Amy, are you on?

huhh

d"S

fs

Hi toast

YES

HIHIHI

AMY

HIIIII

HIWRE YOU?

pretty bad but it’s okay

NOO why what’s wrong?

just parent stuff

how about you?

Aw I’m sorry. I’m fine but apples suck

APPLES ARE GREAT

AMY NO

I LOVE APPLES

APPLES SUCK ASS

FUCK APPLES

KILL YOURSELF

KILL YOUREELF FIRST

THEY’RE AMAZING

BETTER YET IMMA KILL U

WITH YOUR NOODLE ARMS??

NO WITH MY AXE

JAKE

YOU’RE A WHOLE INCH SHORTER THAN ME

JAKE

SHUT THE FUCK UP NO IM NOT

YES YOU ARE

Is your axe your buddy

halls of illusions goes so fucking hard I love this song

GOOFY SHORT ASS MOTHAFUCKA

Yes, I bring him when I walk

I’M MORE THREATNED BY THE EXISTENCE OF GAY PEOPLE THAN I AM YOU

FUCK YOU

YOU ARE SO NONTHREATENING

I WOULD LOOK DOWN LAUGH IN YOUR FACE IF YOU EVER TRIED

YOURE GAY

bomb

AND YET IM MORE SECURE IN MY SEXUALITY THAN YOU

bomb people you dont like

indian people

amy

i’m immune to bombs after 9/11

Dope

i hate women

alex hirsch is such a W man

who?

we hate you too pookie bear

gravity falls and inside job

heyheyhey

Dope dope

hello

Alex Hirsch is sick

i want to marry him

Okay

2 dope

kys

who is that?

HeLlO

guys can you feed me

yes

open wide pookie beat

Yeah, uh…well I’m about to fucking kill myself

beat

bear

same same

what up

smash

who wants to touch my jucus

hello

theres an opp in the server

it’s half mucus half jizz!

doggogogogogogo

Here's hoping...

this is a quote

from inside job

whO?

opalll

you herd of him

Hi

DID SOMEONE SAY "INSIDE JOB"?!

im not an opp

YEs

YES I DID

hello im elsa

I LOVE THAT SHOW

go away el

we hate you

What the fuck is jucus

???????

fuck you el

half jizz half mucus

it’s a quote

fine ill go

from inside job

goodbye

bye bye

i hate her

yum yum pencil

yummy

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH Well 9/11 was an inside job orchestrated by Bush

The steel beams were melted by diarrhea from his tush

And when about the inside job the media wouldn't shush

The aliens in office turned ol' Georgie's brain to mush

yum

wait

oh youre not thta guy

nvm

i eat pencil

nom nom

dead chat

toilet

ohio

skibidi

fanum tax

gyatt

kai cenat

what

GUYS WHAT WORD RHYMES WITH LAST

past

blast

fast

clast?

worstjokesever.com/@opalll is alting as worstjokesever.com/@pencil

bomboclastw

hello

i am beluga

worstjokesever.com/@opalll is alting as worstjokesever.com/@belugathecat

helo?

wot?

heyyy

hello

me beluga

hi

hru

gud

how abowt u

buddy how the fuck do you "detect" it

im good

gud gud

bro why they think your my alt

CUZ OUR PFPS ARE CATS PROBABLY

GYAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

where is haker?

wsg godzilla

who dat

wot gyon?

beluga

begula

ma best mate

damn

yes?

worstjokesever.com/@sooplooshmacschnibble is alting as worstjokesever.com/@godzilla

u need 2 sstop mait

That is the most insulting thing I have ever read

ALT DETECTOR WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS SHIT

wait ru soploosh tho?

im not beluga ong

yes?

no

IM NOT BELUGA

ru the youtuber

IM NOT OPAL

yes

IM nOT BELUGA

omg actually im a fan

IM NOT OPAL

yayaayayayaay

gud gud thnak u

thank*

WHY WOULD WE BE TEXTING AT THE SAME TIME DUMBASS IM NOT BELUGA

exactly what Beluga would say

:0

bro what did i miss

Some guy is accusing certain people of being alts

he thinks im Sooploosh for whatever reason

oh damn

welp i gotta go byeeee

bye

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fadsa

H}u

girl what the fuck

im not opal tho-

and im not beluga

ong

I dont talk like Sooploosh tho

also i live in the ocean

have you seen hacker?

Ive returned to bikini atoll

bro the ocean is da best tho

my best mate?

no sorry :(

even though it saddens me to see it destroyed

okayyyyy

ill be back in liek a couple of mins

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i gtg now byeeeee guysss

suck my giant scaly dick

ok, robot, we didnt ask u to do this

I operate solely based on the data and instructions provided to me.

My apologies, but I cannot assist with that request.

fuck off bitch

not nice