Gotham Buddies

👀

2 Burritos!

Wade

Sup

Yo

Slow morning huh?

Yup, but it usually is

That’s true! Also we got new memebrs for the Gotham Era

Who?

Apple is Mr.Freeze and Chex is Harley Quinn

Oh yeah ik

Did I tell u that already?

No, I used context clues and I saw it happen

Smart, I’m lagging so hard right now

lol imagine

You’re not?

No

Schools starting soon I need to go

Yeah it’s just really slow for me

I’m in class righ now

hey wade

im harley quinn. remeber. anime girl

Wait you’re Anime Girl!?

yeah i changed my name

hey wade

i wasnt here for a long time

Ah ur ashley

HI CHEX

HI AMY

Guess what

Chexy!

This dude kn tiktok followed ne then nessaged me then asked for my fb

Hes half japanese

And hes filipino too

HOW ARE YOU

He speaks tagalog bisaya English and japanesenlike me

I’m trying to imaging what that looks like

He cute

hot

He kinda chubchub

hot

Wait Chex

He’s not 20 years old right?

hot

But the first thing he did was send me his dick pic

17

Oh. Oh no.

CHEXY 😭

YEAAH that’s like a Ashton 2.0

Or a Zion 2.0

def

Yeah I’d block him

Why do i always keeo getting dudes like this man

And report him

Its either a pedo or horny mofos

Then fire a bazooka at his apartment

you’re too sweet

I’m horny but not like that

wade we should go hunt him down

Great we need Tiddler, Posion Rylee, 2 Burttios, and Apple Freeze

i wanna be someone

AYE

I JUST NOTICED UR JOKER

Yeah

Puddin

There it is

apple freeze sounds like a slushy flavor

wade who should i be

Lemme think..

tiddler sounds like a hub account

I’m looking one sec

I think Amy should be Baby a doll or Red Claw

who da fuck

is that

Which

Joker is so hot i would kill myself for him

Red Claw is like a woman assassin

same

Die for me

pic

im on ur side

WAIT

Amy can be the Phantasm

Id kill myself forbyou puddin

who

i think we should be marvel characters

Crazy mofos>>>>

but

i digress

That’s Red Claw

Shes si hot im gay now

This is the Phantasm, she’s a girl

Smash

I’ll shove you out the window with a sword fish

Red Claw is an assassin who appears in the first 2 episodes of the series

Why dont u show urs in me?

Shove*

Then the Phantasm is in the movie and she’s Batman Love Interest but he doesn’t know she’s the Phantasm, Phantasm’s Dad owed the mob, and then they killed her dad even tho he payed them(Joker killed the dad) so then she went and hunted down all the mob members and killed them as Phantasm, Joker being the last one

I can do that

Aye

I slept

Remember the promise?

Hands

And it is assumed that she did kill The Joker in the end, but he survived in the series, because Joker can’t die he’s too awesome

Later, in class

Ill ss it sk that u wint forget

Ok

Where tf did Amy go? I just broke down 2 characters for her

Basically a whole movie

sorry class

she sounds cool

but there’s someone i like better

hold up

Me n who

Puddin

Yes

Im gonna watch tiktok n cry for an hour brb

bye chex

wade?

guess who i’m gonna be

Rawr

chxllll

wsg

Hi

Hm?

OMG WADE

Sup

GUESS WHT

Ive decided to sleep my eyes r tired

Goodbye

Goodnight chexyyyyyy

What

Bye Puddin

like actually

What?

even ask aaden

i aint lying

You got railed?

wade

guess

Hm?

who i shall be

Close enough

Talia al Gul?

WADE

Donut!

DO I COUNT AS A GOTHOM BUDDY

VVHHFYTDDYEETRYFUUFUFRSSTYFCHUGIHOOGUFYRYD

U can be Phantasm

NOT THE HARLEY QUINN NICKNAME

Or Catwoman

well tht was the jokers nickname SAME THING

CATWOMAN

Bet I’ll find u a pfp

Also put Gotham Era in ur bio

MKMK

bet

Gn

no i’m being zatanna

UHHHH

BYE CHEXYYYY <3

KLFJ

Tired

I can sleep now babyee

Tiddler!

Gn Puddin

Jonkler

DID IT

wade

WTF IS THT

AGwuecwuu ug vsua

HER CHIN LOOKS LIKE PETER GRFFIN

U wsnt a better one

I tried so hard

ILL FIND ONE

and got so far

but in the end

it doesnt even matter

make sure it’s from the animated series

mkmk

my mouth burns

i ate to much spice

also yall

That sounds so familiar

my time at around like 2pm

ima be gone

cause im going on a little vacation

Oh cool

Ooh where ya goin?

just some place an hour away near the beach really nice there

wade

zatanna

AND THEY HAVE SUCH COOL SHIT IN THE SHOPS

i will pray food weather for u

h

i

hi

...

We got Joker, Harley Quinn, Two Face, Riddler, Poison Ivy, Mr. Freeze, and Catwoman!

HEY FLAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

HEHEHE

HI FLAPPPPERSSS

HOWD U SLEEP

I wnna do one but i cant unmatch )):

Awwwww

EVERYTHING IS SORE 😭😭

HIIII

I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING

Doesn’t fit

HAH

Toast u there?

If i did do one what would I do?

TOAST

GET UR ASS OVER HERE

U can be Phantasm since Amy doesn’t wanna

SWIMMING LESSONS PROB

Or Red Claw or Baby Doll

Whitch one most matches me?

i had this super weird dream

Lemme think

okie

why

That’s Baby Doll

im sad i cant be harley quinn cause I've been obsessed with her for years

but its ok

u want me to be her?

We’re all Gotham Villains, plus she wasnt in the series

hold

If u wanna, otherwise u can be Phantasm or Red Claw

BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LOUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

chose one for me.

Lemme think

afk nd kk

ima do this one

Eh it matches close enough

HEHEHEH

Perfect!

i’m doing zatanna cause she’s cool and also there’s like no one else

MEOW

I gave you five options

Niice

i was just bouta say YOU DID

LIKE 5

PHANTASM

BABYDOLL

not my type

also not my type

Red Claw, Talia Al Gul

red claw kinda eh

talia?

Yeah

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>..

hmm

ofc donuts the furry one

wait a sec lemme research her

U can do Baby Do

alrrrrrrr

dont feel weird at all but bet

ha?

Then get Aaden to be Killer Croc

mm right right OF COURSE THOUGH YOUR CAT CLEO IS THE AUTISTIC ONE RIGHT?

idk looking at your pfp it seems like you're the new autistic cat around

wade get a cool pic of talia

Flappy can be Phantasm if she wants

yeah looking at your cat cleo and purrcy im pretty sure Purrcy getting infected from cleos dementia and autism

yo wade imma do talia

is that cool?

Yep

what they look like

^^^

how about this one

thats not how dementia works silly

Who dat

ngl she kinda looks like my mom

talia

Eh sure that works

it looks like the boogeyman

lemme see if there’s better ones

your cat is retarded asf and cant remember where the food bowl is

I explained her lore above

can you explain talia’s? i’m not that into dc

i’m more of a marvel girl

Amy

more like

no she remembers trust how else would she steal all purrcys

BHAHAHAS

Shame-y

Daughter of Rahja Gul, occasional love interest of Batman

Assassin and killer

wow hilarious

I know

Riddle me this Tiddler,

Who’s to blame?

I think its amy

Correct!

Amy, you should make your pfp Clayface

get over it

because thats who you look lilke

Ooh Clayface

nah man i’m good

That’s a good one

Tiddler

my hand is asleep

i cant type

Wake it up

Dang that’s crazy

Just slap it

OHHHHH A FATASS CAT MHMMHMHMHMHM

why would I slap my hand

Hey Donut

To wake it up

is that not just clapping

Exactly

HI TOAST

yea she has a little beer belly

depends

How are you donut?

AWWWW

keeping that dirty ass closet CLEAANNN?

yes

Im alright

I cleaned it out

could be better

like Eminem

GOOD GOOD

....................................

Riddle me this, how dirty is your closet?

i aint never seen EMINEM CLEAN HOW SHIT

not really that dirty

the song

Cleaning out my closet

Ik that song

OH YEAAAAAAAAAA

i forgot tht song existed

I KEEP FUCKING COUGHING

GOOD

THIS IS SO ANNOYING

ME TOO

HAHA

LIKE IT WONT STOP

LOSERS

GUYS YK IT FEELS LIKE

AY

AY TOAST

ANTS

I SAW THAT

IN MY THROAT

Damn I didn’t

AHHHHH

wasnt me

DO YK WHEN YOU BREATHE IN TOO MUCH CHLORINE

Say it again

YEASAS

It was Batman

WHEN YOU INHALE IT FEELS FUNNY

toast said coughing on dick

I KNOW

YAAA IT FEELS LIKE THAT

only amy though

I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL

HHAHAHA

because Flappy didnt kill a site

Wdym? Amy gets no dick

get over it already

oh yeah

PFFFFFFFF

literally get over it

GEt over yoor home wreacking and Narcissism?

We are, that’s why we make jokes about it

WJE is over

wrecking

hey DJ

Dagger Jr you must join us in the Gotham Era

“home wrecking”

DJ? What the fuck?

sup dagger jr

Dagger Jr

Hello Amy

its shorter

Newspeak.

I think Dagger Jr should be Raja Gul

you know what I'm talking about

how have you been

please, enlighten me.

Bro I love batman

I saw that!

you wanna be a batman villian?

from the animated tv series?

Yes Leo should join us

i didn't share

YES!

you could be clayface

or any other one

Who should he be?

deal!

it said *whore*

toast?

ohh

oh you know Blamy

imo whore isnt even like derogatory for me anymore

NROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

VRMVRMVRM

blame yourself

Leo there’s a pfp for Clayface

thats a bad sign

he looks like offbrand thanos

Is this one ok?

thanos looks like offbrand clayface

He does tho

dw we good my friends j love that word BAHHAHAHAJS

I mean ya can’t really tell it’s Clayface

worstjokesever.com/@wopmuttkiller Another OG found

I’ll change it

at this point

Then just put Gotham Era in ur bio and we’re good

i feel like the girls that get called whores and get offended

are actually whores

Like Amy

and then ones tht dont

arent whores

exactly

Dude hates Italians

theyre not even old wtf

i love Italians

EXACTLY

Wade has a strange definition of OG

I Do?

Yup

i’m not offended

“If he’s 1 month old he’s an ancient OG KING!”

HAHAHA

Nah it’s an OG if it says 2022

But tonight, I'm cleanin out my closet

“Nostalgia from the good ol’ days of December 11th 2023”

I’m sorry mama

neh hehehehe

Batman, riddle me this

Whats fat, dumb, and to blame for the death of WJE?

Amy?

CORRECT

you win the grandprize offfff

Soon I’ll make a GREAT OLD ONES threadbook based off the WJE OGs

Yeaah

oh my fucking god literally get the fuck over it

a $5 coupon

me asf when ppl piss me off:

for Frozen YOgurt

no

TOAST

Hello, retards

CAN I HAVE FROZEN YOGURT

Hello monkey

will wade buy you one?

im not even black

WADE

i want ice cream

rnn

BUY ME FROZEN YOGURT

with his $5 FROZEN YOGURT COUPON

TOAST

i make really good brownie ice cream

GIMME A COUPON

my brother can make this fucking delicious ice cream

hes not here tho

on saturday i shall beg

shit I won't be at home saturday

on monday* i shall beg

Two Burritos!

WADE

HELL YEAH

sup wilk

I WILL BEAT U

GIVE ME THE YOGURT ICE CREAM

I’ll throw a ball of yarn at your head

ill throw a grenade at your head

BATMAN HELP MEEEE

Damn this chat is more dead than Batman’s parents

HASUHIDHUDI

im hungry

so hungry

THATS CAUSE THEY DONT WANAN HELP U

NOW HAND OVER

NO

THE FROZEN YOGURT

OR TOAST GETS IT!

ILL SEND MY HYENAS ON YOU

NOO NOT TIDDLER

mk

bye

You guys have Yogurt?

DONT FORGET THT CATWOMAN IS FRIENDS WITH DOGS

You mean Cats?

hyenas arent dogs dumbass