Another Boring Day

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I’m in the middle of the city and idk my way home

guyss i got a new stuffed animal

Anonymous

Ooo what is it of

an axolotl

Anonymous

thats nice..

mhm...

mal 🌸

mhm...

ima steal it from u than steal u <3

its a very cute stuffed animal

mal 🌸

an axolotl

I love axolotls

Anonymous

cant be cuter than u

its wayyy cuter than me haha

nothing i can tell u about

its nothing to do w/ her being here

Yup well she doesn’t belong on here and that’s what everyone else thinks

But I understand where you’re coming from

Woah, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam Woah, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam Black Betty had a child, bam-ba-lam

Anonymous

Yup well she doesn’t belong on here and that’s what everyone else thinks

its nothing about her being here

thats not why idk what to do

Wade XL

Woah, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam Woah, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam Black Betty had a child, bam-ba-lam

oh

Anonymous

Wsg Wade

Wsg baby boy

We all know why you’re worried tbh

mal 🌸

lookit my axolotl

C U T E

Guys do you think I was too hard/rude to Toast?

I said it as nicely as I could

What did you tell my child.

I said that he’s gotten dry and stuff and a bit boring, and I liked the old Toast

Wade XL

Guys do you think I was too hard/rude to Toast?

I don’t know.

I don’t know the old toast I’ve been here for two weeks 💀

Wade XL

I said that he’s gotten dry and stuff and a bit boring, and I liked the old Toast

Opinion.

he shouldnt be upset about that

Wade XL

I said that he’s gotten dry and stuff and a bit boring, and I liked the old Toast

Ooh

Anonymous

he shouldnt be upset about that

He can

Anonymous

I don’t know the old toast I’ve been here for two weeks 💀

New Toast except like more energetic

Wade XL

New Toast except like more energetic

Nice

Anonymous

he shouldnt be upset about that

id definitely be slightly upset about that

Anonymous

He can

yeah he can, but i dont think he would

mal 🌸

id definitely be slightly upset about that

Hmm

Wade XL

New Toast except like more energetic

And more bullying I think?

Anonymous

he shouldnt be upset about that

His friends were, also I’m like never mean to him and vise versa unless we’re doing it for a troll and like I don’t wanna hurt him or anything cuz we’re friends but it just seems he’s gotten more dry

Wade XL

His friends were, also I’m like never mean to him and vise versa unless we’re doing it for a troll and like I don’t wanna hurt him or anything cuz we’re friends but it just seems he’s gotten more dry

Than you had a valid reason to tell him.

If you where respectful it should be ok.

Yall have known eachother enough for it to be ok

Wade XL

His friends were, also I’m like never mean to him and vise versa unless we’re doing it for a troll and like I don’t wanna hurt him or anything cuz we’re friends but it just seems he’s gotten more dry

i feel like id be slightly upset in that situation but id move on cus id understand where youre coming from as a friend nd shit

nd like id try to work on it

if it was smth i could fix

Alr just wanted to see what u guys thought because I don’t want any bad blood or anything between us

but idk toast super well so like idk how hed take it

Toast can act like whatever the fuck he wants and it’s none of yalls concerns

Wade XL

Alr just wanted to see what u guys thought because I don’t want any bad blood or anything between us

yeah i think you guys will be fine

Anonymous

Toast can act like whatever the fuck he wants and it’s none of yalls concerns

um

Wade XL

Alr just wanted to see what u guys thought because I don’t want any bad blood or anything between us

it should be alr, dont worry

BRB someone broke into my house

Anonymous

Toast can act like whatever the fuck he wants and it’s none of yalls concerns

It can concern me, if he where to be upset. id be concerd.

Anonymous

I never noticed anything

you havent known him as long, as you said earlier.

mal 🌸

you havent known him as long, as you said earlier.

True

i j hope toasts doin alright

i mean i called him ealier nd he wasnt acting diff

Heroin Monkey
Image

ive seen that

Anonymous

i mean i called him ealier nd he wasnt acting diff

thats good

but i aslo called him for not long till my momma got home

Anonymous

but i aslo called him for not long till my momma got home

oh

Heroin Monkey
Image

thats adorable

Btw yall if I seem rude at first I’m sorry 😭

Anonymous

Btw yall if I seem rude at first I’m sorry 😭

You always seem rude

may be brutally honest, but ur rude

Anonymous

Btw yall if I seem rude at first I’m sorry 😭

youre fine

i have a pictire of madi but im not sure if its real or not

he didnt oick up when i called him wehn my mom left again

ooh show me ikk what she looks like

shes posted herself here b4

dont you get banned for face revealing someone

Anonymous

L

i really dont care to get a knockoff discord

didnt dagger make that rule?

It ain’t knock of discord

ill post it on an alt so it doesnt matter if i get banned

we'll js talk about it later

The Unknown King of Moderation

Message me, I’ll check when I get home

Chek uwu

Wow guys, I said someone broke into my house and nobody said anything!? Nice to know I’m cared about.

Someone broke into your house?

Wade XL

Wow guys, I said someone broke into my house and nobody said anything!? Nice to know I’m cared about.

whend you say that

Wade XL

Wow guys, I said someone broke into my house and nobody said anything!? Nice to know I’m cared about.

i dindt belive u

Wade XL

BRB someone broke into my house

^^

i was kept alive by bill clinton and am now living in the middle of the woods in wyoming

Wade XL

^^

oh i wasnt paying attention lmao sorry

Anonymous

Wade are you ok

^^^

im doing like 20 things rn

rbthebeast4054

it was me

Oh it was? Sorry if I hit you in the head with a toaster

mal 🌸

im doing like 20 things rn

You’re having sex with 20 things?!

Anonymous

^^^

Lmao yes

We call that a slu-

im very skilled like that

mal 🌸

all at once

oh my lordy lord

Wade XL

Lmao yes

Ok I’m just making sure 😭😭😭

hell yeah i think i can do 21

My back hurts so I found an alleyway and I’ve been sitting for like ten minutes

Anonymous

My back hurts so I found an alleyway and I’ve been sitting for like ten minutes

cool

Anonymous

My back hurts so I found an alleyway and I’ve been sitting for like ten minutes

why are you sitting in an alleyway

Idk how to get back to my house from Times Square

whatd you do to your back

mal 🌸

im very skilled like that

I mean…I’ve done 30 not to brag

Anonymous

Idk how to get back to my house from Times Square

oh

Anonymous

Idk how to get back to my house from Times Square

google maps

mal 🌸

whatd you do to your back

My heavy ass backpack

Wade XL

I mean…I’ve done 30 not to brag

pfffft thats nothing, ive done 50

Wait did Kris write the sequel to my Dick saga?

Anonymous

My heavy ass backpack

oh damn

Heroin Monkey

google maps

There’s no taxis lol I’ll find the subway

its one of those random characters from that gay demon musical show

Me doing reverse image search on the pfp:

Heroin Monkey

its one of those random characters from that gay demon musical show

yeah my brother had me do it

Heroin Monkey

its one of those random characters from that gay demon musical show

accurate description

Heroin Monkey

its one of those random characters from that gay demon musical show

THAT IS THE BEST DESCRIPTION I HAVE EVER SEEN OF THAT

Heroin Monkey

its one of those random characters from that gay demon musical show

Hazbin hotel???

Wade XL

Me doing reverse image search on the pfp:

Real

Wasn’t there like 7 people from that show here?

i watched my brother watching it and it was so cringe

i kinda doubt you all have even watched it nd r js hateing it

There were like 3 Alastos

Heroin Monkey

i watched my brother watching it and it was so cringe

yeah it is

My sister makes me watch it 😭

Anonymous

i kinda doubt you all have even watched it nd r js hateing it

i watched it..it was okayy igg

I watched like a bit then posted a yt vid

its makes hell seem like a good place like no its not

i remember watching the pilot on youtube tho

The music is the worst part 😭😭😭

I mainly watched the finale because like..yes

my crush is obsessed with it

The Unknown King of Moderation

(I’m joking I haven’t seen it)

no ur not joking

Imagine being born in the United States of America 🇺🇸

my pronouns are who/where for i do not exist

If I go to hell maybe I’ll make a deal with Mephisto and become a spirit of vengeance Ghostrider with a kickass flaming skull and motorcycle

Wade XL

If I go to hell maybe I’ll make a deal with Mephisto and become a spirit of vengeance Ghostrider with a kickass flaming skull and motorcycle

Nice

Anonymous

My pronouns are U S A

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED SOME FREEDOMMM🦅

Anonymous

Nice

Big item on my bucket list

Wade XL

Big item on my bucket list

The biggest item in my bucket list is to run away 😭

Anonymous

The biggest item in my bucket list is to run away 😭

L

Anonymous

The biggest item in my bucket list is to run away 😭

I saw biggest and thought…of something

knock knock motherfucker this is the usa and it seems you have oil that does not belong to me now politely return that oil or i will have to give you some democracy

I hate my parents and I hate everyone in my racist school so I wanna run away

Anonymous

I hate my parents and I hate everyone in my racist school so I wanna run away

Cum bunk with me

Wade XL

Cum bunk with me

Bet

Anonymous

Bet

We can have sex no homo

my parents didnt let me start using actual youtube until i was 13 years old

Wade XL

We can have sex no homo

Yes

my parents didnt let me make a yt channel until a year ago

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Comment deleted by Anonymous
Heroin Monkey

my parents didnt let me start using actual youtube until i was 13 years old

they made me use youtube kids the first 2 years of middle school

Comment deleted

Didn’t catch that part

Heroin Monkey

bro said yes daddy

Bet

I love the smell of 372,844 pancakes in the morning. Smells like victory.

Wade XL

I love the smell of 372,844 pancakes in the morning. Smells like victory.

I dont eat breakfast

Anonymous

I dont eat breakfast

I eat souls.

duolingo

same

You eat the souls of little children that don’t do their weekly Spanish lessons

Anonymous

im worried about lily )):

If you’re not letting anyone have any info on the situation then don’t talk about it it’s literally not that hard and no one really cares about your 10 year old friend trauma dumping about her period

Anonymous

If you’re not letting anyone have any info on the situation then don’t talk about it it’s literally not that hard and no one really cares about your 10 year old friend trauma dumping about her period

Yeeeeerrrrr

Wade XL

You eat the souls of little children that don’t do their weekly Spanish lessons

🥶🥶

Wade XL

You eat the souls of little children that don’t do their weekly Spanish lessons

i eat little girls

Anonymous

Shit

Charlie..did you not do your SPANISH?

Anonymous

If you’re not letting anyone have any info on the situation then don’t talk about it it’s literally not that hard and no one really cares about your 10 year old friend trauma dumping about her period

Ok fine, shes going through family problems.

Wade XL

Charlie..did you not do your SPANISH?

*runs away*

rbthebeast4054

i eat little girls

Booking marking this tab to quote stuff later

Anonymous

Ok fine, shes going through family problems.

Ok but do we care about her? No

Anonymous

*runs away*

YOU CANT RUN FROM THE OWL CHILD.

Anonymous

Ok but do we care about her? No

Than js ignore the commets about her. Dont start shit.

Wade XL

YOU CANT RUN FROM THE OWL CHILD.

TO BAD

wanna join my celebrity and political figure sex ring

Anonymous

*runs away*

NO ONE ESCAPES FROM ME

Anonymous

Than js ignore the commets about her. Dont start shit.

You’re a professional victim

Anonymous

You’re a professional victim

im not a victim

That image does not look right

Anonymous

im not a victim

I will beat you with a slipper

Anonymous

I will beat you with a slipper

irdc

ion got ptsd from slippers

whats the difference between me and kobe bryant? only 2 13 year old girls went down on kobes helicopter.

guys arson is so preppy today

Anonymous

I will beat you with a slipper

The roles have reversed how the turned have tabls

duolingo

guys arson is so preppy today

no shush dont tell them

i wouldt care if i got beat w/ a sliper

Preppy? Kinky? Huh- who said that?

you're literally wearing a bow

Wade XL

Preppy? Kinky? Huh- who said that?

…….

duolingo

you're literally wearing a bow

Its for hello kitty

Wade XL

Preppy? Kinky? Huh- who said that?

Kinky fs

duolingo

UHM

Charlie hasn’t done her Spanish

I’m a good boy and did my Spanish

Ellllla

Fuck you Ethan

Oh hi again

Heroin Monkey

who u

His sister

Heroin Monkey

being preppy is crazy

i dress like a "minimalism old lady" most of the time according to my friend

arsonisfun

i dress like a "minimalism old lady" most of the time according to my friend

i mean you do wear a lot of sweaters

Wade XL

Dagger, sup King

Hey, Wade.

Anonymous

Hey, Wade.

How’s it going?

Anonymous

Wsg Dagger

Not much, man. How about you?

Wade XL

How’s it going?

Doing French. ;-;

Anonymous

Not much, man. How about you?

I’m tryna get back home

dagger got that fancy font ooo

Anonymous

Doing French. ;-;

Bro are you French

Anonymous

Doing French. ;-;

Damn, I take Spanish lol

anthony fauci looks like an old male ellen degeneres

I take Chinese so I can get an easy a

Apparently French is very popular in Canada

Anonymous

Bro are you French

Yeah, I’m from Québéc.

Wade XL

Apparently French is very popular in Canada

You’re Canadian????

Anonymous

i am learning spanish

¿Donde esta biblioteca?

i'm gonna do french but i'm learning italian on duolingo

Wade XL

Damn, I take Spanish lol

Damn, man. Spanish is sick.

Wade XL

Apparently French is very popular in Canada

im moving there after i get married

Anonymous

You’re Canadian????

Yeah.

Anonymous

im moving there after i get married

Downside: EXPENSIVE

Wade XL

Downside: EXPENSIVE

real?

Wade XL

¿Donde esta biblioteca?

a la derecha de la tienda

Anonymous

Wade are you Canadian

Maybe

arsonisfun

a la derecha de la tienda

Gracias

Kris told me you lived in Washington

Anonymous

Kris told me you lived in Washington

Do I?

im learning spainish so i cal=n yell in spainish when i get mad

Anonymous

Kris told me you lived in Washington

state or dc

Wade XL

Do I?

Idk 😭😭😭😭

bill and hillary clinton both visited my island

Cool you’re still a pedophile

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Lemme re-write that

Wade check uwu when you can

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Anonymous

Idk 😭😭😭😭

Always think that there is a tiny possibility that everything I’ve ever told you about me is a lie, or it was the truth, or part of the truth, and that I’m only telling you this so it makes you easier to fuck with- that came out wrong. Or did it?

Wade XL

Always think that there is a tiny possibility that everything I’ve ever told you about me is a lie, or it was the truth, or part of the truth, and that I’m only telling you this so it makes you easier to fuck with- that came out wrong. Or did it?

Check uwu rq

So glad I bookmarked this tab for quotes

Anonymous

Check uwu rq

Did

here are my island coordinated 18.300056, -64.825666

you can get there via private jet going into st thomas and getting a boat to the island

No one wants to go to your pedophile island

im not there i being hidden in the woods of wyoming by bill clinton

I’ll go if there is free food and hot bitches

tennis ball throw it against the wall

helps me forget about my cancer

Wade XL

I’ll go if there is free food and hot bitches

Real

arsonisfun

helps me forget about my cancer

Wait what

Wade XL

I’ll go if there is free food and hot bitches

there is a lot of the second one

rbthebeast4054

there is a lot of the second one

Sign me up, I’ve been erected

rbthebeast4054

btw there all minors

Wdym by that

arsonisfun

helps me forget about my cancer

You are a cancer, a cancer to the human race and disgrace to your family. Just kidding I love you pookie <3

Yall know what song hits hard

I have no idea 🤷‍♀️

My bf started to learn photoshop for work

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

wht dagger want from me

Your virginity.

Chexers

My bf started to learn photoshop for work

Nicere

Chexers

My bf started to learn photoshop for work

you have a bf

Like uhh whats it called again

Comment deleted by Anonymous
Comment deleted

Yes daddy

He photoshoped my photo😭

Anonymous

<3333

<333333

Heroin Monkey

you have a bf

Is that a question or???

Chexers

Is that a question or???

its a question

Heroin Monkey

its a question

Ah yes i do

DO YALL WANNA SEE EUWHHAWHGWGQVW

but its a pic of me

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

wade , wht did dagger wanna tlk abt

He wants your virginity. Wait, that’s what I want nvm

i have a pic of madi but im not sure if its real

Comment deleted by Anonymous
Comment deleted by Chexers
Comment deleted

Hehe dirty boy, I’ll smack you with a slipper

Pls ignore my pic💀

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wtf that’s so good

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

^^^^

Broo respond to my sex commentsss

Wade XL

Hehe dirty boy, I’ll smack you with a slipper

You first

UGH I MEANT TO REPLY

DO YALL WANNA SEE LIKE THE UHH

Window to our school classroom

Chexers

DO YALL WANNA SEE LIKE THE UHH

Nudes? Yes

Chexers

Window to our school classroom

Sure

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

where?

I’ve posted like 3 in this chat bro, everytime u asked me soemthin

Btw Ethan if I seemed rude I’m sorry 😭😭😭😭

Anonymous

You’re in school???

No I just took a picture yesterday

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Would it be weird if my irl name was also Ethan?

Chexers

No I just took a picture yesterday

Oh

Wade XL

Would it be weird if my irl name was also Ethan?

IS IT

Anonymous

IS IT

Maybe

Wade XL

Would it be weird if my irl name was also Ethan?

It doesn’t suit u

Me and takoyaki think your Marco

That’s what she thought of 😭

Anonymous

Me and takoyaki think your Marco

AYEEEEE IM GLAD UR FRIENDS WITH MY BEST BRO

Chexers

And personality

I think that’s offensive to Ethan and Ethan

Wade XL

I think that’s offensive to Ethan and Ethan

Just beint honest

Chexers

Just beint honest

Was that a compliment to me or an insult?

Heroin Monkey
Image

NUDITY

Wade XL

Was that a compliment to me or an insult?

Compliment ofc

Anonymous

Or an Ethan tbh

Maybe

Heroin Monkey
Image

NOOOO

Chexers

Compliment ofc

Awwwww

Wade XL

Maybe

If your real name is Ethan tell me on uwu

Anonymous

If your real name is Ethan tell me on uwu

Ok

Ey ingenious whats ur real name

people with the name ethan are always so mentally ill

take offense idc but its true 😭

Heroin Monkey

my parents didnt let me start using actual youtube until i was 13 years old

Damn I was on real YouTube since I was like 3 and I saw some wild shit on theee

That is what I am tbh 😭😭😭

Flappy.

people with the name ethan are always so mentally ill

Either autistic

Heroin Monkey

bro i think my dog has autism

Pet it

Heroin Monkey

bro i think my dog has autism

Satan?

Heroin Monkey

bro i think my dog has autism

would

HOLLUP, just heard glad shatter, brb

Wade XL

HOLLUP, just heard glad shatter, brb

wade at least wait like an hour

If I’m not back in 20 minutes be concerned

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

i gtg.

Byee

Chexers

HAU FLAPPY

im good wbyy

Yall what should I change my pfp to

Anonymous

Yall what should I change my pfp to

Should match with me fr

Ok brb now I hear footsteps

Heroin Monkey
Image

his knes

Yay my mom finally picked me up 🙏

Chexers

I just said hi

ONE OF MY FRIENDS ASKS HRU LIKE THAT MB LMAO 😭

urfavvirgo

FLAPP

EMILYY

Holy shit, 9 people are not even responding.

No wonder why WJE is the most retarded and toxic website of all time.

what’s good

bro theres still 8 people on and all chats are dead

mal 🌸

FLAPPYYY

MY FRIEND ALMOST GOT ARRESTED J NOW 😭

mal 🌸

HOW?!

WAIT UWU

I DONT WANNA INTERRUPT YOU

MMAMALALALLAlALLALAALALALKASLALLal

Toast ツ

IM PRETTY GOOD

YAYAYAY

i need a name for my stuffed axolotl

cus ion like the name it came w

i think girl cus its pink

I can only think of western names

i dont think google knows what cute means

mal 🌸

i dont think google knows what cute means

brooke?

Toast ツ

Mary-Beth

i knew a mary beth in kindergarten

i almost named my cat that

but the stupid ass shelter told me she was a boy

if theyd gotten her gender right

OO ollie j came over to me

i pet her nd she ran away

nd now shes licking herself

mess up her fur around where she licks it

shes all the way across the room from me

her eyes look very uneven in that picture

thats the name it came w lmao but it was spelled Aksel

mal 🌸

thats the name it came w lmao but it was spelled Aksel

that

mal 🌸
Image

i think your cat has autism

Flappy.

i think your cat has autism

she prolly does

Flappy.

i think your cat has autism

Hey Flappyy

i swear to god if i get one more talkie ad im gonna scream

today he told me he has an addiction to frozen

Hahaha my sister is annoying yoo

hes been lustening to frozen music on my 3 year old sisters tonie box

mal 🌸

today he told me he has an addiction to frozen

sounds

nd tonight theyre watching frozen 2

like he straight up said "i cant wait to watch frozen 2 again i have an additction to frozen"

but then that STUPID FUCKING TONIE BOX

i would love a brother like that tbh

The Unknown King of Moderation

Frozen 1 is goatee

nuh uh

The Unknown King of Moderation

Ingenious literally gets everything better than anyone here smh

Fr

i used to be OBSESSED w frozen

nd now i cant FUCKING stand it

nd listened to the sountrack nonstop

Ḩ̸͙͈̭̣͔͖͎̰̓͐͒̏̃e̴̡̺̮̖͎̯̐͂͊̒̋͑̈́͜y̶̧̦̠̘̩̮̬̼̭̑͛̂̀̇̈́̓͒͝ ̸̛̻̫̑̂͠g̵̠̈́̔̃͐̈́͂̀͠u̷̝̠̟̙̗͗͑͑̋y̵̨͖̬͚͔̩̝͒̿͝s̷̖̰̟̰̱̒͗̈́͠

nd now im so fucking sick of it

mal 🌸

nd now im so fucking sick of it

honestly watching anything too much ruins it

nd hearing "LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" constantly coming from my brothers room

Lard

Ḩ̸͙͈̭̣͔͖͎̰̓͐͒̏̃e̴̡̺̮̖͎̯̐͂͊̒̋͑̈́͜y̶̧̦̠̘̩̮̬̼̭̑͛̂̀̇̈́̓͒͝ ̸̛̻̫̑̂͠g̵̠̈́̔̃͐̈́͂̀͠u̷̝̠̟̙̗͗͑͑̋y̵̨͖̬͚͔̩̝͒̿͝s̷̖̰̟̰̱̒͗̈́͠

Who are you

arsonisfun

honestly watching anything too much ruins it

i did the same thing to Moana 😭

arsonisfun

honestly watching anything too much ruins it

Fr

Anonymous

Who are you

I̸̢̡͓̞͚͇͋̿̀̃̒͐́̽̕̚ͅ ̴̡̹͓̩̘͕̤̯̝͆a̴̡̠̭͚̿͑́͐̔̏͆̕m̸̛͍̝̔̽̋̊̑̀̓̃ ̷̛̛͈̳̫̽̉̽́͒̃̕l̴̮͖̟͓̰̀̾̀̃̐̂̍á̷̡͖͚̮̺̟̳̟͚̠̿̿͝r̷̢̼̯͙̞̣͍̼̿̄̑̈́̈́͛̃̚͝d̴̮̊̀

The Unknown King of Moderation

Alr imma head off to work

A̷̢̭̅́́͂̉̚s̷̙͙̯͇̰̫̤̀̒͑̓̆̃̔̊̑͛ ̷̢̘̳̳̱̯̱͓̜̞͂̾̌͗̕͠͝a̸̧̻͚̦̹͎̥̯̒̎ ̶̞̳̠̖͖̬̭̬́̿s̴͉͉̝̥̣̹̏̀̔̍͝͠w̶̢̛͉͎̗̖̺͚̙̝̜̽̊̎̍͒̚͠ë̵̛̯͚̦̫̩̣̼̥͇̮́͂́̐̒̆͂̅͌â̸̳͈̈̄̍̋̄̄͝t̶̛̥̺͕͔̜̼̉̂̚͜s̷̡̧̛͈̬̲̱͇͑̈́̂̊̉͑h̵̺̪̫̯̝͐͂̂͗͂̎̄͝o̶̝̘̪̾̏̈́͑̂p̴̡̡̧̮̌͐̏ ̴̞̯͎̱̀̌͊̈́̊̎͑̄̽͝w̷͇̽͆̇̇̄͊͂̒̚o̶̢͙̗̲̩̠̠̝͝ŕ̸̜̣̪̈́̈́͝ķ̴̦̮͕͈̝̤͘e̷̻͈͕̯̣͓̎̒̑̋̌̂̑ŗ̶̜̫͚̯́?̵̼̺́̈́̿̿͒͘͝͝

The Unknown King of Moderation

Alr imma head off to work

earn the greens

Lard

I̸̢̡͓̞͚͇͋̿̀̃̒͐́̽̕̚ͅ ̴̡̹͓̩̘͕̤̯̝͆a̴̡̠̭͚̿͑́͐̔̏͆̕m̸̛͍̝̔̽̋̊̑̀̓̃ ̷̛̛͈̳̫̽̉̽́͒̃̕l̴̮͖̟͓̰̀̾̀̃̐̂̍á̷̡͖͚̮̺̟̳̟͚̠̿̿͝r̷̢̼̯͙̞̣͍̼̿̄̑̈́̈́͛̃̚͝d̴̮̊̀

how do you write like that

The Unknown King of Moderation

Alr imma head off to work

Bro your parents let you get a job??? My parents won’t let me get one

Heroin Monkey

how do you write like that

I̶̜̙̜͍̓̃̊̆̀̅͊̏̀͜'̸̱̂̋̋̀̿̇̔̉͘m̸̡͍̟̬̖̦͈͔͚̎͌̂̿͠ͅ ̶̢̞̘̩͕̰̮͓̰̓̒͘̚a̸̧̹͇̬̖̟̯͓̣͐ ̸͕̙͎̦̦͇̏͜ḧ̴̖͚̭́̈͒e̴̹̩͖͈͍͉͉͉̾̃͂̊̈́̔̈̉͝c̵̻̦͓̟̖̜̯̆̄͐̈́̈̒̂̚̚k̴̻̣̙͕̿̇͘͜͝ē̴̛͑͋͋̿̇̿ͅṛ̷̢̛̛̌̿̈́͑̿̅

The Unknown King of Moderation

Alr imma head off to work

have fun

Anonymous

Bro your parents let you get a job??? My parents won’t let me get one

my mom was asking whn im getting a job like please

UNINSTALL WHATEVER UR USING TO BE HERE

THEN BURN WHATEVER U USED TO SEND THIS

id hate dying in an embarrasing way like tht

the full story is worse

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/lobster-love/

I FEEL BAD FOR THE PERSON WHO FOUND HER

ya so the shrimp grew inside her dead body after that

a lot more gory than j peeing shrimp

apparently they doubled in size every 10 minutes

the details though 😭

ngl though i laughed for a solid 5 minutes when i read it

HOW TF DID SHE THINK OF THAT

WHAT MUSTA GONE THROUGH HER MIND TO GET TO THE POINT WHERE SHE WAS LIKE

mal 🌸

WHAT MUSTA GONE THROUGH HER MIND TO GET TO THE POINT WHERE SHE WAS LIKE

"hmm another normal day...lets shove a lobster in my pussy cus im feeling horny"

i hate having to listen to music and its reminding me of him

Anonymous

i hate having to listen to music and its reminding me of him

Nah bro you gotta get your mind off that little shrimp 😭

The Unknown King of Moderation

Pro tip: to avoid depression, don’t sit in your feelings with music playing

oh...

The Unknown King of Moderation

Pro tip: to avoid depression, don’t sit in your feelings with music playing

FR

I just listen to my feel good playlist

i j ignore my feelings nd bury myself in work

i JUST came back to read ur explanation

Like I can listen to depressing music rn because I stopped being depressed about it and now I can look back and be like “holy shit this song is cool, I used to be like that but now I’m not!”

mal 🌸

i j ignore my feelings nd bury myself in work

lmfao

The Unknown King of Moderation

That was a stupid way to explain it but you kinda get what I mean

yeah that makes sense

i thought we were still on the lobster topic but FUCK YEA LIKIN PARKK

Anonymous

me wit numb - linkin park

that song hits SO hard

The Unknown King of Moderation

MORAL OF THE STORY don’t listen to music AND focus on bad feelings at the same time

yes

The Unknown King of Moderation

MORAL OF THE STORY don’t listen to music AND focus on bad feelings at the same time

but sometimes that feels good

BY MYSELF BY LINKIN PARK

Anonymous

IN THE END TOO

I TRIED SO HARDDD BUT IN THE ENDD

The Unknown King of Moderation

maybe at the time but trust me it doesn’t help 😭

but it feels so goooood

The Unknown King of Moderation

I gotta head into work, cya guys later!

byee

The Unknown King of Moderation

I gotta head into work, cya guys later!

bye!!

IVE BECOME SO NUMB I CANT FEEL YOU THERE

(smth smth )SO MUCH MORE AWAREE

BECOME SO NUMB SO MUCH MORE AWARE

guys now im listening to my playlist of songs that hit hard

im listening to a chad playlist rn

and im making chad faces the whole time

no my spotify is so cute though

i spent like 2 hours one day making it pretty

all my playlists have random names

listen to that one chad song (just repeats fashion)

anyone watch asdf land before??

i mean i did watch weird things on youtube so i wouldnt be surprised

i used to watch weird yt shit

cant compare to my one friend tho

nd then my parents blocked it on my computer

they used to watch gacha edits

I SAW SOMEONE WATCHING GACHA PORN IN MATH CLASS ONE TIME

THEY OPENED THEIR COMPUTER AND IT WAS THERE

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