Guess Who's Back

Welcome back

Who u?

Better than u

Uh that’s not true

Yea it is

Anybody that uses “TwT” ain’t better

I've been here longer

Ok? And your point

That means I'm better

It doesn’t, but if you wanna be an egotistical fucknugget then you do you

wat

im just better

Nuh uh, I got 9 million power in Rise of Kingdoms

that is better

Facts

Uhh ok wtevr

Ok, I think we got off on the wrong foot

lol

Hi there, I’m Deadpool, my friends call me Wade and sorry for coming off as an asshole

Bro

I just found out about the compy and the baby scene from the Jurassic Park book

wsg

Hi nate

...where

Tiktok

bet

Autism = Tiktok

Y'know those little green raptor looking things

Wade=dumbass

In the book it describes in vivid detail of how they got in through an open window and started eating a newborn baby alive

that's yeah

TikTok=Returded

Bro the book sounds way more graphic than the movies

TikTok = happy

What's ur problem with tiktok

Tiktok=dopamine

Just use yt shorts bro

Oh my god

Your actually a YouTube shorts kid

Over TikTok? In a heartbeat

You sound like that one sped kid in my ss class

Bro I ain’t never getting tiktok

but on tiktok I usually just troll lives and shit

"no tiktok

"YT shorts is better"

Nobody told you to get tiktok

fr

The only reason I’d MAYBE get tiktok is if my girlfriend tells me to

No way you have a girlfriend

lol

Bro I'm at Disney rn

So many women have fat asses here

damn lucky

Disneyland or Disneyworld

World

Oh sick I’ve only been to Land

👀

I e only been to land

I've been trying not to stare

I've developed a recent obsession with ass

Stare subtly

ur trying not to I'm trying too

shit I need to stop

Based

Bro there was a lady in a tight neone orange outfit

Wait wade??

I'm u

Gy-gy-gyatt

damn

Yesssir

Saywhatnow?

It's deprees

Depreeso*

y'all I'm tryna go to Disney with krissy

Expresso??

Lol

Depresso*

just to stare at some ass

Yepp

Holy shit it’s been so long!

Bro everyone in Florida is so hot

I'm on my way bro

So many Spanish ppl

Mmm mexicans

There was this hot dude at the hotel we're staying at

So safe I hear you might get mod again

Wade

Safe?

How tf

Autocorrect

I'ma come to mfs I'm spanish

saywhatnow?

hola Mami

So many hot ebonys with fat asses

See its mee

i think flordia is breaking kirusyy

*krissy

I keep a bad bitch from Florida watch her throw it back

Yea me, toast, madi, and zephyr

Couple cuts on her wrist plus her pussy fat

And that guy

hi im back guys

She my little dope dealer how she feed me crack

exuse me

What y'all talking abt tho

“ULTIMATE MOD TEAM: ME, MADI, ETHAN, WADE, SAH, TOAST, ZEPHYR” - Jake

Nice

i disagree with the madi part

Toast what u mean “leash me back up” I might as well go by DogPool instead of Deadpool lmao

Yea madi is kind mean

furry

also didnt jake and madi have an argument

Oh...

Yea

im here

hi

Hello!

hey pool head

Hey apple bees

wyd

Oop...

DOOOO DOOOOOO DOOOOOOO DOOOOOO MAX VERSTAPPEN

Wat

dead chat

Fr

www.youtube.com/shorts/FwuIFwyr6NU

please listen and think of the meanings

ok

I am Satanist...

i am a pastafarian

What dat??

Oh ok

you dont have to be muslim

Ok

cool beans

awesome sauce

Can I get rip in the chat???

doesnt it sound beautiful though?

Yea...

Who are you?

Hhxxhdhzh

Your mum

what a basic answer

Hii