Dead?

i thins o

so

i cant type

i think so

there

hey mal

hey toast

how are you?

im alright hbu

im good

thats good

watcha doin

last night i was talking to her

oooooooo

watching a series of unfourtunate events

she said i was in her dream

show of movie?

or

heyheyhey

AHHHHH

show

that show is so frickin good

have you read the books?

yeah

i read them like 2 something years ago

i read most of them in 3rd grade but they got repetitive so i stopped

i watched the show nd the movie though

what are you guys talking about?

show

book

movie

oh cool

a series of unfortunate events

I like patrick warburten

i have never heard of it before

god damn

no way

they just find their dead uncle

hey flappy

hey toast

how are you?

uncle monty?

yeah

oml that part made me cry lmao

i loved him

FLAPPYAPPYAPPY

i wanna beat up klaus though

that guys a loser in the show

no stop thats so real

the show did him dirty

FLAPPY

LETZ MATCH PFPS

OKAY

dam i wish i matched pfps with someone lol

YOU BE THE ONE IN THE RED

ILL BE THE ONE IN THE BLUE

SOUND GOOD?

WHAT

NO

OMG I LOVE THAT

"ErM ActUaLlY ThE WorD iS ONoMaToPoeia"

FLAPPY DY DO IT

WHY AM I THE ONE IN THE RED

PLEASEEEEEEEEE

shut up klaus

YOU BE THE ONE IN THE RED

very interesting...

BECAUSE IM GIVING U THE BETTER CHOICE

STOP KLAUS IS SO 🤓

YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY

NO

GUYS GUYS LOOK I FINALLY LEARNED HOW TO PROPERLY FOLD CLOTHES

BE PROUD OF ME

IF I SHOULD BE HAPPY WHY DONT YOU DO IT

omg it looks so organised good job

hey jake'

SHOULDNT YOU HAVE LEARNED THAT LONG AGO

YES SHUT UP

PLEASE

id give you a gold star but SOMEONE told me i cant give them out...

NOBODY TAUGHT ME

NO THATS MOD ABUSE

congrats

PRETTY PLEASE

UR LIKE MY FRIEND

MAL BACK ME UP

dam

HIS MOM STILL PACKS CLOTHES FOR HIM WHEN HE GOES PLACES

FLAPPY SHOULD TOTALLY BE THE ONE IN THE RED

NO FR ITS SUCH A GOOD PFP

NOT ANYMORE BITCH

FLAPPY EVERYONE WILL SEE IT ND BE LIKE "OMG WHO IS THAT HAPPY HOTTIE???"

bro my mom would never

IM BECOMING INDEPENDENT WHOOP WHOOP

PLEASE JUST FOR TODAY AND THEN U CAN PICK OUR NEXT PFPS

YES JAKE SPREAD YOUR WINGS ND FLY

mr poe is such a pushover

NO YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE IN THE RED

YES OMFG THIS IS MY POINT

congrats lol

NO PLS UR PFP IS ALREADY LIKE A SHADE OF RED

SO LIKE

ID DO IT IF YOURE THE ONE IN THE RED

NO THE BACKGROUND

THE BACKGROUND

IT WONT BE TOO MUCH

NUH UH

++ I WAS MINUN BEFORE AND THATS BLUE

YUH HUH

SHSHHSHSHH

no actually though..id love him if he werent so fucking gullible like j listen to the damn kids for once if your pathetic life

PLEASEE

um hi? who r yall

oh hey virgo

FLAPPY

oh hey toast

NO YOU BE THE RED ONE

ILL DO IT IF UM

IF UM

UM

omg its youu FINALLY I DIDNT HAVE TO MAKE YOU TALK W ME ON WJE

NO ILL GIVE U SEVERAL GOOD REASONS WHY U SHPULD BE RED

ACTUALLY NO THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO MAKE ME DO IT

WAIT TOAST WHICH WAS YOUR FAVOURITE ASOUE BOOK?

yuppers ill be on here more frequently ig

wahoo

ok fine

BUT UNDER ONE CONDITION

im eating a blue raspberry jolly rancher cnady cane

em you gotta add the period make it passive aggressive

I GET TO PICK UR PFP NEXT TIME

omg share

but its so tasty

i wanna eat all of it

my mom got these nasty ass candy canes toast cmon i deserve it

fine

GUESS WHAT FLAPPY

YAY

you can have a chunk

I HAVE ONE MORE FOLLOWER THAN U

OMG THANK YOUUU'

damn i have 37

i have 8 more than you

hehehe

god, mr poe is such a loser

FR

him nd his fuckin hanky

ARE U WATCHING A SERISE OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS

its nasty j get some tissues ffs

yes

i have 6 heheh

where’d flappy go I miss her

NO OMG

"Children *cough chough* shut the fuck up *cough cough* thats not count olaf"

IM GONNA UNFOLLOW YOU

JUST SO WE CAN BE EVEN

STOP WAIT

NO WAIT

NO HES LIKE BLIND

ILL FOLLOW U

"*cough cough* he has a different beard *cough cough*"

IF U KEEP ME FOLLOWED

SO WE CAN HE EVEN

BE

OML TOAST WAIT NO HAVE YOU SEEN THAT EPISODE WHERE OLAF DRESSES UP AS A WOMAN YET???

YOU WERENT FOLLOWINF ME

FAKE

FAKE FRIEND

FAKE

SO FAKE

not yet

but im waiting

OKAY I JUST DID 🙄

ITS SO FUNNY

FLAPPY OKAY LETS MATCY

MATCH

YOU BE RED

ILL BE BLUE

YESSS LETS GO

OH UM

:)

ACTUALLY

....HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND THAT

the incredibly deadly viper

DID YOU HAVE TO LOOK IT UP

NO WAY YOU JUST STUMBLED ACROSS IT

omg i love that part

OH NO U DONT

FLAPPAYYYYY

NUH UH

MAL HELP ME CONVINCE HER

AND TOAST

bro your pfps are gonna be fire

how can one person be so dense

YKW YKW

I thought we were talking about the guy from frozen

FOR REAL

ILL DO IT UNTIL FIVE PM

MY TIME

OR YOUR TIME

NO WAIT WAIT WAIT

UNTIL

WAIT EM IF YOU WERENT FOLLOWING FLAPPY ARE YOU FOLLOWING MEE???

TMRW MORNING THEN U CAN PICK WTV U WANT FOR ME

wait you know that guy who's the nurse

in the episode?

TMRW MORNING STARTS AT MIDNIGHT RIGHT

YEA

OKAY COOL

COOL

uh why

YESSSSS

YAYAYAYAY

WHAT

EVEN MORE FAKE

(NO CAUSE I JUST FOLLOWED HER BUT DONT TELL HER)

hes so chill

I SAW THAT CUS I WENT FROM 38 TO 39 LMAO

I NEED ONE MORE TO 40

AHH

FLAPPY PFP SWITCH

do yall follow me

NOW.

OKAY HOLD UP

YOU NEED TO MAKE URS MORE CLEAR THAT WERE MATCHING

OH WAIT SHOOT I DONT ILL FOLLOW YOU NOWWW

CUZ OTHERWISE ITS EMBARASSING SMHSMH

Oh okay

HELP WHT IF PEOPLE THINK ITS YOU

i do

THATS WHAT IM SAYING EMILY

shut the fuck up klaus

klaus is an interesting name lmao

whats klaus saying now smh

i like the name haha

OKA

i have a stuffed dino named klaus

hi

"dont you see thats the hook handed man"🤓👆

shut up and let count olaf cook

WHY IS HE SUCH A KNOW IT ALL

EMILE

WHAT DID YOU LOOK UP TO FIND THIS

ISTG THE SHOW DID KLAUS SOOOOO DIRTY

Lemoney is such a cool dude

I mean i could see it…

fr

NO I CANT TELL YOU

are you an acrobat?

int he books, i think he was pretty chill

yes

Violet's fine

i loved him in the books then in the show he pissed me off

i love violet nd shes also gorgeous lmao

FLAPPY

i joined the circus so yep

DO IT

deez nuts

i wish count olaf just back handed klaus

just once

HATE YOU

maybe twice

FLAPPY DO YOU KNOW WHAT TOMORROW IS

HATE YOU

I HATE YOU

i think youre adobe acrobat

UM

what is tommorow?

OH MY GOODNESS

IM WHEEZING SO BAD RN

IS IT SQUIRREL DAY

OR WTV

EMILY I HATE YOU

YES FLAPPY IT IS

IM NEVER SPEAKING TO YOU AGAIN

i have school tommorow lol

hey jake

GOOD JOB FOR REMEMBERING

huh?

Sup

PLEASE YOU HAVE ALREADY SENT ME SO MUCH SQUIRREL THINGS

PLEASE HAVE MERCY

HELP IM ACTUALLY SO CLOSE TO HAVING A HEART ATTACK THIS IS SO FUNNY

not much

LAST TIME

ITS SQUIRREL APPRECIATION DAY I HAVE TO

shy ^^^ this you?

THIS ISNT FUNNY

MAL.

why doesnt violet just invent a fucking gun?

just shoot olaf

TELL EMILY TO STOP BULYING ME

FLAPPY YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL

DONT LISTEN TO HER

Fr

LMAO

WERE SO CUTE BRO

SHE IS LAUGHING AT ME

fr

no guys why is the way violet ties her hair up w a ribbon SO CUTE THOUGH

my friend does that sometimes lol

its so cute i cant

i wish i could do that

fr though

I AM

Guys has anyone seen Chex recently

no

SHES SO CUTE ISTG SHES GONNA MAKE ME GAY

no.

she was on here a couple days ago i think

i talked to her on uwu last night

Really?

she's on uwu?

oh

damn

nit much haooened

Which uwu acc is she using?

the one thats called o h i think

Okay

what's it called

www.tiktok.com/@pousjourneyyy/video/7325157667855502634?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=7279174330767836703

FLAPPY WATCH THIS

Lucafont is so cool

IM GONNA KMS ITS SO BAD

dont do that

kill other people

like me

WHAT IF ITS

jk

ODD

TOAST WHAT DO U THINK OF ME AND FLAPPYS MATCHING PFPS

ALSO EMILY

YOU NEVER TOLD ME

HER RLLY SUITS HER RIGHT???

HOW YOU FOUND THIS

IM GONNA BLOCK YOU

omg

NO WAIT

count olaf is him

YKW YKW JUST FOR THT IM NOT WATCHING THAT SMH

WELL FINE THEN IT WASNT THAT FUNNY ANYWAYS 🙄

count olaf is such a good villain though like acually-

hes so funny

whoops

I meant to reply

he got nerfed hardcore because hes in a childrens show

OH HANG ON I HAVE THE PERFECT SS FOR THIS

SHES DOING THE THING WITH HER HAIR

NUH UH YOU DONT

AHHHHHHHH

DUDE OMG WAIT TIL YOU GET TO THE PART IN THE SHOW WHERE CARMELITA SPATS SHOWS UP SHES SO FUNNY

THEY CHOSE THE PERRRRFECT ACTRESS FOR HER

ooh

i remeber her

CAKE SNIFFING ORPHANS IN THE ORPHAN SHACK

TJATS FAKE

YEAH

I REMEMBER THAT

NUH UH ITS VERY REAL

"Sunny?"

"I'd say partially cloudy"

wait flappy

we need to talk

UH OH

oml sunny w her teeth

its so funny

DO WE?

check uwu

GOOD LUCK FLAPPYAPPY

god damn

SHUT THE FUCK UP KLAUS

IM GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS

OMG THIS QUOTE I REMEMBER THIS QUOTE

LITERALLY

uhh

i dont rember

i like very vaguely remmeber it

"My SiStEr iS A nIcE GiRl"

shut up laus

bruh whys klaus like that though

ngl his actor...cute af

Every thing known to man

"AnD WoMaN"

HOLY FUCK

omg klaus is a feminist

I WANNA HURT HIM

how sweet

WHY

WHATD HE DO

Violet was spitting her shit

Hey Toast

Hey Mal

hey wade

hey wade

she says something about all venoms known to man

WADE ME AND FLAPPY ARE MATCHING

LOOK

"AnD WomAN"🤓👆

Ooh yeah I see it

HES A FUCKIN FEMINIST LMFAO ISTG

same energy as drake on that one yeat song

"MoNeY FoR FuN"

if hes such a booknerd then he should know saying "known to man" means men AND women

smh

IM GOING TO SEE DRAKE

OMG GUYS LAST NIGHT I ORGANISED ALL MY SCHOOL STUFF

IT LOOKS SO NICE

he probably just sucks up to violet because she hates him

LMAO

dude if show klaus were my younger brother id hate him too

i was so sad too cus in the books klaus was my favourite baudelaire

hes rolerable in the books

the books are a whole vibe

the books were so good

dude the carnivorous carnival was so good

prolly my favourite book

but the snow mountain one

that one was really good too but like

the carnival one

😍

the show is definitly good in its own way

better in some ways

honestly besides klaus being done dirty i like the show better

the books were so good they were j so repetitive

like the general plot was all the same

in each book

but like-

the show

so good

never got tired of it

i watched it at my grandmas a while ago

loved it

i havent watched the show in so so so long cus ion have netflix anymore

WHY THE FUCK

DOES SHE NOT JUST

BLOW OLAF'S HEAD OFF

WITH THE HARPOON GUN

CUS THEN

THE SERIES

WOULD BE

OVER

BUT COME ON

HES RIGHT THERE

Snicket goes so hard in this show

dude snickets hilarious

Being played by the same guy who voices Joe is too good

and the intro goes so hard

FR

no like actually asoue theme song has no right in being so good

I want a show dedicated to only the side plot

oooooo

im gonna go get another candy cane

GET ME ONE TOO

its red this time

ooooooooo

cherry

WAIT

IS THIS THE EPISODE WHERE HES A WOAMN?

THE WIDE WINDOW

NO I THINK ITS THE MISERABLE MILL

"Land Ho" "I told you to stop calling me that"

damn

WAIT

I REMEMBER THIS

she eats a bannana

THE WIDE WINDOW WAS A GOOD ONE TOO

🍌

well im gonna watch the show

have fun

what are you doing?

im j listening to music

what music?

its a playlist w a buncha stuff on it like maneskin, aar, mcr, lovejoy, linkin park, blink-182, adam jensen, nd some other stuff

oh my dad listens to blink 182 sometimes

blink-182 is so good

though im kinda disappointed w their new album

why?

its j not great

some of the songs are good but overall it was really mid

hmm

I might listne to it at some point