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hey toast

im alright hbu

thats good

watcha doin

last night i was talking to her

oooooooo

watching a series of unfourtunate events

mal

oooooooo

she said i was in her dream

show of movie?

or

Toast ツ

she said i was in her dream

AHHHHH

that show is so frickin good

have you read the books?

i read them like 2 something years ago

i read most of them in 3rd grade but they got repetitive so i stopped

i watched the show nd the movie though

what are you guys talking about?

Anonymous

what are you guys talking about?

a series of unfortunate events

i have never heard of it before

Anonymous

i have never heard of it before

no way

they just find their dead uncle

Toast ツ

they just find their dead uncle

uncle monty?

oml that part made me cry lmao

i loved him

FLAPPYAPPYAPPY

i wanna beat up klaus though

that guys a loser in the show

no stop thats so real

the show did him dirty

dam i wish i matched pfps with someone lol

OMG I LOVE THAT

"ErM ActUaLlY ThE WorD iS ONoMaToPoeia"

FLAPPY DY DO IT

WHY AM I THE ONE IN THE RED

YOU BE THE ONE IN THE RED

Flappy.

WHY AM I THE ONE IN THE RED

BECAUSE IM GIVING U THE BETTER CHOICE

Toast ツ

"ErM ActUaLlY ThE WorD iS ONoMaToPoeia"

STOP KLAUS IS SO 🤓

IF I SHOULD BE HAPPY WHY DONT YOU DO IT

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The Unknown King of Moderation

GUYS GUYS LOOK I FINALLY LEARNED HOW TO PROPERLY FOLD CLOTHES

omg it looks so organised good job

SHOULDNT YOU HAVE LEARNED THAT LONG AGO

Flappy.

IF I SHOULD BE HAPPY WHY DONT YOU DO IT

PLEASE

id give you a gold star but SOMEONE told me i cant give them out...

NO THATS MOD ABUSE

The Unknown King of Moderation

GUYS GUYS LOOK I FINALLY LEARNED HOW TO PROPERLY FOLD CLOTHES

congrats

The Unknown King of Moderation

NOBODY TAUGHT ME

UR LIKE MY FRIEND

The Unknown King of Moderation

NOBODY TAUGHT ME

dam

HIS MOM STILL PACKS CLOTHES FOR HIM WHEN HE GOES PLACES

FLAPPY SHOULD TOTALLY BE THE ONE IN THE RED

NO FR ITS SUCH A GOOD PFP

FLAPPY EVERYONE WILL SEE IT ND BE LIKE "OMG WHO IS THAT HAPPY HOTTIE???"

Flappy.

HIS MOM STILL PACKS CLOTHES FOR HIM WHEN HE GOES PLACES

bro my mom would never

Flappy.

HIS MOM STILL PACKS CLOTHES FOR HIM WHEN HE GOES PLACES

PLEASE JUST FOR TODAY AND THEN U CAN PICK OUR NEXT PFPS

YES JAKE SPREAD YOUR WINGS ND FLY

urfavvirgo

FLAPPY SHOULD TOTALLY BE THE ONE IN THE RED

NO YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE IN THE RED

mal

FLAPPY EVERYONE WILL SEE IT ND BE LIKE "OMG WHO IS THAT HAPPY HOTTIE???"

YES OMFG THIS IS MY POINT

The Unknown King of Moderation

IM BECOMING INDEPENDENT WHOOP WHOOP

congrats lol

Flappy.

NO YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE IN THE RED

NO PLS UR PFP IS ALREADY LIKE A SHADE OF RED

ID DO IT IF YOURE THE ONE IN THE RED

++ I WAS MINUN BEFORE AND THATS BLUE

Flappy.

++ I WAS MINUN BEFORE AND THATS BLUE

SHSHHSHSHH

Toast ツ

mr poe is such a pushover

no actually though..id love him if he werent so fucking gullible like j listen to the damn kids for once if your pathetic life

Toast ツ

oh hey virgo

oh hey toast

urfavvirgo

FLAPPY

NO YOU BE THE RED ONE

The Esteemed One

um hi? who r yall

omg its youu FINALLY I DIDNT HAVE TO MAKE YOU TALK W ME ON WJE

Flappy.

NO YOU BE THE RED ONE

NO ILL GIVE U SEVERAL GOOD REASONS WHY U SHPULD BE RED

ACTUALLY NO THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO MAKE ME DO IT

WAIT TOAST WHICH WAS YOUR FAVOURITE ASOUE BOOK?

Anonymous

omg its youu FINALLY I DIDNT HAVE TO MAKE YOU TALK W ME ON WJE

yuppers ill be on here more frequently ig

Flappy.

ACTUALLY NO THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO MAKE ME DO IT

ok fine

im eating a blue raspberry jolly rancher cnady cane

urfavvirgo

ok fine

em you gotta add the period make it passive aggressive

I GET TO PICK UR PFP NEXT TIME

Toast ツ

im eating a blue raspberry jolly rancher cnady cane

omg share

my mom got these nasty ass candy canes toast cmon i deserve it

YAY

I HAVE ONE MORE FOLLOWER THAN U

OMG THANK YOUUU'

urfavvirgo

I HAVE ONE MORE FOLLOWER THAN U

i have 8 more than you

hehehe

god, mr poe is such a loser

FR

him nd his fuckin hanky

Toast ツ

god, mr poe is such a loser

ARE U WATCHING A SERISE OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS

its nasty j get some tissues ffs

urfavvirgo

ARE U WATCHING A SERISE OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS

yes

where’d flappy go I miss her

urfavvirgo

I HAVE ONE MORE FOLLOWER THAN U

NO OMG

"Children *cough chough* shut the fuck up *cough cough* thats not count olaf"

IM GONNA UNFOLLOW YOU

JUST SO WE CAN BE EVEN

Flappy.

IM GONNA UNFOLLOW YOU

STOP WAIT

Toast ツ

"Children *cough chough* shut the fuck up *cough cough* thats not count olaf"

NO HES LIKE BLIND

"*cough cough* he has a different beard *cough cough*"

OML TOAST WAIT NO HAVE YOU SEEN THAT EPISODE WHERE OLAF DRESSES UP AS A WOMAN YET???

YOU WERENT FOLLOWINF ME

mal

OML TOAST WAIT NO HAVE YOU SEEN THAT EPISODE WHERE OLAF DRESSES UP AS A WOMAN YET???

not yet

ITS SO FUNNY

urfavvirgo

OKAY I JUST DID 🙄

YESSS LETS GO

....HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND THAT

the incredibly deadly viper

DID YOU HAVE TO LOOK IT UP

NO WAY YOU JUST STUMBLED ACROSS IT

Toast ツ

the incredibly deadly viper

omg i love that part

bro your pfps are gonna be fire

how can one person be so dense

mal

OML TOAST WAIT NO HAVE YOU SEEN THAT EPISODE WHERE OLAF DRESSES UP AS A WOMAN YET???

I thought we were talking about the guy from frozen

Anonymous

bro your pfps are gonna be fire

FOR REAL

ILL DO IT UNTIL FIVE PM

Flappy.

ILL DO IT UNTIL FIVE PM

NO WAIT WAIT WAIT

WAIT EM IF YOU WERENT FOLLOWING FLAPPY ARE YOU FOLLOWING MEE???

TMRW MORNING THEN U CAN PICK WTV U WANT FOR ME

wait you know that guy who's the nurse

urfavvirgo

TMRW MORNING THEN U CAN PICK WTV U WANT FOR ME

TMRW MORNING STARTS AT MIDNIGHT RIGHT

Flappy.

TMRW MORNING STARTS AT MIDNIGHT RIGHT

YEA

mal

WAIT EM IF YOU WERENT FOLLOWING FLAPPY ARE YOU FOLLOWING MEE???

YESSSSS

YAYAYAYAY

urfavvirgo

YESSSSS

WHAT

Flappy.

EVEN MORE FAKE

(NO CAUSE I JUST FOLLOWED HER BUT DONT TELL HER)

I SAW THAT CUS I WENT FROM 38 TO 39 LMAO

I NEED ONE MORE TO 40

AHH

Flappy.

EVEN MORE FAKE

FLAPPY PFP SWITCH

YOU NEED TO MAKE URS MORE CLEAR THAT WERE MATCHING

Anonymous

do yall follow me

OH WAIT SHOOT I DONT ILL FOLLOW YOU NOWWW

CUZ OTHERWISE ITS EMBARASSING SMHSMH

Flappy.

YOU NEED TO MAKE URS MORE CLEAR THAT WERE MATCHING

Oh okay

Flappy.

CUZ OTHERWISE ITS EMBARASSING SMHSMH

HELP WHT IF PEOPLE THINK ITS YOU

Anonymous

do yall follow me

i do

urfavvirgo

HELP WHT IF PEOPLE THINK ITS YOU

THATS WHAT IM SAYING EMILY

klaus is an interesting name lmao

whats klaus saying now smh

Anonymous

klaus is an interesting name lmao

i like the name haha

Flappy.

THATS WHAT IM SAYING EMILY

OKA

i have a stuffed dino named klaus

mal

whats klaus saying now smh

"dont you see thats the hook handed man"🤓👆

shut up and let count olaf cook

WHY IS HE SUCH A KNOW IT ALL

WHAT DID YOU LOOK UP TO FIND THIS

ISTG THE SHOW DID KLAUS SOOOOO DIRTY

mal

WHY IS HE SUCH A KNOW IT ALL

Lemoney is such a cool dude

Flappy.

THATS WHAT IM SAYING EMILY

I mean i could see it…

mal

ISTG THE SHOW DID KLAUS SOOOOO DIRTY

fr

Flappy.

WHAT DID YOU LOOK UP TO FIND THIS

NO I CANT TELL YOU

The Radio Demon

hi

are you an acrobat?

int he books, i think he was pretty chill

Toast ツ

int he books, i think he was pretty chill

i loved him in the books then in the show he pissed me off

Toast ツ

Violet's fine

i love violet nd shes also gorgeous lmao

i wish count olaf just back handed klaus

The Radio Demon

i joined the circus so yep

i think youre adobe acrobat

The Unknown King of Moderation

FLAPPY DO YOU KNOW WHAT TOMORROW IS

UM

The Unknown King of Moderation

FLAPPY DO YOU KNOW WHAT TOMORROW IS

what is tommorow?

Flappy.

I HATE YOU

IM WHEEZING SO BAD RN

IS IT SQUIRREL DAY

IM NEVER SPEAKING TO YOU AGAIN

i have school tommorow lol

The Unknown King of Moderation

YES FLAPPY IT IS

PLEASE YOU HAVE ALREADY SENT ME SO MUCH SQUIRREL THINGS

Flappy.

EMILY I HATE YOU

HELP IM ACTUALLY SO CLOSE TO HAVING A HEART ATTACK THIS IS SO FUNNY

shy ^^^ this you?

urfavvirgo

HELP IM ACTUALLY SO CLOSE TO HAVING A HEART ATTACK THIS IS SO FUNNY

THIS ISNT FUNNY

why doesnt violet just invent a fucking gun?

TELL EMILY TO STOP BULYING ME

FLAPPY YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL

DONT LISTEN TO HER

LMAO

Flappy.

THIS ISNT FUNNY

WERE SO CUTE BRO

mal

DONT LISTEN TO HER

SHE IS LAUGHING AT ME

no guys why is the way violet ties her hair up w a ribbon SO CUTE THOUGH

my friend does that sometimes lol

its so cute i cant

i wish i could do that

mal

no guys why is the way violet ties her hair up w a ribbon SO CUTE THOUGH

fr though

Flappy.

SHE IS LAUGHING AT ME

I AM

Toast ツ

fr though

SHES SO CUTE ISTG SHES GONNA MAKE ME GAY

The Unknown King of Moderation

Guys has anyone seen Chex recently

no.

she was on here a couple days ago i think

mal

no.

i talked to her on uwu last night

The Unknown King of Moderation

Which uwu acc is she using?

the one thats called o h i think

TOAST WHAT DO U THINK OF ME AND FLAPPYS MATCHING PFPS

HOW YOU FOUND THIS

urfavvirgo

HER RLLY SUITS HER RIGHT???

IM GONNA BLOCK YOU

Flappy.

IM GONNA BLOCK YOU

NO WAIT

YKW YKW JUST FOR THT IM NOT WATCHING THAT SMH

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Flappy.

YKW YKW JUST FOR THT IM NOT WATCHING THAT SMH

WELL FINE THEN IT WASNT THAT FUNNY ANYWAYS 🙄

Toast ツ

count olaf is him

count olaf is such a good villain though like acually-

hes so funny

mal

count olaf is such a good villain though like acually-

he got nerfed hardcore because hes in a childrens show

urfavvirgo

I meant to reply

OH HANG ON I HAVE THE PERFECT SS FOR THIS

SHES DOING THE THING WITH HER HAIR

Flappy.

OH HANG ON I HAVE THE PERFECT SS FOR THIS

NUH UH YOU DONT

Toast ツ

SHES DOING THE THING WITH HER HAIR

AHHHHHHHH

DUDE OMG WAIT TIL YOU GET TO THE PART IN THE SHOW WHERE CARMELITA SPATS SHOWS UP SHES SO FUNNY

THEY CHOSE THE PERRRRFECT ACTRESS FOR HER

CAKE SNIFFING ORPHANS IN THE ORPHAN SHACK

urfavvirgo

TJATS FAKE

NUH UH ITS VERY REAL

"I'd say partially cloudy"

oml sunny w her teeth

its so funny

GOOD LUCK FLAPPYAPPY

OMG THIS QUOTE I REMEMBER THIS QUOTE

Toast ツ

IM GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS

LITERALLY

mal

OMG THIS QUOTE I REMEMBER THIS QUOTE

uhh

i like very vaguely remmeber it

"My SiStEr iS A nIcE GiRl"

bruh whys klaus like that though

ngl his actor...cute af

omg klaus is a feminist

how sweet

WHY

WHATD HE DO

Violet was spitting her shit

Hey Toast

Hey Mal

hey wade

she says something about all venoms known to man

WADE ME AND FLAPPY ARE MATCHING

Ooh yeah I see it

HES A FUCKIN FEMINIST LMFAO ISTG

same energy as drake on that one yeat song

if hes such a booknerd then he should know saying "known to man" means men AND women

smh

OMG GUYS LAST NIGHT I ORGANISED ALL MY SCHOOL STUFF

IT LOOKS SO NICE

he probably just sucks up to violet because she hates him

LMAO

dude if show klaus were my younger brother id hate him too

i was so sad too cus in the books klaus was my favourite baudelaire

hes rolerable in the books

the books are a whole vibe

the books were so good

dude the carnivorous carnival was so good

prolly my favourite book

mal

dude the carnivorous carnival was so good

but the snow mountain one

that one was really good too but like

the carnival one

😍

the show is definitly good in its own way

honestly besides klaus being done dirty i like the show better

the books were so good they were j so repetitive

like the general plot was all the same

in each book

but like-

the show

so good

never got tired of it

i watched it at my grandmas a while ago

i havent watched the show in so so so long cus ion have netflix anymore

CUS THEN

THE SERIES

WOULD BE

OVER

Snicket goes so hard in this show

dude snickets hilarious

Being played by the same guy who voices Joe is too good

and the intro goes so hard

FR

no like actually asoue theme song has no right in being so good

I want a show dedicated to only the side plot

oooooo

im gonna go get another candy cane

GET ME ONE TOO

ooooooooo

IS THIS THE EPISODE WHERE HES A WOAMN?

NO I THINK ITS THE MISERABLE MILL

"Land Ho" "I told you to stop calling me that"

mal

NO I THINK ITS THE MISERABLE MILL

damn

THE WIDE WINDOW WAS A GOOD ONE TOO

Toast ツ

she eats a bannana

🍌

well im gonna watch the show

have fun

im j listening to music

its a playlist w a buncha stuff on it like maneskin, aar, mcr, lovejoy, linkin park, blink-182, adam jensen, nd some other stuff

oh my dad listens to blink 182 sometimes

blink-182 is so good

though im kinda disappointed w their new album

its j not great

some of the songs are good but overall it was really mid

I might listne to it at some point

you should

my favourites on it are cut me off nd fell in love

what genre are they again?

i think they're like...pop-punk? i might be wrong

hey cherry

i love music so much ahahaha

I listen to punk someitmes

mal

i love music so much ahahaha

music is nice

ahahahaha

whats your guys' favourite artist/band?

ThxSoMch is my favorite artsits

cool

I have never been a young boy, but i have heard they love to play with cars

bye

im gonna go make a sandwhich with cheese and meat on it

ooo nice

have fun

"PlEnTY Of BoYs LiKe PlAyIng WitH DolLs"

boys who play w dolls are weird

I love playing with little girl dolls

they do whatever i wnat them to

LMFAO

"this one looks like my sister"

hes so stupid

he reminds me of me in 6th grade

a series of unfortunate events

im gonna get off fr this time

have you seen the show?

Toast ツ

im gonna get off fr this time

oki doke see ya

the shows awesome

the cast was fantastic too

no literally no one else coulda played him better

carmelita spats too was perfect

yeah

suer

sure

LMAO