Damn It

anyways amy

it's like weird

bc like

HAH

hey it’s my second favorite donut!

I still want andrei I can't even lie

pie

lie

pie

die

My brother and andrei are friends it's so scary l

why

my

bye

tie

cry

sly

fly

im out

but anyways bye and idk when im gonna be on next cs I'm slowly quitting this site

pry

cya

bye emily :)

bye bye

so....

amy be like

https://inspirobot.me/

funny stuff

ded chat

deez?

amy?

yeah

hru

ya

good

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/8Reaw7xyPL.jpg

got to go

alr

cya

ded cat

whos stalking

your mom

hi madi

?

hi natey watey

wsg

we arent doing da gang tin anymore

why

hi nate

i got made fun of

wsg cosmo

imagine

oh dang

cosmo stfu

nothing rn

I don't have to imagine.

i got friends for that

so...

;-;

dude ur not funny

ok and?

like nobody was talking to you kris was telling me not you

ok

i was just joining the conversation. rudely

(sorry about that)

its fne

thx

np

so, hru

im good just tired

ah

yeah

and please change ur fucking pfp

ok

to something not as bright

a bit better

wsg

ill have to go in a few min, but ill be back 2 min after i leave

ok

so hows life?

pretty good

ur a junior, right?

sophmore

Hi!

hi?

hi

ah. same

yeah

if ur el, tell me in quotev

Quotev?

ok

its not el

lol

yeah

huh

weenor

idk

hi soopy

hi toast

Hi cosmo

HIii toast

wsg

SOOOOp

Toast r u feeling better at all?

also srry I havent been on discord my phone got taken =<

yeeeee

i sa,

What?

ye3eahjhhh

YEss

oh ur feeling better?

who wants to join my blooket?

nio

brb

1554303

is the code

anyone?

no

we actually don't want too

wait, lily?

No!

I'm not lily! I just like blooket haha.I am Shy Dragon's Twin... I should change my name to something else

There

whos ur alt

My alt?

I don't have an alt!

ok...

Why do you seem so angry? I can sense it

im not angru

no needed to be so cynical

I'm not

Would you rather be murdered with a knife or a hammer?

niether

Everyone’s blood tastes a little different. I can’t wait to taste yours

Hello!

Hello sister!

It's me, your twin!

Hey that’s me job!

Oh?

*my

Great minds think alike sister!

wtf?

no way ur actually siblings

Ha!

We’re not. But blood does taste different I guess. Like different voices.

ded cat

so who is phoenix

https://scary-maze.com/

its nlocked for me

Whom is your “sister” you speak of? I am not your “sister”!

r u from bp?

I think I know who you are but I can drag this out, it’ll be fun.

Shy Dragon? My dear twin said she had an account called Shy Dragon!

lets play 20 questions

Ok!

but actually be who you are. lil bitch, u go first

Ok!

*not as shy's "twin"

mhm

btw, i can tell ur alting. u called me cosmo

go ahead already

I saw other people calling you that, so I decided to call you that too!

mhm

Ok I’m stupid what should I do? Haha

19 to go

ok. ill go. r u from bp

No

how long have you been on wje

Idk. I joined today

(Ok I actually don’t understand please don’t add this to my questions ) should I ask questions to my “twin” or what please explain sorry

to the "twin"

Oh ok thank you

are you roleplaying?

No!

Idk

Shy is this actually ur twin

prob not

So, dear “twin”, if you are indeed my “twin” you would know me! (Unless see we’re separated ig) where do I come from, and where do I live?

and what is her first name

You come from UK and you live in Norway

oki but im not her twin n I already knew that

What’s my first name?

I don't remember, I was taken away at very young and all I know about location is Norway. I also know here name starts with "el"

mhm

ITS ELLLLLLL

ELLLL

ELLLLLLL

Well spotted!

This wasn’t even fun. Oof.

el bozo

What?

hi el!

El, listen

Eh?

stop coming here

genuinely

stop

I'm not El...

for your own good \

stop visiting this site

how old are you

you're only eleven

no, soopy

I'm not El

trust me on this

Another question. Do I use profanity often?

Yes u do tho

No

like everyone knows u do

use profanity

Whom are you talking to know?

u

U use profanity all the time

in bp, at least

No?

what?

okay thanks for ruining our trap

i am genuinely confised

to prove they didnt know u

confused

well sorry

I'm not el

I was trying to get them to say u DID use profanity

is oki im no rlly mad =3

Good. I am!

aww y r u mad?

yet you know who el is.

Ok, twin of mine, what is my favourite greeting word?

IK IK IK!!! *raising hand n shanking excitedly*

Yes?

Now I’m not.

yay

Salutations

NO WAYYYYYYY

I was gonna say that

what?

=<

u took my answer

sorry!

now im going to shoot myself

unless u tell us who u rlly r

Maybe I don't

Though you are saying I am them so obviously I am going to say I am not them if I am not them

No, you have to work it out *cheeky grin*

Ah, how would you know? Have you been researching me? I have not used it when we have been talking.

No don’t.

I know you too well

That's all

oki but ur not her twin

El?

Ha! How?

It’s el

Be careful today. If you are in bed and your legs start feeling itchy, it means a ghost is passing through you. It has happened to a family friend right now. Don't turn around if you notice the itch.

El

Who?

You

Don’t get too close. I have a gun, and I'm getting ready to blow.

It’s happening again! I’m about to kill something again!

hi ethan

What the hell happened here?

one time i was jorking mine peniys and well lets just say it got hard '-'

Something was scratching the other side of my pillow all night long

tmi

you kill time until time kills you

cringe

Which is the true nightmare, the horrific dream that you have in your sleep or the dissatisfied reality that awaits you when you awake?

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.

Monsters are real, ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.

Walls have ears.

Doors have eyes.

Trees have voices.

Beasts tell lies.

Beware the rain.

Beware the snow.

Beware the man

You think you know.

no they dun

if doors have eyes then I'd know bc my door would be staring at me when I jork mine peniys

Stare at the dark too long and you will eventually see what isn’t there.

This inhuman place makes human monsters

I LOVE monsters!!

Is Godzilla there???!!

or Eva 01?!

Or King Ghidorah!?!?!

When I was a child, I was afraid of ghosts. When I grew up, I realized people are more scary.

What abt Godzilla?

Maybe all the schemes of the devil were nothing compared to what man could think up.

i bet your door would enjoy it

The real world is where the monsters are

That cold ain't the weather. That's death approaching

Lovely!

oki then how come I dun see Godzilla anywhere?

or even smaller monsters like Zinogre or Rathalos

Sometimes the things in our heads are far worse than anything they could put in books or on film.

Is evil something you are? Or is it something you do?

no

but most monsters in our heads ARE put into book and film

for example

Godzilla represents Survivors Guilt in Godzilla Minus One

evil is an adjective.

Does a straw have one hole, or two?

Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.

2 openings and a tunnel.

lovely!

you are a very interesting person!

hiiiii guys

Someone dreamt about you last night and you have no idea.

im mnx

*minx

Why thankyou!

Crabs probably think that fish can fly.

I wonder what my dog named me.

crabs probably don't think like humans, so they would not be able to reflect on fish flying or not.

Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

In order to fall asleep, we have to pretend to be asleep.

Someone's mom probably used you as a bad example for her kids.

ok so shes just reading an article of Shower Thoughts

this is smthn El would frequently do

yup

so

the verdic:

imagine thinking i was el or pretending to be el

ITS ELLLLLL

far fetched

Okay seriously El

get off of this site

I am not El.

for your own good

Like I said

ha!

what?

El we know its you

its over

sharp pens are lovely!

you may have had us fooled for a teeny bit

I'm not El.

but we caught you

in ways you wont understand!

now please

get off of this site

its for the best

I.Am.Not.El

right...

is it normal to be tired of One's friends?

hi thoughtles

ya

yes

i am kinda

damn

chat is pretty slow today

all my friends do sh and refuse to listen to my therapist friend rubbish and i do it to the point that i hate myself for not being like that. humour is lovely!

sh?

you mean shit?

nah self harm

oh =<

and you forgot to capitalize ur letters

injusring oneself (not all of them

good to seeing u slacking off

then dont be friends with such people

i'm on my computer. I am not "slacking off"

u should have friends that listen to u

Ha!

'i'm

as in seriously

Cosmo friendship is soooo much more complicated than that

you should have friends that listen to u

if they don't listen to you, y should u listen to them?

They do, but it's complicated and I'm not going to talk about it now.

Cosmo, no offence intended, but I feel like you have never had a friendship.

i do.

yeah friendship is far more complicated than just "oh well if they dont listen im gonna leave them forever"

yeah, but they are not listening to her. listening to your friends is very important.

is it not?

how do u guys like my new pfp

it is

You never change.

but still

Really.

.

She still loves her friends. besides, they are in need of help. They also prolly still listen to her on other things

wait who?

a good friends is one who wants to listen to you adn respects you for who you are

I bet they do

they prolly jus disagree w her on this

but ofc

Tf

im dunno whats going on

hi ethan

I*

Tf y’all tlkin bout

idk man

Ello

friendships

hi nate

Bruh

wsg cosmo

who never changes?

Friendships?

Crazy , is get the right ones frfr

Loads of people. They don't respect other beliefs and make people uncomfortable on purpose.

we are talking aboiut what makes a good friendships

And don’t be friends with my friends LMAO

No I mean u said you never change to someone

*frienship

who was that

that never changes

*friendship

me or cosmo?

I'm not El ok, stop going on about it and don't tell me to leave

cosmo

oh

):

i change

all the time

but i have crappy social skills

So do I =3

I can tell….

U reply to old stuff from like 20 mins ago…

Anyone who does that has bad social skills….

not always...

Cap

not cap

in some ways, cosmo, you never change.

yeah

wait in what way does he not change?

Yes cap

no cap. its debatable

very debatable

except i don't really have evidence

hey guys

Ella toast , and it not debatable

hwhat?

did i change in any way?

Anyone who responds to stuff from 20 mins ago has bad social skills

hi toast

Wait do either of u hav a link to the Bored Panda discord server?

Its not an official server I dun think

SOOOOOOOPD

hiii toast =3

If u can stay there frfr

els on

Cosmo r u in the BP discord server

no

oh wait u cant access discord anyways

theres a bp discord server?

Rip

Apparently

apparently

Shy r u

wow

hi

JINX

but i want access to the bp google doc

hi arson

hey

COSMO JINX U OWE ME A SODA

nuh uh

yp

YEAH

i no believe in da jinx

Hello people, I am finally resigning, Ethan, you are a mod, do you know how I can unregister my accs?

cya el

i don't think he can

El u dun gotta unregister YOU CAN JUST LEAVE

El im serious

but he can perm ban all of them

I dont hate you or anything

Perm ban me please

but you need to stay away from here

oh

I hate this toxic site

bye el

el you got uwu?

damn

Hello u can’t sadly , u can is leave and / or change ur name to not registered or somthing

bye el

cya el. u can always talk to me on quotev

I'm still gonna be on uwu and quotev and discord

Oof

Cpuld u just perm ban me then? This site is too toxic, I'm sorry

i can't talk on disc anymore

oh alr

el messege me on uwu if you need anything or whatevre

mhm

thx guys

cya

Sadly u have to ask @matt to perma ban

what

ok

is there any way i could contact him privately?

Email

What is his email ?

guys my cats inside

shes cute

info@worstjokesever.com

Matt’s dmail

Email I ment

I sent it

Goodbye guys

bye el