Cont

Cunt

FUCK U

BITCH

reverse cowgirl

GOD DAMN IT

Yeah but

Imma go that on u

Ye

i liked tressa\

YO WT-

and my friend/wingman

Cool

Blamy

was at cvs with his girl

uwu

what

and he said to his gf really loud

chrissy yoru school is fuckin weird

im not loud irl

always the gay ones

HEY DID YOU KNOW KRISTIAN LIKES TRESSA

IM LOUD ASF ON HERE

amy m not gay

BUT IRL IM SO QUIET BRO

he already told he 5 times

I’ll make you get loud ;)

same

UHVIUDBHDIUBHDIUB

And tressa was in the cvs

jake go fuck a. guy

💀

No

she heard

I will

omg

That’s a fact

Ohh god

and my friend had his girl text me what happened because he was too much of a pussy too

That’s a thing that is GOING TO HAPPEN

yall dont sext on here

so i go back to school monday

Ohh for fucks sake

ok

we dont sext smh

the day before halloween 2023

That’s all WJE does

We prophesy pro

we dont say a word ot eachother

Fr

lol

*bro

yall dont get our horny humor

Ohh

We predict the damn future

WHO U CALLIN BRO?

We forecasting this shit

then chandler teels me a couple days later that she slesbian

im on da phone w my buddiies

chandler is goofy ahh name

so i dont like her anymore

💀

Big raging orgasm

alos the day befiorthe cvs

no

oh*

FUCK

SMH SMH

fareeda found out that chandler told me and i told my friend

HATE DSYLEXIA

so she kinda hates me

i have adhd

Ohh

STOP MY BRAIN

Sorry that was mean

and hates chandler and shes not friends with him anymore

💀

so yeah

how rude Jake smh smh smh

Autistic dude horny disorder

i like fareeda again

Not so giga chad

ew\ fareeda sounds weird

Damn g

AY THATS WHAT U HAVE JAKE

U GOT ADHD

so idk what the fuck to do

IM NOT AUTISTIC

HSUAHDIUAHFIUAFH

BUT YOU ARE HORNY

Shes really nice and smart

EXPLAIN THE FAKE BABY IN UR CAR

Damn. Wanna here abt my dating life?

WHAT

THAT WAS MY SISTER

Yeah

THE PLASTIC FAKE BABY

IT WAS JESUS

LIES

BABY JESUS?

guys

IT WAS JESUS CHRIST

IUDHUAIIUGAIUGIUG

theres this guyu at school

and like

WHY HE LOOK SO.

i love him

WHITE?

Basically I like this girl called brogan, and we're friends and we talk alot

but his gf told me to kms

opal

so

idk

Jake, weezer is really good background music for doing homework and stuff

brogan is goofy ahh name

you take your man

fuck the grlfriend

You like Weezer just accept it

Threesome? Idk

Just say it

no

Say “I like Weezer”

Fuck off you lil poof

I LOVE WEEZER

No I don’t!

And we go out to the park with each other as friends

Yes you do

beep beep

Stop denying the truth

Nuh uh

meow

blach are you british?

:)

hold up imma switch to jake is gay alt

And she knows I like her and she's fine with it

SCOTTISH

OHHHHH

Oh so that was you

SHES HOLDING HER OPTIONS WITH U BLACH

THTS SAD

SMH

do you live in scotland?

Yeah huh

Wdym?

jake is gay

NOOOOOOOOOOOOBODYYYYYYYY KNOWWWWWWWWWS

Ye

weezers pretty good

No weezer is a big nothing burger

cool

Green - Hash Pipe, Island In The Sun, Smile, Glorious Day

Maladroit - Dope Nose, Burndt Jamb, Slob

Make Believe - Beverly Hills, Perfect Situation, Haunt You Every Day, My Best Friend

Red - Pork and Beans, Troublemaker

Raditude - The Girl Got Hot, Trippin Down the Freeway

Hurley - Trainwrecks,

EWBAITE - Ain’t Got Nobody, Back To The Shack, Lonely Girl, Da Vinci,

White - California Kids, Wind In Our Sail, Do You Wanna Get High, King Of The World, Summer Elaine and Drunk Dori, Endless Bummer

Pacific Daydream - Feels Like Summer, QB Blitz, La Mancha Screwjob

Teal (can just be your favorite of the covers but here are mine) - No Scrubs, Paranoid, Mr. Blue Sky

Black - I’m Just Being Honest, Zombie Bastards

OK Human - All My Favorite Songs, Grapes Of Wrath

Van Weezer - 1 More Hit

ALL of the SZNZ EPs - Angels On Vacation, Thank You And Goodnight, What Happens After You, I Want A Dog, Iambic Pentameter

nothing burger

teal album is trah

shitty covers

ew

Weezer recommendations from every album past pinkerton

Exactly

some were okay

no

you have a dating life

welp there go my chances

ITS BETTER THAN WHATEVER THE FUCK “TALLY HALL” IS

if she already knows that you like her she wouldve done something about it if shes just you know occasionally hanging out with you and not doing anything your one of her options if the other guy that she likes doesnt like her

BUDDY HOLLY

Oh blach my dating life doesnt exist

SCANDALOUS

Tally hall is pretty based

i have a intresting dating life

TALLY HALL IS SHIT

lol

BUT IT STOPS WITH JAKE

howd yall memet

CAUSE HES MINE

THEN IT BECOMES A MARRIAGE LIFE

whcih is why you should look elsewhere

tinder lmao

YES

This was how my primary worked btw cuz I was in a special language class, so basically when I was in p7 I was on the same room as p4, p5 and p6. But when I was p7 my friend in p5 was a girl and apparently she sister who's my age has a crush on me

i havent dated anyone besides 4 people at the same tim in kindergarten and an annoying man woman in 7th grade

wait actually donut

I love those names

WDYM ACTUALLY?

bro is NOT picking up my hints😭

gtg

Mod abuse!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You’re abusing my ears

BLACH AMY WANTS UR ASS

bye dudes

And now that girls sister is in my year and is best friends with my crush

cya opal

With that “music”

BLACH

Ye?

DID U HEAR

WHAT I SAID

NO

see*

DUMBASS

nothing never mind lmfao

YOUR CLUELESS

Baby he can’t hear through a screen with words

whats good

^^^^^

hi toast

.......IM AWARE

hey amy

wsg

Mod abuse smh

I MESSED UP MY WORDING

how’s the youtube shit goin

LEAVE ME ALONE

toast you didnt see the fareeda part right?

I've read it now thanks, do you have discord,m kill send you the ss

😭😭😭😭

im not that subtle broski

Unloved

ima switch back to my main

i’d deny it but it’s true

toast give me some good songs

you too kris

i need to add shit to my playlist

I DO NOTTTTT

My band - d12

U CAN SEND IT TO ME ON UWU CREW THO

Buddy holly, Amy

fight music - d12

okok

YES

Uwu?

Weezer

under the influence - emine (ft d12)

YUP WHATS UR USER?

She said add something to her shit playlist. Keyword: shit

american psycho 2 - d12

it’s not shit :(

superman - eminem

Fuck you buddy Holly is top tier

i have better music taste

sing for the moment - eminem

smh

You do <3

then gimme it

BUT IM NOT SHARING

It’s actually pretty good 😭

I LIKE TO HAVE DIFFERENT MUSIC TASTE

oh ok fuck you then

IDC CALL ME A PICK ME

YEAH FUCK U TOO

gonna add it

FOR SAYING NO

You listen to all the basic middle school girl nirvana songs

THIS MORNING

<3

Amy

YEAH IM HOLDIN GRUDGES

Green - Hash Pipe, Island In The Sun, Smile, Glorious Day

Maladroit - Dope Nose, Burndt Jamb, Slob

Make Believe - Beverly Hills, Perfect Situation, Haunt You Every Day, My Best Friend

Red - Pork and Beans, Troublemaker

Raditude - The Girl Got Hot, Trippin Down the Freeway

Hurley - Trainwrecks,

EWBAITE - Ain’t Got Nobody, Back To The Shack, Lonely Girl, Da Vinci,

White - California Kids, Wind In Our Sail, Do You Wanna Get High, King Of The World, Summer Elaine and Drunk Dori, Endless Bummer

Pacific Daydream - Feels Like Summer, QB Blitz, La Mancha Screwjob

Teal (can just be your favorite of the covers but here are mine) - No Scrubs, Paranoid, Mr. Blue Sky

Black - I’m Just Being Honest, Zombie Bastards

OK Human - All My Favorite Songs, Grapes Of Wrath

Van Weezer - 1 More Hit

ALL of the SZNZ EPs - Angels On Vacation, Thank You And Goodnight, What Happens After You, I Want A Dog, Iambic Pentameter

I SAID YES

many men - 50 cent

I VOTED YES

I SAID NO JUST TO MESS EITH YOU

redrum - freddie dredd

not just nirvana bro theres other bands aswell smh

Amy listen to these and also the entirety of the first 2 albums

ok i gotta bookmark this post

got it

ETC

Feels like summer

YOU CALL THAT BASIC

SMH

aight whoever voted fo rme in the mod vote is th elove of my life

even if its feet

MELANIE MARTIZEZ

oh and mindless self indulgence

…hey

Pearl Jam is fucking amazing

YESSSS

Yo what

FR

FRR

Amy, there’s this band called half alive. You should listen to them

MADI WHATS YOUR FAVORITE SONG

i like the steezus christ song

bet

BY WHO?

DO NOT LISTEN TO WILK’S MUSIC RECOMMENDATIONS

WHICH SONG ARTIST

OR JUST MY FAV SONG?

WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE

PEARL JAM

he has my music taste

she

It

tally hall

and jack stauber

and freddie dredd

OH THATS EASY EVEN FLOW

are the best

STEEZUS CHRIST

can he jack staub me in the face so I don’t ever have to listen to tally hall again

😭

EVEN FLOW IS LIT

fuck yourself

EXACTLY

BLACK IS AWESOME

FRFR

ALIVE IS PRETTY SICK

black COC-

HAIL HAIL IS SICK

DANCE OF THE CLAIRVOYANTS IS SICK

DONT FORGET SOUND GARDEN

SO MUCH SICKNESS

SEE YALL

HELL YES

hi

THIS IS WHY ME AND JAKE GET ALONG

SPOONMAN IS SICK

WE LITTTTTERALLY

Madi

BLACK HOLE SUN IS SICK

HAVE THE SAME MUSIC TASTE

YES VIRGO?

HI EMILY

I HAVE TO WHINE TO U IM LOSING MY SHIT

FELL ON BLACK DAYS IS SICK

OMG I LOVE BLACK HOLE SUN

CALL??

BET

*cough*basic*cough*

GO IN RN

IM IN CALL

YEAH BUT ITS A GOOD SONG NONETHELESS

yea

EXACTLY

EMILY

IM IN CALL

HI

can i join

NO ITS EMILY TALKING ABT PERSONAL SHIT

AND AS HER BESTIE

dont sen dme link ill feel left out my mom home

THAT IS CLASSIFIED INFO

bet

AMY CAN JOIN

IDC

LINK

NAUR

there smh smh

yo whered toast go

oh its on caroom ew

idk

TOASTIE BUN WHERE ARE YOU

Scholar

hey blach

R u busy now?

yeah dady?

fine

Hey

FINALLY SOMEONE ANSWERED ME

hru

daddy

jakey

Tired imma go to bed soon

solid im tired to

i didnt sleep well last night lmao

mommy

madi

Damn it's 12 30 for me rn

NP

JK JK

NO

NO MOMMY

MOMMY ISSUES

ITS A JOKE

MOMMY ISSUES!

LIAR

I SEE

I DONT HAVE MOMMY ISSUES

U HAVE A MOMMY KINK

STOP NO I DONT

U A SUB?

NO

AHUH AHUH

it's 7:30 for me but last night i fell asleep at 3 nd woke up 7:45 lmao

GASPPPPPPPPPPP

JAKE

7 30 pm for me

MADI NO ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

LIAR

I mean in the morning, its 12 30 am

jakes go tsome explanin

YOU CHEATED ON ME

i know

GASP

NO I LIKE TITTIES AND PUSSY NOT DICKS

smh

STOP IM NOT GAY

Wait me first!

I THOUGHT U LOVED ME JAKE

I DO

THESE PHOTOS ARE FAKE

nuh uh

WAIT FEET WHERES THE MEME

Bro fr unleashing the Jake Blakmail stash

😭

They aren’t

They look pretty real to me

wat meme

hi wade

The Jake is Ours meme

jake

is

OURS

FOREVER

NO IM MADI’S

AND NOBODY ELSE’S

we're going to kidnap you bruv

YES

NO

ALSO YES

DONT SELL YOUR RIGHTS TO A WOMAN. THEY CANT EVEN DRIVE

for realz

Bro I tracked down his address, bring the van

let's violate jake

😭

I’ll bring the rope and gag

PLEASE NO

Blach it might not take off her clothes

ill whip it out

LOL

ROAD TRIP BOYS

IM LOOKING AT IT RN

ITS NOTE GO

4 pp's in one hole

FUCK YOU ALL IM SPENDING TIME WITH MADI

GOOD

WE’RE GONNA LIDNAP JAKE

That's sad,

Too bad

LETS SEE

FUCK SHE’S OFFLINE

bruver and u dont spend time with za boys?

NAH

STAY BACK

IM NOT SENDING IT

ur getting kidnapped now lil bro

JUST LOOK FOR R34

Qhh?

🫃

One sec imma put on my Nirvana record

NAH BRO

JUST SEND MAN

its just the boyz no

now

GUYS LETS GO

Send mam

I AINT DRIVING

no

Why?

it wont work

Wdymm

it turned into a greek style painting of some lady

Ohh

>:(

That just sad

jake is ours bruv

we can share

the fact that you dont get to see carmen santiago naked is sad?

LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE

just use r34

Nah,

SHARING IS CARING

Ohh well

NO BITCH

GN EVERYONE

yes bitch

hes mine >:(

GN BLACH

he's ours >:(

gn bbg

MOOO

*NOOO

i’ll be your carmen sandiego

Gn mal

Can y'all pls stop yapping

no.

hes.

MINE.

FUCK OFF.

I'll send you the pic and you can try it yourself

nuh uh

im going to cream on jake

nuh uh i’ll send you pics

of me fr

Y'all pls stop fucking yapping, except blach

AG STFU

Y'all are so annyoing