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    Comment deleted by Cosmologistinterntobe
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    Hiii Cosmo Kramer from the Iconic sitcom created by Jerry Seinfeld "Seinfeld"

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    how much sugar did u chug

    I had a donut this morning w a chocolate milk but I dont think sugar actually makes u hyper

    The Radio Demon

    is my pfp better than the one i had before?

    its nice, but it looks like sooploosh went into ur pfp

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    its nice, but it looks like sooploosh went into ur pfp

    lol

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    damn, u gotta calm down, sooploosh

    NO

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    u found ur mate

    EW FUCK NO (no offence sooploosh)

    Yellow sunglasses+XL Ultraman Hoodie (for style reasons)+Red yoga shorts+white thigh high socks+white shoes

    I actually am very bad w fashion which is why all my desired femboy outfits are all just based off the color scheme of a character I like

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Yellow sunglasses+XL Ultraman Hoodie (for style reasons)+Red yoga shorts+white thigh high socks+white shoes

    This

    oof i fell on my hip earlier and it’s red πŸ’€

    The Radio Demon

    oof i fell on my hip earlier and it’s red πŸ’€

    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    working the first minute of me going outside to school (it’s icy) i fell

    ppl migrated there bc there’s β€œno snow” and it snowed on a beach

    why does usa have so many clothes with starts on them?

    which sadly in the second most endagered ecosystem after the Amazon Rainforest

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    i live in az. its fucking 60Β° today

    dang it was -20Β°C a couple of days go here

    the Tokusatsu mascot who teaches kids (and on twitter, has helped ppl w depression start brushing again) the importance of dental hygiene

    This is his rival, Mr Mutans, who encourages kids to eat candy n stuff w/o regard for dental hygiene

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    This is his rival, Mr Mutans, who encourages kids to eat candy n stuff w/o regard for dental hygiene

    it looks like AI

    CAN WE ACKNOWLEDGE THAT MUTANS KUN IS JUST WEARING NORMAL SNEAKERS!! LIKE HE HAS NO FANCY COSTUME HE JUST HAS CANDY FOR A HEAD

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    I wanna hug everyone rn

    me

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    he has socks in the other pick

    Yeh. Mr Mutans doesnt dress special, Dentman is the only one w a fancy costume

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    damn, that mutans guy prob has sweet cum

    Its probably jelly or smthn

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    u prob wanna suck it

    yes but not for horny reasons I just know it would taste good

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    I wonder if it would be like, hard candy or smthn like a dick shaped lolipop

    depends if hes horny

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    or whatever femboys do with marshmallows

    what do u think we wouldnt eat them like everyone else?

    Comment deleted by Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    Cosmologistinterntobe

    u could suck dick and do anal sex at the same time...

    Only if I had 2 ppl

    theoretically, if you take out a few ribs and take off the persons legs, you could

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    theoretically, if you take out a few ribs and take off the persons legs, you could

    no bc how am i sposed to suck it if its in my ass

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Cosmo keeps asking me abt sex

    bro, they're ur fantasies

    Cosmo would it help u if I said when I was leaving? U seem to get anxious when nobody responds

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    What did I walk in on

    u walked in on ur own feet

    oops it has to be tomorrow bc my phone has a time limit but i ignored it on whe

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Shy what did I do to u :,

    nothing but i saw a good picrew

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Does anyone here like hugs?

    ME

    ANYWAYSSSSSS I HAVE AN ACTUAL VALENTINE

    urfavvirgo

    ANYWAYSSSSSS I HAVE AN ACTUAL VALENTINE

    yayyy

    i think the fbi is watching us

    No We Aren’t

    Toast ツ

    ANGEM

    i called u on disc

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    welp

    SHUT YOUR GOOFY ASS UO

    Comment deleted by β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑
    Anonymous

    my soulmate asked me out

    woohoo

    gus is kind of a goofy name

    but i’m proud of you

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    alr yall catch yall later

    no

    i was so excited i broke my chromebook

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    u chewed on it...

    uh huh

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    wht u want amy?

    happiness

    real, unadulterated happiness

    then start fucking urself. you'll feel the dopamine and endorphins rush through ur body

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I’ve already rizzed up Madi

    Anybody can rizz up a slut.

    Just show her a fake dick pic (since yours is non-existest)

    urfavvirgo

    fuck u talking abt like that

    Jake’s slutty girlfriend and his non- existent dick.

    Anonymous

    Jake’s slutty girlfriend and his non- existent dick.

    ur the one with a nonexistant dick

    Anonymous

    Anybody can rizz up a slut.

    anybody can rizz up a slut, but a slut is the one thing you can rizz up

    Anonymous

    Jake’s slutty girlfriend and his non- existent dick.

    YUENYEN!

    ARE YOU MY BESTIE

    Anonymous

    Are you illiterate?

    no I was just making sure bc ion think that u wanna be talking abt her like that

    urfavvirgo

    no I was just making sure bc ion think that u wanna be talking abt her like that

    Why ever not? I’m not scared of her.

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    so u want to be besties with.a pedo

    These insult don’t even make sense.

    Anonymous

    These insult don’t even make sense.

    so you think being a pedo isn't bad?

    Anonymous

    These insult don’t even make sense.

    and that sentence didn’t even fucking make sense?

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    anybody can rizz up a slut, but a slut is the one thing you can rizz up

    Are you retarded?

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    so you think being a pedo isn't bad?

    You are retarded. How am I a pedo?

    Anonymous

    Are you retarded?

    ARE YOU MY BESTIE

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    u never denied it

    I’m not a pedophile. I am simply asking what makes you think that.

    Ξ±my

    ARE YOU MY BESTIE

    If you say so.

    Anonymous

    If you say so.

    HEHEHE YES

    WE ARE BESTIES

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    bro, do u really go on here just to hate?

    I am here to remind you of the truth that is rejected.

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    because this is getting lame af

    Nobody is asking you to be here. Feel free to leave.

    Anonymous

    I am here to remind you of the truth that is rejected.

    so u reject the truth?

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    you too!

    Well, I’m not complaining about the lack of β€œentertainment”.

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    you too!

    i want yuanyen to be here

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    so u reject the truth?

    The truth that you reject.

    Jake is a moron who can’t moderate to save his life. He and his whore of a girlfriend should keep their disgusting horniness off of WJE.

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    Anonymous

    Jake is a moron who can’t moderate to save his life. He and his whore of a girlfriend should keep their disgusting horniness off of WJE.

    i agree with the last part

    but madi’s not a whore

    she’s cool

    a little mean

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    what am i

    Ξ±my

    what am i

    My bestie?

    Anonymous

    My bestie?

    BSHSHSSH YESSS

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    :(

    You’d wish you had a bestie like me. 😀

    Amy does not need to wish, as it is already a reality.

    Anonymous

    You’d wish you had a bestie like me. 😀

    hell no. i don't want to be friends with a dick

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    hell no. i don't want to be friends with a dick

    Yes, you’d rather eat one.

    Anonymous

    Amy does not need to wish, as it is already a reality.

    its a bad wish

    Anonymous

    Amy does not need to wish, as it is already a reality.

    its a virtual reality.

    btw Ultraman is one of the most influential Tokusatsu characters of all time aside from Godzilla, but Godzilla only gets the award bc he started Tokusatsu. Also, Ultraman was created by Eiji Tsuburaya who was the one who invented the idea of a putting a man in a monster costume when he was put in charge of special effects for the 1954 film "Godzilla'

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    the eyes look kinda cool, but the way the face looks is wierd

    U mean the weird mouth>

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    btw Ultraman is one of the most influential Tokusatsu characters of all time aside from Godzilla, but Godzilla only gets the award bc he started Tokusatsu. Also, Ultraman was created by Eiji Tsuburaya who was the one who invented the idea of a putting a man in a monster costume when he was put in charge of special effects for the 1954 film "Godzilla'

    Ultraman revolutionized Tokusatsu. Power Rangers (Known as Super Sentai in japan), and pretty much anything involving a giant fighting a monster or other enemy

    and the Henshin Hero genre (Superheros that have to transform into a superhero instead of being one all the time)

    Oh and giant mechs probably wouldnt have been a thing or at least would have taken longer to become popular w/o Ultraman

    Ultraseven has these thingies called Capsule Kaiju. They look like little pills, and he throws them and they become big monsters

    he uses them to fight enemies but so far I dont think any of them have ever won a fight

    bc then there would be no reason for Dan Moriboshi to transform into Ultraseven n then the episode would be boring

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    sorry. i didn't mean it that way

    No its ok bc this is a big issue for me and is smthn I need to stop doing

    Ingenious Greyhound