Boredom with Online Presence

damn now 5

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MALALALA

HI

2

1

HAPPY NEW YEAR

bro

:)

Greetings

How is it racist?

hi

I'm joking

rate my deoderant 1-10

It looks like raspberry flavoured slushy

Oh ok

AMYYYY

Hello Mal

hey

hru

You have really unhinged memes

oh ive seen that one before lmao

ikr

Terrifically terrible, what about you?

im good

i got new shoes yesterday

Eh, the green ones taste better

I use gasoline as lube

Yum

sii

Dreamy Bull toilet

A person says you’re a 10 year old girl called Lily or something like that

um

I stole this account because she gave out her password

As Sun Tzu once said, "Commit Arson"

tf is that supposed to be

bro dead

7 people on

damn

Is basically always dead now

It’s*

Hi

Yountyin

Tf?

Salutations!

Hi

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1æ

..

I’m very confused

same

This site is very confusing

fr

my mom j told me shes near a chick fil a but then refused to get me food

. . .

. . . . . . . . . . . . .

dead chat

MLA

MAL

AMALALLLALAALLa

Salutations again

hell

o

AMYYYYYYYYYYYY

aw you left

That’s rude of her

THATS WHAT I SAIDDDD

she was like "you didnt come out w me so no chick fil a"

then like

why tell me its there

Chicken

yum

How do you do?

hungty

hungry

Sad

She wanted to flex, she told you about it to get your hopes up

well yeah but like

why

thats j mean

nd then shes like "oh ill j get you wendys...MAYBE"

like damn okay

Dang

wendys is good too but like

She probably will get you it

the nearest wendys to me is like 10 minutes away

the nearest chick fil a is at least 25 minutes away

prolly more like 30

I’ve never had Wendy’s of Chick Fil A

oh shit i j looked it up...its an hour away

What type life are you living?

Type of*

whattttt

wendys chicken nuggets are so amazing

nd chick fil as everything is amazing

Even the fries????

uh

yes

I don’t live in the USA though

their fries are fuckin heavenly

How so?

you gotta coem to the us j for wendys nd chick fil a

theyre j good

like

yum

waffle fries

I will probably go there (I seriously want to try street food or smth, AND TRAINS)

trains are terrible

Have you ever seen trains with multiple floors?

yeah

Cooooool

I’ve never seen that

ive been on a train w 2 floors nd it freaked me out

That seems like a fancy train

I want to go on a California Zephyr

wHaT

i hate public transport

nd cars

nd planes

nd anything that moves quickly

So you hate fast food?

lmao

:)

People who write “xd” instead of “XD” annoy me a littlr

*little

enslaved sex worker

Oo

Tf

yo

Hello

shyyy!!!!

Leoo

hi hru

A little bad, what about you?

im good how come your bad?

Just my life in general, nothing of importance

Amtrak trains

oh

Amtrak trains are cool

Hello?

dead

Indeed

🪦

😔

poor chat

It will be missed

Dead chat.

AG GO AWAY

Hello

What do you mean “only here to act”?

Kill yourself Shy Dragon. Nobody loves you here.

Hah!

NEITHER DOES ANYONE LOVE YOU ADRIAN

I agree

Wearing two AirPods makes music sound weird

So are you dumbass.

Hah! Seriously?

Shubodhaya!

Salutations!

Stfu, I wasn't talking to you.

How goes life?

It’s still amusing

Meh but music. What about you?

Going great! I’m having less time but it’s fine. Got my braces off after 4 years and today was the most productive I’ve ever been!

Good! Whom is your favourite singer?

hi

Hello

Hard choice. I’ve gotten into vocaloid recently. Well I liked Dave McCormack

Namaste!

yoga time

hey

Yoga?

How do you do?

im good

hbu

It’s used at the end of yoga sessions I think (at least my mum’s)

si

As a greeting it’s used at the end?

yeah a lotta yoga instructors will say namaste at the end of yoga sessions

Yep! Very logical, but why should One expect something logical?

They used the wrong Duolingo

:)

Dialingo

It’s a greeting

mostly a greeting, rarely you find someone using it as a goodbye

Diealingo

Dielingo

Dungalunga (stone age meme thing okay)

Dumbalingo

(Unga bunga)

Trio

Damodarlingo

Ongniluod

Ilondu

I hate Opal so much.

Spiffing

Oh really? I never knew that

Yeah, she the worst user to be ever existed in WJE.

*she is

Your grammar seems a bit off.

#PunishOpalWithBigBlackOilyMen

Ooh, very good grammar you used there mate

I also hate Shy Dragon as well.

They're both the same person.

Proof?

Ok, ok, ok... They're not the same person.

I love your name, it reminds me of busting in stars

I love busting

Hahaha! I am glad I am known as an alter!

Of course you do

#NecrophiliaRocks

Just kidding, hehe

Yes, intercourse with corpses

My name actually represents how in the end, most of the baryonic matter in this universe is made of the remains of stars that went supernova long ago and scattered the elements across the vast cosmos

Indeed 🤤

The big bang busted all over me 😫

Ooh, either I know a lot about space and stuff (likely) or I have spoken to you a lot, because I think I knew that or though that

The big bang wasn’t exactly an explosion unfortunately for you. It’s just a common misconception because of its name

Dammit

Am I weird, I find it fun to go on character.ai.com and talk to certain characters from a thing I like and pretend I’m a drug addict (oof)

*?

Yes, you're fucking weird as shit.

It was a period of expansion however scientists calculated that at the rate at which things are, if they traced back things far enough, the universe would’ve collapsed long before it got back to the size it is

Well, I do gotta admit, I do indeed love big stuff 🤤

Do you like whales?

Very

Oooh, someone who hates me! Such a rare sight!

What about morbidly obese people?

You just realized that?

Even better 🔥

Okay then…

It’s strange.

So in order to combat this problem, Alan Guth came up with the theory of Inflation which says that in under a second, the universe just expanded very rapidly. It would be like an atom expanding into the size of a basketball in less than a fraction of a second. This theory ended up solving a few other problems in astronomy

oh

AMY

I can relate to the atom

MAALALALALAALALAL

Finally some “normal” people…

Shubodhaya/namaste/suprabhad

HIIIIIIIII HRU

Proton or electron?

I'm more of a electron typa guy

:(

Proton sounds like it should be negative (is it called that?) but also not

I like getting electrocuted once in a while

very very hungry and tired

During sexual intercourse

If you can relate to the atom then can you also relate to the fact that the particles of an atom like electrons act like both waves and particles at the same time just like how a photon does?

Uhh

are you fasting for navratri

If my profile pic was an emoji I’d use it

same

Technically, I can do that since we're all made up of atoms, right?

So ig 😳

No, I don’t celebrate it

i see

Amy

i would eat but

yes

IM SORRU YOU DIDNT GET CHICK FIL A

Are you able to do the thug shake, up n' down and all around?

frfr ong no 🧢

Gahd dayum

ME TOOOOOOOOOOOoo

You are fasting?

yeah, for navratri and ramadan

My right arm hurts from beating 😭

fax no printer

i’ll do it for you ong

It’s just that at macro scales the irregularities from the quantum realm start to smooth out so things appear to be more homogenous at large scales. That’s why the universe looks almost the same in all directiond

30 dollars cash tho

I'm in crippling debt

i’ll cripple you fr

I thought you were Hindu?

"I like your funny words, magic man"

OH AMY

Cripple n' crack my bones? 😍

yeah, i just fast during ramadan to support my muslim friends and also cause fasting makes me feel a lot more focused and it has health benefits too

also, i’m not hindu

i only really celebrate and do stuff cause my parents are

Oh?

in truth, i don’t really know

likr i believe there’s a greater force, but idk

Correct me if I’m wrong but Navratri is mostly celebrated in Gujrat and other neighbouring states right?

Fuck religions, Ku Klux Klan is on top

Ah, fuck, I'm probably on the FBI's watchlist now

yeah, my mom’s from Jammu-Kashmir but my dad’s from Punjab

Wait a minute, Navratri is in October-November

why are you celebrating/fasting for it so early?

Chaitra Navratri is in April

Oh

Sharad Navaratri is in October

Navrarti

YESSSS

YES MALLLL

WHAT IS IT

I can make up words too

Niggleshatamalala

I didn’t know you had to fast for Navaratri

2 THINGS

9 days

1. I GOT A 100 ON MY OTHER MATH PROJECT

ND 2. I GOT NEW SHOESSSSSS

OMG YEASSSSS

PICSSS ?????

How many days does the festival itself last?

Hmmm, the Jesus Sandals are better in my opinion

10

OMGG

THEYRE FIREEE

I NEED ME SOME OF THOSE SEND ME THE LINK

https://www.nike.com/t/blazer-mid-77-womens-shoes-NPWfjm/CZ1055-100

Is the festival for Godess Durga or am I confusing it for another festival?

yeah

THANKS BOO <33333

So how will you be celebrating?

SIIIIIIIIIi <3333333

Well I’m going now

Goodnight

Hi