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I’m the oldest one of my friends on this website because I got kicked out of my old account, Cricket Green, created on 8/17/23, and Wade’s was made on 9/17/23.

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning

OLDEST JOKE EVER MADE

as the oldest gen alpha, i apologize: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C5lC0TcxVmM&pp=ygUic3RpY2tpbmcgeW91ciBneWF0IGZvciB0aGUgcml6emxlcg%3D%3D

GENESIS 44 A Silver Cup in a Sack 1Now Joseph gave these instructions to the steward of his house: “Fill the men’s sacks with as much food as they can carry, and put each man’s silver in the mouth of his sack. 2Then put my cup, the silver one, in the mouth of the youngest one’s sack, along with the silver for his grain.” And he did as Joseph said. 3As morning dawned, the men were sent on their way with their donkeys.… Read more

A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife." (Repost!)

At this exact moment in time, you're currently the oldest you have ever been and the youngest you will ever be.

I found the oldest post on Community ever.

https://worstjokesever.com/community?skip=3980