A Message for Those Who Want to Be Happy

i love dicks

slurp slurp

yes

GULP GULP GULP

lmao

mmmm

Someone make me happy

HAPPY

Do that to me fr

i think ima grab a margarita from the fridge

Drinking underage is bad

not irl

dw

GET UR CHAIR MISTER

we bouta have

ORGY TIME

WITH ALL YALL

REALLY?!?!!

FINALLY

YESSSS

wait but i have no one to do it with-

ur good

we do it with everyone

MOON FUCKKKK

AAGADGYUC

HOLY SHIT MOON FUCK INITIATED BY MY BABY?

HELL YEAH

BABE

SOMEONE BRING THE CHERRY WEED

I WILL NOT FUCK U

UNLESS

IM IN

WHAT

HELL YEAAAA

A DINSOUR COSTUME

HHEHEHEHEH

WHAT THE FURRY???

HSUAHUDIHFHFIUAHG

IDK REPTILLIANY?

WTF THEY CALLED

Scaly

BHAHAHSH

ALSO SHIT I’LL FUCK YOU IN ANYTHING IDEC

FUCK ME IN THIS SHIT HOLLON

MWAH

HEHHHEEH

HOW

NO HOLES

AHSAHSHADUHADIU

YEA THERE S

there is

NOT IN THE RIGHT PLACES

LIKE MY MOUTH

THOSE HOLES ARE TINY ITS LIKE A LITTLE MESH THING

CUT SOME THEN ;)

AHDUIDHUIFHA

BUT THEN ITLL DEFLATE

I WANNA FUCK SOMEONE

..........

WELL THEN IM A RASIN DINOSOUR

BET

rasin dinosaur sounds like a ducked up dessert

do you have a pillow?

Lmao it does

cut some holes and it feels like a person

CUT A SLIT IN IT AND FILL IT WITH 2 BAGS OF BAKED BEANS AT EXACTLY 94.6 DEGREES FARENHEIT

um that’s a bit specific

That sounds so horrific if you don’t get the reference

i dont get it-\

have yall never fucked a pillow?

yall so uncultured LMFAO

HAIUHDHDIUFHI

of course i have

have you? 🤨

Big Mouth?

UH

FUCK YES

HAVE U JAKE?

SEE TOAST GETS IT

IS THE REAL QUESTION

NO

that’s me

LIES

YES U HAV

I MADE IT A POINT TO NEVER DO THAT

...................

AHEM IMA STFU THEN

I WAS A HORNY KID BUT I HAD STANDARDS LMAO

NOTHING WRONG WITH IT LMAO I JUST DIDNT WANT TO

IM HORNY NOW

MY ONLY STANDARDS ARE ANYTHING TO DO WITH FEET

FUCK SHIT I SAID LMAO TWICE

Only standards huh? 😏

🤭

yes <3

I will ;)

spicy

HICHSIUVIUV

you 2 fuck already

we do

ALL THE TIME

I GET HIM HARD

those samosas did not go down well y’all

You said you hug your pillow and pretend it’s me, right?

SPEAKING OF WHICH

..................

FUCK

U FIGURED OUT

FUCK

NCISHVIBI

SHIT

What uh…what else are you doin with the Jake pillow? 🤨

UH

MAKIN IT SANTA

fucking it

DUH

SIUVHUSI

🤭

NAHHHHHHH.......

COUGH COUGH

MAYBE

I HAVE MY REASON

I WAS HORNY OK

NOT MY FAULT

HE DOES THE SAME SHIT TO ME

Yeah it’s my fault 🤭

I GOT SOME OTHER BITCHES WHISPERING "SaLtYyyyYY"

SO

YEA

YOU STILL HAVENT MADE ME FAIL NNN YET IM FUCKING RESILIENT MWAHAHA

BITCH

UWU NOW

Okie :)

Stay strong Jake

PINCHE PENDEJO

STAY STRONG

NO

STFU WADE

STAY STRONG JAKE

HES NOT

YOU CAN DO THIS

IM TRYING BUT SHES REALLY HOT

PLUS

SHE DOES THINGS TO ME MAN

damn hes lucky

ITS HARD

IM HARD

UR DICK HUH

GOOD

WHAT DID THIS SAY

SAME

JAKE TAKE THE COUPON

TWKE THE COUPON!

I HAVE ONE DW

IT SAID IMA MAKE U CUM NO MATTER WHAT

JAKE

U FUCKIN USE IT ITS GONNA BE WORSE

Hehe

IMA GO FULL ON HENTAI ON UR ASS

WHAT DOES WORSE MEAN

OH SHIT

HENTAI

STAY STRONG

BSDM

YEA

lucky

IK

STAY STRONG MY BROTHA

IK ALL OF IT

YEAAAA

STAY STRONG WE MUST STAY FOCUSED

SO IN OTHER WORDS, USE THE COUPON? 😏

U KNOW IM INTO SOME KINKY SHIT

HELL YEAH

Damn now I’m horny

IN OTHER WORDS U BETTER SIT THE FUCK DOWN BIG BOY

HELP WE ALL ARE NOW

U

FUUUUUCK

MADI THE ORGY IS UPON US

HORNY GANG

GOOD

SIT

NOW

🪑

YES MA’AM

YOU DONT CO TROL ME

WHAT I THOUGHT

🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️

good boy <3

uwu

now.

<3

I STAND

indeed

i gotchu

theres only 1 gal here-

two

i’m a gal

nvm amys here

pray for jakes downfall

i just wrote that dw

im horny too now-

help me

YOU CAN DO THIS

DONT HELP HIM

HES FINE

I BELIEVE IN YOU

USE THE POWER OF MORBIN TIME

I CANT

STAY STRONG BROTHER

MORBING WILL DO ABSOLUTE JACK SHIT IN THIS SITUATION

DO WHAT OTHERS CANNOT

hes gonna fail yall

im writing out detailed shit

im too horny it hurts-

STOP TRYING TO SUPPORT ME THIS ISNT THE SONIC GENERATIONS FINAL BOSS CUTSCENE

nooo (also are we cool?)

SHE IS HELP

YESSS MA'AMMM

nice

no grudges

just u wait

jake

u gonna BE REALLLLLLLL FUCKED UP AFTER THIS

YOU CAN DO THIS

U TESTED MY PATIENCE

REMEMBER THE COUPONS

Oh shit

STAY STRONG

i thought this was an orgy not a pornhub video-

STAY FOCUSED

I

What’s the difference

I dont think I’m gonna make it

YOU MUST

an orgy is multiple ppl

IF YOU FAIL WE ALL FAIL

YOU MUST SURVIVE

Wade I know she is actively writing a long ass paragraph

I’m not gonna survive bro

THE FATE OF OUR BALLSACKS HANG IN THE BALANCE

YOU MUST

hang your ballsacks in me

hey can i join

I already swore on my left but too much…

On one condition

*nut

YOU MUST SURVIVE

im going back to sleep

hes bouta nut

WADE IM SCARED

hes reading now

READ IT

NOW

YOU CAN DO THIS

OH FUCK OH SHIT

ITS THERE

STAY FOCUSED

what is it

SEND SS

OUR NUTSACK DEPENDS ON IT

ok :D

Live. Live for tomorrow. And the day after. And the day after.

AY AY

YOU MUST STAY FOCUSED

NAH ITS FOR HIM

YALL DONT GET TO READ

JAKE YOU MUST DTAY

FREE WILL, IT HURTS, LIKE HEARTBURN

oh hes focused alright

YOU MUST SURVIVE

damn

YOU CAN DO THIS JAKE

YOU GOT THIS

he doesnt

DO IT FOR LITTLE JIMMY WHOS TRYING NOT TO NUT

i got more

HAHAHAHAHA

MUAHAHAHAHAHAAH

😭😭

HSIUAHUIADHD

DO IT FOR LITTLE TIMMY WHO CANT WATCH PORN WITHOUT NUTTING

LITTLE JIMMY

poor lil jim 😔

FREE THE NUT

fr

DO IT FOR UNCLE TED WHO NUTTED INTO A SOCK

YOU MUST SURVIVE

this actually got me horny ;-;

UNCLE TED TOUCHED ME

wait wha-

dang you hard

WHAT!

eyup

i do to much

but yk

buddy

HES GONNA FUCKIN FAIL

HAH

I SENT A MESSAGE

HE GON FAIL

i cant help my body

MUAHAHAHA

good job madi

DO IT JAKE

keep the man on his toes

DO IT FOR THE BOYS

YOU GOT THIS JAKE

DO IT FOR THE BOYS JAKE DO IT FOR THE BOYS

AND THE GIRLS

NVM HES DOING REVERSE PSCYHOLOGY ON ME

COME ON JAKE YOU GOT DIS

TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT

YES I WILL

lmao

Boobies?

IM TOPLESS NOW

NO I DONT

GAAAASP DONT SAY THE MAGIC WORDS

WHATCHU GON DO

;-;

YOU CAN DO THIS DO IT FOR THE BOYS

WHATCHU GON DO

NO I CANT

YOU GOT THIS

WHATS WRONG BABY?

TOAST DO SMTH

GETTIN LIL TO HARD HUH?

I AM STRONG

OR IT’S BACK ON

*snaps photo*

yep

damn

DO MORE YOU COWARD

I'm jackin off to that

FEL ME

WHAT

TF

she wants to be touched

WHAT

📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸

i want to be held like a child

same tbh

and never released

JAKE YOU CAN DO THS

The horniness is contagious

YOU CAN DO IT JAKE

FUUUUCK

bro got intimidated 😔

Women are scary

ikr

DO IT DO IT

We must stay focused

we hornier than yall

go and do what your gf wants toasty

thank you

or else ill burn toast

its offical

hehehehe

WOMEN

are more horny

then men

YES

NO WE ARE STRONG. WE ARE FOCUSED. WE WILL SURVIVE. WE GOT THIS BOYS.

BASED WOMEN

we just got more self control

women scary

🗿🗿🗿🗿

jake lost

toast you bitch

HAH

I cant

NO WE ARE STRONG. WE ARE FOCUSED. WE WILL SURVIVE. WE GOT THIS BOYS.

its november

thats it ima burn toast

NOOOOOO

WE CAN DO THIS BOYS

then listen to her

WE MUST STAY FOCUSED

one touch couldnt hurt

exactyl

*exactly

but then again

women scary

Not quite ;)

WE MUST SURVIVE

YOU CAN DO THIS

then ill take away your toast privalijes

Toast power

bread is bad

Still can’t wrap my head around this

Women bro…women

ill take your toaster

exactly:(

now i am sad :(

women

toast unsad me

What If I pull out the moby huge?

I’m definitely gonna survive, none of you can make me fail

are unstoppable

go touch her or im burning all the toast

POMNI

by tochung

fine

YO WHERE MY GIRL POMNI

*touches you*

ill wake her up

yayaya

POMNI

THERE IS NO STOPPING MY DETERMINATION

MAKE WADE NUT

screenshotted

DO IT

I SHALL SURVIVE

DO IT

NO

U SHALL FAIL

fuck

HAHA

HAH

me

what

I SHALL SURVIVE

ok

bet

YOU CANNOT STOP ME

CHLOE

come over

CARNAGE SHALL SURVIVE

MAKE HIM LOOSE NN

NEVER

ignore the dead bodies

who?

YES

WADE

they like to watch