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GENESIS 24 Isaac and Rebekah 1Abraham was now very old, and the Lord had blessed him in every way. 2He said to the senior servant in his household, the one in charge of all that he had, “Put your hand under my thigh. 3I want you to swear by the Lord, the God of heaven and the God of earth, that you will not get a wife for my son from the daughters of the Canaanites, among whom I am living, 4but will go to my country … Read more

GENESIS 21 The Birth of Isaac 1Now the Lord was gracious to Sarah as he had said, and the Lord did for Sarah what he had promised. 2Sarah became pregnant and bore a son to Abraham in his old age, at the very time God had promised him. 3Abraham gave the name Isaac to the son Sarah bore him. 4When his son Isaac was eight days old, Abraham circumcised him, as God commanded him. 5Abraham was a hundred years old when his … Read more

GENESIS 22 Abraham Tested 1Some time later God tested Abraham. He said to him, “Abraham!” “Here I am,” he replied. 2Then God said, “Take your son, your only son, whom you love—Isaac—and go to the region of Moriah. Sacrifice him there as a burnt offering on a mountain I will show you.” 3Early the next morning Abraham got up and loaded his donkey. He took with him two of his servants and his son Isaac. When he had cut … Read more

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.

I'm gonna cry i don't have a valentine to spend today with I don't think my crush actually likes me lmao i spilled my drink all over my shirt its hard to breathe i spilled my friends cereal and i feel bad i dont really think my friends like me (IRL) im gaining more weight my mother hasnt told me that shes proud of me, once. every time my parents fight its about me or money im constantly being made fun of im always as… Read more

GENESIS 20 Abraham and Abimelek 1Now Abraham moved on from there into the region of the Negev and lived between Kadesh and Shur. For a while he stayed in Gerar, 2and there Abraham said of his wife Sarah, “She is my sister.” Then Abimelek king of Gerar sent for Sarah and took her. 3But God came to Abimelek in a dream one night and said to him, “You are as good as dead because of the woman you have taken; she is a marr… Read more

GENESIS 17 The Covenant of Circumcision 1When Abram was ninety-nine years old, the Lord appeared to him and said, “I am God Almighty; walk before me faithfully and be blameless. 2Then I will make my covenant between me and you and will greatly increase your numbers.” 3Abram fell facedown, and God said to him, 4“As for me, this is my covenant with you: You will be the father of many nations. 5No longer will you be cal… Read more

Fuck you assholes who post porn websites and dirty images. You motherfucking asswipes don't deserve to be here. Recede into your mother's basement and jerk off to anime porn with your teddybear but don't infect us with your dumbass shit.

Hey I got a riddle for y’all.

In 1893, a family in a rural village welcomed twins. One a girl, and the other a boy. The girl was named Martha and the boy named Henry. As the children grew, their family’s fortune did as well, and soon they were able to move out of the rural village and into the city. It is now 1903, and the family of 4 purchases a large house and several acres of land on the edge of the city. Over th… Read more

Oki guys, heres a small recount of my school camp 😂😂😂😂

So, day 1, we went to do the high ropes and leap of faith stuff at Woodhouse. Then, that night I had no sleep. Why? THE BOYS WERE:

1, SUMMONING THE SPAGHETTI MAN (so scary, right?)

2. SCREAMING, YELLING AND MOANING ALL NIGHT.

3. DING DONG DITCHING US NON STOP.

4. HAVING A BLOODY MOTHERS MEETING IN THE HALLWAY AT 12 IN THE MORNING.

5. WALKING AROUND SINGING THE BLOODY PEPPA PIG SONG

AND 6. WALKING AROUND WITH THEIR SHOES MAKING THUMPING SOUNDS.

Day 2, much better day. We went kayaking and went to the beach to go boogie boarding. I had a much better sleep. Not much happened that day, and today was pretty good. 👌

Honey, I thought you should know That I'm in a hurry I've got to move up north But it's just temporary When I look at you I see your beauty Now my baby boy he's gonna lose me But Heaven's not too far away I know someday you'll visit And I didn't think it'd go this way Can I please have one more minute? No honey, I don't want to go Please know that I have to Look how the cancer has grown I think it's time I go home Ye… Read more

Little Johnny went to school and right before class started, he pulled down his pants and said “Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy.” After that, his teacher told him to put on his pants and go to the office. The principal asked him what he did, so he pulled down his pants and said “Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy.” Then the principal called his mom. The mom got there and took little Johnny home. They g… Read more

What is diffrence betwen your girlfriend and your mother , your mother exist -if you are not a son of bitch-