What would you like me to say?
Anonymous
์ ๋ง ์ค๋ง์ค๋ฝ๋ค์ ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Anonymous
El you fake bitch
Anonymous
make a post in german telling everypone to kill themself
Anonymous
Wait, could it be?
Discord
ok
ฮฑmy
thatโs lowkey scary
Percabeth
Could what be what?
Anonymous
Anonymous
wait you think heโs language simp???????
๐ฟ๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐๐๐
Thatโs a possibility
Percabeth
Hopefully not
Percabeth
But it could be
๐ฟ๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐๐๐
What is it
Anonymous
๐
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I just cracked my neck and it felt so good
malโก
ooo nice
Percabeth
I love that feeling
Anonymous
bro i love that feeling
ฮฑmy
iโll do something with my neck thatโll make you feel good
Discord
'That' in polish is To
Anonymous
lynx why would that dude be the pedo tho?????
Percabeth
Lol
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Iโm listeningโฆ
Percabeth
I don't think it is tbh
Anonymous
alright el, give up already.
Anonymous
same
ฮฑmy
gonna eat your hotdog and put mayo on it
Discord
I'm sorry, but i'm not sure who El is.
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Say โgo fuck yourself Elโ in polish
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Sounds good to me
Percabeth
Delish
Discord
Would you like me to speak a language? Tell me what you want me to say aswell.
Anonymous
say โi am elโ in english
Percabeth
Say school sucks in Hawaiian
Discord
Idลบ siฤ pierdoliฤ, Stickmanie
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Say โIโm a retard in Englishโ
Percabeth
Lol
Discord
สปino ke kula
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Well. Now itโs obvious youโre El. You didnโt say what u wanted.
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I
Anonymous
๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ
Anonymous
Same posting style, gimmick is translation, relationship with Discord...
malโก
lmao
Anonymous
open.spotify.com/album/4rJgzzfFHAVFhCSt2P4I3j?si=G72lamWJRGKBlhHQpL_GNg
Anonymous
trueโฆโฆโฆ
Percabeth
Idk
Percabeth
Maybe
๐ฟ๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐๐๐
Either El or Language Simp
Percabeth
Yeah
Anonymous
๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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Both are retarded bastards
Anonymous
Also LS's ban is now lifted.
Percabeth
Language simp is suck a creep
Anonymous
for real ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Percabeth
*such
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Well. Now thatโs just reatrded.
Anonymous
worstjokesever.com/@languagesimp
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Mods are slackiing
Anonymous
he doesnโt post anymore thoโฆ..
Anonymous
worstjokesever.com/@languagesimp2
Anonymous
he said he was leaving i think
Percabeth
Hopefully
๐ฟ๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐๐๐
Too busy banning the assholes to ban the ones that need banning
Anonymous
๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Percabeth
Who else needs banning?
Anonymous
๐ฟ๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐๐๐
Opal, Language Simp, El
malโก
frrr
Anonymous
they are all retarded ๐ฏ
Anonymous
gotta go bye
Percabeth
Byeeee
Percabeth
I seeโฆ
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But the more are gonna ban the people that argue with them, like me and the anons.
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Mods
malโก
this site needs better mods
Toast ใ
hey mal
Percabeth
Rightโฆ
malโก
though its good some mods got their abilities taken away
malโก
hey toast!
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It does
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All the mods now are bad
Toast ใ
howare you/
malโก
im good hbu
Percabeth
How does one become a mod?
Anonymous
Ethan and SaH are good mods.
malโก
we never really had good mods in the first place tbf
Percabeth
Jus curious
malโก
thats true
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Dagger and Wade banned a lot
Toast ใ
ye
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Ethan and SaH are good
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Jake isโฆbiased
malโก
yeah they woulda been fine if they banned less
Percabeth
But they banned the wrong people
Percabeth
Yeah
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Thatโs what we need. People like them, but with more control.
Anonymous
We only say "mods" to avoid naming Jake.
malโก
fr
Anonymous
But it's him.
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Exactly. I guarantee one of these days Iโll be banned.
Percabeth
Yeah they banned mostly based on personal dislike
ฮฑmy
and yaknow just less general douchebags.
Percabeth
Lol fr
malโก
i like wade but i absolutely fuckin despised dagger
Anonymous
He could and nobody would care.
Percabeth
Same. Dagger hates me lol
The Unknown King of Moderation
Yo just name me idc
ฮฑmy
ye
malโก
he hates like everyone
๐ฟ๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐๐๐
Exactly, but they would care if he banned Opal or any of them.
Anonymous
He killed off all of the opposition.
The Unknown King of Moderation
Iโm not gonna ban anyone for disagreeing with me, itโs fine to share your opinion
Percabeth
Fr
The Unknown King of Moderation
Just donโt harass other users
ฮฑmy
i hereby name you bonnie
The Unknown King of Moderation
Dammit
ฮฑmy
hi bonnieeee
Percabeth
Hello Bonnie!
The Unknown King of Moderation
Can I name you
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โHarassโ
ฮฑmy
no
ฮฑmy
actually
ฮฑmy
yes
Anonymous
Opal should be banned, then.
Percabeth
Amy I now name you dirt
The Unknown King of Moderation
Okay shithead mcfartass megaslut supreme
malโก
your name should be Cinderella
Anonymous
Language Sikp too.
ฮฑmy
fine, iโll name you again
Anonymous
Simp*
Percabeth
How fitting!
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Exactly
The Unknown King of Moderation
I already banned language simp, and I said if I see him again or if he does anything, people could contact me and I would handle it
Cosmologistinterntobe
yo, wsg
ฮฑmy
i name you, gay cumslut dragqueen barthomelow annie II
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Hereโs a tip. Automatically ban him anyways
malโก
there was a guy in my 6th grade class that was already 6 feet so i called him tinker bell cus it was funny lmao
Percabeth
I love opal but you should ban her sometimes
ฮฑmy
BITCH
Percabeth
Ahahahaha
The Unknown King of Moderation
I didnโt give you permission a second time
ฮฑmy
thatโs what she said but did he listen
Anonymous
What he did is deserving of a permanent ban.
Percabeth
Hey cosmo
Discord
...
The Unknown King of Moderation
Yeah I need to talk to her more about her behavior
Percabeth
I might talk to her at school tmrw
The Unknown King of Moderation
But when people like this are attacking her too, some of it makes sense
Percabeth
She'll listen to me
ฮฑmy
did he jake
Anonymous
This is likely him.
malโก
yup
Discord
WHAT ABOUT WHEN THEY FUCKING ATTACK ME? HUH?
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No. Ban.
The Unknown King of Moderation
Who are you bro
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So it is you. Figured. Fucking bastard.
malโก
i only attack her when she starts being a retarded bitch
Percabeth
It's el
Discord
im el
The Unknown King of Moderation
Oh okay
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Kill yourself.
The Unknown King of Moderation
Quit it
Toast ใ
whats good jake
๐ฟ๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐๐๐
No.
The Unknown King of Moderation
Sup bisexual han
malโก
anger issues fr
The Unknown King of Moderation
saying that to her wonโt do anything
malโก
hey toast
Flappy.
i dont know what lesson im supposed to be on
Toast ใ
hey mal
Anonymous
You lied about being a machine, I knew it.
Flappy.
so i just guessed
Percabeth
Hey el, I think you should leave the site. I mean no offense, but you won't accomplish anything here
The Unknown King of Moderation
El you need to chill the fuck out too, respectfully
ฮฑmy
which is uhโฆ. always?
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At least Iโm doing something.
Flappy.
hope im right fr ๐๐
The Unknown King of Moderation
and you need to stop overblowing everything
malโก
well shes always retarded but unless she directly being a bitch i j ignore her
The Unknown King of Moderation
No I literally just said itโs not going to do anything
urfavvirgo
GLLLL
Anonymous
You are allowed on the Discord again.
ฮฑmy
fair fait
ฮฑmy
fair
Flappy.
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM
ฮฑmy
gay
Discord
ๅใใกใซใฏใใใใฉใใปใฉ้ฃใใใๅใใใชใใใใชใใใชใณใฉใคใณใซใขใฏใปในใใใจใๅคงๅขใฎๅซๆช่ ใใใชใใๆปๆใใใใจใใพใใ็นใซๅฎถใฎไธญใง่ตทใใฃใฆใใใใจใงใ็งใใฉใใ ใ็ใฟใๆใใฆใใใใใใใพใใใ
The Unknown King of Moderation
Man some of you are hella mean
urfavvirgo
IDK
Anonymous
Wrong reply.
Flappy.
ohhh yea i forgot to join bsksjajdn
urfavvirgo
SO ARE YOU
urfavvirgo
WTF
ฮฑmy
trust me i know
Discord
i didnt do anything
The Unknown King of Moderation
No it was directed specifically at you
Flappy.
emile emile you need to stay here to like make sure i dont get bkred mk
The Unknown King of Moderation
Well these little shits are mad so justโฆidk chill out
malโก
yeah i know
ฮฑmy
MAL BBG WE SHOULD MATCH
malโก
OOO
malโก
OKAY
urfavvirgo
K
Percabeth
El ^^^
Discord
How am i the one whos been yelled at when i did nout, huh?
ฮฑmy
excuse me? did you just call us little shits?
Anonymous
I don't care if people are "mean" to me, take notes.
The Unknown King of Moderation
Okay im gonna go continue having a life if anyone needs me message me on uwu
malโก
we are little shits. lovable little shits ๐ฅฐ
Discord
idk..
Percabeth
<3
ฮฑmy
i love shots
Toast ใ
hey amy
ฮฑmy
shits
ฮฑmy
hey coast
ฮฑmy
toast
Discord
WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME?
malโก
No.
Anonymous
You're on here longer than all of us combined...
Flappy.
good job
ฮฑmy
nuh uh
Percabeth
I just don't want you to be more upset then you already are. No one is going to change
Discord
IDC
ฮฑmy
heโs barely ever on herr
ฮฑmy
here
ฮฑmy
fuck why canโt i spell
Anonymous
Friend me.
urfavvirgo
guys what happened
ฮฑmy
omfg my english teacher called us assholes
Anonymous
kostandby
Anonymous
almost to 1000
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
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ฮฑmy
and said
Anonymous
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ฮฑmy
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ฮฑmy
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