EDP x Chet Goldstein Fanfic

My EDP x Chet Goldstein fanfic Chet: You don't like women your age huh? Then whaddya say about men your age?

Edp445: * blushes * W-what the hell are you talkin' bout man, I ain't gay bro I'm just here for a cupcake.

Chet: Oh, you say so? * grabs Edp445 by his collar and kisses him *

Chet: Then whaddya think of this?

Edp445: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR MAN!!! (in a muffling voice, while blushing intensely) altough I did like that quite a bit

Chet: I'm here to unmask your true intentions, Edp! Your feelings about me!!!

Edp445: B-but why like this? Why did you pretend to be an underage girl all this time?

Chet: Well, truth is, I've been trying to reach you for a long time now. And I had to put on an act because you wouldn't reply to me otherwise!

Edp445: So you lied to me, exposed me, leaked and recorded everything and ruined my life just to be able meet me?

Chet: Yes Edp, oh yes!

the two kiss intensely and passionately for a certain amount of time *

Edp445: Seriously tho will I actually go to jail?

Chet: Of course not, this is youtube. We only do this for views and ad revenue. You will forever be safe, in my arms.

Edp445: I sure hope so!