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  • Federal Republic of Germany (BRD)

    I don't get how people still like you

    BECAUSE IM NOT AN ANNOYING ASS NAZI WHO SITS ON THEIR FAT ASS ALL SERIOUS ABOUT SHIT

    𝕃𝕀𝕃 𝔸𝔾

    YOU PROBABLY LAUGH AT "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD" WITH YO STUPID ASS

    I laugh at that joke

    Comment deleted

    "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

    "No reason, it is an animal with a brain incapable of cognitive thought, so it was probably random"

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha

    𝕃𝕀𝕃 𝔸𝔾

    BUT IM NOT LAUGHING THO

    Then it probably wasn't funny at all. So you can stop doing these so called "jokes"

    Federal Republic of Germany (BRD)

    Then it probably wasn't funny at all. So you can stop doing these so called "jokes"

    SO YOU SAY IF YOU DONT LAUGH AT YOUR JOKE OR IF YOU DONT, IT'S NOT FUNNY? THE FUCK IS YOUR LOGIC

    Jaek

    "No reason, it is an animal with a brain incapable of cognitive thought, so it was probably random"

    🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

    Here's another funny one

    "You"

    German democratic republic (DDR)

    Looks like someone is madπŸ˜‚

    Hello Herr

    you want to hear a funny joke

    𝕃𝕀𝕃 𝔸𝔾

    LIKE YOU SAID IF THAT I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKE, IT ISN'T FUNNY, BUT IF I DON'T LAUGH AT THE JOKE, IT'S NOT FUNNY

    If only YOU laugh, then it isn't funny. If you also don't laugh, then it is defenitely not funny

    This one is funny

    I swear

    German democratic republic (DDR)

    If only YOU laugh, then it isn't funny. If you also don't laugh, then it is defenitely not funny

    STILL DOESN'T MAKE FUCKING SENSE

    A man walks into a bar

    and slowly, alcoholism tears his family apart.

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    like ur gf

    You mean like him in his GF

    𝕃𝕀𝕃 𝔸𝔾

    IF OTHER PEOPLE LAUGH AT YOUR JOKE, IT'S FUNNY

    Yes, and no one is laughing at YOUR joke

    Ag stfu your gay

    German democratic republic (DDR)

    Everyone against me and you still can't defeat me? What a shame...

    THIS AINT EVEN ABT DEFEATING U

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    not bro tryna be the main charecter fr

    HONESTLY LIKE WATTPAD DUPEEEEE

    𝕃𝕀𝕃 𝔸𝔾

    SHUT THE FUCK UP EMO ASS MF

    Shut the fuck up you kfc crunching acne filled, burnt fucking price of shit

    𝕃𝕀𝕃 𝔸𝔾

    YOU WASTE OF YOUR DAD'S EJACULATION, FREAK OF FUCKING NATURE

    Lmfao at least I have a dad

    Dw Ag my lover is a man too, don’t be ashamed

    𝕃𝕀𝕃 𝔸𝔾

    STFU NEO NAZI

    Auferstanden aus Ruinen Und der Zukunft zugewandt Laß uns dir zum Guten dienen Deutschland, einig Vaterland

    Alte Not gilt es zu zwingen Und wir zwingen sie vereint Denn es muß uns doch gelingen Daß die Sonne schân wie nie Über Deutschland scheint Über Deutschland scheint

    GlΓΌck und Friede sei beschieden Deutschland, unserm Vaterland Alle Welt sehnt sich nach Frieden Reicht den VΓΆlkern eure Hand

    Wenn wir brüderlich uns einen Schlagen wir des Volkes Feind Laßt das Licht des Friedens scheinen Daß nie eine Mutter mehr Ihren Sohn beweint Ihren Sohn beweint (ihren Sohn beweint)

    Laßt uns pflügen, laßt uns bauen Lernt und schafft wie nie zuvor Und der eignen Kraft vertrauend Steigt ein frei Geschlecht empor

    Deutsche Jugend, bestes Streben Unsres Volks in Dir vereint Wirst du Deutschlands neues Leben Und die Sonne, schân wie nie Über Deutschland scheint Über Deutschland scheint ;)

    German democratic republic (DDR)

    Auferstanden aus Ruinen Und der Zukunft zugewandt Laß uns dir zum Guten dienen Deutschland, einig Vaterland

    Alte Not gilt es zu zwingen Und wir zwingen sie vereint Denn es muß uns doch gelingen Daß die Sonne schân wie nie Über Deutschland scheint Über Deutschland scheint

    GlΓΌck und Friede sei beschieden Deutschland, unserm Vaterland Alle Welt sehnt sich nach Frieden Reicht den VΓΆlkern eure Hand

    Wenn wir brüderlich uns einen Schlagen wir des Volkes Feind Laßt das Licht des Friedens scheinen Daß nie eine Mutter mehr Ihren Sohn beweint Ihren Sohn beweint (ihren Sohn beweint)

    Laßt uns pflügen, laßt uns bauen Lernt und schafft wie nie zuvor Und der eignen Kraft vertrauend Steigt ein frei Geschlecht empor

    Deutsche Jugend, bestes Streben Unsres Volks in Dir vereint Wirst du Deutschlands neues Leben Und die Sonne, schân wie nie Über Deutschland scheint Über Deutschland scheint ;)

    SEE I FUCKING TOLD YOU GUYS

    𝕃𝕀𝕃 𝔸𝔾

    YOUR DAD LEFT YOU

    Just like yours

    German democratic republic (DDR)

    Auferstanden aus Ruinen Und der Zukunft zugewandt Laß uns dir zum Guten dienen Deutschland, einig Vaterland

    Alte Not gilt es zu zwingen Und wir zwingen sie vereint Denn es muß uns doch gelingen Daß die Sonne schân wie nie Über Deutschland scheint Über Deutschland scheint

    GlΓΌck und Friede sei beschieden Deutschland, unserm Vaterland Alle Welt sehnt sich nach Frieden Reicht den VΓΆlkern eure Hand

    Wenn wir brüderlich uns einen Schlagen wir des Volkes Feind Laßt das Licht des Friedens scheinen Daß nie eine Mutter mehr Ihren Sohn beweint Ihren Sohn beweint (ihren Sohn beweint)

    Laßt uns pflügen, laßt uns bauen Lernt und schafft wie nie zuvor Und der eignen Kraft vertrauend Steigt ein frei Geschlecht empor

    Deutsche Jugend, bestes Streben Unsres Volks in Dir vereint Wirst du Deutschlands neues Leben Und die Sonne, schân wie nie Über Deutschland scheint Über Deutschland scheint ;)

    wtf

    German democratic republic (DDR)

    Auferstanden aus Ruinen Und der Zukunft zugewandt Laß uns dir zum Guten dienen Deutschland, einig Vaterland

    Alte Not gilt es zu zwingen Und wir zwingen sie vereint Denn es muß uns doch gelingen Daß die Sonne schân wie nie Über Deutschland scheint Über Deutschland scheint

    GlΓΌck und Friede sei beschieden Deutschland, unserm Vaterland Alle Welt sehnt sich nach Frieden Reicht den VΓΆlkern eure Hand

    Wenn wir brüderlich uns einen Schlagen wir des Volkes Feind Laßt das Licht des Friedens scheinen Daß nie eine Mutter mehr Ihren Sohn beweint Ihren Sohn beweint (ihren Sohn beweint)

    Laßt uns pflügen, laßt uns bauen Lernt und schafft wie nie zuvor Und der eignen Kraft vertrauend Steigt ein frei Geschlecht empor

    Deutsche Jugend, bestes Streben Unsres Volks in Dir vereint Wirst du Deutschlands neues Leben Und die Sonne, schân wie nie Über Deutschland scheint Über Deutschland scheint ;)

    You do realize you could be banned for this right? English only please.

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    𝕃𝕀𝕃 𝔸𝔾

    AND YOUR BRAIN LEFT THE CHAT

    Never had one in the first place lmfao

    Rising from the Ruins And facing the future Let us serve you for good Germany United fatherland

    Old needs must be forced And we force them together Because we have to succeed That the sun is more beautiful than ever Shines over Germany Shines over Germany

    May happiness and peace be granted Germany, our fatherland The whole world longs for peace Give your hand to the nations

    If we unite as brothers Let us defeat the people's enemy Let the light of peace shine That there will never be a mother again Wept for her son Wept for her son (weeped for her son)

    Let us plow, let us build Learn and create like never before And trusting in your own strength A free generation rises

    German youth, best efforts Our people united in you Will you become Germany's new life And the sun, more beautiful than ever Shines over Germany Shines over Germany ;)

    Hitler has risen

    addi

    You do realize you could be banned for this right? English only please.

    Sorry aboit that. I just wanted to see how you would react

    German democratic republic (DDR)

    Sorry aboit that. I just wanted to see how you would react

    We would’ve reacted with a ban

    If Jake was here

    What the fuck are you talking about

    You can be banned for speaking a different language here?

    I hate Americunts so much

    NUKE YELLOWSTONE

    Jaek

    You can be banned for speaking a different language here?

    No

    Jaek

    I hate Americunts so much

    πŸ’€

    depends what you say in that language I think

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    German democratic republic (DDR)

    Another good person!

    The DDR wasn’t good

    addi

    Shut the fuck up you kfc crunching acne filled, burnt fucking price of shit

    im going through and reading this conversation and this made me so fucking happy

    bloodyboi

    tf did I walk into-

    Hell

    me, donut, and cas didn't do nothin-

    𝕃𝕀𝕃 𝔸𝔾

    NIKI IS ON YOUR SIDE BECAUSE THEY'RE A FELLOW NEO NAZI

    U can call me Nazi so oft u want on the German side all lough about u

    malβ™‘

    im going through and reading this conversation and this made me so fucking happy

    That tends to happen

    𝕃𝕀𝕃 𝔸𝔾

    THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL THE AMERICANS

    Because Americans are a bunch of sensitive little pussies

    They need to be threatened with death or they will be weak forever

    Bitch I’m American

    addi

    Bitch I’m American

    Yes I know

    addi

    Bitch I’m American

    same

    that's why you're calling for us to be banned

    Or am I

    For saying some words

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    AG STOP MAKING THINGS WORSE

    Its don’t matter on the German side we all lough about he

    𝕃𝕀𝕃 𝔸𝔾

    WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU FROM THEN?

    I am from Belgium

    Jaek

    Because Americans are a bunch of sensitive little pussies

    I'm not sensitive bitch

    bloodyboi

    I'm not sensitive bitch

    Yes otherwise you wouldn't be calling for our ban

    Jaek

    I am from Belgium

    Belgium is a nice country

    Jaek

    For saying some words

    You’re not supposed to be speaking German here. Quite against the rules.

    𝕃𝕀𝕃 𝔸𝔾

    IM INNOCENT

    🀦

    addi

    You’re not supposed to be speaking German here. Quite against the rules.

    That's not against the rules

    Jaek

    Yes otherwise you wouldn't be calling for our ban

    I didn't dumbass

    Fuck off dictator

    THERE AREN'T EVEN RULES

    THAT'S THE CHARM OF THIS PLACE

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    HOW ABOUT EVERYBODY LEAVES THIS THE FUCK ALONE

    Idk it’s don’t matter anymore

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    ITS A JOKE

    fr

    Stop ruining every fucking website with "RULES"

    kill yourself

    Jaek

    That's not against the rules

    It literally is πŸ’€

    I hate dictators imposing rules and regulations

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    No it doesn't

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    PLEASE STOP I DONT WANNA DEAL WITH THIS SHIT

    You have do all what u can do

    Jaek

    Stop ruining every fucking website with "RULES"

    BRUH every site needs some sort of rules:

    There are no rules

    addi

    BRUH every site needs some sort of rules:

    yeah

    addi

    BRUH every site needs some sort of rules:

    The only rules should be nothing illegal and no spamming

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    Jaek

    The only rules should be nothing illegal and no spamming

    No GERMAN

    𝕃𝕀𝕃 𝔸𝔾

    IT'S NOT AS STRICT AS THE FUCKING GERMAN SITE

    LOL we have not many rules

    addi

    No GERMAN

    WHY?

    IT LITERALLY A RULE LMFAO

    WHERE?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    LEAVE EACH OTHER ALONE FFS

    Ok i Go Good Night

    addi

    IT LITERALLY A RULE LMFAO

    true lol

    Where is this retarded rulebook you have?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    THE GERMAN SITE IS A FUCKING DIFFERENT WEBSITE IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS

    Jap now bye

    German democratic republic (DDR)

    Jake you are still NOT the king

    HE IS THO

    Jaek

    Where is this retarded rulebook you have?

    ASK JAKE DUMBASS

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    addi

    ASK JAKE DUMBASS

    I did moron

    𝕃𝕀𝕃 𝔸𝔾

    HE'S A MOD

    And u aren’t a mod

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    THE GERMAN SITE IS A FUCKING DIFFERENT WEBSITE IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS

    I spoke german, dumbass! Go ahead and ban me

    German democratic republic (DDR)

    I spoke german, dumbass! Go ahead and ban me

    NO, IM SAYING YOURE ALWAYS BEING A DICK ABOUT THINGS. JUST RELAX AND HAVE FUN HERE, AND DONT GET ON PEOPLE’S NERVES

    Jaek

    I did moron

    Oh no! I’ve been called a moron! I must now apologize!!!! Fuck off bitch

    I'm soaked from a water bottle exploding on me and my food during lunch TvT

    addi

    Oh no! I’ve been called a moron! I must now apologize!!!! Fuck off bitch

    Did I strike a nerve moron? MORON!

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    NO, IM SAYING YOURE ALWAYS BEING A DICK ABOUT THINGS. JUST RELAX AND HAVE FUN HERE, AND DONT GET ON PEOPLE’S NERVES

    How am I supposed to relax if there is WWIII going on here?

    bloodyboi

    I'm soaked from a water bottle exploding on me and my food during lunch TvT

    Oh no, are you ok???

    Jaek

    I did moron

    DONT BE FUCKING RUDE TO HER ILL BEAT YOUR GERMAN ASS

    𝕃𝕀𝕃 𝔸𝔾

    NOBODY FUCKING LIKES YOU JAEK

    I'd wager more people like me than you screaming in all caps

    DDR lass ihn eif Jake tut alles was er kann

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    JAEK STFU AND STOP ANTAGONIZING PEOPLE OR I WILL BAN YOU

    I'm protesting against these disgusting rules

    addi

    Oh no, are you ok???

    yea just hungry

    Niki38bl

    DDR lass ihn eif Jake tut alles was er kann

    Es macht kein sinn

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    So what

    AG FACTS

    bloodyboi

    yea just hungry

    Oh oki ^^ eat bby

    If you said that about Hindi or Yiddish everybody would be "oh no that's rayciss n shiet"

    addi

    Oh oki ^^ eat bby

    Ill just wait a bit

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    bloodyboi

    DONT BE FUCKING RUDE TO HER ILL BEAT YOUR GERMAN ASS

    Omgggggggg ily 🫢🏻

    addi

    Omgggggggg ily 🫢🏻

    ilyt baby <3

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    Do you know what hypocrite means lmfao πŸ’€

    GUYS STOP THEYRE GETTING OFF ON THIS SHIT

    THEY LIKE BEING DEGRADED

    addi

    THEY LIKE BEING DEGRADED

    they get horny from it >:)

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    The Unknown King of Moderation

    GDR I don’t want to ban you, please stop causing problems

    I think I already caused enough troubleπŸ€”

    bloodyboi

    μ‚¬λž‘ν•΄μš”

    I love you too <3

    Federal Republic of Germany (BRD)

    I think I already caused enough troubleπŸ€”

    So please don’t do it any more. I will talk to AG. Please, let’s not keep all this going.

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    I LOVE BEING DEGRADED BY JAKE

    Good, bitch <3

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Good, bitch <3

    This ^ 🀭🫣

    Federal Republic of Germany (BRD)

    What do you even have against us?

    You all keep starting problems and won’t listen to our efforts to resolve them

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    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    thts my daddy jakey fr <3

    MSKFHDUEVEHHR

    Yeah ag you’re not helping

    λ„Œ 정말 μ‚¬λž‘μŠ€λŸ¬μš΄ μ—¬μžμ•Ό

    π•±π–—π–šπ–Žπ–™ 𝖔𝖋 π–™π–π–Š π•°π–‘π–Šπ–’π–Šπ–“π–™π–˜

    you obviously do otherwise you would BOTH STOP FUCKING YAPPING

    Seriously lmao

    bloodyboi

    λ„Œ 정말 μ‚¬λž‘μŠ€λŸ¬μš΄ μ—¬μžμ•Ό

    Dkdjhehehheige

    Federal Republic of Germany (BRD)

    AG is just a kid during puberty

    You’re acting the same. Cut this shit out and act like you want to be treated

    π•±π–—π–šπ–Žπ–™ 𝖔𝖋 π–™π–π–Š π•°π–‘π–Šπ–’π–Šπ–“π–™π–˜

    you obviously do otherwise you would BOTH STOP FUCKING YAPPING

    Heya fruit

    π•±π–—π–šπ–Žπ–™ 𝖔𝖋 π–™π–π–Š π•°π–‘π–Šπ–’π–Šπ–“π–™π–˜

    if you are over 18 get tf off this site you immature bastard get a job.

    I am not 18 yet, but soon

    Well…Germans vs Wje?

    Wade

    Well…Germans vs Wje?

    its the new world war lmao

    Federal Republic of Germany (BRD)

    Jake, be happy that matt hasn't taken your mod-rights away yet

    Quit being a petty little bitch, you’re lucky I’m allowing you to stay

    bloodyboi

    don't allow them to stay

    Real

    addi

    Real

    I wuv you so much <33

    π•±π–—π–šπ–Žπ–™ 𝖔𝖋 π–™π–π–Š π•°π–‘π–Šπ–’π–Šπ–“π–™π–˜

    what is bro yapping about -_- bro can fight his own battles

    Bruh that’s literally Jake’s gf, of course she’s gunna say something

    bloodyboi

    I wuv you so much <33

    I love you more <3

    addi

    I love you more <3

    I love you most <3

    π•±π–—π–šπ–Žπ–™ 𝖔𝖋 π–™π–π–Š π•°π–‘π–Šπ–’π–Šπ–“π–™π–˜

    ur probably not even german or of german origin

    I am

    bloodyboi

    I love you most <3

    I love you the mostest

    Federal Republic of Germany (BRD)

    And WJE is too weak to defeat one single german guy

    It's not about winning or losing. You fucktards need to get that through your heads

    addi

    I love you the mostest

    I love you to the moon and back <33

    bloodyboi

    I love you to the moon and back <33

    Damn it, I love you to the butterfly galaxy and back

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    addi

    Damn it, I love you to the butterfly galaxy and back

    I love you to the milky way and back

    bloodyboi

    I love you to the milky way and back

    Dang it

    Jake we gonna ban someone?

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    I haven’t been here idk what’s going on

    Which one?

    Which are they

    Nvm he was banend

    Fuckin Germans, thought this was done

    πŸ¦„ Entity

    Whats going on again?!

    Heya entity

    Fucktards…

    Wade

    Fuckin Germans, thought this was done

    this has been going on since I was 1st on, there more cocky now tho

    πŸ¦„ Entity

    Whats the reason for the ban?!

    Somebody speaking German and harassing and being annoying

    Dude we should just kick them off at this point

    This shit is crazy

    Tell SaH to keep them in line

    K hopping on

    urfavvirgo

    guys i got caught skipping

    Damn same

    that's been like that since I 1st got on this site, there just cocky now

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Imagine being caught

    Imagine being white

    urfavvirgo

    guys i got caught skipping

    ?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Imagine being caught

    I’ll beat up that fat bitch who snitched but my mom don’t care

    addi

    Imagine being white

    HONESRLY

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    IM NOT THAT WHITE

    IM A LITTLE WHITE

    His harassments were nothing in comparison whats said by a lot of other english users here

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    IM NOT THAT WHITE

    Sure buddy

    okay but we all good with getting harassed but y’all choose to whine?

    Jake and I are discussing shit

    About the Germans

    Wade

    Jake and I are discussing shit

    alr

    πŸ¦„ Entity

    His harassments were nothing in comparison whats said by a lot of other english users here

    What we do is a joke.

    Ag is a little too aggressive

    but don't go all out like ag

    But why dont you stop joking around if you see that the other person dont see it as a joke and feel offended?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    They think we're fighting some sort of "war" and are obsessed with winning

    THATS SUCH A WILD THING TO SAY ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS

    Fuckin pussies

    πŸ¦„ Entity

    But why dont you stop joking around if you see that the other person dont see it as a joke and feel offended?

    Entity, with all due respect, we've told this to them. If they get offended, oh well. They can leave. This site is different than the German one, people aren't the same.

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    It's WORSTJokesEver.com

    I support Hitler though unironically

    πŸ¦„ Entity

    You find Hitler Jokes okay?

    Obviously, I made a joke post dedicated to them, one of my best jokes is a Hitler joke

    You are banning the Germans just for speaking German

    Not all of us Germans are "fighting a war" against you

    But banning him for so less, seems you use your power with not much patience

    πŸ¦„ Entity

    But banning him for so less, seems you use your power with not much patience

    We have plenty of patience, these crackers are wasting it

    Stop banning people just for speaking German

    IT IS FAIR

    That's not even remotely deserving of a ban

    How is speaking a language morally wrong?

    THE SHIT WE HAVE TO PUT UP WITH WITH YOU GUYS IS INSANE

    they have there own website

    WE HAVE SAID COUNTLESS TIMES FOR YOU TO SPEAK ENGLISH

    πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

    FOR YOU TO STOP BEING ANNOYING AND WHINING AND BITCHINE

    We're not bitching we just want to speak our language because it is easier for us

    If you don't like it just ignore our posts

    basedhitler

    We're not bitching we just want to speak our language because it is easier for us

    Google translate exists

    basedhitler

    We're not bitching we just want to speak our language because it is easier for us

    Then speak it on the German site. This is an English website. Please speak English if you want to be here

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I'm there SaH

    Its loading

    basedhitler

    If you don't like it just ignore our posts

    We don’t go on ur post, you go on ours, speak German on you site, not ours

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Then speak it on the German site. This is an English website. Please speak English if you want to be here

    That was never a rule here before all of a sudden it's a rule

    basedhitler

    I don't use big tech garbage

    YALL WHINE ABT BEING CALLED NAZIS BUT U LITERALLY HAVE HITLER IN UR NAME

    Istg if these German don’t fucking stop

    basedhitler

    That was never a rule here before all of a sudden it's a rule

    ITS BEEN A RULE

    basedhitler

    That was never a rule here before all of a sudden it's a rule

    Because too many of the Germans came here and started trying to make this site their own

    Most of the Users on the German site, are like 9-16 Years old, maybe thats why they behave a little annoying

    urfavvirgo

    YALL WHINE ABT BEING CALLED NAZIS BUT U LITERALLY HAVE HITLER IN UR NAME

    >every German is one person

    πŸ¦„ Entity

    Most of the Users on the German site, are like 9-16 Years old, maybe thats why they behave a little annoying

    9 is far too young to be on here

    basedhitler

    What did Germs do to you?

    ww2

    But all in all, most of them are good kids most times

    basedhitler

    Cry about it Jew

    not a jew

    This shit is getting annoying, why can’t u Germans go back to ur site

    when I was 12 I was trying to find out why the sky is blue

    You are a child Jake πŸ’€

    Yea ok, but not even Matt can control who goes on his sites

    basedhitler

    Cry about it Jew

    Shut the fuck up you burnt fucker, you have no fucking room to talk, talk to him like that again i will personally find you and me and donut will beat the living fck out of you

    damn I've been on here since I was on here when I was 10

    addi

    Shut the fuck up you burnt fucker, you have no fucking room to talk, talk to him like that again i will personally find you and me and donut will beat the living fck out of you

    Shiver me timbers

    and on the german site the community grew with these younglings

    I've almost been on here for 4 years

    I've seen tougher schoolgirls than you

    πŸ¦„ Entity

    Yea ok, but not even Matt can control who goes on his sites

    Yes, which means that when people come here on their own choice, they need to be ready for the site

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I'm 16

    still act childish

    basedhitler

    I've seen tougher schoolgirls than you

    stop tryna start shit

    German crackers

    bloodyboi

    stop tryna start shit

    You are the one trying to ban ALL Germans for speaking their own language just because what a few Germans did

    basedhitler

    You are the one trying to ban ALL Germans for speaking their own language just because what a few Germans did

    Please stop being so accusing, it's not helpful

    basedhitler

    You are the one trying to ban ALL Germans for speaking their own language just because what a few Germans did

    I didn't say shit Abt it but I agree with it

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    Jake this is getting old, it shoulda been resolved 3 weeks ago

    We change the rules for them, we discuss with them, and this shit is still happening

    Wade

    Jake this is getting old, it shoulda been resolved 3 weeks ago

    technically its been going on waaaaaaay longer than that

    Dagger would light your ass up

    Dagger wouldn’t side with you guys

    He would not

    dagger woulda already blocked you

    You guys annoy the shit out of him

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    He hates what you do

    Dagger hates all the kids starting "wars" with Germans

    But you know Jake, discussing with them is not realy better of you too, if you realize this wont get you to somewhere. Getting bothered by this silly topic... idk, how easily you ban some users is not realy a responsible use of your Mod powers

    donuts right pipe down already

    basedhitler

    Dagger hates all the kids starting "wars" with Germans

    No, Dagger hates you for starting wars with us

    basedhitler

    Dagger hates all the kids starting "wars" with Germans

    he hates germans more just saying

    Everyone is looking for something to be offended by so they can get schadenfreude out of banning

    Who’s side are you on?

    I also want to mention that both sites behave just silly

    I mean..

    basedhitler

    World isn't black and white

    technically tho

    Entity, the Germans don't care about what we say, but they trust you. We just want everyone to stop fighting, but when they keep bringing stuff up and getting so easily provoked and aggressive, it makes it difficult to keep peace on here.

    Just because we're German doesn't mean we are a collective hivemind

    Guys could u pls stop this

    Bud stop treating us like an alien species

    basedhitler

    Just because we're German doesn't mean we are a collective hivemind

    hivemind is crazy

    I'ma go now before I say smth I shouldnt-

    bloodyboi

    I'ma go now before I say smth I shouldnt-

    Yeah

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    stop trying to provoke everyone first

    Stop trying to "domesticate" us

    bloodyboi

    I'ma go now before I say smth I shouldnt-

    no no stayyy

    i wunna hear this

    donut I'm surprised your not lighting there ass

    You know English is a Germanic language right

    basedhitler

    Bud stop treating us like an alien species

    we literally arent

    bloodyboi

    donut I'm surprised your not lighting there ass

    lightning bouta fall on ya ass fr

    Daniel Myers

    lightning bouta fall on ya ass fr

    nah

    Daniel Myers

    lightning bouta fall on ya ass fr

    shu the fuck up

    addi

    shu the fuck up

    awwwwwh <3

    there should be a category for da rules

    German democratic republic (DDR)

    Why am I a neo nazi now?

    the GDR was a dictatorship

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    If you can, could you talk to them?

    i dont know if they realy trust me, im not realy the leader, i might even be a nobody but i try my best

    πŸ¦„ Entity

    i dont know if they realy trust me, im not realy the leader, i might even be a nobody but i try my best

    (NOT TRYING TO BE RUDE) really*

    Fuck dictators of any kind and as I said before though I agree with Hitler's ideology I hate how he was a dictator

    basedhitler

    Fuck dictators of any kind and as I said before though I agree with Hitler's ideology I hate how he was a dictator

    we literally didnt ask

    im not realy someone who could talk into people and change their opinion

    addi

    we literally didnt ask

    fr

    addi

    we literally didnt ask

    I don't care if you didn't ask

    BITCH

    HuskyPhoenix_647

    What is your plan

    What do you want from Entity

    I'm Abt to write a whole fucking paragraph

    SAY THAT AGAIN YOU DUMBFUCK

    If it did your weight would probably cause it to implode

    BITCH

    SHUT THE FUCK

    SHUT THE FUCK UP

    NUH UH

    I hope you're thrown in a portapotty, set on fire and sailed down a river

    AINT NOBODY TALKING ABOUT MY FUCKING WEIGHT

    basedhitler

    World doesn't revolve around you

    STFU I WILL RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB, ILL START WW3 THERE IF I HAVE TO IF YOU BE MEAN TO HER AGAIN

    "Waste disposal" is what it would be called

    im leaving.

    bloodyboi

    STFU I WILL RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB, ILL START WW3 THERE IF I HAVE TO IF YOU BE MEAN TO HER AGAIN

    Keep dreaming buddy

    HuskyPhoenix_647

    What do you want from Entity

    I guess im the only one or the most normal or neutral thinking person here on both sites - I denke ich bin der einzige oder am normalsten oder neutralsten Denkende hier auf beiden Seiten

    ok babe, you wanna talk in another chat

    no its okay

    Your limp wristed, skeleton framed self couldn't hurt a fly.

    basedhitler

    Keep dreaming buddy

    ok I'm going there

    πŸ¦„ Entity

    I guess im the only one or the most normal or neutral thinking person here on both sites - I denke ich bin der einzige oder am normalsten oder neutralsten Denkende hier auf beiden Seiten

    And what should you write to us

    basedhitler who are you even? - basedhitler wer bist du ΓΌberhaupt?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Braden please relax

    I fucking cant

    πŸ¦„ Entity

    basedhitler who are you even? - basedhitler wer bist du ΓΌberhaupt?

    I am just someone that is against segregation based on FUCKING LANGUAGES

    Husky, I would also appreciate it if you didn't keep portraying such a negative outlook on this place. Bringing up past events and holding grudges is only going to cause more problems.

    basedhitler

    Your limp wristed, skeleton framed self couldn't hurt a fly.

    shut the hell up, SHUT. THE FUCK UP

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    FLOWERS

    I'm trying

    HuskyPhoenix_647

    And what should you write to us

    Das ihr wohl auch nicht alles richtig macht und die Englischen auch ein wenig nervt in dem hier immer wieder mit der Diskussion kommt. Aber ich denke halt das beide Seiten nicht alles richtig machen, ich weiß auch nicht...

    Any yankee should be free to go into the German site just as any Germ should be free to go into the English site

    DONUT YOURE NOT HELPING

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Husky, I would also appreciate it if you didn't keep portraying such a negative outlook on this place. Bringing up past events and holding grudges is only going to cause more problems.

    What past event did I bring up

    I FYOURE SO SENSITIVE ABOUT IT LEAVE

    fuck it I'm going to the airport, cya in germany

    bloodyboi

    fuck it I'm going to the airport, cya in germany

    nope

    if you say things like that, you are not better then them

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I just want this to all stop

    Same

    bloodyboi

    why

    youre not commiting any crimes

    the airport is only an hr away

    πŸ¦„ Entity

    if you say things like that, you are not better then them

    What, saying that Yankees and Germs should be equal??

    too bad

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    addi

    youre not commiting any crimes

    fine..

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    ban basedhitler

    hes literally making me want to kms all over again

    HuskyPhoenix_647

    And Jake, what was the reason, to ban BRD

    Pretty sure he asked me to ban him, but he was trying to provoke people and make everyone fight

    addi

    hes literally making me want to kms all over again

    same here

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Pretty sure he asked me to ban him, but he was trying to provoke people and make everyone fight

    I think, he just wanted to chat here normally

    basedhitler

    What, saying that Yankees and Germs should be equal??

    We cant BE equal, we only could be treated equal

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Well he certainly was not chatting "normally"

    Why

    Guys, pls stop. It was a rule, made by us. german on the german site and english on the english site.

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    SEE ITS CALMING CAS

    meh

    addi

    ban basedhitler

    why always ban so fast and not trying to talk first?

    Is this issue resolved…?

    Anonymous

    Guys, pls stop. It was a rule, made by us. german on the german site and english on the english site.

    Who wrote German here?

    before I do smth I shouldnt

    addi

    ban basedhitler

    Lol. Umad that someone finally decides to bite back to your insults?

    That's like kicking a dog over and over and over again

    Anonymous

    Guys, pls stop. It was a rule, made by us. german on the german site and english on the english site.

    Ja daran haben sich ein paar wohl nicht gehalten von den deutschen

    And when it bites back you say "EUTHANIZE IT!!!!"

    πŸ¦„ Entity

    Ja daran haben sich ein paar wohl nicht gehalten von den deutschen

    English

    πŸ¦„ Entity

    Ja daran haben sich ein paar wohl nicht gehalten von den deutschen

    …

    Husky the problem seems to have been somewhat resolved, I would appreciate it if you didn’t try to talk about what has already happened, since it didn’t involve you :)

    basedhitler

    Lol. Umad that someone finally decides to bite back to your insults?

    stfu

    If Jake bans me over that then this site is truly fucked.

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Husky the problem seems to have been somewhat resolved, I would appreciate it if you didn’t try to talk about what has already happened, since it didn’t involve you :)

    When was something resolved here

    No rules about me banning

    basedhitler

    If Jake bans me over that then this site is truly fucked.

    and we rlly don’t care

    U acting like the site brings shit hole is some bad thing

    Alr fine..

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    And cas, please try not to keep this up

    HE MADE A COMMENT ABOUT MY FUCKING WEIGHT IT REALLY FUCKING HARD NOT TO RESPOND TO THAT

    I'm gonna obliterate someone

    πŸ¦„ Entity

    Ja daran haben sich ein paar wohl nicht gehalten von den deutschen

    But also some English users wrote English on Sw

    Well at least Jake actually seems calm

    Anonymous

    Guys, pls stop. It was a rule, made by us. german on the german site and english on the english site.

    But it isn’t OK to ban people because of that (they also spoke English on the German website and we didn’t ban them

    addi

    HE MADE A COMMENT ABOUT MY FUCKING WEIGHT IT REALLY FUCKING HARD NOT TO RESPOND TO THAT

    Okay well yeah that makes sense

    Wade

    English

    Ja daran haben sich ein paar wohl nicht gehalten von den deutschen - Some didnt hold to the promise that Germans stay on the German site

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Thanks man, I know it’s difficult

    Yes definitely..

    So we talked with Jake on uwu. Next time we will discuss among mods before we ban someone. They should have waited for me, they didn't, but its alright. otherwise we will have to speak to the person concerned privately

    As opposed to the rest of you waiting for the perfect moment to mutilate, cannibalize, and rape each other.

    basedhitler

    As opposed to the rest of you waiting for the perfect moment to mutilate, cannibalize, and rape each other.

    Please stop

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    basedhitler

    As opposed to the rest of you waiting for the perfect moment to mutilate, cannibalize, and rape each other.

    dude just stop jesus

    πŸ¦„ Entity

    Ja daran haben sich ein paar wohl nicht gehalten von den deutschen - Some didnt hold to the promise that Germans stay on the German site

    It's about speaking English here and German on Sw

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    flowers <3

    kpop <3

    addi

    dude just stop jesus

    I thought it was funny.

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    flowers <3

    kpop <3

    Toast ツ

    hey fellas

    Hey man wassup

    Can't even make a joke on a site called "worstjokesever" anymore.

    If anyone starts to notice something like this happening again, just don’t involve yourself and let a moderator know

    basedhitler

    Can't even make a joke on a site called "worstjokesever" anymore.

    this is the community part not joke part

    Well this is giving me a headache so I’m gonna go take a test…be right back.

    Wade

    Well this is giving me a headache so I’m gonna go take a test…be right back.

    Cya Wade, good luck!

    fuck it I'ma d\sharpen mah dagger

    bloodyboi

    this is the community part not joke part

    Then why it is ok, when AG is β€žjokingβ€œ when he insults us?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    If anyone starts to notice something like this happening again, just don’t involve yourself and let a moderator know

    Yeah

    bloodyboi

    fuck it I'ma d\sharpen mah dagger

    LeTs NoT

    HuskyPhoenix_647

    Then why it is ok, when AG is β€žjokingβ€œ when he insults us?

    Husky, leave it alone please

    bloodyboi

    whyyyy

    cuz i said so

    addi

    cuz i said so

    but its a hobby to do it

    bloodyboi

    but its a hobby to do it

    too bad

    LALALALA

    HuskyPhoenix_647

    When was something solved herr

    WHEW LAD that name and profile, what is this, 2016?

    LALALALA

    addi

    too bad

    and I like doing it-

    ELMOS WORLD

    Important Note for Moderators, we should have a neutral perspective on every Situation like these!

    I do it every week and it helps with stress

    ROCKOS A ROCK

    πŸ¦„ Entity

    Important Note for Moderators, we should have a neutral perspective on every Situation like these!

    True

    bloodyboi

    I do it every week and it helps with stress

    well if it helps, then do it gi

    πŸ¦„ Entity

    Important Note for Moderators, we should have a neutral perspective on every Situation like these!

    They don't because they have a bias against who insults their "friends".

    If you say something worse to a random new member they don't care.

    HuskyPhoenix_647

    Then why it is ok, when AG is β€žjokingβ€œ when he insults us?

    u are right, but Jake will talk with ag

    addi

    well if it helps, then do it gi

    okieeee

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    FUCK YEA BABY THTS MY FAV LINE

    🀭

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    β€œIM SO HORNY, THATS OKAY MY WILL IS GOOD”

    XD

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    OH WELL TO BAD BYE ROCKO

    ROCKOS A ROCK HE WONT SEE THE INTERVIEW

    Anonymous

    u are right, but Jake will talk with ag

    He talked to him multiple times and nothing changed.

    You could say "fuck you" to someone, not realizing they're one of the mod's 500 friends. (BANNED PERMANENTLY)

    But say "kill yourself subhuman" to someone who joined today and they go "LMAO BASED"

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    basedhitler

    You could say "fuck you" to someone, not realizing they're one of the mod's 500 friends. (BANNED PERMANENTLY)

    okay now you're just exaggerating.

    be back in half an hour I'll be able to call then

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    bloodyboi

    be back in half an hour I'll be able to call then

    okayyyyy

    No insults should be bannable unless they are spam

    ilysm my sweet sexy gal <333

    You should get thick skin and bite back with a better insult

    bloodyboi

    ilysm my sweet sexy gal <333

    ily darling <3

    addi

    ily darling <3

    byeee <3

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT WE ARE TRYING TO DO

    No, because pussies literally call for ban when someone insults them too much and you do it.

    bloodyboi

    byeee <3

    bye bby <3