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    • Always has been and always will be

    dont fall for his β€œgoodwill”

    Theres nothing good about him

    he oppresses and manipulates

    he says disturbing things to 12 year old girls

    and he knows it thats why he bans me

    he wants the power all to himself

    thats why he doesnt want new mods

    hes raping this site front and back

    as soon as you disagree with him youre not his friend anymore

    youre all way too paranoid about dagger coming back

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    bro waht

    Hey Fruit

    Anonymous

    he wants the power all to himself

    πŸ’―

    lol for me it’s 22:10 and i’m at a bday party

    not even denying it? it is that deep asshole

    you ruined a once great website

    Silent Specter

    πŸ’―

    This is a dictatorship.

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    jake wants to use that to control you

    Don’t worry I have a plan

    he will have something to threaten you with

    you can trust me i hate jake and you do too we have a common interest

    Wade

    Don’t worry I have a plan

    join the discord

    You’re in the WJE discord?

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    he wanted me to help him so i accepted

    dagger also needs to talk to you

    I can’t currently but I’ll see what I can do

    this is not a safe place to talk

    I also use the uwu crew site for private conversation

    no there are vital people on the discord its the best place

    πŸ‘

    I do not make all the rules, nor do I make decisions for the site. I expressed my concerns as a moderator to Matt and HE made the decisions. He’s not some mindless pushover, he knows what he wants for HIS site and I made him aware of what was impeding on that. What I told him was based on input and discussion from multiple other mods. Just because I’m the most prominent and active doesn’t mean I’m the head of all this. I don’t have some sort of secret agenda, which Wade knows, assuming he read the long explanation I sent him.

    You think I WANT control? It’s bad enough I have to deal with everyone’s shit already, I don’t want more responsibility on top of that. I’m just fulfilling the purpose that I was made a moderator for: making the site a good place for ALL users and carrying out what Matt wants.

    #voteforjake

    God

    #voteforjake

    no vote for kanye

    Toast ツ

    jake, stop getting political

    real

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    IT WAS A JOKE

    MHM

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    sometimes I hate being popular on this site

    hot

    Anonymous

    no there are vital people on the discord its the best place

    Which one

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    That’s not quotable he says gay shit like that all the time

    Jake, I would like to have gay sex with you

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    That’s not quotable he says gay shit like that all the time

    NO BC THAT WAS SO OUT OF CONTEXT

    Toast ツ

    Jake, I would like to have gay sex with you

    quotebook again smh

    Anonymous

    see you there

    What’s the name of it

    I see nothing wrong with this

    Toast ツ

    did i kill chat by being gay?

    yes

    Toast I’ll let you know if I get an answer

    Gtg for now

    Cya bro

    Toast ツ

    shit my fault

    it’s okay bro

    Toast ツ

    holy shit i have shakey hands

    are you having a seizure

    β€œDirty little cumslut” is a reach tho

    What the actual fuck did I just read

    No what?

    Toast ツ

    you guys are like my parents

    nty respectfully <3

    pls don’t grow up to be a child molester

    Toast ツ

    God

    What’s up

    purple nurple

    Huh?

    I’ll give you a one time pass

    Ξ±my

    purple nurple

    LOOK AT FLAPPYS PFP

    Toast ツ

    hey amy

    hey toast

    To say that

    urfavvirgo

    LOOK AT FLAPPYS PFP

    why is she an obese woman

    no she has an extra chromosome

    Amy is it true

    so anything happen while i was gone

    God

    Amy is it true

    is what true

    Yeah it’s been slow nothing crazy

    jake why is your pfp leaves

    why is everyone changing

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Pretty sure dagger and the gang are going to try and start a revolution

    ;like the mexican one

    Toast ツ

    ;like the mexican one

    or the french one

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Pretty sure dagger and the gang are going to try and start a revolution

    What gang

    Yeah they wanna do a WJE revolution it’s kinda werid

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Wade mostly

    ….”

    he’s not fucking scary πŸ’€

    Lmao

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Wade mostly

    what

    what did wade do now

    Ur bf

    take that back

    He’s spreading anti Jake

    Toast ツ

    hes MY bf

    ^^^

    Share him

    i don't even want to see us in the same sentence

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    guys do I really seem like a dictator

    sometimes

    But yeah wade wants Madi and also is tryna get Jake ran out of mod

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    guys do I really seem like a dictator

    you seem like a harmless white person with a very high libido.

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    guys do I really seem like a dictator

    Wade thinks you do

    tHatS sO tRue

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    THAT'S BEING PLAYFUL

    NO BUT COMMENTING ON MY CHIPOTLE CONSUMPTION WAS VERY DICTATOR-LIKE

    do you want a medal

    Yeah

    I do HUH

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Probably cause daddy dagger says I am

    no, but

    urfavvirgo

    NO BUT COMMENTING ON MY CHIPOTLE CONSUMPTION WAS VERY DICTATOR-LIKE

    stalin

    Toast ツ

    and im loyal to wade

    nuh uh u were trying to be Jake’s ….”cumslut” like five minutes ago

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    does wade have a daddy kink too?

    yes

    urfavvirgo

    nuh uh u were trying to be Jake’s ….”cumslut” like five minutes ago

    i don't even wanna know.

    at this point

    urfavvirgo

    nuh uh u were trying to be Jake’s ….”cumslut” like five minutes ago

    I’m leaving

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    does wade have a daddy kink too?

    no a mommy one πŸ’€

    urfavvirgo

    nuh uh u were trying to be Jake’s ….”cumslut” like five minutes ago

    NO, I was making him my cumslut

    LMFG

    wade is a bottom

    Toast ツ

    NO, I was making him my cumslut

    thanks for clarifying

    I should buy out the site

    did you not see my essay

    like literally

    i explained everything

    in that essay

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    and he doesn't tell anyone anything

    does anyone really?

    Ξ±my

    my god

    What’s up

    Yeas

    urfavvirgo

    I HAVE TEA

    Who?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    what amy

    :(

    No

    God

    Who?

    smh like TEA yk like basically shit to talk abt ppl but in this case it’s nobody here expect for maybe one person

    spill the scalding liquid

    urfavvirgo

    nty

    damn

    how are you guys

    I’m leaving

    Not you

    The other guy

    Wrong chat too

    We set

    Amy are you and wade dating

    Like be fr

    No actually

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    and amy's cheating

    can you stop

    i literally hate you so much.

    Amy do u have a thing for Jake

    your being very dictator-y rn

    because i'm not

    God

    Amy do u have a thing for Jake

    why

    so many questions

    No reason but I’ll note that down

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    MY MADI

    you sound like the pov tiktokers

    πŸ¦†

    the cringy ones

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    GRRRR

    oh

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    πŸ‘Ή

    oh

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    πŸ‘Ή

    hey it looks just like you

    ykw sure if that’s what u guys are into πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

    what a coincidence

    Toast ツ

    hey virgo

    hey toast

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    who are you talking about

    u and MADI

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    who is "u guys"

    you and your gf

    whatever that is

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    GRRRR

    eugh

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    what are you saying we're into

    πŸ‘Ήβ€grrr”

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    IT'S A JOKE

    uh HUH

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Y

    it’s okay it was pretty funny

    The problem is that when the subject of troll romance is broached, our sparing human intellects instantly assume the most ingratiating posture of surrender imaginable.

    But we will do our best to understand regardless.

    Humans have only one form of romance. And though we consider it a complicated subject, spanning a wide range of emotions, social conventions, and implications for reproduction, it is ultimately a superficial slice of what trolls consider the full body of romantic experience. Our concept of romance, in spite of its capacity to fill our art and literature and to rule our individual destinies like little else, is still just that. A single, linear concept. A concept usually denoted by a single symbol.

    <3

    Troll romance is more complicated than that. Troll romance needs four symbols.

    Their understanding of romance is divided into halves, and halved again, producing four quadrants: the FLUSHED QUADRANT, the CALIGINOUS QUADRANT, the PALE QUADRANT, and the ASHEN QUADRANT.

    Each quadrant is grouped by the half they share, whether horizontally or vertically, depending on the overlapping properties one examines. The sharpest dichotomy, from an emotional perspective, is drawn between RED ROMANCE and BLACK ROMANCE.

    RED ROMANCE, comprised of the flushed and pale quadrants, is a form of romance rooted in strongly positive emotions. BLACK ROMANCE, with its caliginous and ashen quadrants, is rooted in the strongly negative.

    On the other hand, the vertical bifurcation has to do with the purpose of the relationship, regardless of the emotions behind it. Those quadrants which are CONCUPISCENT, the flushed and caliginous, have to do with facilitating the elaborate reproductive cycle of trolls. Those which are CONCILIATORY, the pale and ashen, would be more closely likened to platonic relationships by human standards.

    There are many parallels between human relationships and the various facets of troll romance. Humans have words to describe relationships of a negative nature, or of a platonic nature. The difference is, for humans, those relationships would never be conceptually grouped with romance. Establishing those sort of relationships for humans is not driven by the same primal forces that drive our tendency to couple romantically. But for trolls, those primal forces involve themselves in the full palette of these relationships, red or black, torrid or friendly. Trolls typically feel strongly compelled to find balance in each quadrant, and seek gratifying relationships that each describes.

    The challenge is particularly tortuous for young trolls, who must reconcile the wide range of contradictory emotions associated with this matrix, while understanding the nature of their various romantic urges for the first time.

    Of course, young humans have this challenge too. But for trolls, the challenge is fourfold.

    When two individuals find themselves in the flushed quadrant together, they are said to be MATESPRITS. Matespritship is the closest parallel to the human concept of romance trolls have. It plays a role in the trolls' reproductive cycle, just as it does for humans.

    This is pretty obvious! Not much more needs to be said about this. Moving right along.

    When a pair of adversaries delve into this quadrant, they become each other's KISMESIS. As one of the concupiscent quadrants, it plays a role in procreation as well. There is no particularly good human translation for this concept. The closest would be an especially potent arch-rivalry.

    For instance, human players would never be able to adequately diagnose the relationship between the queen and her archagent. But troll players could immediately place it as a dead ringer for kismesissitude. They would think we were all pretty stupid for not getting it. And they would be right.

    Trolls have a complicated reproductive cycle. It's probably best not to examine it in much detail.

    The need to seek out concupiscent partners comes with more urgency than typical reproductive instincts. When the IMPERIAL DRONE comes knocking, you had better be able to supply genetic material to each of his FILIAL PAILS. If you have nothing to offer, he will kill you without hesitation.

    The genetic material - WITHOUT GOING INTO MUCH DETAIL - is a combinative genetic mix from the matesprit and kismesis pairs, respectively. The pails are all offered to the mother grub, who can only receive such precombined material. She then combines all of it into one incestuous slurry, and begins her brooding.

    This doesn't mean the initial combination was for naught, however. In the slurry, more dominant genes rise to the fore, while the more recessive find less representation in the brood. Especially strong matesprit and kismesis pairings yield more dominant genetic material. The more powerful the complement or potent the rivalry, the more dominant the genes.

    TROLL REPRODUCTION SURE IS WEIRD. We all take a moment to lament how pedestrian the human reproductive system is, and further lament tha

    t the phrase "incestuous slurry" is not a feature of common parlance in human civilization.

    This quadrant involves a particular type of three-way relationship of a black romantic nature. Falling on the conciliatory side, it has no bearing on the reproductive cycle, except for indirect ramifications.

    When two trolls are locked in a feud or some otherwise contentious relationship, one can intervene and become their AUSPISTICE. The auspistice mediates between the two, playing the role of a peace keeper, preventing the feud from boiling over into a fully caliginous rivalry.

    Since such lesser feuds are quite common among trolls, there is a significant need for auspisticing parties. Without them, too many ashen feuds would become caliginous, and begin to conflict with other exclusive kismesis relationships, leading to a great deal of social complexity and sore feelings (even more so than black romance usually involves). Without auspisticism, the result would be widespread black infidelity.

    The relationships each quadrant describes tend to be malleable, if not volatile, especially on the concupiscent half where more torrid emotions reside. It doesn't take much to flip a switch and transmute blackrom feelings to redrom, and vice versa.

    In many cases, one party will have red feelings while the other has black. But it will often be the case that one party's feelings will swap to match the other's, since there is no quadrant which naturally accommodates such a disparity. But thereafter, it's not uncommon for the two to toggle between red and black in unison now and then. These scenarios naturally result in both red and black infidelities.

    This sort of relationship volatility is why conciliatory relationships are an important part of troll romance.

    An auspistice can stabilize particularly turbulent relationships. If the auspistice fails to mediate properly, or has no interest in the role, or perhaps has different romantic intentions him/herself altogether, then the relationship often quickly deteriorates into one of an especially hostile and torrid nature. There are many outside factors and influences tugging and pulling these relationships in different directions, and unlike humans who have very orderly, simple, straightforward romantic relationships without exception, trolls exist in a state of almost perpetual confusion and generally have no idea what the hell is going on.

    Being confused by troll relationships is one thing we do have in common though.

    This quadrant presides over MOIRALLEGIENCE, the other conciliatory relationship. A reasonable human translation would be the concept of a soul mate, but in a more platonic sense, and with a more specific social purpose.

    Trolls are a very angry and violent race. Some are more hot-tempered and dangerous than others, to the extent that if left to their own devices, they would present a serious threat to society, or even to themselves. Such trolls will have an instinctive pale attraction to a more even-tempered troll, who may become their MOIRAIL. The moirail is obliged to pacify the other, to function as the better half. The two partners in a strong pale relationship will serve to balance and complement each other's emotional profiles, and thus allow their other relationships to be more successful.

    It's often ambiguous especially among young trolls whether a bond formed between an acquaintance is true moirallegence, or the usual variety of platonic involvement. Furthermore, romantic intentions of a more flushed nature can often be mistaken for paler leanings, much to the frustration of the suitor.

    But some pale pairings, as the one above, will be strikingly obvious to all who know them.

    God you just can't get enough of this can you! That would have been a great point for a transition out of this illustrated sociological study, but ok, if you insist.

    Now see, what's going on here is...

    It's perfectly simple. When the full matrix of troll romance is in action, we have... uh...

    Hey, why don't you figure it out! You should be an expert on all this by now anyway.

    Later our troll hero would try to explain this to our human hero, attempting to convey all the nuance of troll romance through a nearly verbatim recitation of the preceding excerpts.

    He would try to describe how rich and textured the troll romantic comedies were compared to the one dimensional schlock of our human cinematic counterparts. He would barely scratch the surface of Troll Will Smith's virtuosity with the delicate lattice of troll romance, as he would assist the bumbling fudgeblooded Troll Kevin James through the interwoven minefield-briarpatch of redrom and blackrom entanglements, all the while sifting through his own prickly romantic situation and ultimately learning the true meaning of hate and pity. But would they succeed before the imperial drone came knocking with his thirsty pails at the ready??? Yes, they would.

    But John didn't understand any of this because he's a moron, and he wou

    ldn't shut up about his awful bullshit Earth movies. He would just go on and on and on about that garbage.

    But if there was one theme to be hammered through his thick skull, it would be the trolls' cultural preoccupation with romantic destiny. Yes, the romantic landscape is rife with false starts and miscues and infidelities, red and black. But every troll believes strongly that each quadrant holds one and only one true pairing for them, and it is just a matter of time before the grid is filled with auspicious matchups through the mysterious channels of TROLL SERENDIPITY.

    In short, their belief is that for each quadrant there exists a pair or triad of trolls somewhere in the cosmos that were...

    MADE FOR EACH OTHER.

    moirallegiance is basically "platonic soulmates" who keep each other in check and benefit from the relationship

    auspisticism is where one person (or troll) acts as a mediator between two to prevent them from fucking shit up and becoming kismeses

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    and kismesissitude is hate romance

    EXPLAIN.

    this is like abt humans right

    When a pair of adversaries delve into this quadrant, they become each other's KISMESIS. As one of the concupiscent quadrants, it plays a role in procreation as well. There is no particularly good human translation for this concept. The closest would be an especially potent arch-rivalry.

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    it's a romance based on negative emotions

    so like let me know if I’m completely wrong but maybe like how two people feel the need to prove themselves to eachother, but they hate that?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    romantically

    oh πŸ’€

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    sexually maybe

    no but sexy red rapped abt that

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Emily and Flappy are the closest thing I can think of for a moirallegiance

    whts that

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    lmao the little black line

    shshshhshshs I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE UNTIL U POINTED IT OUT

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    moirallegiance is basically "platonic soulmates" who keep each other in check and benefit from the relationship

    this is like a friendship right?

    The moirail is obliged to pacify the other, to function as the better half. The two partners in a strong pale relationship will serve to balance and complement each other's emotional profiles, and thus allow their other relationships to be more successful.

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Sort of. Both sides (sometimes one side) work to help the other person

    I’m helping flappy on her autism discovery journey <3

    How common is a kismesissitude

    it only functions with two people hating eachother right?

    that’s how it’s supposed to be?

    what r u talking about lmao

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