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    MY DADS 6'11''

    WADE IS NOT 5'11

    Blach66.1

    9'11

    NO LIKE HES ACTUALLY 6'11''

    urfavvirgo

    HE IS NOT 5”11

    thats taller than my dad

    AND MY BROTHERS 6'4 TOO

    MY DAD'S 6'7

    AND MY OTHER BROTHER IS 6'1

    αmy

    WADE IS NOT 5'11

    Ur right Wade is 511in

    ngl he seems like a short person

    MY MOMS 6'2

    ILL SEND A FAMILY PIC HOLD ON I NEEDA SCRATCH OUT FACES

    BUT YOU NEEDA SEE HOW TALL MY DAD IS

    MY MOMS 5’2 AND MY DADS 6’0

    (least offensive way possible)

    urfavvirgo

    from the way he acts

    AND JUST THE WAY HE LOKS

    MY PARENTS ARE TALL

    SO I WILL BE TOO

    MY SISTERS LIKE 5'5 TOO

    6'7 and 6'2

    SO IMMA BE

    urfavvirgo

    I know 😭

    MY BROTEHRS 6'4 SMH

    Flappy.

    DAMN

    SHE USED TO MODEL IN INDIA

    BUT THEN SHE GOT OLD

    Flappy.

    MY BROTEHRS 6'4 SMH

    Is your family black? Like no way that hight is natural

    he eats bananas and yogurt

    and protein powder

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    Toast ツ

    whered wade go?

    crying in his room

    (Not in a pick me way) BUT LIKE HOW HARD IS IT TO BE TALL

    αmy

    crying in his room

    crying in my mouth

    Toast ツ

    whered wade go?

    Watching a YouTube vid

    urfavvirgo

    (Not in a pick me way) BUT LIKE HOW HARD IS IT TO BE TALL

    RIGHT LIKE JUST

    BE TALLER

    αmy

    crying in his room

    No, he can't reach the door handle

    Toast ツ

    crying in my mouth

    I’m down

    BC KAYLEES ALWAYS COMPLAINING AND SHES ONLY 5’7

    urfavvirgo

    (Not in a pick me way) BUT LIKE HOW HARD IS IT TO BE TALL

    FYM?

    Blach66.1

    No, he can't reach the door handle

    OMG BAHAHAHA

    Wade

    I’m down

    wade what'd yoou link?

    I LAUGHED SO HARD

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    Blach66.1

    No, he can't reach the door handle

    HEHEH

    Blach66.1

    Smash

    who my dad lmfao

    BUT LIKE HOWS UR LOVE LIFE FLAPPEY

    HE'S A DADDY

    mal♡

    who my dad lmfao

    More importantly its you,

    Flappy.

    yall need

    TAX EXEMPTION

    urfavvirgo

    BUT LIKE HOWS UR LOVE LIFE FLAPPEY

    THATS SO OUTTA THE BLUE

    dude that picture of me though is genuinely horrid

    LIKE AT MY SCHOOL THE AVERAGE IS LIKE 5’7 or 5’8

    Blach66.1

    More importantly its you,

    SHE HAS A BF

    urfavvirgo

    BC GUYS ARE SO SHORT

    NO WAIT IK THIS GUY

    Toast ツ

    wade what'd yoou link?

    I linked the Deadpool vid for my short

    SO MY HEIGHT DIFFEREBCE WITH THEM HAS A FIGHTING CHANCE

    mal♡

    dude that picture of me though is genuinely horrid

    its so sad i looked so bad in all our family pictures

    αmy

    SHE HAS A BF

    You ain't ever heard of three ways?

    Blach66.1

    You ain't ever heard of three ways?

    sad

    urfavvirgo

    NO.

    BHAAHAHHS UR SCHOOL IS JUST SHORT

    αmy

    sad

    We can make it 4 if you wany in?

    oh guys btw

    rylee got back with that eli dude

    and i asked her about it

    and she was like

    "karma's a bitch huh?"

    WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN

    αmy

    "karma's a bitch huh?"

    fuck does that mean

    I DON'T KNOW

    urfavvirgo

    I’m 5’2

    WERE BIRTHDAY ND HEIGHT TWINS

    urfavvirgo

    I’m 5’2

    Your right your a lier

    HELP ME FIGURE IT OUT

    αmy

    rylee got back with that eli dude

    Oh cool

    ALSO THE DUDE SHE'S DATING

    urfavvirgo

    I’m 5’2

    midget

    Toast ツ

    I know a guy named eli

    It’s a cool name

    mal♡

    WERE BIRTHDAY ND HEIGHT TWINS

    YAY

    LEFT EAR WONT POP

    CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

    αmy

    CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

    THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

    SUFFOCATION

    Toast ツ

    I know a guy named eli

    Who tf named their son Eil? Like I'm sorry but we can't be born trannies

    αmy

    CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

    ur computer has the wrong time smh

    αmy

    CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

    Heh the pfp

    THE BIO

    Toast ツ

    a cheep copy

    Lol ikr

    Toast ツ

    a cheep copy

    cheep 😭

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    αmy

    THE BIO

    seems like a nice bio to me

    Comment deleted

    Bye

    Toast ツ

    seems like a nice bio to me

    Ikr?

    αmy

    cheep 😭

    did i st-st-st-st-stutter?

    Toast ツ

    seems like a nice bio to me

    it's so dry and forced

    CHEEP CHEEP BEACH

    GUYS DO YOU REMEMBER THAT

    αmy

    it's so dry and forced

    i dont see it

    Toast ツ

    did i st-st-st-st-stutter?

    AW GEEZ RICK

    αmy

    it's so dry and forced

    it’s…….. not?

    urfavvirgo

    And she replied

    RYLEE?

    Blach66.1

    WHO WAS THAT?

    Unimportant

    αmy

    RYLEE?

    yeah but I replied and I’m not on delivered yet

    urfavvirgo

    it’s…….. not?

    idk it just seemed like it

    urfavvirgo

    yeah but I replied and I’m not on delivered yet

    what did you say bro

    Wade

    Unimportant

    Bro, next time call him wasted sperm before u ban em

    AW GEEZ RICK, I JUST WANNA MASTURBATE, WHY DO I HAVE TO END A SPECIES

    Blach66.1

    Bro, next time call him wasted sperm before u ban em

    Based

    Toast ツ

    AW GEEZ RICK, I JUST WANNA MASTURBATE, WHY DO I HAVE TO END A SPECIES

    Lmao nice reference

    wtf are you guys on about

    Flappy.

    wtf are you guys on about

    FLAPPY WHAT'S THE LONGEST DISTANCE YOU'VE HAD TO DO

    αmy

    FLAPPY WHAT'S THE LONGEST DISTANCE YOU'VE HAD TO DO

    7 inches, balls deep

    oh you ment like running or something

    Flappy.

    wdym

    like for swimming

    Toast ツ

    7 inches, balls deep

    That how j was made

    αmy

    like for swimming

    uuuh

    niiiice

    when a boy likes a girl….. WHAT DOES HE DO?

    rowing is a lot easier in terms of distance

    Flappy.

    1000 m

    Bro, get a good jaw line so we can call you Jaws

    i've done 500

    5ks suck so bad

    urfavvirgo

    when a boy likes a girl….. WHAT DOES HE DO?

    Good question

    the longest event swimming has is 1650

    CAUSE I WAS SNAPPING WITH THIS ONE GUY RIGHT AND I WAS HANGING OUT WITH HIS BSF AND I SENT A SNAP OF HIS BSF TO HIM AND THEN I GET A SNAP BACK FROM ANDREI THAT SAYS “Jayden kys” AND I WAS LIKE ???

    i could never swim a mile

    i could row one, but never swim one

    hang on calculator time

    urfavvirgo

    CAUSE I WAS SNAPPING WITH THIS ONE GUY RIGHT AND I WAS HANGING OUT WITH HIS BSF AND I SENT A SNAP OF HIS BSF TO HIM AND THEN I GET A SNAP BACK FROM ANDREI THAT SAYS “Jayden kys” AND I WAS LIKE ???

    Damm

    I HAD MORNING AND AFTERNOON

    I used to swim but I never do compations

    compations

    Is that how you spell it?

    BYE FLAPPERS

    Blach66.1

    Damm

    I know bro so I couldn’t tell if it was jealously or just irritation bc Jayden was hanging out w me

    Flappy.

    COMPETITIONS??

    Me: Big Brane

    BRANE

    riveting

    urfavvirgo

    I know bro so I couldn’t tell if it was jealously or just irritation bc Jayden was hanging out w me

    I'm in an awkward situation rn basically the girl I like is my friend and she's knows I like her but she's fine with it, bur nearly everyone i talk too says it's most lightly she likes me too ao

    Blach66.1

    Not al caps lok

    Wetard

    I sent you a goofy message on uwu

    He's still trying to reach the door handle

    His hands r full rn he's now trying to use a litter picker

    But that's taking all his strength so

    pffftt

    Aslo today at lunch my friend prank called a Jewish school in Iceland(3). Because you can legally fuck in Iceland if your over 12

    are we doing a meeting tonight?

    aerovic ceelilar resperatiion

    sprry

    i was suppos4d to type that into google

    i didn't sleep ladst night my b

    MY FRIENDS KEEP TELLING ME I HAVE AMNESIA BUT IN CHINESE

    NO WAIT SORRY NOT AMNESIA

    Flappy.

    MY FRIENDS KEEP TELLING ME I HAVE AMNESIA BUT IN CHINESE

    健忘症

    Flappy.

    SENILE DEMENTIA

    老年性痴呆

    Flappy.

    MY FRIENDS KEEP TELLING ME I HAVE AMNESIA BUT IN CHINESE

    U DO, You can't remember that it'd actually Japanese

    THEY KEEP SYING THAT

    Flappy.

    LAO NIAN CHI DAI

    Japanese*

    Im just reminding you to take your medication

    I DONT HAVE MEDICATIONS

    Yes you do, You need it for your dementia to get better

    IM NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION

    TAKE YOUR MEDICATION, MR SMITH

    CAN YOU NOT EVEN REMEMBER THAT?

    OHH GOD THE DOCTORS FUCK UP YOUR MED

    Look just take these for rn and then I'll go and get you the proper prescriptions

    Blach66.1

    Are you there?

    no

    Kristian‽

    my names kristian..

    close enough amirite

    Kristian‽

    my names kristian..

    Shit wait what?

    Flappy.

    no

    MR SMITH, TAKE YOUR PILLS

    WE NEED TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR DEMENTIA

    toast do you know whos in amys pfp?

    Kristian‽

    toast do you know whos in amys pfp?

    the witch bitch from dc

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    Toast ツ

    the logo bitch

    Do ym lego?

    im gonna play smash or pass with all the pokemon

    I'm just looking at dc witches for us

    Kristian‽

    its not ztanna but shes hot

    WAIT TRY

    wait blach why cant you just do the ai thing on your own?

    Blach66.1

    Is it this person maybe?

    OMG I LOVE ZATANNA

    Kristian‽

    hi amy

    hey kris

    Kristian‽

    wait blach why cant you just do the ai thing on your own?

    No you were asking who Amy's pfl was

    αmy

    OMG I LOVE ZATANNA

    Who's your pfp?

    Toast ツ

    the witch bitch from dc

    it's not zatanna

    Kristian‽

    oh

    I tjinm it might be black canary

    Blach66.1

    Who's your pfp?

    dunno

    Toast ツ

    but its just good

    It is dude

    Blach66.1

    I tjinm it might be black canary

    its not black canary

    Blach66.1

    I tjinm it might be black canary

    no

    she has blond hair

    it's not zatanna either

    Kristian‽

    its not ztanna but shes hot

    Dude she is

    Toast ツ

    im gonna play smash or pass with all the pokemon

    Markipliar?

    Toast ツ

    Hey Wade

    Wsp

    Toast ツ

    I sent you a goofy message on uwu

    Lemme chek

    Wade

    Dude she is

    Bei in one of the cartoons from dc her and constanie fuck

    oh yeah isaac got the thigh high pics from sooplash. he sent isaac a custom one just for him lol

    Blach66.1

    Bei in one of the cartoons from dc her and constanie fuck

    I know the one ur talking abt

    Let's face it tho John Constantine is fucking based

    Wade

    I know the one ur talking abt

    Ye

    Blach66.1

    Let's face it tho John Constantine is fucking based

    Dude he’s awesome

    Blach66.1

    Ye

    I’ve watched it

    I haven't watched the series yet tho

    Toast I responded

    Blach66.1

    I haven't watched the series yet tho

    I think it was a movie

    Apokalips War they were sleeping together and House of Mystery they kinda fucked but she was a succubus

    wade you're not 5'11'

    Whatever you say

    αmy

    wade you're not 5'11'

    yea bro we need proof

    i had pics of his face bt i deleted them

    No you don’t, I’m not trying to prove anything

    Kristian‽

    i had pics of his face bt i deleted them

    i have them

    Kristian‽

    i had pics of his face bt i deleted them

    W bro

    he does not look 5'11

    at all

    he looks 10

    And your Indian ass looks 4 foot

    Kristian‽

    he looks 18

    Damn thanks bro

    he looks 10 and 25 at the same time

    Wade, do you agree with my statement>

    i don't know how it

    s possible

    Toast ツ

    ?

    100%

    Wade

    No you don’t, I’m not trying to prove anything

    all im saying is there is .000001% chance you are 5"11

    I AM THE PALEST MOTHERFUCKER YOULL EVERY SEE

    Kristian‽

    IM NOT INDIAN

    Not you, you’re cool, Amy is Indian

    Flappy.

    all im saying is there is .000001% chance you are 5"11

    might be a little higher, but yeah

    I can send u a pic

    bruv how did you not know

    Wade

    I can send u a pic

    he's seen my face

    i've literally mentioned it like a bazillion times

    i saw a pic of you in a dark room amy

    i don't have any

    of me in

    Kristian‽

    i saw a pic of you in a dark room amy

    I got one check UWU in a sec

    a dark room?

    dunno

    FLAPPY

    She sent me a “rate me” lol

    ARE YOU THERE

    Flappy.

    YES

    WHEN DO YOU HAVE SWIMMING NEXY

    Kris check uwu

    yo amy why were you hating on Eli ealier?

    Toast ツ

    i got one too

    Lmao yea

    Toast ツ

    yo amy why were you hating on Eli ealier?

    Eli sounds cool

    i'm not hating on him bro he's just kinda

    gives me weird vibes

    Kristian‽

    amys like a 7 or 7.5 outa ten

    6-7 five or take

    Kristian‽

    amys like a 7 or 7.5 outa ten

    thanks i think

    i couldve sworn you looked like a girl that went to my school

    Give*

    αmy

    gives me weird vibes

    what does that even mean?

    i swear i look better irl

    wade you look kinda based

    one time thomas said i was a 7 outa ten

    Toast ツ

    what does that even mean?

    Idk Eli sounds cool, also Toast check uwu

    hey opal

    GUYS STOP TALKING ABT STUFF THAT GOTTA DO W RYLEE WHEN SHE NOT EVEN HERE.

    that's true

    you're right em

    Eli sounds cool

    i was just wondering why amy was hating for no reason

    Toast ツ

    i was just wondering why amy was hating for no reason

    Yeah

    Kristian‽

    who eli

    Rylee’s husband

    Toast ツ

    i was just wondering why amy was hating for no reason

    idk bro i've texted him before too

    and he's like unnecessarily rude

    He sounds based

    either way emily's right

    TOAST CHECK UWU

    emily check uwu

    Wade check uwu

    Kristian‽

    scholar check uwu

    YO THE TIP WAS IN

    WHYD Y WANNA KNOW THAT

    yuckkkk its so wet outside

    OH YEAH

    CAUSe

    I WAS GONNA ASK WHAT SETS YOU DO

    Flappy.

    yuckkkk its so wet outside

    L

    Is Eli on WJE?

    Flappy.

    yuckkkk its so wet outside

    it's literally flooding

    Wade

    Is Eli on WJE?

    Rys man?

    THIS HAPPENED IN PE AND I WAS WHEEZING

    he is

    but he doesn't talk

    Wade

    Is Eli on WJE?

    ye

    αmy

    I WAS GONNA ASK WHAT SETS YOU DO

    OHH WAIT I CAN TELL U ON UWU IF U WANT

    WHAT WE DID YESTERDYA

    αmy

    it's literally flooding

    i have puddles

    I actually got my crush to make an account on here but she kinda grudges me for it so

    that is practically flooding

    αmy

    ye

    Oh sick! I wanna meet him

    Blach66.1

    I actually got my crush to make an account on here but she kinda grudges me for it so

    hi brogan if you're here

    my video got age restricted

    STOP MY SISTER'S WATCHING THE MIRACULOUS MOVIE

    Toast ツ

    god fucking damnit

    Wsp

    Kristian‽

    hi brogan if you're here

    Idt she's ever on thb

    Toast ツ

    my video got age restricted

    NOOOOOOIII

    Wade

    Oh sick! I wanna meet him

    he doesn't like talking to new people apparently

    Toast ツ

    my video got age restricted

    WTF DID YOU PUT IN IT?

    αmy

    STOP MY SISTER'S WATCHING THE MIRACULOUS MOVIE

    A cartoon woman in red and black leather smash

    αmy

    he doesn't like talking to new people apparently

    I ain’t new

    What’s his user?

    you hqaven't talked to him

    Kristian‽

    WTF DID YOU PUT IN IT?

    a guys head getting ripped off

    Wade

    I ain’t new

    Smas I've been on here for a uear

    Blach66.1

    Smas I've been on here for a uear

    Niice

    Kristian‽

    who is eli

    Rylee’s cool boyfriend

    Wade

    I ain’t new

    you are

    to him

    Wade

    Rylee’s cool boyfriend

    hes mine now if hes cool

    I’ll just ask Rylee

    Kristian‽

    hes mine now if hes cool

    He seems cool

    his user is eli

    Kristian‽

    on uwu?

    Both I think

    https://carny-s-uwu-crew.mn.co/chats/new?user_id=19817549

    Wade

    Both I think

    he's not on wje

    Toast ツ

    sick

    Kinda wanna meet him

    αmy

    he's not on wje

    Stupid u said he was

    OH YEAH IVE SEEN HIM IN COMMENTS BEFORE

    urfavvirgo

    why tho.

    Cuz he seems cool

    Kristian‽

    OH YEAH IVE SEEN HIM IN COMMENTS BEFORE

    Wait really?

    Wade

    Stupid u said he was

    no i didn't>

    Wade

    Wait really?

    yeah i thought he was rylee at first cause of the spiderman pfp

    talking abt rylees bf is honestly messy cause she obviously don’t want her shit talked abt and y’all aren’t even Eli’s friends

    Kristian‽

    yeah i thought he was rylee at first cause of the spiderman pfp

    Oh cool, I like their matching pfps, especially his

    urfavvirgo

    talking abt rylees bf is honestly messy cause she obviously don’t want her shit talked abt and y’all aren’t even Eli’s friends

    hes mine now

    urfavvirgo

    talking abt rylees bf is honestly messy cause she obviously don’t want her shit talked abt and y’all aren’t even Eli’s friends

    ^^^^^

    Kristian‽

    hes mine now

    We must make a meme

    Then it’s official

    Flappy.

    ^^^^^

    thank u oml it’s just weird

    Toast is still my number one tho

    Kristian‽

    ELI IS OURS

    YES

    urfavvirgo

    thank u oml it’s just weird

    I DONT CARE IF HES WEIRD

    urfavvirgo

    thank u oml it’s just weird

    half of wje conversations are weird smh

    WE MUST ARRANGE A KIDNAPPING

    HE HAS A COOL NAME SO HES A COOL DUDE

    Flappy.

    half of wje conversations are weird smh

    no but it’s js straight up creepy that they saying all this “he’s ours” bullshit when they’ve never once spoken to him

    Kristian‽

    says who

    says me from what I’m assuming about this conversation

    Kristian‽

    i said something to him

    anything about making memes about how he’s “yours”?

    Niice lmao

    urfavvirgo

    no but it’s js straight up creepy that they saying all this “he’s ours” bullshit when they’ve never once spoken to him

    IT IS

    you guys are like

    Kristian‽

    hes not online tho

    Lol just wait

    I’m just saying he sounds like a cool dude

    actually gonna be criminals smh

    Wade

    I’m just saying he sounds like a cool dude

    yes you could say that but

    Flappy.

    actually gonna be criminals smh

    a smooth one

    Scholar wants his nuts

    then end the convo

    Toast ツ

    are we doing a meeting?

    Idk lol

    Prob not

    Toast ツ

    i forgot

    freeman said he wants to join one

    Bro we should do one then

    Freeman is cool

    he only listens to video game music

    Kristian‽

    i said something to him

    when

    he's literally never been on here

    no i didn't

    i never said he was on here

    so anyway

    how was school

    driest convo ever

    Flappy.

    driest convo ever

    ima make it wet them

    starts fingering the convo

    this is like the time i used crushon ai and had sex with the ai

    i need screenshots

    also i may or may not have came to it

    Kristian‽

    you lied and said he was on both

    Facts

    bitch i literally didn't

    Kristian‽

    he only listens to video game music

    Nice

    αmy

    bitch i literally didn't

    show me where i did

    Wade

    Nice

    NO NOT NICE BECAUSE HE MAKES ME LISTEN TO HIS MUSIC AND THEN WHEN I PUT ON MY MUSIC HE SAYS HE DOESNT LIKE IT AND THEN HE TURNS IT OFF

    OH SHIT WAIT WADE YOU'RE RIGHT I DID

    I'M SORRY I

    I'M SLEEP DEPRIVED

    αmy

    I'M SLEEP DEPRIVED

    WHAT TIME DID U FALL ASLEEP?

    Kristian‽

    NO NOT NICE BECAUSE HE MAKES ME LISTEN TO HIS MUSIC AND THEN WHEN I PUT ON MY MUSIC HE SAYS HE DOESNT LIKE IT AND THEN HE TURNS IT OFF

    Lmao nvm

    αmy

    OH SHIT WAIT WADE YOU'RE RIGHT I DID

    SUCK IT

    Kristian‽

    no you didnt

    YE I SAID HE WAS ON HERE

    Based bro

    Wade

    SUCK IT

    😭

    MIC DROP! WADE OUT!

    Flappy.

    WHAT TIME DID U FALL ASLEEP?

    I DIDN'T

    αmy

    I DIDN'T

    SLEEP

    I COULDN'T

    Kristian‽

    im saving that pic

    Mine?

    THE POWER OUTAGE

    Hellooooo

    KILLED MY FAN

    AND I OVERHEAT AT NIGHT

    I JUST LISTENED TO MUSIC

    What's ur music type

    rap, trap, and indie

    Nice

    αmy

    KILLED MY FAN

    why do you need a fan

    Stalker much

    AUGHHHHHHHHHH IT’S CUMMING OUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT IT’S CUMMING OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUAAAAAAA IT’S CUMMING OUTTT IT’S CUMMING OUT AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH IT’S CUMMING OUTTTTTT AUHHH-HUHHH-HUHHHH-HHHHUAUAAAAA

    Wtf

    i said

    its cuming out

    αmy

    HI

    penis!

    one time i told isaac that jake lived and utah and he said "imagine living in europe" and me and freeman just looked at him and bust out laughing

    Toast ツ

    hey guys\

    penis bbg

    Flappy.

    why do you need a fan

    i;m always hot bro

    Kristian‽

    one time i told isaac that jake lived and utah and he said "imagine living in europe" and me and freeman just looked at him and bust out laughing

    he doesn't live in utah

    αmy

    i;m always hot bro

    nuh uh im hotter

    he lived in cali

    and he lives near it

    R3Y

    nuh uh im hotter

    that's facts

    Kristian‽

    he used to live in cali

    he still lives near it

    αmy

    that's facts

    yuppers, i sweat piss

    he moved to utah for military reasons

    actually?

    i thought wade lived in utah ngl

    same

    me too

    oh shit i never notcided

    notided

    noticed

    he said dat Mr. Billy touched his willy

    amy did you ever end up logging into my skyward account

    Kristian‽

    amy did you ever end up logging into my skyward account

    bruver u do sex ED too?

    i will someday

    αmy

    he still lives near it

    dif timezone tho

    pp

    Kristian‽

    even though 6.5 isnt large

    bro is 1.5 cm gud?

    size matters

    HOW

    za personality matters

    actually the taste matters

    αmy

    actually the taste matters

    fax

    mines taste liek pickles

    αmy

    actually the taste matters

    You'll get both off me

    and smells liek shit

    can i tickle your pickle

    for a nickle

    αmy

    can i tickle your pickle

    bet

    αmy

    can i tickle your pickle

    Bet

    u do have to use tweezers tho

    cuz liek a tounge too big

    and hands

    i have small hands

    it'll be ok

    R3Y

    cuz liek a tounge too big

    Mines too big for you hands

    oh shit

    one time we watched a video in med detective called does penis size matter? and there was some kid with his pants off hoping his dick would grow and some pair of boxer shorts came and his name was Seargent boxers and he started talking to the kid about his penis. the weird thing was that sergeant boxers had he voice of an ADULT MALE.

    guess i'll have to use my mouth

    αmy

    guess i'll have to use my mouth

    Probably best

    Toast ツ

    WHAT.

    bbg u left me on read 👉👈

    Toast ツ

    WHAT.

    We're talking abt sexually using amy

    and kris

    Blach66.1

    We're talking abt sexually using amy

    if a girl says no it means yes

    i think kris wants to be used too

    Kristian‽

    what religion are you

    agnostic

    im acoustic

    R3Y

    if a girl says no it means yes

    based

    Kristian‽

    feet how abut you

    im acoustic

    αmy

    based

    Btw I don't even ask girls, so if your in the subway and j undo my fly yk what to do

    why tho kirs

    Blach66.1

    Btw I don't even ask girls, so if your in the subway and j undo my fly yk what to do

    bet daddu blach

    daddy

    daddyuyuyuyuy

    kris why you asking

    R3Y

    if a girl says no it means yes

    thats going in our school quotebook

    R3Y
    Image

    The bouzouki be playing without me rn?

    αmy

    kris why you asking

    cause like

    Kristian‽

    thats going in our school quotebook

    Fax

    Blach66.1

    The bouzouki be playing without me rn?

    no i took dat screenshot when we played squid game one time

    Comment deleted

    i love racism

    Comment deleted

    bro i hate those ppl

    they always steal

    the default religion for indian people is muslims

    R3Y

    bro i hate those ppl

    Fax bro

    Kristian‽

    the default religion for indian people is muslims

    nuh uh its hindu

    Kristian‽

    the default religion for indian people is muslims

    WATCH OUT FOR TERRORISTS

    Kristian‽

    the default religion for indian people is muslims

    bruv it's hindu

    the default

    lmfao

    its like illegal for muslim people to have sex

    αmy

    bruv it's hindu

    fax no cap ong frfr

    R3Y

    nuh uh its hindu

    damn you're smart

    αmy

    the default

    The deflation settings💀💀

    Kristian‽

    not illegal

    haram

    αmy

    damn you're smart

    i hav 2 brain cell 🤪🤪🤪

    like not really allowed

    in islam

    how are you guys talking so much about so little

    but i'm not muslim

    Kristian‽

    what does haram mean

    sum ting dat's against being as a terrorist

    liek eating pork and no kiss before marriage

    i love bacon

    αmy

    i love bacon

    You'll like my meat better

    i don't like beef, i would eat it but i just don't like the taste

    Blach66.1

    You'll like my meat better

    bro wat type of meat u have

    Kristian‽

    sorry if that sounded racist amy

    LMFAO YOU'RE FINE

    αmy

    i don't like beef, i would eat it but i just don't like the taste

    ITS GOOD IF ITS LIKE

    Blach66.1

    You'll like my meat better

    we'll see about that

    Comment deleted
    αmy

    LMFAO YOU'RE FINE

    uhhhhhhhh

    BUT MY MOM MAKES REALLY GOOD BEEF

    im taking dat out of context

    αmy

    we'll see about that

    No you won't it'd so big I can't all fit jn your mouth sk when you'll try it's starting leaking at the sides and go into your eyes so

    R3Y

    im taking dat out of context

    Do it bri

    Blach66.1

    No you won't it'd so big I can't all fit jn your mouth sk when you'll try it's starting leaking at the sides and go into your eyes so

    bro my little pecker can jitter click into her eyes

    urfavvirgo

    FALALLAPAY

    fappy*

    PISSING MYSELF RN ITS SO FUNNY HELP

    ITS ONE OF THOSE STUPID COSPLAY THIRST TRAPS

    IS IT SPIDERMAN

    R3Y

    bro my little pecker can jitter click into her eyes

    Shed rather just click a keyboard and mouse and give out head if you were the only option

    EMILY I CAN'T VIEW IT

    BUT IS

    IT LIKE

    Blach66.1

    Shed rather just click a keyboard and mouse and give out head if you were the only option

    i will shove my pint of guiness into her mouth

    THOSE CRINGE SPIDERMANS

    R3Y

    i will shove my pint of guiness into her mouth

    BET OMG

    WTF WAS THAT BAHAHSHA

    Kristian‽

    its not that funny

    IT REALLY IS

    WAIT THATS KINDA FUNNY

    urfavvirgo

    IT REALLY IS

    EMILYEMILYEMILY

    Kristian‽

    its not that funny

    fr, he's just bending down to suck sum body's penis

    EMILY

    WEMILY

    R3Y

    i will shove my pint of guiness into her mouth

    Get me one while you at it bruv

    WMIYLYc

    Flappy.

    WTF WAS THAT BAHAHSHA

    THE WAY I RAN TO THE COMMENTS EXPECTING THEM TO BE LIKE MY THOUGHT PROCESS AND INSTEAD…… ITS LIKE…… YUXK

    R3Y

    fr, he's just bending down to suck sum body's penis

    NOT EVEN THAT HES JUST ON HIS KNEES

    THE ONLY MILDLY FUNNY PART WAS THE VIDEO TITLE

    DECRIBE IT

    CAUSE I CAN'T WAQTCH IT

    Kristian‽

    NOT EVEN THAT HES JUST ON HIS KNEES

    "mama, gimmie more milkie"

    Kristian‽

    THE ONLY MILDLY FUNNY PART WAS THE VIDEO TITLE

    but he’s like CLUTCHING HIS CHEST LIKE HE HAS TITS

    αmy

    CAUSE I CAN'T WAQTCH IT

    so basically there's dis one guy in a hoodie and he's kneeling down to give someone head

    urfavvirgo

    but he’s like CLUTCHING HIS CHEST LIKE HE HAS TITS

    LIKE YOU

    itz kinda gay

    Blach66.1

    LIKE YOU

    AYY

    Blach66.1

    LIKE YOU

    YOU HAVE NONE

    EMILY BRO TALK TO ME

    αmy

    CAUSE I CAN'T WAQTCH IT

    SO LIKE A CALL OF DUTY WEIRDO AND ITS THIS AUDIO OF A SONG AND HES LIKE ON HIS KNEES GRABBING AT THE CAMERA

    Blach66.1

    YOU HAVE NONE

    LIKE HIM

    urfavvirgo

    SO LIKE A CALL OF DUTY WEIRDO AND ITS THIS AUDIO OF A SONG AND HES LIKE ON HIS KNEES GRABBING AT THE CAMERA

    BUT LIKE

    ALOT MORE FUNNIER

    Kristian‽

    i have more tits than everyone

    Show

    urfavvirgo

    SO LIKE A CALL OF DUTY WEIRDO AND ITS THIS AUDIO OF A SONG AND HES LIKE ON HIS KNEES GRABBING AT THE CAMERA

    WTF BRO

    Flappy.

    ALOT MORE FUNNIER

    EXACTLY

    Kristian‽

    i have 82 of them

    can i grab all of them

    urfavvirgo
    Image

    see

    sucking penis

    urfavvirgo
    Image

    nah what the shit

    why he grabbing

    his boobies

    urfavvirgo
    Image

    16+ in the coner

    I SAT IN SILENCE FOR LIKE A MINUTE AND WATCHED IT

    αmy

    his boobies

    I'll grab yours

    αmy

    his boobies

    he's grabbing his throat from the inside out

    he emo

    Blach66.1

    I'll grab yours

    bet

    αmy

    his boobies

    I just said that 💀

    i luv rubbing paprika on my nipples

    MY MOM IS MAKING SOUP RN

    Blach66.1

    16+ in the coner

    are you shcizoprenic? it doesnt say that

    AND IT SMELLS SO GOOD

    Comment deleted by Blach66.1

    fax bruv

    urfavvirgo

    I just said that 💀

    I KNOW BRO YOU'RE RIGHT

    Flappy.

    AND IT SMELLS SO GOOD

    wHAT KIND

    urfavvirgo
    Image

    HAHA IM AN HOUR AHEAD OF YOU SUCKS TO BE YOU

    αmy

    wHAT KIND

    CHICKEN NOODLE

    Kristian‽

    HAHA IM AN HOUR AHEAD OF YOU SUCKS TO BE YOU

    EST ON TOP

    Flappy.

    CHICKEN NOODLE

    YUM

    Kristian‽

    HAHA IM AN HOUR AHEAD OF YOU SUCKS TO BE YOU

    IM TWO HOURS BEHIND BRO

    Kristian‽

    are you shcizoprenic? it doesnt say that

    YES IT DOES LOOK

    that's why i said it lmfao

    LMFAO

    BLACJ

    Blach66.1

    Se can watch this

    Can't*

    ARE YOU SCHIZO

    Kristian‽

    ITS 10 NOT 16

    ITS 16

    Blach66.1

    16+

    THATA A POWER SIGN

    ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB

    IT IS CLEARLY

    Ik it's was her charge, I was making a joke

    A POWER SIGN

    SMASH

    WAS NOT VERY FUNNY

    BOTH OF THEM

    Blach66.1

    Ik it's was her charge, I was making a joke

    SURRRRREEE

    TO BE QUITE HONEST

    αmy

    ARE YOU SCHIZO

    Yes but your still a smash in my eyes

    αmy

    BOTH OF THEM

    thresesome are za best

    Blach66.1

    Yes but your still a smash in my eyes

    hehe

    R3Y

    thresesome are za best

    actually elevensomes are da bestest

    αmy

    actually elevensomes are da bestest

    where do u have space to put all of them

    Anonymous

    hi feetlyst

    penis!

    R3Y

    where do u have space to put all of them

    basement

    R3Y

    where do u have space to put all of them

    CLASSROOM DUH

    R3Y

    where do u have space to put all of them

    attic

    + basemnt

    + my ass

    Kristian‽

    basement

    i shall put you in mine

    Anonymous

    elevensomes dont exist?

    We need to make them

    αmy

    i shall put you in mine

    bet where should idrop?

    αmy

    + my ass

    I shall put I'm in yours

    aidyn said he was strapped today and that he was gonna shoot up the school

    id rather not participate

    Kristian‽

    bet where should idrop?

    come to cary

    i'll put you in my basement

    rg

    gw

    g

    ht

    teh

    hr

    re

    we'll have some fun

    r

    we