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Jake γ
FRUIT
Jake γ
Are you actually the Casey girl
Oogway
Good Morning Homie
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why arent you clown anymore?
jake ruined wje
Hes always a clown
jake ruined wje
Always has been and always will be
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jake why you got so many opps?
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you bad too many people ong
jake ruined wje
dont fall for his βgoodwillβ
jake ruined wje
Theres nothing good about him
jake ruined wje
he lies like its nothing
jake ruined wje
he oppresses and manipulates
jake ruined wje
he says disturbing things to 12 year old girls
jake ruined wje
ive seen all of it
jake ruined wje
and he knows it thats why he bans me
jake ruined wje
he wants the power all to himself
jake ruined wje
thats why he doesnt want new mods
Toast γ
good morning
jake ruined wje
hes raping this site front and back
jake ruined wje
as soon as you disagree with him youre not his friend anymore
jake ruined wje
he quietly silences you
Toast γ
dagger?
jake ruined wje
youre all way too paranoid about dagger coming back
Toast γ
DAGGER JR!
Toast γ
Hey Pookie
Toast γ
I love when you talk dirty to me
jake ruined wje
fucking retards
jake ruined wje
kill yourself
Jake γ
Where are you guys getting these ideas lmao
Jake γ
The situation really isnβt that deep
The Radio Demon
lol for me itβs 22:10 and iβm at a bday party
mal..π¦
come back to life chat
mal..π¦
im bored
jake ruined wje
not even denying it? it is that deep asshole
jake ruined wje
you ruined a once great website
jake ruined wje
wade
jake ruined wje
dont accept mod agaib
jake ruined wje
*again
Wade
Why
jake ruined wje
jake wants to use that to control you
jake ruined wje
dont accept it
Wade
Donβt worry I have a plan
jake ruined wje
he will have something to threaten you with
jake ruined wje
you can trust me i hate jake and you do too we have a common interest
jake ruined wje
we need to talk
Wade
Youβre in the WJE discord?
jake ruined wje
he wanted me to help him so i accepted
jake ruined wje
please join it
jake ruined wje
dagger also needs to talk to you
Wade
I canβt currently but Iβll see what I can do
jake ruined wje
as soon as possible
jake ruined wje
this is not a safe place to talk
jake ruined wje
see you there
Wade
I also use the uwu crew site for private conversation
jake ruined wje
I also use the uwu crew site for private conversation
no there are vital people on the discord its the best place
Toast γ
hey Jake
Jake γ
I do not make all the rules, nor do I make decisions for the site. I expressed my concerns as a moderator to Matt and HE made the decisions. Heβs not some mindless pushover, he knows what he wants for HIS site and I made him aware of what was impeding on that. What I told him was based on input and discussion from multiple other mods. Just because Iβm the most prominent and active doesnβt mean Iβm the head of all this. I donβt have some sort of secret agenda, which Wade knows, assuming he read the long explanation I sent him.
Jake γ
You think I WANT control? Itβs bad enough I have to deal with everyoneβs shit already, I donβt want more responsibility on top of that. Iβm just fulfilling the purpose that I was made a moderator for: making the site a good place for ALL users and carrying out what Matt wants.
God
#voteforjake
Toast γ
jake?
Toast γ
respond pookey
Jake γ
Lmao
Jake γ
Maybe not
Jake γ
Yeah no nvm
Toast γ
jake, stop getting political
Toast γ
politics are so gay
Toast γ
like you
Toast γ
hey flappy
Jake γ
IT WAS A JOKE
Jake γ
sometimes I hate being popular on this site
Toast γ
jake show me your cock
Toast γ
PLEASE
Toast γ
Thatβs not quotable he says gay shit like that all the time
Jake, I would like to have gay sex with you
Flappy.
Thatβs not quotable he says gay shit like that all the time
NO BC THAT WAS SO OUT OF CONTEXT
Flappy.
OUT OF THE BLUE
Toast γ
I wont tell Madi
Toast γ
PLEASE
Toast γ
Jake, come one
Toast γ
just one time
Toast γ
Madi will never know
urfavvirgo
IVAN CHECK UWU CREW
Jake γ
Fuck off toast Iβm not a fag
Toast γ
you will be
Toast γ
you'll be a dirty luttle cumslut
Toast γ
shit my fault
Wade
I see nothing wrong with this
Toast γ
oh yeah, you guys dont know me irl
Toast γ
did i kill chat by being gay?
Wade
Nah
Toast γ
oh good
Toast γ
darn
Wade
Toast Iβll let you know if I get an answer
Wade
Gtg for now
Toast γ
alright
Toast γ
bye bye
Wade
Cya bro
Toast γ
holy shit i have shakey hands
Toast γ
YIPPIE
urfavvirgo
βDirty little cumslutβ is a reach tho
God
What the actual fuck did I just read
Toast γ
can i call him a cumdumpster?
God
No what?
Toast γ
FINE
Toast γ
GOD
Toast γ
you guys are like my parents
Toast γ
"stop sexually harrasing people"
Toast γ
fine
Toast γ
ill stop being gay
urfavvirgo
pls donβt grow up to be a child molester
Toast γ
FINE
Toast γ
God
Toast γ
just once?
urfavvirgo
no thatβs weird
Toast γ
fine
Toast γ
so how are you virgo?
urfavvirgo
Iβm good hru
Ξ±my
purple nurple
Toast γ
hey amy
God
Huh?
God
Iβll give you a one time pass
God
To say that
urfavvirgo
ME AND HER ARE MATCHING
Ξ±my
makes sense
God
Amy is it true
Ξ±my
so anything happen while i was gone
Jake γ
nah it's been a slow day
Toast γ
hey jake
God
Yeah itβs been slow nothing crazy
Jake γ
Pretty sure dagger and the gang are going to try and start a revolution
Ξ±my
jake why is your pfp leaves
Ξ±my
why
Jake γ
:P
Ξ±my
why is everyone changing
Toast γ
Pretty sure dagger and the gang are going to try and start a revolution
;like the mexican one
Ξ±my
their pfps
Jake γ
I lost the matching one I had with Madi
God
Yeah they wanna do a WJE revolution itβs kinda werid
Jake γ
Wade mostly
Jake γ
and whoever's running all the anti-me alts
urfavvirgo
heβs not fucking scary π
God
Lmao
Ξ±my
what did wade do now
God
Ur bf
Ξ±my
excuse me
Ξ±my
take that back
Jake γ
Yeah how's he gonna win Madi over by doing that
Toast γ
hes MY bf
urfavvirgo
OH MY GOODNESS
God
Heβs spreading anti Jake
Toast γ
BACK OFF
Ξ±my
not mine
God
Share him
Ξ±my
i don't even want to see us in the same sentence
Jake γ
guys do I really seem like a dictator
Jake γ
cause I really can't see it
urfavvirgo
when your MEAN
urfavvirgo
to me
God
But yeah wade wants Madi and also is tryna get Jake ran out of mod
Jake γ
THATS NOT BEING A DICTATOR
Ξ±my
guys do I really seem like a dictator
you seem like a harmless white person with a very high libido.
Jake γ
THAT'S BEING PLAYFUL
Jake γ
BUT IM NOT THAT WHITE
Ξ±my
tHatS sO tRue
Toast γ
and im loyal to wade
Toast γ
so yeah
Ξ±my
okay
Ξ±my
congrats
Ξ±my
do you want a medal
Ξ±my
or something
God
Yeah
Jake γ
does wade have a daddy kink too?
God
I do HUH
Jake γ
maybe that's why he likes dagger so much
urfavvirgo
and im loyal to wade
nuh uh u were trying to be Jakeβs β¦.βcumslutβ like five minutes ago
Ξ±my
nuh uh u were trying to be Jakeβs β¦.βcumslutβ like five minutes ago
i don't even wanna know.
Ξ±my
at this point
Toast γ
nuh uh u were trying to be Jakeβs β¦.βcumslutβ like five minutes ago
NO, I was making him my cumslut
God
LMFG
Ξ±my
wade is a bottom
Jake γ
sus
Ξ±my
okay
God
I should buy out the site
Ξ±my
good job
Jake γ
Toast is everything alright with wade
Jake γ
he's like
Jake γ
hella wack compared to when he first joined
Ξ±my
did you not see my essay
Ξ±my
on uwu
Toast γ
Yeah, hes fine
Jake γ
and he doesn't tell anyone anything
Ξ±my
like literally
Ξ±my
i explained everything
Jake γ
except you usually
Ξ±my
in that essay
Ξ±my
my god
Ξ±my
you people
Ξ±my
don't read
Ξ±my
no
Ξ±my
i
Ξ±my
never mind
God
Yeas
Ξ±my
JAKE
urfavvirgo
I HAVE TEA
Jake γ
what amy
Toast γ
dont start drama guys
Ξ±my
but but
God
No
urfavvirgo
Who?
smh like TEA yk like basically shit to talk abt ppl but in this case itβs nobody here expect for maybe one person
Ξ±my
tea
Ξ±my
spill it \
Ξ±my
spill the scalding liquid
Ξ±my
okay then
Ξ±my
so
Ξ±my
how are you guys
Ξ±my
guys
God
Iβm leaving
Ξ±my
oh okay
Ξ±my
bye
God
Not you
God
The other guy
Ξ±my
huh
God
Wrong chat too
God
We set
Ξ±my
okay
Ξ±my
i guess
God
Amy are you and wade dating
Jake γ
yes
Ξ±my
NO
Jake γ
they are
God
Like be fr
Ξ±my
NO
Toast γ
yeahm they are
Jake γ
and he's cheating
Ξ±my
NO
Jake γ
with my girlfriend
Ξ±my
EW
Ξ±my
NO
Ξ±my
EW
God
No actually
Ξ±my
No
Jake γ
and amy's cheating
Ξ±my
no we aren't
Jake γ
also with my girlfriend
Jake γ
amy admit it
Jake γ
you love madi
Ξ±my
no
urfavvirgo
Jake stop being mean
Toast γ
Yep
Jake γ
it's impossible not to
Jake γ
she's so fuckin perfect
Ξ±my
i literally hate you so much.
God
Amy do u have a thing for Jake
Ξ±my
NO
Toast γ
Jake stop instegaing
Ξ±my
omfg
urfavvirgo
your being very dictator-y rn
Ξ±my
why
Toast γ
thats my thing
Jake γ
like ffs she is so amazing
Ξ±my
i'm leaving
Jake γ
how could you not be madly in love with her
Ξ±my
because i'm not
Ξ±my
that's why
Jake γ
she turns gays back straight
Ξ±my
no
Jake γ
that's how perfect she is
Ξ±my
okay
Jake γ
AND SHE'S ALL FUCKIN MINE SO BACK OFF
Jake γ
GRRRR
Jake γ
MY MADI
Ξ±my
are you
Ξ±my
asking me
Ξ±my
so many questions
Jake γ
πΉ
God
No reason but Iβll note that down
God
π¦
Ξ±my
the cringy ones
Toast γ
hey virgo
Ξ±my
ha ha
urfavvirgo
ykw sure if thatβs what u guys are into π€·ββοΈ
Ξ±my
what a coincidence
Toast γ
how are you?
Jake γ
who are you talking about
Jake γ
who is "u guys"
Jake γ
what are you saying we're into
Ξ±my
whatever that is
Toast γ
this game goes so hard
Jake γ
man you people are mean
Ξ±my
yes
Jake γ
I can never do anything without getting backlash from someone smh
Ξ±my
please
Jake γ
HOW IS THAT A THING YOU CAN BE INTO
Jake γ
IT'S A JOKE
Jake γ
IM TRYING TO BE FUNN
Toast γ
Back
Toast γ
so h9ow are you guys?
Toast γ
damn, its dead
Jake γ
fr
Toast γ
hey jake
Jake γ
toast do you wanna hear about troll romance
Toast γ
sure
Toast γ
i think
Jake γ
The problem is that when the subject of troll romance is broached, our sparing human intellects instantly assume the most ingratiating posture of surrender imaginable.
But we will do our best to understand regardless.
Humans have only one form of romance. And though we consider it a complicated subject, spanning a wide range of emotions, social conventions, and implications for reproduction, it is ultimately a superficial slice of what trolls consider the full body of romantic experience. Our concept of romance, in spite of its capacity to fill our art and literature and to rule our individual destinies like little else, is still just that. A single, linear concept. A concept usually denoted by a single symbol.
<3
Troll romance is more complicated than that. Troll romance needs four symbols.
Their understanding of romance is divided into halves, and halved again, producing four quadrants: the FLUSHED QUADRANT, the CALIGINOUS QUADRANT, the PALE QUADRANT, and the ASHEN QUADRANT.
Each quadrant is grouped by the half they share, whether horizontally or vertically, depending on the overlapping properties one examines. The sharpest dichotomy, from an emotional perspective, is drawn between RED ROMANCE and BLACK ROMANCE.
RED ROMANCE, comprised of the flushed and pale quadrants, is a form of romance rooted in strongly positive emotions. BLACK ROMANCE, with its caliginous and ashen quadrants, is rooted in the strongly negative.
On the other hand, the vertical bifurcation has to do with the purpose of the relationship, regardless of the emotions behind it. Those quadrants which are CONCUPISCENT, the flushed and caliginous, have to do with facilitating the elaborate reproductive cycle of trolls. Those which are CONCILIATORY, the pale and ashen, would be more closely likened to platonic relationships by human standards.
There are many parallels between human relationships and the various facets of troll romance. Humans have words to describe relationships of a negative nature, or of a platonic nature. The difference is, for humans, those relationships would never be conceptually grouped with romance. Establishing those sort of relationships for humans is not driven by the same primal forces that drive our tendency to couple romantically. But for trolls, those primal forces involve themselves in the full palette of these relationships, red or black, torrid or friendly. Trolls typically feel strongly compelled to find balance in each quadrant, and seek gratifying relationships that each describes.
The challenge is particularly tortuous for young trolls, who must reconcile the wide range of contradictory emotions associated with this matrix, while understanding the nature of their various romantic urges for the first time.
Of course, young humans have this challenge too. But for trolls, the challenge is fourfold.
When two individuals find themselves in the flushed quadrant together, they are said to be MATESPRITS. Matespritship is the closest parallel to the human concept of romance trolls have. It plays a role in the trolls' reproductive cycle, just as it does for humans.
This is pretty obvious! Not much more needs to be said about this. Moving right along.
When a pair of adversaries delve into this quadrant, they become each other's KISMESIS. As one of the concupiscent quadrants, it plays a role in procreation as well. There is no particularly good human translation for this concept. The closest would be an especially potent arch-rivalry.
For instance, human players would never be able to adequately diagnose the relationship between the queen and her archagent. But troll players could immediately place it as a dead ringer for kismesissitude. They would think we were all pretty stupid for not getting it. And they would be right.
Trolls have a complicated reproductive cycle. It's probably best not to examine it in much detail.
The need to seek out concupiscent partners comes with more urgency than typical reproductive instincts. When the IMPERIAL DRONE comes knocking, you had better be able to supply genetic material to each of his FILIAL PAILS. If you have nothing to offer, he will kill you without hesitation.
The genetic material - WITHOUT GOING INTO MUCH DETAIL - is a combinative genetic mix from the matesprit and kismesis pairs, respectively. The pails are all offered to the mother grub, who can only receive such precombined material. She then combines all of it into one incestuous slurry, and begins her brooding.
This doesn't mean the initial combination was for naught, however. In the slurry, more dominant genes rise to the fore, while the more recessive find less representation in the brood. Especially strong matesprit and kismesis pairings yield more dominant genetic material. The more powerful the complement or potent the rivalry, the more dominant the genes.
TROLL REPRODUCTION SURE IS WEIRD. We all take a moment to lament how pedestrian the human reproductive system is, and further lament tha
Toast γ
The problem is that when the subject of troll romance is broached, our sparing human intellects instantly assume the most ingratiating posture of surrender imaginable.
But we will do our best to understand regardless.
Humans have only one form of romance. And though we consider it a complicated subject, spanning a wide range of emotions, social conventions, and implications for reproduction, it is ultimately a superficial slice of what trolls consider the full body of romantic experience. Our concept of romance, in spite of its capacity to fill our art and literature and to rule our individual destinies like little else, is still just that. A single, linear concept. A concept usually denoted by a single symbol.
<3
Troll romance is more complicated than that. Troll romance needs four symbols.
Their understanding of romance is divided into halves, and halved again, producing four quadrants: the FLUSHED QUADRANT, the CALIGINOUS QUADRANT, the PALE QUADRANT, and the ASHEN QUADRANT.
Each quadrant is grouped by the half they share, whether horizontally or vertically, depending on the overlapping properties one examines. The sharpest dichotomy, from an emotional perspective, is drawn between RED ROMANCE and BLACK ROMANCE.
RED ROMANCE, comprised of the flushed and pale quadrants, is a form of romance rooted in strongly positive emotions. BLACK ROMANCE, with its caliginous and ashen quadrants, is rooted in the strongly negative.
On the other hand, the vertical bifurcation has to do with the purpose of the relationship, regardless of the emotions behind it. Those quadrants which are CONCUPISCENT, the flushed and caliginous, have to do with facilitating the elaborate reproductive cycle of trolls. Those which are CONCILIATORY, the pale and ashen, would be more closely likened to platonic relationships by human standards.
There are many parallels between human relationships and the various facets of troll romance. Humans have words to describe relationships of a negative nature, or of a platonic nature. The difference is, for humans, those relationships would never be conceptually grouped with romance. Establishing those sort of relationships for humans is not driven by the same primal forces that drive our tendency to couple romantically. But for trolls, those primal forces involve themselves in the full palette of these relationships, red or black, torrid or friendly. Trolls typically feel strongly compelled to find balance in each quadrant, and seek gratifying relationships that each describes.
The challenge is particularly tortuous for young trolls, who must reconcile the wide range of contradictory emotions associated with this matrix, while understanding the nature of their various romantic urges for the first time.
Of course, young humans have this challenge too. But for trolls, the challenge is fourfold.
When two individuals find themselves in the flushed quadrant together, they are said to be MATESPRITS. Matespritship is the closest parallel to the human concept of romance trolls have. It plays a role in the trolls' reproductive cycle, just as it does for humans.
This is pretty obvious! Not much more needs to be said about this. Moving right along.
When a pair of adversaries delve into this quadrant, they become each other's KISMESIS. As one of the concupiscent quadrants, it plays a role in procreation as well. There is no particularly good human translation for this concept. The closest would be an especially potent arch-rivalry.
For instance, human players would never be able to adequately diagnose the relationship between the queen and her archagent. But troll players could immediately place it as a dead ringer for kismesissitude. They would think we were all pretty stupid for not getting it. And they would be right.
Trolls have a complicated reproductive cycle. It's probably best not to examine it in much detail.
The need to seek out concupiscent partners comes with more urgency than typical reproductive instincts. When the IMPERIAL DRONE comes knocking, you had better be able to supply genetic material to each of his FILIAL PAILS. If you have nothing to offer, he will kill you without hesitation.
The genetic material - WITHOUT GOING INTO MUCH DETAIL - is a combinative genetic mix from the matesprit and kismesis pairs, respectively. The pails are all offered to the mother grub, who can only receive such precombined material. She then combines all of it into one incestuous slurry, and begins her brooding.
This doesn't mean the initial combination was for naught, however. In the slurry, more dominant genes rise to the fore, while the more recessive find less representation in the brood. Especially strong matesprit and kismesis pairings yield more dominant genetic material. The more powerful the complement or potent the rivalry, the more dominant the genes.
TROLL REPRODUCTION SURE IS WEIRD. We all take a moment to lament how pedestrian the human reproductive system is, and further lament tha
wow, what an eccelent read
Toast γ
you guys ever seen cats fight?
Jake γ
t the phrase "incestuous slurry" is not a feature of common parlance in human civilization.
This quadrant involves a particular type of three-way relationship of a black romantic nature. Falling on the conciliatory side, it has no bearing on the reproductive cycle, except for indirect ramifications.
When two trolls are locked in a feud or some otherwise contentious relationship, one can intervene and become their AUSPISTICE. The auspistice mediates between the two, playing the role of a peace keeper, preventing the feud from boiling over into a fully caliginous rivalry.
Since such lesser feuds are quite common among trolls, there is a significant need for auspisticing parties. Without them, too many ashen feuds would become caliginous, and begin to conflict with other exclusive kismesis relationships, leading to a great deal of social complexity and sore feelings (even more so than black romance usually involves). Without auspisticism, the result would be widespread black infidelity.
The relationships each quadrant describes tend to be malleable, if not volatile, especially on the concupiscent half where more torrid emotions reside. It doesn't take much to flip a switch and transmute blackrom feelings to redrom, and vice versa.
In many cases, one party will have red feelings while the other has black. But it will often be the case that one party's feelings will swap to match the other's, since there is no quadrant which naturally accommodates such a disparity. But thereafter, it's not uncommon for the two to toggle between red and black in unison now and then. These scenarios naturally result in both red and black infidelities.
This sort of relationship volatility is why conciliatory relationships are an important part of troll romance.
An auspistice can stabilize particularly turbulent relationships. If the auspistice fails to mediate properly, or has no interest in the role, or perhaps has different romantic intentions him/herself altogether, then the relationship often quickly deteriorates into one of an especially hostile and torrid nature. There are many outside factors and influences tugging and pulling these relationships in different directions, and unlike humans who have very orderly, simple, straightforward romantic relationships without exception, trolls exist in a state of almost perpetual confusion and generally have no idea what the hell is going on.
Being confused by troll relationships is one thing we do have in common though.
This quadrant presides over MOIRALLEGIENCE, the other conciliatory relationship. A reasonable human translation would be the concept of a soul mate, but in a more platonic sense, and with a more specific social purpose.
Trolls are a very angry and violent race. Some are more hot-tempered and dangerous than others, to the extent that if left to their own devices, they would present a serious threat to society, or even to themselves. Such trolls will have an instinctive pale attraction to a more even-tempered troll, who may become their MOIRAIL. The moirail is obliged to pacify the other, to function as the better half. The two partners in a strong pale relationship will serve to balance and complement each other's emotional profiles, and thus allow their other relationships to be more successful.
It's often ambiguous especially among young trolls whether a bond formed between an acquaintance is true moirallegence, or the usual variety of platonic involvement. Furthermore, romantic intentions of a more flushed nature can often be mistaken for paler leanings, much to the frustration of the suitor.
But some pale pairings, as the one above, will be strikingly obvious to all who know them.
God you just can't get enough of this can you! That would have been a great point for a transition out of this illustrated sociological study, but ok, if you insist.
Now see, what's going on here is...
It's perfectly simple. When the full matrix of troll romance is in action, we have... uh...
Hey, why don't you figure it out! You should be an expert on all this by now anyway.
Later our troll hero would try to explain this to our human hero, attempting to convey all the nuance of troll romance through a nearly verbatim recitation of the preceding excerpts.
He would try to describe how rich and textured the troll romantic comedies were compared to the one dimensional schlock of our human cinematic counterparts. He would barely scratch the surface of Troll Will Smith's virtuosity with the delicate lattice of troll romance, as he would assist the bumbling fudgeblooded Troll Kevin James through the interwoven minefield-briarpatch of redrom and blackrom entanglements, all the while sifting through his own prickly romantic situation and ultimately learning the true meaning of hate and pity. But would they succeed before the imperial drone came knocking with his thirsty pails at the ready??? Yes, they would.
But John didn't understand any of this because he's a moron, and he wou
Toast γ
t the phrase "incestuous slurry" is not a feature of common parlance in human civilization.
This quadrant involves a particular type of three-way relationship of a black romantic nature. Falling on the conciliatory side, it has no bearing on the reproductive cycle, except for indirect ramifications.
When two trolls are locked in a feud or some otherwise contentious relationship, one can intervene and become their AUSPISTICE. The auspistice mediates between the two, playing the role of a peace keeper, preventing the feud from boiling over into a fully caliginous rivalry.
Since such lesser feuds are quite common among trolls, there is a significant need for auspisticing parties. Without them, too many ashen feuds would become caliginous, and begin to conflict with other exclusive kismesis relationships, leading to a great deal of social complexity and sore feelings (even more so than black romance usually involves). Without auspisticism, the result would be widespread black infidelity.
The relationships each quadrant describes tend to be malleable, if not volatile, especially on the concupiscent half where more torrid emotions reside. It doesn't take much to flip a switch and transmute blackrom feelings to redrom, and vice versa.
In many cases, one party will have red feelings while the other has black. But it will often be the case that one party's feelings will swap to match the other's, since there is no quadrant which naturally accommodates such a disparity. But thereafter, it's not uncommon for the two to toggle between red and black in unison now and then. These scenarios naturally result in both red and black infidelities.
This sort of relationship volatility is why conciliatory relationships are an important part of troll romance.
An auspistice can stabilize particularly turbulent relationships. If the auspistice fails to mediate properly, or has no interest in the role, or perhaps has different romantic intentions him/herself altogether, then the relationship often quickly deteriorates into one of an especially hostile and torrid nature. There are many outside factors and influences tugging and pulling these relationships in different directions, and unlike humans who have very orderly, simple, straightforward romantic relationships without exception, trolls exist in a state of almost perpetual confusion and generally have no idea what the hell is going on.
Being confused by troll relationships is one thing we do have in common though.
This quadrant presides over MOIRALLEGIENCE, the other conciliatory relationship. A reasonable human translation would be the concept of a soul mate, but in a more platonic sense, and with a more specific social purpose.
Trolls are a very angry and violent race. Some are more hot-tempered and dangerous than others, to the extent that if left to their own devices, they would present a serious threat to society, or even to themselves. Such trolls will have an instinctive pale attraction to a more even-tempered troll, who may become their MOIRAIL. The moirail is obliged to pacify the other, to function as the better half. The two partners in a strong pale relationship will serve to balance and complement each other's emotional profiles, and thus allow their other relationships to be more successful.
It's often ambiguous especially among young trolls whether a bond formed between an acquaintance is true moirallegence, or the usual variety of platonic involvement. Furthermore, romantic intentions of a more flushed nature can often be mistaken for paler leanings, much to the frustration of the suitor.
But some pale pairings, as the one above, will be strikingly obvious to all who know them.
God you just can't get enough of this can you! That would have been a great point for a transition out of this illustrated sociological study, but ok, if you insist.
Now see, what's going on here is...
It's perfectly simple. When the full matrix of troll romance is in action, we have... uh...
Hey, why don't you figure it out! You should be an expert on all this by now anyway.
Later our troll hero would try to explain this to our human hero, attempting to convey all the nuance of troll romance through a nearly verbatim recitation of the preceding excerpts.
He would try to describe how rich and textured the troll romantic comedies were compared to the one dimensional schlock of our human cinematic counterparts. He would barely scratch the surface of Troll Will Smith's virtuosity with the delicate lattice of troll romance, as he would assist the bumbling fudgeblooded Troll Kevin James through the interwoven minefield-briarpatch of redrom and blackrom entanglements, all the while sifting through his own prickly romantic situation and ultimately learning the true meaning of hate and pity. But would they succeed before the imperial drone came knocking with his thirsty pails at the ready??? Yes, they would.
But John didn't understand any of this because he's a moron, and he wou
hmm
Jake γ
ldn't shut up about his awful bullshit Earth movies. He would just go on and on and on about that garbage.
But if there was one theme to be hammered through his thick skull, it would be the trolls' cultural preoccupation with romantic destiny. Yes, the romantic landscape is rife with false starts and miscues and infidelities, red and black. But every troll believes strongly that each quadrant holds one and only one true pairing for them, and it is just a matter of time before the grid is filled with auspicious matchups through the mysterious channels of TROLL SERENDIPITY.
In short, their belief is that for each quadrant there exists a pair or triad of trolls somewhere in the cosmos that were...
MADE FOR EACH OTHER.
Toast γ
hmm
Jake γ
Does that make sense or do I need to go over it again
Jake γ
here look
Toast γ
no its fine
Jake γ
that should help you visualize it
Toast γ
nice
Jake γ
want me to explain it in simple terms
Jake γ
okay good
Toast γ
oh fine
Jake γ
so matespritship is pretty much normal human love
Jake γ
moirallegiance is basically "platonic soulmates" who keep each other in check and benefit from the relationship
Jake γ
auspisticism is where one person (or troll) acts as a mediator between two to prevent them from fucking shit up and becoming kismeses
Jake γ
and kismesissitude is hate romance
Jake γ
does that make sense
Jake γ
okay good
Toast γ
hmm
Toast γ
interesting
Jake γ
very
urfavvirgo
I WANNA KNOW MORE
urfavvirgo
this is like abt humans right
Jake γ
When a pair of adversaries delve into this quadrant, they become each other's KISMESIS. As one of the concupiscent quadrants, it plays a role in procreation as well. There is no particularly good human translation for this concept. The closest would be an especially potent arch-rivalry.
Jake γ
It also plays a part in reproduction
Toast γ
hey Virgo
urfavvirgo
hey Toast
Jake γ
it's a romance based on negative emotions
Toast γ
how are you?
Jake γ
for example, amy and wade are probably in a kismesissitude together
Jake γ
Madi and I are matesprits
Toast γ
huh
Jake γ
uh lemme think of another example
urfavvirgo
it's a romance based on negative emotions
so like let me know if Iβm completely wrong but maybe like how two people feel the need to prove themselves to eachother, but they hate that?
Jake γ
so like let me know if Iβm completely wrong but maybe like how two people feel the need to prove themselves to eachother, but they hate that?
no they hate each other
Jake γ
romantically
Jake γ
sexually maybe
Toast γ
huh
Jake γ
Emily and Flappy are the closest thing I can think of for a moirallegiance
Jake γ
and I used to be an auspistice for Wade and Amy before they became caliginous
Jake γ
lmao the little black line
Jake γ
I hate when that happens
urfavvirgo
moirallegiance is basically "platonic soulmates" who keep each other in check and benefit from the relationship
this is like a friendship right?
Jake γ
this is like a friendship right?
Sort of. Both sides (sometimes one side) work to help the other person
Jake γ
The moirail is obliged to pacify the other, to function as the better half. The two partners in a strong pale relationship will serve to balance and complement each other's emotional profiles, and thus allow their other relationships to be more successful.
urfavvirgo
Sort of. Both sides (sometimes one side) work to help the other person
Iβm helping flappy on her autism discovery journey <3
urfavvirgo
Wait so
urfavvirgo
How common is a kismesissitude
urfavvirgo
like
urfavvirgo
it only functions with two people hating eachother right?
urfavvirgo
thatβs how itβs supposed to be?
Jake γ
Yes
Jake γ
It can come about from a failed auspisticism
leo :D
hey
leo :D
what r u talking about lmao
Jake γ
Okay imma go work out catch you guys in like an hour
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(its 3:24 PM for me)