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sup its ya big bitch edp445 coming to tell you that my website edp445.com is updated and running! come check it out for more fun and games

(Reposting cause I wasn’t in my acc)

ALRIGHT homies we’re gonna do a thing! I’ll write a sentence, then everyone else continue the story in the comments. ONE SENTENCE AT A TIME!!!

You’re welcome to do as many as you want, but wait for at least one person to add to it before you do. Anything goes, so you can literally make the next sentence WHATEVER you want (as long as it makes some sense with the story). Have fun!

Here’s how it starts: “Long ago lived a silly turtle, happily living in a pond.

This is completely a waist of time, but worth it at the same time.

*Dad's sitting on the couch reading news paper when wife walks in*

Husband: "This music.. Is the final boss coming? Or worse.. It's my wife..."

Wife: "You jobless monkey... Money to pay bills doesn't grow on tree's"

Husband: "Well it's no my fault.. And I was born poor *Over it* If I was son of Bill Gates I'd bathe in money.."

Wife: "First go bat… Read more

Sooooo update time!!

About a week ago, I made a post about how my crush didn't like me.

Turns put he does!!! I asked him out on friday, and he likes me back!! I'm so glad! Life's finally starting to turn around for me! (In a good way).

So, at school we had to make a poem about our passion, and I chose dance: I arrive at dance Excited and glad. I look around the room And get signed in.

The warmup has begun We begin to stretch, “To the left, To the right, Straighten your legs.”

I feel free I feel weightless. I dance my worries off.

The music then starts We go from the start, 1⁄2 an hour passes, Hip hop has begun.

Why is dance easy for some, But h… Read more

Random facts about me that no-one asked for: My age: 12 My name: Hailey My state: Adelaide Fav animal: Sloths (So cuteeeee) Fav food: Don't really have one, I love biscuits though! Religion: Christian Grade: 6 Besties' names: Ciara, Ava, Cecilia, Caitlyn, Chloe, Jenae, Lily and Heidi.

*All of this info is as of August 2022*

NEW FREESTYLE COMING OUT TOMMOROW. DISS ON EVERYONE WHO DISLIKE MY FIRST FREESTYLE. DO NOT MISS IT

I like to try and help people out with things like relationship issues or stress. I can be a bit of a beach sometimes but I don't mean to. I have ADD, (Attention deficit disorder) which is pretty much ADHD but I don't have the hyperactivity. It is also known as inattentive ADHD. ADHD can often cause things like:

Memory struggle, Easily triggered (Anger) You get the idea.

Adhd is a very misunderstood disorder/disabi… Read more

Note to self: Don't eat curry.

My stomach didn't like the spices in Tandoori chicken last night and I ended up throwing up at 11:30 last night. :/

Wtfff my shit be actin up bro i gotta take a shit for the 2nd time today and its 12:42 bro fuckkkk my stomach feels like shittt omg it came liquidy and its gonna make my fuckj ass itch bro fuckkkkkkkkk fuck fuckfuckduckfuck wtf why does it hurt socmuchhh wtf is goi ig onnn FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKK

I just relized the my body is kinda weird like my stomach area is kinda fat (just a little) but I have the arm muscles if a Greek god lol

GUYS CHECK OUT MY FREESTYLE ITS IN FIRST PAGE OF JOKES AND I WILL LINK IT IN COMENTS