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  • in a car

    i took pictures of me and my friends too

    hey ingenious

    Anonymous

    What city are you in

    miami

    I'm good, jut watching YouTube

    im alright ig

    my blush looks good

    IVE BEEN ALRIGHT IG HBU

    LIAM ND I HAD A FIGHT CUS I WAS STRESSED ND ENDED UP SNAPPING BUT WERE FIGURING IT OUT

    ITSMGOODTHAT UR FIGURING OT OU T

    he was tryna help me nd he was being like harshly honest

    nd i was already on edge

    nd i j took it the wrong way nd got upset nd said a buncha shit i didnt even mean

    nd then he got like super upset

    i feel bad cus he feels bad cus he asked if i was okay nd i said no i was crying nd then he felt bad

    even though it was my fault cus i was being a bitch when he was tryna help

    dude you didnt see what i said

    he was trying his best to help nd i j went off on him

    im lucky hes willing to move on

    i like went on about how it doesnt seem like he understand how shitty my life nd my mental health is nd like what the fuck did you mean "put my head down nd do what i need to do" it aint always that easy nd its hard to do shit when i have no motivation

    nd like he is going through so much shit rn

    mal♡

    im lucky hes willing to move on

    wht

    u and Liam aren’t breaking up

    urfavvirgo

    u and Liam aren’t breaking up

    no were not

    were moving on from the argument

    mal♡

    no were not

    oh okay just checking

    he said he wanted to j move on nd forget it cus he wants things to be normal again

    nd i 100% agree cus we j talked about it for like 2 hours theres nothing more we can do than j move on from the situation

    if anyones even still here lmao

    i got a cookie

    nd a weird fruit rhing

    i do love me some rice

    its white rice w cheese nd hot sauce

    mal♡

    AMY HI

    HI MAL

    help my brother j said moon army

    nd i thought he said nude army

    Pretty good, chillin like usual

    im pretty good

    Hell yeah, 2 more people subbed to me

    Did u see my newest short?

    Pisses me off, Disney ruins fucking everything

    But it’s still fucking annoying, they ruin everything

    Wade XL

    Did u see my newest short?

    You have a channel?

    Anonymous

    You have a channel?

    mines better ratio + L +

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    Anonymous

    how many subs

    157 currently

    Me and my sister started one when i was like 7

    It lasted for like two weeks 😭

    Toast did u see the argument that started on the short?

    Toast ツ

    OH WADE

    Wsp?

    you should watch Dead Meats MKX Kill Count

    Wade XL

    Toast did u see the argument that started on the short?

    yeah lol

    Define “woke” lmao

    If someone tells you to define “woke” they’re either an ally or an unsolved Rubix cube

    “Unsolved rubix cube”

    Yk what I mean by that right

    Yes there’s like 20 at my fucking school 😭

    I feel absolutely terrible for you, that must be hell

    Nawwww everyone in my school is either racist, an unsolved rubix cube or normal

    Racists are funny lmao

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    Wade XL

    Racists are funny lmao

    Fr 😭

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    I’ll send it on uwu

    i put stickers on my phone case!

    I need u to google soemthin

    Toast ツ

    do you have a picture?

    lemme take one rq

    Wade XL

    I need u to google soemthin

    Bet

    Google durasex as one word and click images and tell me when u see it

    mal♡

    stickersss

    So cute omg

    Ss what u found Bob

    the dinos are awesome

    the ducks make me super happy

    Anonymous

    So cute omg

    thankss

    wait I should have a colored hear

    we all should

    itd be like a cult

    lemme look thorugh the colors

    Bob what did u find

    I don’t even want to say

    my favourites are 🩵🤍💚🧡🖤

    nd im...blue kool aid heart...lmao

    my brother j walked outta the bathroom singing "nd i can shred you in a billion pieces as you SCREAMMMM"

    I forgot about this website….

    wade why do you want the ss so badly

    Jacob_2

    I forgot about this website….

    solid

    Because I wanna c if he saw the same thing

    i j saw a buncha pill bottles 💀

    U didn’t see the sexuality?

    Damn, I’m just unlucky

    oh i see a flag now

    What should I google

    search results are a representation of your intrests wade

    bruh the definition is so idiotic

    mal♡

    bruh the definition is so idiotic

    SS

    "Durasexuality is a sexual orientation condition where the individual rarely experiences sexual attraction, but when they do it lasts for a long time."

    a faithful person

    That explains why there are so many censored boob pics popping up when I google watermelons

    mal♡

    "Durasexuality is a sexual orientation condition where the individual rarely experiences sexual attraction, but when they do it lasts for a long time."

    In other words: it’s not real and these people are sick in the head

    no why do they need a sexuality for that?

    Because like..they’re mentally unstable

    None of their shit is relevant

    It’s all just big corporate companies

    Toast ツ

    its not really relevent

    you could just say youre straight or gay

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    Toast ツ

    you could just say youre straight or gay

    Exactly

    I’m straighter than an arrow

    Don’t shove your thousand sexuality’s down my throat because I truly don’t give a shit

    Anonymous

    I’m straighter than an arrow

    Arrows can curve

    no i dont get why they need all the extra shit like that nd ace or aro or wtv

    I’m straight but I’m only gay for Wade

    mal♡

    no i dont get why they need all the extra shit like that nd ace or aro or wtv

    Exactly it’s all bullshit

    like j say "i dont like ppl"

    its that simple

    There’s even a rubber sexuality

    THATS SO GROSS

    Unfortunately I found it when I googled red and black pride flag

    It's nice to gave if it applies to you i gues

    oml im now reading a list of weirdest sexualities..

    for the suns rays

    Toast if I force you to wear a skintight rubber suit and fuck you am I attracted to rubber or men?

    like sexual attraction to the sun

    Wade XL

    Toast if I force you to wear a skintight rubber suit and fuck you am I attracted to rubber or men?

    LMFAO

    wanna see my really pretty friend

    αmy

    wanna see my really pretty friend

    yes

    Wade XL

    Toast if I force you to wear a skintight rubber suit and fuck you am I attracted to rubber or men?

    rubber

    αmy

    wanna see my really pretty friend

    Depends if she’s really hot

    Toast ツ

    amy

    that is my name

    Wade XL

    Depends if she’s really hot

    idk

    Wade XL

    Toast if I force you to wear a skintight rubber suit and fuck you am I attracted to rubber or men?

    Men

    Anonymous

    Men

    Only you

    i’m on vacation with two of my friends

    and they’re both really pretty

    and i’m like

    not so

    My Friends all have w rizz except me

    αmy

    not so

    are they mogging you?

    I don’t want to say they’re pretty because that would make me sound weird 😭

    αmy
    Image

    One on the right ain’t bad

    Toast ツ

    are they mogging you?

    what’s a mogging

    Anonymous

    I don’t want to say they’re pretty because that would make me sound weird 😭

    Relatable

    Toast ツ

    amy can we talk on uwu?

    sure

    Anonymous

    I don’t want to say they’re pretty because that would make me sound weird 😭

    it’s okay

    i know they are

    αmy
    Image

    OO DAMN

    they’re not really

    talking to me

    I told both Chex and Rylee they were attractive and instantly regretted it

    Toast ツ
    Image

    yeah

    mal♡

    OO DAMN

    i know

    Wade XL

    I told both Chex and Rylee they were attractive and instantly regretted it

    why

    they have hella nice hourglass bodies too

    Wade XL

    I told both Chex and Rylee they were attractive and instantly regretted it

    💀

    my body is like

    a wooden plank

    anyway i just

    they’re not talking to me

    hi guys

    90 year old ladies keep telling me I have a skinny waist 😭

    Toast the dude is still arguing with me

    “It seems we have a very different definition of the word woke”

    Anonymous

    90 year old ladies keep telling me I have a skinny waist 😭

    random women at church like to tell me they wish they were skinny like me

    Anonymous

    Who’s thevdude

    Check the comment section on my latest short

    Anonymous

    90 year old ladies keep telling me I have a skinny waist 😭

    rizz

    I’m ugly tho I have to take pills because I have terrible acne

    i used to be like best friends w this girl nd i think shes STUNNING but all my friends think shes like ugly

    nd it makes me question EVERYTHING

    Anonymous

    I’m ugly tho I have to take pills because I have terrible acne

    thats for sure ag

    you know damn well what you did

    Wade XL

    Toast who dis

    im a newbie

    Wade XL

    Toast who dis

    someone who has like an autistic obsession w ag

    bro that acct pissed me off

    Toast ツ

    this is you

    HEY MIDWSTERN MOFO

    Toast ツ

    I know it is

    how

    I wish it was so I could punch him in the back of the head

    i just search up a funny joke and it is on worst jokes ever and i make a account

    i am a newbie in this site

    she’s so gorgeous

    αmy

    she’s so gorgeous

    Eh

    i need good pictures of myself istg

    all the pictures i dont hate are mirror pics w my face covered

    αmy

    she’s so gorgeous

    remove the ou

    mal♡

    all the pictures i dont hate are mirror pics w my face covered

    damn

    unironically this made me feel better

    Wade if you ever show my face I will murder you

    Don’t worry Bob I won’t

    αmy

    look

    Amy your friends look like people who bully sped kids

    Toast ツ

    damn

    yuh the rest are me making weird faces or looking awkward af lmao

    αmy

    unironically this made me feel better

    Me saying “eh” to all of your “attractive” friends?

    Wade XL

    Me saying “eh” to all of your “attractive” friends?

    yes

    anonguy1

    yo ingenious

    Wsg my man

    Toast ツ

    Amy your friends look like people who bully sped kids

    they do

    αmy

    yes

    No problem

    they’re really mean

    why did you change your pfp

    αmy

    they’re really mean

    Then why are you friends with them?

    anonguy1

    why did you change your pfp

    you bastard

    Toast what’s the heart thingy

    Anonymous

    Then why are you friends with them?

    out parents are friends

    wade you should put a colored heart in your name too

    they don’t really uh

    like me

    it can be like a cult

    mal♡

    wade you should put a colored heart in your name too

    Do they have meaning?

    i just kinda tail them around

    αmy

    i just kinda tail them around

    no i feel that though

    anonguy1

    you still hate ag

    Sure

    no like istg all my friends are so pretty

    Anonymous

    Anon you aren’t new

    yeah i am

    ❤️‍🔥 I like this one

    What new person names themself Walter

    Wade XL

    ❤️‍🔥 I like this one

    oki doki

    and then when their boyfriends come over i just kind of. sit there

    i came here 6 days ago

    αmy

    and then when their boyfriends come over i just kind of. sit there

    Damn

    anonguy1

    i came here 6 days ago

    You are chunke

    Toast ツ

    get a boyfriend

    gee

    why didn’t i think of that

    before

    Anonymous

    You are chunke

    nuh uh

    it’s black history month

    Wade XL

    I’m cheap

    uh

    i just type like that

    they took a picture of me

    and it looks bad

    my friends do that a lot

    Plus shipping so that would be….$345

    i’d show you but

    αmy

    and it looks bad

    All photos look bad of me

    oh god guys I got a mid haircut

    but me and chunke are not the same person

    Anonymous

    All photos look bad of me

    same bro same

    anonguy1

    but me and chunke are not the same person

    shut the fuck up

    Guys I was looking through my gallery deleting shit and I found our old Bp chats

    Anon what is my real name this is a test to see if you’re new

    Wade XL

    Guys I was looking through my gallery deleting shit and I found our old Bp chats

    daamn

    αmy
    Image

    ew is that guac

    Wade XL

    Guys I was looking through my gallery deleting shit and I found our old Bp chats

    do share

    Toast ツ

    is that

    nachos

    oml wade not you w your 20 million alts 💀

    Wade XL
    Image

    Is that bored panda

    bro the bp setup is so weirdd

    mal♡

    oml wade not you w your 20 million alts 💀

    Hell yeah!

    mal♡

    bro the bp setup is so weirdd

    real

    I found the chat where Pineapple and I did like a huge skit, good times..

    Isn’t BP the gay people

    Wade XL

    I found the chat where Pineapple and I did like a huge skit, good times..

    noo pineapple nd i did that once it was so funny

    actually we did that a lot

    mal♡

    noo pineapple nd i did that once it was so funny

    Yeah

    i miss the old him

    Toast ツ

    just go away

    man you stfu that is why you watch family guy

    when he was actually a him

    Wade XL

    Yes.

    So you are gat

    mal♡

    i miss the old him

    Same

    Anonymous

    So you are gat

    I left for a reason

    anonguy1

    man you stfu that is why you watch family guy

    Can you fuck off

    anonguy1

    man you stfu that is why you watch family guy

    Hey don’t insult my pookie kill yourself

    Anonymous

    Can you fuck off

    what did i do?

    anonguy1

    what did i do?

    You are annoying as fuck

    mal♡

    i miss the old him

    i miss the old kanye

    Anonymous

    You are annoying as fuck

    ?

    mal♡

    gn everyone

    GOODNIGHT GORGEOUS <3

    Bee left the site right?

    Anonymous

    Isn’t it only 9 pm

    yeah

    Wade XL

    Bee left the site right?

    Who dat

    Comment deleted
    Comment deleted

    Who’s pineapple

    Anonymous

    Isn’t it only 9 pm

    Time zones exist dumbass.

    Comment deleted

    i think this is the worst dinner i’ve ever had

    Anonymous

    Wade how did I find this

    THAT BITCH! THATS HIM

    Comment deleted
    αmy

    i think this is the worst dinner i’ve ever had

    also the most depressing

    Wade XL

    GAYASS SHITARD

    call down nuddy

    whatbthenfick

    HE SHOULD KILL HIMSELF

    anonguy1

    ag your ugly as hell

    So are you dumbass (you can’t say no u unless Wade thinks I’m ugly)

    wanna

    strip

    Wade XL

    HE SHOULD KILL HIMSELF

    facts bruv

    Comment deleted by αmy

    i wanted to go in

    but noOoOo

    fuck this shit

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    i am leaving right now

    Comment deleted

    Talk slower Bob

    i hope i choke on my food

    they used mayo instead of sour cream

    who the actual fuck does tjat

    one more thing to ask

    one more thing to ask

    i’m killing myself

    αmy

    they used mayo instead of sour cream

    😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    ITS MAYO

    I love mayo, it’s like cu-

    Wade XL

    I love mayo, it’s like cu-

    no

    All American condiments are weird

    anonguy1

    This is AG

    Yep this is me.

    oh now they’re whispering about me

    anonguy1

    This is AG

    NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    Anonymous

    All American condiments are weird

    My favorite is Trojan

    someone kidnap me

    αmy

    oh now they’re whispering about me

    Run away

    Anonymous

    NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    I'm him.

    Anonymous

    Run away

    i cant we’re in like the hood

    αmy

    i cant we’re in like the hood

    Then definitely run away

    αmy

    i cant we’re in like the hood

    how hoody?

    Anonymous

    I CATFISHED YOU!

    Does it look like I give a fuck bro

    Trojan is the best condiment, change my mind

    Wade XL

    Trojan is the best condiment, change my mind

    No its chilli crisp

    Hey Toast do u mind helping me in the YouTube argument?

    I don’t wanna argue with the fucker alone

    Anonymous

    No its chilli crisp

    Dura sex

    Wade XL

    Hey Toast do u mind helping me in the YouTube argument?

    i made a comment

    “Ladies you’re both pretty” lmao

    What is bro yapping about

    His definition of “woke”

    Dead chat, just like Batman’s parents

    Imma hop on UWU for no reason

    Same for the same reason

    Correct Gallinule