Now that's a fire
Listen son
Knock you in your head with my stick
With my stick
You gon' have a mark from my stick
From my stick
My stick, my stick
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick
I don't wanna!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-phfrr
Yeah, you want my stick
Thunk your coconut with my stick
Look at my stick (Mm-hmm)
You gon' feel the wrath of my stick
Fear my stick!
My stick, my stick
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick
But it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
It's my perfect stick
My stick is my friend born from a log
Everyone can see it's better than bacon
Why'd you get so crotchety and mean?
Look at my stick
Why'd you drink that creature's milk? It's green!
Got me sick!
My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick)
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't use my stick
But it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
Don't you like my stick?
No, it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm
It's my perfect stick
My stick and me take walks every day
Past the hooligans down by the ocean
When they laugh at my stick, then they learn
How my stick is much denser than bacon
Bought a little piggy and I let the little piggy run amok (So cute)
But when I would sleep, little piggy kept wakin' me up (Sold him)
People often fight about which birds are the best birds (Do they?)
But everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst
I kiss my stick, it's my stick
You can't pick up my stick
Keep your mitts off my stick
I disappear for years then reappear
Right here to cheer about my cool stick
When I was a little bitty kid
Little bitty kid
I had not yet found my mighty stick
Then I did! Mm-hmmm
I could break your stick usin' just my brain
My stick?
I could make you wish you couldn't feel pain
Not my stick! Hmm-mm
My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick)
My stick is better than bacon!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick
I don't want your stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-vmmp
Yeah, you want my stick
I mean, it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm
It's my big boy stick
Bought a bag of venom and I wish I
Really, really, really didn't (It turns out)
Nobody has a good reason to own a bag of venom (It's poison)
Poke on my bruise sometimes 'cause I like how it hurts (It hurts good)
Everybody can agree that seagulls are
The worst (Worst, worst, worst, worst)
I kiss my stick, it's my stick
You can't pick up my stick
Keep your mitts off my stick
Everyone can see it's better than bacon
I kiss my stick, it's my stick
My stick is my friend born from a log
Everyone can see it's better than bacon
Now that's a fire
Listen son
Knock you in your head with my stick
With my stick
You gon' have a mark from my stick
From my stick
My stick, my stick
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick
I don't wanna!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-phfrr
Yeah, you want my stick
Thunk your coconut with my stick
Look at my stick (Mm-hmm)
You gon' feel the wrath of my stick
Fear my stick!
My stick, my stick
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick
But it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
It's my perfect stick
My stick is my friend born from a log
Everyone can see it's better than bacon
Why'd you get so crotchety and mean?
Look at my stick
Why'd you drink that creature's milk? It's green!
Got me sick!
My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick)
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't use my stick
But it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
Don't you like my stick?
No, it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm
It's my perfect stick
My stick and me take walks every day
Past the hooligans down by the ocean
When they laugh at my stick, then they learn
How my stick is much denser than bacon
Bought a little piggy and I let the little piggy run amok (So cute)
But when I would sleep, little piggy kept wakin' me up (Sold him)
People often fight about which birds are the best birds (Do they?)
But everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst
I kiss my stick, it's my stick
You can't pick up my stick
Keep your mitts off my stick
I disappear for years then reappear
Right here to cheer about my cool stick
When I was a little bitty kid
Little bitty kid
I had not yet found my mighty stick
Then I did! Mm-hmmm
I could break your stick usin' just my brain
My stick?
I could make you wish you couldn't feel pain
Not my stick! Hmm-mm
My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick)
My stick is better than bacon!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick
I don't want your stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-vmmp
Yeah, you want my stick
I mean, it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm
It's my big boy stick
Bought a bag of venom and I wish I
Really, really, really didn't (It turns out)
Nobody has a good reason to own a bag of venom (It's poison)
Poke on my bruise sometimes 'cause I like how it hurts (It hurts good)
Everybody can agree that seagulls are
The worst (Worst, worst, worst, worst)
I kiss my stick, it's my stick
You can't pick up my stick
Keep your mitts off my stick
Everyone can see it's better than bacon
I kiss my stick, it's my stick
My stick is my friend born from a log
Everyone can see it's better than bacon
Now that's a fire
Listen son
Knock you in your head with my stick
With my stick
You gon' have a mark from my stick
From my stick
My stick, my stick
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick
I don't wanna!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-phfrr
Yeah, you want my stick
Thunk your coconut with my stick
Look at my stick (Mm-hmm)
You gon' feel the wrath of my stick
Fear my stick!
My stick, my stick
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick
But it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
It's my perfect stick
My stick is my friend born from a log
Everyone can see it's better than bacon
Why'd you get so crotchety and mean?
Look at my stick
Why'd you drink that creature's milk? It's green!
Got me sick!
My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick)
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't use my stick
But it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
Don't you like my stick?
No, it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm
It's my perfect stick
My stick and me take walks every day
Past the hooligans down by the ocean
When they laugh at my stick, then they learn
How my stick is much denser than bacon
Bought a little piggy and I let the little piggy run amok (So cute)
But when I would sleep, little piggy kept wakin' me up (Sold him)
People often fight about which birds are the best birds (Do they?)
But everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst
I kiss my stick, it's my stick
You can't pick up my stick
Keep your mitts off my stick
I disappear for years then reappear
Right here to cheer about my cool stick
When I was a little bitty kid
Little bitty kid
I had not yet found my mighty stick
Then I did! Mm-hmmm
I could break your stick usin' just my brain
My stick?
I could make you wish you couldn't feel pain
Not my stick! Hmm-mm
My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick)
My stick is better than bacon!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick
I don't want your stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-vmmp
Yeah, you want my stick
I mean, it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm
It's my big boy stick
Bought a bag of venom and I wish I
Really, really, really didn't (It turns out)
Nobody has a good reason to own a bag of venom (It's poison)
Poke on my bruise sometimes 'cause I like how it hurts (It hurts good)
Everybody can agree that seagulls are
The worst (Worst, worst, worst, worst)
I kiss my stick, it's my stick
You can't pick up my stick
Keep your mitts off my stick
Everyone can see it's better than bacon
I kiss my stick, it's my stick
My stick is my friend born from a log
Everyone can see it's better than bacon
Now that's a fire
Listen son
Knock you in your head with my stick
With my stick
You gon' have a mark from my stick
From my stick
My stick, my stick
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick
I don't wanna!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-phfrr
Yeah, you want my stick
Thunk your coconut with my stick
Look at my stick (Mm-hmm)
You gon' feel the wrath of my stick
Fear my stick!
My stick, my stick
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick
But it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
It's my perfect stick
My stick is my friend born from a log
Everyone can see it's better than bacon
Why'd you get so crotchety and mean?
Look at my stick
Why'd you drink that creature's milk? It's green!
Got me sick!
My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick)
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't use my stick
But it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
Don't you like my stick?
No, it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm
It's my perfect stick
My stick and me take walks every day
Past the hooligans down by the ocean
When they laugh at my stick, then they learn
How my stick is much denser than bacon
Bought a little piggy and I let the little piggy run amok (So cute)
But when I would sleep, little piggy kept wakin' me up (Sold him)
People often fight about which birds are the best birds (Do they?)
But everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst
I kiss my stick, it's my stick
You can't pick up my stick
Keep your mitts off my stick
I disappear for years then reappear
Right here to cheer about my cool stick
When I was a little bitty kid
Little bitty kid
I had not yet found my mighty stick
Then I did! Mm-hmmm
I could break your stick usin' just my brain
My stick?
I could make you wish you couldn't feel pain
Not my stick! Hmm-mm
My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick)
My stick is better than bacon!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick
I don't want your stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-vmmp
Yeah, you want my stick
I mean, it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm
It's my big boy stick
Bought a bag of venom and I wish I
Really, really, really didn't (It turns out)
Nobody has a good reason to own a bag of venom (It's poison)
Poke on my bruise sometimes 'cause I like how it hurts (It hurts good)
Everybody can agree that seagulls are
The worst (Worst, worst, worst, worst)
I kiss my stick, it's my stick
You can't pick up my stick
Keep your mitts off my stick
Everyone can see it's better than bacon
I kiss my stick, it's my stick
My stick is my friend born from a log
Everyone can see it's better than bacon
arsonisfun
I SWEAR IF U GUYS BRING THE DRAMA HEREE
arsonisfun
I'm going to backflip off the roof
Anonymous
they will
arsonisfun
Probably 💀
Anonymous
its ok though
Anonymous
everythigns ok =D
arsonisfun
Yup
arsonisfun
Mannnn all I wanted was to spread wadeism NOT whatever is going on there
Anonymous
How do i stop letting pple get to me
Anonymous
it dose to me
Anonymous
ingenous keeps js getting to me
Evelyn
hi
Anonymous
hi
Evelyn
where is wade :)
arsonisfun
Well try to think about how other ppl are more worried about how other ppl see them
Evelyn
like original wade
arsonisfun
In my basement
Anonymous
idk just
Anonymous
i cant anymore
Chunke Monke
he's probably gonna forgive u in za future dw
Anonymous
he js hates me cause ima nnoying
Anonymous
like
Chunke Monke
he's gonna realize how stupid dat is and forgive u
Anonymous
i hate being told to leave every second
Anonymous
nd being told to kms every 5 mins
Chunke Monke
dont take it to heart
Anonymous
toast, i will talk to u tmrw
Anonymous
i need to do some things
Anonymous
Cool
arsonisfun
Honestly ingenious is pretty okay when talking to me but i honestly cany defend him when he's acting like that
Evelyn
some things
Anonymous
Its hard not to when i go on wje cause almost everyone calms me down so its my weakest points
Chunke Monke
same
arsonisfun
Bro y u hating one her so badddd
Anonymous
thats why i always act annoying
Anonymous
cause its all js tryna
αmy
girl just get lost already
Perc
Fr she seems nice
arsonisfun
Yea
arsonisfun
May is just a sweetie guyss
Anonymous
Thank you.
Chunke Monke
arsonisfun
Saw this Mann
arsonisfun
Good times
Chunke Monke
bruv
Perc
Lmao
urfavvirgo
FLAPS
Chunke Monke
i've seen just about every meme on the internet
Anonymous
i normally go to toast when ingenous upsets me
arsonisfun
Fr
arsonisfun
Ur memes r insane
Chunke Monke
very cash money memes
Evelyn
Hi
arsonisfun
Toast is nice
Evelyn
real
Chunke Monke
toast is toast
Chunke Monke
and is better with cinnamon
Anonymous
hes my faveriot child (dont tell xin)
arsonisfun
Listening to Weezer rn
arsonisfun
Imma steal that favorite spot soon toast....just waiiittt
holy wade ツ
listen to the holy wadele
Evelyn
nice
arsonisfun
HOLY WADE IS BACK GUYS
Evelyn
No, I will
Alastor Wade.
Now that's a fire Listen son Knock you in your head with my stick With my stick You gon' have a mark from my stick From my stick My stick, my stick My stick is better than bacon Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't touch my stick I don't wanna! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-phfrr Yeah, you want my stick Thunk your coconut with my stick Look at my stick (Mm-hmm) You gon' feel the wrath of my stick Fear my stick! My stick, my stick My stick is better than bacon Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't touch my stick But it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm It's my perfect stick My stick is my friend born from a log Everyone can see it's better than bacon Why'd you get so crotchety and mean? Look at my stick Why'd you drink that creature's milk? It's green! Got me sick! My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick) My stick is better than bacon Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't use my stick But it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm Don't you like my stick? No, it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm It's my perfect stick My stick and me take walks every day Past the hooligans down by the ocean When they laugh at my stick, then they learn How my stick is much denser than bacon Bought a little piggy and I let the little piggy run amok (So cute) But when I would sleep, little piggy kept wakin' me up (Sold him) People often fight about which birds are the best birds (Do they?) But everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst I kiss my stick, it's my stick You can't pick up my stick Keep your mitts off my stick I disappear for years then reappear Right here to cheer about my cool stick When I was a little bitty kid Little bitty kid I had not yet found my mighty stick Then I did! Mm-hmmm I could break your stick usin' just my brain My stick? I could make you wish you couldn't feel pain Not my stick! Hmm-mm My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick) My stick is better than bacon! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't touch my stick I don't want your stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-vmmp Yeah, you want my stick I mean, it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm It's my big boy stick Bought a bag of venom and I wish I Really, really, really didn't (It turns out) Nobody has a good reason to own a bag of venom (It's poison) Poke on my bruise sometimes 'cause I like how it hurts (It hurts good) Everybody can agree that seagulls are The worst (Worst, worst, worst, worst) I kiss my stick, it's my stick You can't pick up my stick Keep your mitts off my stick Everyone can see it's better than bacon I kiss my stick, it's my stick My stick is my friend born from a log Everyone can see it's better than bacon
Alastor Wade.
FEAR MY STICK
Anonymous
please s to[
arsonisfun
NO WAY HES STILL DROPPIN THE WADBLE
Evelyn
that is just suspicious
Alastor Wade.
sorry im supposed to sleep so i better go
Anonymous
May did you think it was funny to talk shit about me behind my back
arsonisfun
WADEBLE*
urfavvirgo
who tf
urfavvirgo
are u
arsonisfun
She's new
Anonymous
Wdym?
arsonisfun
Also
urfavvirgo
stop causing unnecessary drama
Evelyn
real
Perc
Hi emily!
Alastor Wade.
stickisbetterthanbacon
Flappy.
(it probably was)
arsonisfun
U matching with someone cuz I think I keep seeing Dino pfpsss
urfavvirgo
it’s gotta be cosmo
Toast ツ
Hey Virgo
Alastor Wade.
stick is denser than bacon
urfavvirgo
(I thought so too help 😭)
Evelyn
hi, i just joined today!
Anonymous
Here we'll make a post. Talk about it, cause idk wym.
urfavvirgo
FLAPS UWU
Anonymous
Chunke uwu
urfavvirgo
fattest lie I’ve ever heard cosmo
Anonymous
I made a post, explain.
Anonymous
we dont need dramam ehre
Perc
It's not comso
Evelyn
No, we can't be the same person. We were messaging at the same time
Chunke Monke
kk
Chunke Monke
k
arsonisfun
Kk
Chunke Monke
kkk
arsonisfun
NOT THE 3RD K
arsonisfun
ABORT ABORT
Chunke Monke
arsonisfun
NOOOOOO
arsonisfun
WADE WHYYYY
Chunke Monke
wade why not
Evelyn
.....
arsonisfun
💀💀💀
Evelyn
Thiswesite is crazy
arsonisfun
Idk why but usher just started playing
arsonisfun
I've never listen to usher once
arsonisfun
Listened*
Toast ツ
QW:LAFHAHAHHHAHHHAHAHH
Perc
Yeah I'm distancing myself
arsonisfun
Fr
Toast ツ
is anyone whoes not annoying online?
Anonymous
That's not Cosmo, you schizo.
arsonisfun
TOASTT
arsonisfun
Me??
Alastor Wade.
i can be
arsonisfun
Or maybe I'm annoying idk
urfavvirgo
YOUR THE SCHIZO
Alastor Wade.
no, you're cool!
arsonisfun
Coolio
arsonisfun
Noice
Anonymous
Y'r'ou'e
Perc
I'd say me but I'm sure there are people who think I'm annoying
Anonymous
*
arsonisfun
Nah I think ur good
Anonymous
Moron.
Alastor Wade.
youre cool!
Perc
Same to you
Perc
Ty
arsonisfun
Thxx
Anonymous
Maybe... just maybe.... stop being annoying.
arsonisfun
I've always been a bystander to all this drama tbh
Evelyn
Am I annoying?
Alastor Wade.
ooh wise words you got there
arsonisfun
Or an instigator lmao
arsonisfun
Nah ur fine
Alastor Wade.
am i annoying?
Perc
I'd love to hear why you think I'm annoying
Anonymous
Ok yall suck bye
arsonisfun
Maybe he just doesn't like trees
Alastor Wade.
yw!
Evelyn
:)
Alastor Wade.
lol
arsonisfun
Damn what did I do
Perc
Lol how treeist of him
Evelyn
ok? Bye?
arsonisfun
I'm a tree hugger
Alastor Wade.
who are all the wades (names i mean)?
Evelyn
ME
arsonisfun
ME
Perc
As am I
urfavvirgo
YOUR A MORON
Alastor Wade.
i mean whats ur name before u changed
arsonisfun
A refined individual I see
Evelyn
where is rich wade?
Alastor Wade.
im shy dragon
holy wade ツ
my name is jesus of wadereth
Perc
Insane people(no offense)
arsonisfun
Arsonisfun
arsonisfun
I'm probably gonna change it back soon
Alastor Wade.
non taken!
Evelyn
Lola
Perc
Indeed
arsonisfun
Actually imma change back to my old pfp
arsonisfun
I MISS HIM
Evelyn
Wade wants me to change mine to Lady Wade
Evelyn
My name
Alastor Wade.
ok
Alastor Wade.
bye it's 23:25 (aka late
Alastor Wade.
)
Evelyn
bye then
arsonisfun
TOM NOOK IS BACKKKK
Perc
Bye!!
arsonisfun
Byeee
Alastor Wade.
needed the ) fr
Alastor Wade.
i forgot the name
Perc
OH I REMEMBER YOU
Alastor Wade.
Now that's a fire Listen son Knock you in your head with my stick With my stick You gon' have a mark from my stick From my stick My stick, my stick My stick is better than bacon Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't touch my stick I don't wanna! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-phfrr Yeah, you want my stick Thunk your coconut with my stick Look at my stick (Mm-hmm) You gon' feel the wrath of my stick Fear my stick! My stick, my stick My stick is better than bacon Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't touch my stick But it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm It's my perfect stick My stick is my friend born from a log Everyone can see it's better than bacon Why'd you get so crotchety and mean? Look at my stick Why'd you drink that creature's milk? It's green! Got me sick! My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick) My stick is better than bacon Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't use my stick But it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm Don't you like my stick? No, it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm It's my perfect stick My stick and me take walks every day Past the hooligans down by the ocean When they laugh at my stick, then they learn How my stick is much denser than bacon Bought a little piggy and I let the little piggy run amok (So cute) But when I would sleep, little piggy kept wakin' me up (Sold him) People often fight about which birds are the best birds (Do they?) But everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst I kiss my stick, it's my stick You can't pick up my stick Keep your mitts off my stick I disappear for years then reappear Right here to cheer about my cool stick When I was a little bitty kid Little bitty kid I had not yet found my mighty stick Then I did! Mm-hmmm I could break your stick usin' just my brain My stick? I could make you wish you couldn't feel pain Not my stick! Hmm-mm My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick) My stick is better than bacon! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't touch my stick I don't want your stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-vmmp Yeah, you want my stick I mean, it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm It's my big boy stick Bought a bag of venom and I wish I Really, really, really didn't (It turns out) Nobody has a good reason to own a bag of venom (It's poison) Poke on my bruise sometimes 'cause I like how it hurts (It hurts good) Everybody can agree that seagulls are The worst (Worst, worst, worst, worst) I kiss my stick, it's my stick You can't pick up my stick Keep your mitts off my stick Everyone can see it's better than bacon I kiss my stick, it's my stick My stick is my friend born from a log Everyone can see it's better than bacon
arsonisfun
??
arsonisfun
Lmaoo
Alastor Wade.
FEAR MY STICK
Perc
I only remember new people by their pfp which is why I didn't remember you earlier
Anonymous
cya guys tmrw
Wade XL
What’s this I hear about issues with WADEISM?
Alastor Wade.
the green milk got me dying
arsonisfun
ME TOOO
Anonymous
Treeist?
arsonisfun
SIR WADE
Perc
Bye cosmo!
Perc
I have some complaints
Wade XL
U want me to find u a flamethrower pfp
Alastor Wade.
did u recognise me?
Wade XL
SILENCE SLADE
Anonymous
WADEEEEE
Perc
NEVER
arsonisfun
NO I CHANGED BACK RN CUZ I MISSED MY OLD PFP
arsonisfun
FORGIVE ME WADEEE
Perc
ANTI-WADEISM
Alastor Wade.
rude!
Alastor Wade.
ok my actually
Alastor Wade.
but
Wade XL
NO PROBLEM ARSON I FORGIVE U
Alastor Wade.
Now that's a fire Listen son Knock you in your head with my stick With my stick You gon' have a mark from my stick From my stick My stick, my stick My stick is better than bacon Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't touch my stick I don't wanna! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-phfrr Yeah, you want my stick Thunk your coconut with my stick Look at my stick (Mm-hmm) You gon' feel the wrath of my stick Fear my stick! My stick, my stick My stick is better than bacon Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't touch my stick But it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm It's my perfect stick My stick is my friend born from a log Everyone can see it's better than bacon Why'd you get so crotchety and mean? Look at my stick Why'd you drink that creature's milk? It's green! Got me sick! My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick) My stick is better than bacon Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't use my stick But it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm Don't you like my stick? No, it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm It's my perfect stick My stick and me take walks every day Past the hooligans down by the ocean When they laugh at my stick, then they learn How my stick is much denser than bacon Bought a little piggy and I let the little piggy run amok (So cute) But when I would sleep, little piggy kept wakin' me up (Sold him) People often fight about which birds are the best birds (Do they?) But everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst I kiss my stick, it's my stick You can't pick up my stick Keep your mitts off my stick I disappear for years then reappear Right here to cheer about my cool stick When I was a little bitty kid Little bitty kid I had not yet found my mighty stick Then I did! Mm-hmmm I could break your stick usin' just my brain My stick? I could make you wish you couldn't feel pain Not my stick! Hmm-mm My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick) My stick is better than bacon! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't touch my stick I don't want your stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-vmmp Yeah, you want my stick I mean, it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm It's my big boy stick Bought a bag of venom and I wish I Really, really, really didn't (It turns out) Nobody has a good reason to own a bag of venom (It's poison) Poke on my bruise sometimes 'cause I like how it hurts (It hurts good) Everybody can agree that seagulls are The worst (Worst, worst, worst, worst) I kiss my stick, it's my stick You can't pick up my stick Keep your mitts off my stick Everyone can see it's better than bacon I kiss my stick, it's my stick My stick is my friend born from a log Everyone can see it's better than bacon
Alastor Wade.
:)
arsonisfun
YAY
Anonymous
WADEAADADADADA
Flappy.
shy stop rq
Evelyn
WADE UR BACK :)
Wade XL
INEGNIOUS WADE
Perc
WADE HOW DID THIS MONSTROSITY EVEN START
Alastor Wade.
i will
Wade XL
Briefly but yes
arsonisfun
Whyyyyy
Evelyn
YAY
Wade XL
When I created the universe
Evelyn
YAy
Anonymous
YAYYYYY
Perc
Because he banned me once
arsonisfun
The moment of our creation
Wade XL
I am the Messiah Perc. I am Marvel Jesus
Perc
LIES
arsonisfun
Oh damn wade is a mod?
Perc
I don't believe you
Evelyn
ALLL HAIL LORD WADE
Wade XL
Maybe
Perc
Lmao
Perc
Not anymore
Wade XL
For now
arsonisfun
Cool
Wade XL
In time
Perc
I'LL EXPOSE YOUR SECRETS
arsonisfun
VOTE ME AS MOD GUYSSS
arsonisfun
I'd be great at it
Perc
Oh no
arsonisfun
VOYE ARSONNN
Wade XL
I am the Messiah, I am Marvel Jesus
arsonisfun
VOTE*
Perc
STOP PLOTTING YOUR RETURN TO MODISM
Evelyn
I LOVE LORD WADE
Anonymous
Yummy
arsonisfun
I'd wanna be a mod to get high off power until everyone kicks me
arsonisfun
/jk
arsonisfun
(Make me a mod so I can do this)
Anonymous
. . .
Anonymous
Id be a horrid mod
Perc
*cough* Wade *cough*
Anonymous
id never wanna be one
arsonisfun
LMAO
arsonisfun
I think I'd just be fun to have the title
Anonymous
Reall
arsonisfun
I wouldn't actually do anything tho
Evelyn
BOW DOWN TO WADE
Perc
NEVER
Anonymous
No. Its js to help the site.
arsonisfun
Tru
arsonisfun
Wanna just appreciate the drama free zone rn
arsonisfun
Niceee
Anonymous
Yes
Anonymous
yeah
Wade XL
What drama happen
Anonymous
Nice aint it
Wade XL
Was it about WADEISM?
Evelyn
tut tut tut
Evelyn
Partly
Perc
*disgusting religion
Anonymous
Yall im sorry lol
Anonymous
Cosmo mostly
arsonisfun
Not really
Wade XL
Inegnious, talk to me child
arsonisfun
It was ingenious wade
Wade XL
What happen
arsonisfun
Well he started fighting with may and cosmo
arsonisfun
And ppl joined in and it became a whole thing
Anonymous
Sounds normal
arsonisfun
Ingenious just hates may for some reason and thinks Cosmo is a pedo
Perc
Yep
Anonymous
Because im annoying and shaped like a lego.
arsonisfun
Pretty sure now that Cosmo isn't a pedo tho
Evelyn
Wade, how old r u?
arsonisfun
STOP BEING UR OWN HATERRR
Anonymous
no im just saying what he said
Wade XL
I am Marvel Jesus🗿
Anonymous
Yep everyone ganged up on me and that’s it
Evelyn
no you aren't
Wade XL
Sorry I wasn’t there bud, I woulda helped ya
Perc
I will rebel
Evelyn
that's how old u are?
arsonisfun
I literally didn't do anything I was just confused the whole time
Anonymous
smh im js saying waht he siad
Evelyn
I didn't! I just sat there and watched
Wade XL
There must be no conflict among Wades..
Anonymous
arsonisfun
Yea no wades ganged up on him
urfavvirgo
what the hell
Perc
I shall cause conflict then
Wade XL
As long as the Wades were untied that’s all that matters
Anonymous
Anonymous
Perc
I gtg guys anti-wadeism forever
Evelyn
so wade, u are marvel jesus years old?
arsonisfun
Bye bye tree lady
holy wade ツ
you dont know the proper way of wadeism
Evelyn
bye perc
arsonisfun
True wadeism is peace
Wade XL
Holy Wade!
arsonisfun
That's the wadeism I followw
arsonisfun
PEACE EVEN FOR THE SLADES
arsonisfun
(I'm just tired of dramaa)
holy wade ツ
we can respect the slades even though we know their opinions are wrong and dont matter
arsonisfun
💀
Wade XL
There must be no conflict among Wades, we must be united against the Slades. That is the way of the Wade.
Evelyn
wtf is Alastor Wade doing on that post?
arsonisfun
Don't question him
arsonisfun
He's just a bit special
Evelyn
ok lol
arsonisfun
ACTUALLY I CANT BE TALKING CUZ I DID SMTH LIKE THAT TOO
Wade XL
Alastor Wade is a part timer
arsonisfun
If u click my profile and see my community posts ur gonna find me spamming arson 💀💀💀💀
arsonisfun
Fr
arsonisfun
arsonisfun
I don't even know why
Evelyn
#wadeformodagain #untiedwades4ever #allhaillordwade #bowdowntowade
arsonisfun
#WADE IS LIFE
Wade XL
Based
Wade XL
I am Marvel Jesus
Evelyn
All hail Wade !
Evelyn
I'mm 15
Wade XL
Noice
Evelyn
I'm*
arsonisfun
Month**
Evelyn
same!
Evelyn
My bday is 4 march
arsonisfun
NO WAY MINE IN MARCH TOOOO
Wade XL
I must go now, I will return
arsonisfun
See ya wadey
Evelyn
OMG NO WAY
Wade XL
Cya guys!
arsonisfun
WADE4LIFE
Evelyn
Bye. Lord Saviour
arsonisfun
Actually I gtg too
arsonisfun
Ttyl guys
Evelyn
ye
Evelyn
igtg too
Evelyn
cya