FCK A DCK

firetruck a duck?

yes

or fuck a dick

depends on how you read it

thats the point

yeah...

bye

youll be alone

i think?

hm?

hi mike

*miku

smh

hi madi

...

hi again

HI COSMO

////////////////////////////////

hi lexi

fuck. delete that

lolllll

its a serious security issue

you said my name

you delete i too

*it

gotcha

you didnt delete it.

ooh

wdym? its gone

ded chat

ok

Hiii Cosmo Kramer from the Iconic sitcom created by Jerry Seinfeld "Seinfeld"

=333

hi sooploosh??

Hello cutie pie

u good?

Im being silly rn I feel so silly

hi

how much sugar did u chug

haha is this a chat now

idk

i guess

so...

is my pfp better than the one i had before?

I had a donut this morning w a chocolate milk but I dont think sugar actually makes u hyper

HOLY FUCK

IS THAT

IS THAT A

A WORM

YES

its nice, but it looks like sooploosh went into ur pfp

lol

OMMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

SQUIRMLEEEEEEEEEEEEE W

WORMY

WIGLYGE

WORMMMMMM

its a picrew

damn, u gotta calm down, sooploosh

FWOMR

FEJGKBSGDBSDJKG

u found ur mate

AAAAAAAA

*it’s

SQUIRMSLE

NO

EW FUCK NO (no offence sooploosh)

I LUVEB THOSE STHGINES

lmao

SQURIJMESL

damn, you love the squirming women

don't u?

Did u mean to say worm?

same thing

jk jk

:O

Also I found the ingredients to make a silly Ultraman outfit

or am i😏?

...

Yellow sunglasses+XL Ultraman Hoodie (for style reasons)+Red yoga shorts+white thigh high socks+white shoes

ok...

I wanna get them I need smthn other than the Garfield outfit

stop speaking fashionese

i don't understand it

I actually am very bad w fashion which is why all my desired femboy outfits are all just based off the color scheme of a character I like

okay...

um

still can

and its also always just Big Hoodie+tiny shorts+thighhighs

not understand the simplest forms of fashionese

Its just me mimicking what I see other femboys wear

SKIBIDI

okay... still too much fashionese

SIGMA

wait fashion?

Sort of

femboy fashion

This

i have a shirt w a polar bear on the back

okay...

good for you?

oof i fell on my hip earlier and it’s red 💀

ouch

fashionese

Also this is what I mean by Ultraman Hoodie

okay...

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

working the first minute of me going outside to school (it’s icy) i fell

lol

imagine living in an icy place

Ha! It never snows here

I never have such issues

where do u live, cali?

yeh

cali?

oh yeah lol

It snows in northern california tho

california. i forgor to finish the word

I live in southern california in the chapparal

didn’t it snow on the beach there once?

chaparral**

ppl migrated there bc there’s “no snow” and it snowed on a beach

i live in az. its fucking 60° today

December 13 1967

that was a long ass time ago

damn

i live in the land of polar bears lol

and the seed safe thing

vault

i hate california

oof

its too...bland

why does usa have so many clothes with starts on them?

No it is not

huh?

San Diego has one of the most biodiverse ecosystems in the USA

the Chapparal

i also hate cities

which sadly in the second most endagered ecosystem after the Amazon Rainforest

endangered*

yeah

Yo

dang it was -20°C a couple of days go here

rip

not as bad as my gut biome. i shit out a third of it whenever i shit

Hey Shy

hi toast

hi toast

Hey Soopy

...

Hey Cosmo

(:

soup?

sup

How are you?

tomato soup

good

good ig

i got a free period

i need to brush my teeth

alr

brush them well

i’ll be on tho

ye ok

k

Cool

...

Is madi on?

Brush ur teeth

what the-

mami

It's Dentman

lmao

its dentatstic

the Tokusatsu mascot who teaches kids (and on twitter, has helped ppl w depression start brushing again) the importance of dental hygiene

stop japanesing everything

Ill be back

alr

dang, whos stalking

Hes from Japan tho

ok...

but i never really asked..

...

This is his rival, Mr Mutans, who encourages kids to eat candy n stuff w/o regard for dental hygiene

damn. talk about a good role model

it looks like AI

Its not

yeah

the fingers aren

*aren't messed up

...

CAN WE ACKNOWLEDGE THAT MUTANS KUN IS JUST WEARING NORMAL SNEAKERS!! LIKE HE HAS NO FANCY COSTUME HE JUST HAS CANDY FOR A HEAD

ITS SO LSIYYL

SILYY

SILYLY

SILLY

THERE

I wanna hug everyone rn

ok...

what

me

he has socks in the other pick

Not u

TRAINERS

yeah, i know

Yeh. Mr Mutans doesnt dress special, Dentman is the only one w a fancy costume

damn, that mutans guy prob has sweet cum

Its probably jelly or smthn

u prob wanna suck it

don't you?

I wonder if it would be like, hard candy or smthn like a dick shaped lolipop

yes but not for horny reasons I just know it would taste good

uh huh...

u want him to be ur sugary daddy

What the fluoride

depends if hes horny

Yeh

it would be like gummy candy when hes not

hes prob a marshmallow under all that suit

Maybe

a marshmallow u wanna chew on

or whatever femboys do with marshmallows

...

what do u think we wouldnt eat them like everyone else?

idk

My thighs r marshmallows fr

i wouldn't want to eat those marshmallows...

I want someone to put a stick thru me =3c

wtf?

does that clear things up?

good for u?

u don't want to suck it?

Why should I answer that

u could suck dick and do anal sex at the same time...

...

Only if I had 2 ppl

theoretically, if you take out a few ribs and take off the persons legs, you could

do both

So

think about it

I AM WADES

How are you guyd

GOOD

BUT I AM WADES

no bc how am i sposed to suck it if its in my ass

Fhatsh

Thats goood

Sorry

Cosmo keeps asking me abt sex

maybe he just wants to make sure his fantasies are accurate

...

bro, they're ur fantasies

hi

hi

sooploosh was talking about anal sex

...

hello>

?

Im back

so...

lets stop talking about anal sex

Cosmo would it help u if I said when I was leaving? U seem to get anxious when nobody responds

its fine.

i just do it cause i get bored

oh kk

yeah...

What did I walk in on

Read it mr smartypants

im sorry :c

hi jake

Shut up cosmo

u walked in on ur own feet

:(

im sorry :c

>:(

:< I didnt mean it

I:)

its fine...

hi again

ur pfp....

its a bit too emo

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT

ok

WHYYYYYYYY

I miss the worm :<

im joking. its nice

SOOPLOOSH I CAN HAVE IT ON UEU

UWU

and its fu to see soopy getting tortured

>:)

*fun

Shy what did I do to u :,

you lived

oops it has to be tomorrow bc my phone has a time limit but i ignored it on whe

wje

nothing but i saw a good picrew

Yay!!!!!

torture him. comeon

you do it.

NOOO MY NAME

huh?

THE DIAMOND IN TJE FROMNT

oh

DOWSNT HAVE A SPCAE

yeh

SPACE

AND THE OTHER ONE DOES

icky

NOOOOO

also Shy Dragon isnt capitalized :<

yeah...

the space

L

major L

the capitalisation was on purpose

not the diamond

ok

but still big L

L bozo get spaced

ok i changed it

Does anyone here like hugs?

me

or sorta

Im gonna hug u w my mind then >=3

ME

hi amy

ANYWAYSSSSSS I HAVE AN ACTUAL VALENTINE

cool

Do y'all think I'll get this right

I will hug u w my mind

=3

Hello

Hiii Toast!

I got opragx

Hey Soopy

I gtg now acutally

Bye

i gtg too bye

Bye

TOASTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

TSOTIEIEI

TIASOTD

yayyy

ANGEM

ANFEK

Hi

i think the fbi is watching us

No We Aren’t

i called u on disc

hu--

You did?

mhm

welp

SHUT YOUR GOOFY ASS UO

hi ethan

im callin u rn toastie

:)

heyo

hi ethan

wsp

Hows dani

efan

Hey Etahn

my soulmate asked me out

I MENT NORMAL :)

TAOTIEE

Thats good

TAOSTIEI

woohoo

]

g

TOAST

Gus asked me out

>//<

gus is kind of a goofy name

but i’m proud of you

its not his real name

alr yall catch yall later

Bye

no

wht.

Nice

i was so excited i broke my chromebook

Oh yeag

wht u want amy?

hi guys

i am leavin soon sooooo

toast

u ignire me on dusc

better spill

discv

im on mah phone rn btw

...

soooo amy tf u wanna tell me befo i go bro

xdcfvghbjnk

u chewed on it...

My fsuk5

yep i gone

peace!

cya

uh huh

y tho

u fucking chewed it

hello?

...

happiness

real, unadulterated happiness

then start fucking urself. you'll feel the dopamine and endorphins rush through ur body

no

why not

think about it

...

Cosmo what are you on today

meth

and a few other things

Okay

want some? it'll rizz up madi

and maybe even toast

I’ve already rizzed up Madi

u can rizz her up more. on uwu

I am

Anybody can rizz up a slut.

Just show her a fake dick pic (since yours is non-existest)

fuck u talking abt like that

Jake’s slutty girlfriend and his non- existent dick.

Are you illiterate?

keep the rizz on uwu

ur the one with a nonexistant dick

anybody can rizz up a slut, but a slut is the one thing you can rizz up

YUENYEN!

ARE YOU MY BESTIE

nope. he aint

hes prob a pedo

yes he is

so u want to be besties with.a pedo

damn, amy you've gone low

...

. . .

no I was just making sure bc ion think that u wanna be talking abt her like that

hi virgo

Why ever not? I’m not scared of her.

These insult don’t even make sense.

bro, do u really go on here just to hate?

so you think being a pedo isn't bad?

and that sentence didn’t even fucking make sense?

Are you retarded?

nope. its the truth

You are retarded. How am I a pedo?

have u ever rizzed anybody?

ARE YOU MY BESTIE

u never denied it

YUANYEN

I’m not a pedophile. I am simply asking what makes you think that.

ok. good to know that

If you say so.

HEHEHE YES

WE ARE BESTIES

can this get interesting.

because this is getting lame af

I am here to remind you of the truth that is rejected.

hey shawty

Nobody is asking you to be here. Feel free to leave.

pcp peppa

you too!

so u reject the truth?

u don't make any sense

Well, I’m not complaining about the lack of “entertainment”.

i want yuanyen to be here

The truth that you reject.

and that is what?

Jake is a moron who can’t moderate to save his life. He and his whore of a girlfriend should keep their disgusting horniness off of WJE.

i agree with the last part

but madi’s not a whore

she’s cool

a little mean

but cool

what am i

My bestie?

so do i

BSHSHSSH YESSS

:)

:|

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:(

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