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Random keyboard words made into sentences part 5:

In a few minutes, you should have an option of typing them out and typing in them into your computer screen. What you need to do is to type in the following commands to the command line, and then click on the command line to the right of the command. If you’re looking to create an application for a specific program. I have lost my faith in humanity.

Hey, people! My stepmother had been to the store with my baby brother today. She came home at 14:30 or something, (European time) she asked me to help her carry the groceries bags. [note: the bags are made out of plastic]

I did as I was asked for. The stairs I had to walk down has 18 steps. (yes, I count every step in a staircase when I walk in one.) The staircase ain’t very steep. The ninth step is big, you can f… Read more

bruh I fucking wanna kill myself

I tried to run away Monday night and got caught yesterday afternoon life is horrible and I made it all so much worse the person who I ran away with is in a mental institute handcuffed to a hospital bed rn

MATT fix the website you used to be able to search by year by putting (year) in the jokes search bar. Now you only see memes or people mentioning the year. What I meant is : Put "2014" in search bar. Now the only jokes you will see were made in 2014. Now, put "2014" in the search bar and you will see (RECENT) memes about the year 2014 or jokes mentioning the year 2014. PLEASE FIX THIS.

I made an Owl house edit here it is if anyone wants to see I'm not very good at editing but, I tried :) https://www.kapwing.com/videos/644c054c3ff51a001e1b33b5

The anon who made this joke is still around. Anon, if you are seeing this, please comment.

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning

Anon's unregistered account: https://worstjokesever.com/~Anonymous

Stop with the retarded polls. It’s stupid asf. Matt made a mistake thinking you immature little children you behave yourselves with the new polls update. There should be a limit set to a few polls a week.

Can anyone tell me how to properly set my broken finger back in place? One of my friends tried snapping it back last night while I was playing rugby and he just made it worse and idk what to do.

I'm going to the doctors in 2-3 days but it still hurts like hell. What do I do until than? D:

A.I. generated poem:

I found it in an old book, hidden in a dusty shelf A poem that chilled my blood and made me doubt myself It spoke of ancient horrors, of things that lurk in the dark Of secrets best forgotten, of sins that leave a mark

It had no title or author, no date or place of origin But every word was written with a twisted sense of sin It rhymed with eerie precision, it flowed with dreadful grace It drew… Read more

The Weeknd:] I understand, your body wants it I know your thoughts, oh you 'bout it, 'bout it You're a big girl, and it's your world And I'ma let you do it how you (Wanna, girl, I'll)

Ride with it, ride with it I know you know, I know you wanna ride with it Don't be shy with it, I'll supply with it I got you, girl, oh, I got it, girl With your Louis V. bag, tats on your arms High heel shoes make you six feet tall Ev… Read more

GENESIS 41 Joseph Interprets Pharaoh’s Dreams 1After two whole years, Pharaoh dreamed that he was standing by the Nile, 2and behold, there came up out of the Nile seven cows, attractive and plump, and they fed in the reed grass. 3And behold, seven other cows, ugly and thin, came up out of the Nile after them, and stood by the other cows on the bank of the Nile. 4And the ugly, thin cows ate up the seven attractive, pl… Read more

GENESIS 40 Joseph Interprets Two Prisoners’ Dreams 1Some time after this, the cupbearer of the king of Egypt and his baker committed an offense against their lord the king of Egypt. 2And Pharaoh was angry with his two officers, the chief cupbearer and the chief baker, 3and he put them in custody in the house of the captain of the guard, in the prison where Joseph was confined. 4The captain of the guard appointed Jose… Read more

GENESIS 39 Joseph and Potiphar’s Wife 1Now Joseph had been brought down to Egypt, and Potiphar, an officer of Pharaoh, the captain of the guard, an Egyptian, had bought him from the Ishmaelites who had brought him down there. 2The Lord was with Joseph, and he became a successful man, and he was in the house of his Egyptian master. 3His master saw that the Lord was with him and that the Lord caused all that he did to … Read more

GENESIS 38 Judah and Tamar 1It happened at that time that Judah went down from his brothers and turned aside to a certain Adullamite, whose name was Hirah. 2There Judah saw the daughter of a certain Canaanite whose name was Shua. He took her and went in to her, 3and she conceived and bore a son, and he called his name Er. 4She conceived again and bore a son, and she called his name Onan. 5Yet again she bore a son, an… Read more

GENESIS 37 Joseph’s Dreams 1Jacob lived in the land of his father’s sojournings, in the land of Canaan. 2These are the generations of Jacob. Joseph, being seventeen years old, was pasturing the flock with his brothers. He was a boy with the sons of Bilhah and Zilpah, his father’s wives. And Joseph brought a bad report of them to their father. 3Now Israel loved Joseph more than any other of his sons, because he was th… Read more

GENESIS 33 Jacob Meets Esau 1Jacob looked up and there was Esau, coming with his four hundred men; so he divided the children among Leah, Rachel and the two female servants. 2He put the female servants and their children in front, Leah and her children next, and Rachel and Joseph in the rear. 3He himself went on ahead and bowed down to the ground seven times as he approached his brother. 4But Esau ran to meet Jacob a… Read more

GENESIS 31 Jacob Flees From Laban 1Jacob heard that Laban’s sons were saying, “Jacob has taken everything our father owned and has gained all this wealth from what belonged to our father.” 2And Jacob noticed that Laban’s attitude toward him was not what it had been. 3Then the Lord said to Jacob, “Go back to the land of your fathers and to your relatives, and I will be with you.” 4So Jacob sent word to Rachel and Leah… Read more