Christmas

RYLEE

YOU STOLE MY CAP

WHY

ITS CHRISTMAS

OR WILKINSON

OR MAYBE DAGGER

OH IT WAS WADE

Nah

WADE MENTIONED

It was me

I LOVE SLEEPING

IT WAS ME BARRY

You sleep pretty good when I’m around huh ;)

Daddy chill it’s Christmas

DONT DO IT JAKE

ISTG

No horniness

IK UR GONNA DO IT

DONT DO IT

*inhales*

NO

M…

BAD

SH

Mmmm…

Shit no horniness…

fuck you

MMMM MY ASS DONT DO IT

This is gonna be hard…

My Madi <3

can’t be harder than jake

I’m not hard

yes you are

K, well I’m abusing mod powers. I’ll be lurking around

i peeped

I’m not hard

i can see that bulge

have fun!

Noo don’t leave me

I’m not hard

Me neither

I’ll just stop talking. Don’t get your panties in a bunch

Wade you’re always hard

They’re already in a bunch

It’s my superpower

Sucks to suck ig

Be careful with your words

Damn where did everyone go

<3333 My jake

LIES

i’m going to legoland, want a picture of anything?

uhhh the lego rule 34

duh

LEGO LAND IS IN CALI

LEGOLAND IS AWESOME

lego land is in my basement

no the one in florida

so what do you guys wanna see

Ikr?

California Legoland is better

Be careful what you wish for

Even though I haven’t been to any other ones

yo

I said lego rule 34

Idk what do they have there

LEGO RULE 34

it’s the exact same my dude

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SEE

LEGO

RULE

34

NOWW

Damn it the stupid feet guy is here

NO

WHY

GO ON REDDIT AND FIND IT YOURSELF

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

WHY REDDIT

Then do the one where they take you on a boat

😐

And under the lionsgate bridge if it’s the exact same

ok jaks

uhhhhhhhhh

shit i didn’t mean kys

OH-

The retard is back

get back to work blud

MADII

ILY <3

which one?

I LOVE HER MORE

KYS FOR REAL

Guess

uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh

idk bro really tough question 🤔🤔🤔

GRRRRRRRRRRR

no furry

not gay

pause

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

idk who it is

any hints?

why'd it get so quiet

everyone loves me <3

kms im never saying tht again

THT SOUNDS SO SNOTTY NVM

no

some one FUCKING TALK GODDAMN

ARE YOU GUYS WAITING FOR ME TO LEAVE OR SUM?

Yep.

uhhh

bro u weren't even here

My point still stands.

nope

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ALL OF THEM THOUGH

Dagger Jr is 100% right

we just waiting for you to dissapear

last rizzmas🎅🏿🔫 I gave you my gyatt 🍑😫 but the very next day, 😴 you get fanum taxed 🤑🤑🤑🍔 this year 📆🧓 to save me from mewing 👄👅🍆💦 ill give it to kai cenat 😳🤪 for rizzmas 😮🫢 I gave you my gyatt 🍑😫 but the very next day, 😴 you get fanum taxed 🤑🤑🤑🍔 this year 📆🧓 to save me from skibidi 🎥🔊📺🚽 ill give it to someone sigma 🗿🍷 once rizzler 👀 but twice gyatt 🍑🍑 I keep my distance, 🏃‍♂️💨 but you still catch my gyatt 👉👁️👅👁️👌 tell me rizzler, 🙏🙏🙏 do you recognize me 🥺⁉️ well it's been an ohio 💀👽🤖 it doesn't surprise me ❌😮 the face of ice spice with a gyatt in her pants 🧊🌶️🍑 a gigachad undercover but he ratioed me apart 🗿😭😭😭 [Goofy chorus] last rizzmas🎅🏿🔫 I gave you my gyatt 🍑😫 but the very next day, 😴 you get fanum taxed 🤑🤑🤑🍔 this year 📆🧓 to save me from mewing 👄👅🍆💦 ill give it to someone sussy 🤔🧑‍🚀🔪

cause everytime we talk u end up doing that exactly

uh

no u

AWE ILYT <3

Like clockwork, you come to use your obnoxious zoomerspeak again.

i <3 zoomerlanguage

Hello, Kitty... Welcome to your first day of training as my new pet and servant. Breakfast is every morning at 8:30 am EST. We will convene at that time if you are available. After breakfast, Master will begin his shift at work. Playtime will be between 12 PM EST and 1 PM EST. Depending on your availability, we will arrange for all manner of play, and you may request a particular manner of play if you so wish. At 5 PM EST, work will be over for the day, and Master will take you to his room, and you will obey his every command. When Master gives you an order, you are to respond in the affirmative with "yes master." At all times, if you understand a command you are given, you will respond with, "yes master." At the end of the day, if Kitty so desires, she can spend recreational time with Master before bed. She can choose to play a video game with him, chat with him over the phone, watch YouTube videos, or go for a walk outside. Otherwise, Kitty is free to enjoy her evening hours as she wishes. If you understand all of this, and you are ready to have a collar wrapped around your neck to become Master's kitty, please respond, "yes master."

What the shit.

penis!

>mewing Imagine being a mouthbreathing retard. Isn't it common knowledge you should always have your tongue at the roof of your mouth unless you're eating or chewing? The NOSE is for breathing and smelling, the mouth is for eating, or in your case, sucking dick.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Kys

but it’s truw

true

i like your presence

cause it’s warm

like hot chocolate

you’re like hot chocolate if it was a person

Hot chocolate is generous.

More like scalding hot coffee.

no she’s hot cocoa

That gives you second degree burns.

also hi dagger jr

and fuses your labia together

What.

The actual fuck.

like the mcdonald’s hot coffee casw

also you didn’t say hi back

bot behavior

You seem like you would like that one Jack and Jill story someone wrote on here

Oh, you put that disgusting image in my head and now you have the audacity to ask me to say "hi"?

but it’s a real thinf

search up the mcdonald’s hot coffee lawsuit

>bot behavior What's "bot" about saying the truth?

HI EMILY

I was surprised at how many retards unironically breathe through their mouth.

He got banned. No need to say anything to him

that’s gross

you breathe through your nose

I can still link the story

And now they cope by "mewing" as if that will fix the irreparable damage they have done to their facial structure, lmao.

It’s an important piece of WJE history

The first joke fanfic ever written

Huh?

No, my, friend, it's time to fork over the money to orthodontists and plastic surgeons. You're at their mercy now.

worstjokesever.com/jokes/620bdf103d4eb3640589eb2d/jack-quietly-crawled-through-jills-bedroom-window-trying-not-to-make-a-single-noise

this bird is so clingy bro

BUT IT WAS SO CUTE

WATCHING MY BIRD OPEN HIS PRESENT

we used tissue paper instead of the thicker one

so it was eaiser

Sad to see that having an Anon or Dagger comment is now enough for a post to be "WJE history" now.

I gave a reason as to why it’s history

Tf was that

No, it wasn't, there have been many more degenerate fanfics before that one, you have to search for them.

WJE history

Embarrassing

Exactly.

By all means, share some with me so I may know I’m incorrect

Hey I’m not the one who wrote it, go find the anon who posted it

worstjokesever.com/community/p/6260e94ca09fb8e48f49470d This one is even older

How? Find his IP and then knock on every door in his state?

Or just nuke the state he's in.

Either one will do.

They’re both over a year old, how do you know for certain?

Psychic powers

Uh huh

Source: trust me.

I’ll look at the code later and verify whether or not what you say is true

AND HERE'S THE OTHER THING

Dagger is younger than EDP

Well, account registration-wise, I mean.

Weird

Who knows who is actually behind the EDP account.

Lol

Hopefully not EDP himself.

DAGGER

WHAT DID U GET FOR CHRISTMAS

Divorce papers

.........

idc

WHAT ELSE

as promised

HELL YEAH

A pistol with one bullet in it that fires backwards. Also given to me by my wife like the divorce papers.

I have a tv

Arthur Moron

couldn’t find the turtle guy :(

HAHAH

"We needa lie low Dutch" >mutilates 50 people on the way to the outhouse, 50 officers on the way back >Dutch kills an enemy gang member "You keep killing people Dutch, an' I'on think it right..." >feeds 10 children to alligators >drags the guard across the tracks from the caboose of a train >drowns an old woman for looking at him funny >fires an explosive arrow into the saloon "You're a good man Arthur Morgan"

Truly the game of all time.

i drew on it

DAGGER

UR CHRISTMAS PRESENTS SUCK

Whatever

WTF SANTA GIVE U COAL TOO

I asked for coal

Game of the year

So the joke's on him

HAHA

undisputed ludokino

and then the epilogue

Epilogue was an afterthought

"I'm John Marston, and I'm just a feller trying to wrong my rights... be a good man for a change..." >kills people and animals for fun "I just want a happy and peaceful life for my family" >genocides the entire Southwestern U.S. >kills half the U.S. army

Truly the PC Wallpaper simulator of all time.

>"You shot him like a dog"

I always dress my Arthur Morgan like an Appalachian hillbilly.

I make him dress in all black

Coonskin hat, double barrel shotgun, chaps and coats made out of dead animals, and a long beard that doubles as a bird nest. also no boots, just barefoot.

Go to valentine and bathe in mud with the pigs, then massacre the whole town.

Meanwhile John I dress him up like the protagonist of a spaghetti Western.

As God intended.

I just shoot random people at camps and take their shit

Based.

I found one of the rarest horse skins at one

Few Spotted something

My Arthur is also the worst, low honor piece of shit ever and John is a high honor hero.

"He was a good man"

t. Uncle

The fat slob

Also known as the gang's own Santa Claus

Only difference is he takes instead of give

Except he just sits around and thinks all day

It pays well eventually

NROWWWWWWWW

Uncle is actually the most based member.

lego land!

ima skidaddle

HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS YALL

BPtranny detected

Get outta here fag

Evacuate the chat and leave it isolated.

i’ve come to say goodbye

thanks for nothing <3

Thank God

Kys

You're welcome.

We never wanted you here, you subhuman piece of actual shit.

Bye insults to motherfuckers <3

Slit your wrists and throat while you're at it

Kys while you're at it

Great minds think alike lmfao.

Hmm i don’t think so :)

You will

Good

I prefer that you suffer long drawn out days in agony

I will not

Knowing you will never be human

Just about to say that too lol

if my parents are human

legoland

what am i?

A fag

wish y’all were here

You may have been human at one point, but not anymore.

human+human= obvs not human

>Florida BLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I hate the fucking deep south.

No thanks.

but we’d have fun

But they have slavery

you could ride a coaster with me

speak for urself

Is that supposed to be a pro?

Yes

Free labor

I may be a piece of metal but I have more worth than you somehow

Well, when you put it that way...

guys

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wEZeUuoxZ0

hmm, i think my organs are worth at least enough money to buy a piece of cheese

so that’s a lot

>a piece of cheese Yeah, this cheese.

If there's a hole...

Fucking lmao.

eyes are priceless apparently

https://www.google.com/search?q=how+much+are+eyes+worth&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-gb&client=safari&safe=active

There are ants underneath your skin

?

Ewwww

wth

Parsnip