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you're standing alone outside in the rain at night. Two portals suddenly open in front of you. In one you can see a beautiful sky world and in the other a dark place with many forests and cliffs. In each portal a man now stands and asks you if you want to join their world and fight against the other world to protect your own world. The man in the dark portal is wearing leather clothes and is about thirty years old, the person in the portal next to him is wearing white robes and also has a golden sword. But he doesn't seem particularly likeable to you. which world will you join? What do they offer you and what will you do after entering the portal?

If you are religious, what is considered bad in your religion but u still do it anyway?

For me I am Hindu, where you apparently can't eat beef bcuz cows are considered sacred, but I eat it anyway It didn't say anywhere that I can't eat pork so I do in rare occasions, but it's not my preferred type of meat

NOTE: My MUM (the strictest when it comes to what meat we* should consume and where) actually allows us to eat beef and pork but OUTSIDE THE HOUSE SHE AINT COOKING IT ANYTIME SOON EVEN THO SHE ATE A BEEF CHAPLI KEBAB AND LIKED IT *Me and my dad

Hi I hope you had a good day or you will have a good day. If not I’m sorry. To anybody who needs a little extra, please go Have a cup of hot chocolate and calm down with a blanket and some music. Go outside and eat a banana take some deep breaths and look at the sky for a bit. Go look in the mirror and tell yourself that you love yourself, you know your worth and that you’re valid. Have a glass of water and go watch Napoleon dynamite. Eat something.

And if nobody told you today, good morning, sweet dreams, I love you, I’m proud of you, keep going.

A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER (Part 2) Dagger discreetly entered the run down, filthy house, a vile smell filling his nostrils The eerie silence engulfed him as Dagger stood outside BlackHumorKing's door, his trembling hand gripping his namesake dagger. The door creaked open, revealing the unsuspecting jester within. The bright computer light gave Dagger a good view of the degenerate stealing his thunder. He … Read more

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A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER Once upon a time, in the depths of the internet, there was a site called WJE - Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where the darkest and most twisted humor lived, a haven for those who found twisted delight in sharing their morbid sense of amusement. One year prior, a man named Dagger (after his love for the ornate weapons) stumbled upon this sinister community, unbeknownst to him t… Read more

I've realised this site isn't for me! I love my community outside the internet. I thought this would be like reddit, but it's not! You guys rock and I'll miss my lovely followers! Goodbye!

I vow to myself, to speak as little as possible, with some rules and exceptions. I am able to talk to some adults like teachers, I am able to talk to family, and I am able to choose three other people outside of those to talk to. Otherwise, my word will not be heard, until I forget why I vowed this, or until it gets taken back.

Day 1: Ever since I quit being a discord mod, it's been really tough right now. I had to leave my queen bee pookie wookie honey bun sugar plumb Pokimane. And it's actually the first time I ever showered! Also there's this thing called soap, we're just making up words now? I'm still not ready to go outside, it's overwhelming how boring this world is, I just want to lay on my bed, talk to my E kittens, consume gfuel, a… Read more

Hello, WJE! My name is Mike Steinberg and I am a male feminist and LGBTQ activist, and anti-racist. Let me show you around my house. Over here are my... uh, jugs, [don't drink them ;)] there are about 71 of them in total, I like to call it "the autumn sea" because of the diverse colors that are visible. Over here on my computer I like to code scripts that auto-ban disgusting racists, anti-semites, and transphobes, He… Read more

The lightning outside is so fucking strong it lights up the whole forest and makes it look like daytime for a second and it’s so loud even with the 5-23 second sound deley it still shakes my body and lasts for 5 seconds. Also Gn fr this time have a nice night and sweet dreams everybody

It’s snowing so heavy outside I can’t see across the river. The river is in my backyard.

GENESIS 24 Isaac and Rebekah 1Abraham was now very old, and the Lord had blessed him in every way. 2He said to the senior servant in his household, the one in charge of all that he had, “Put your hand under my thigh. 3I want you to swear by the Lord, the God of heaven and the God of earth, that you will not get a wife for my son from the daughters of the Canaanites, among whom I am living, 4but will go to my country … Read more

Bee Movie Script

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang… Read more

BRO THERE IS A FUCKING AMAZON TRUCK OUTSIDE THE SCHOOL SOMEONE ORDER SOMETHING HERE LOL

GENESIS 19 Sodom and Gomorrah Destroyed 1The two angels arrived at Sodom in the evening, and Lot was sitting in the gateway of the city. When he saw them, he got up to meet them and bowed down with his face to the ground. 2“My lords,” he said, “please turn aside to your servant’s house. You can wash your feet and spend the night and then go on your way early in the morning.” “No,” they answered, “we will spend the ni… Read more

GENESIS 15 The Lord’s Covenant With Abram 1After this, the word of the Lord came to Abram in a vision: “Do not be afraid, Abram. I am your shield, your very great reward.” 2But Abram said, “Sovereign Lord, what can you give me since I remain childless and the one who will inherit my estate is Eliezer of Damascus?” 3And Abram said, “You have given me no children; so a servant in my household will be my heir.” 4Then th… Read more

The run for life and death Hi, I’m ava and I was in school at the time of the outbreak. You see, I'm at a success school. It's pretty much an alternative school for me and about 300 other people. Counting teachers, janitors, housekeeping, and students. Now to remind you this is a “school” so there's a lot of kids here, both boys and girls Attend this school and like any other school my school didn’t allow electronics… Read more

JAKE ARE U THE ALTIMITE RIDDLER? IF U DARE TRY HERE IS A SUPER HARD RIDDLE A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?