• I will not be here during June, because the site is fucking dead, and all the people are rotting away. There's also gonna be Lgbtq+ going on, so that is exactly why I will not be here. I might come back in July.

  • Someone get the breathing machine for this website, we can't pull the plug just yet!!

  • Yesterday I was at the Burger King trying to get the free burger and the lady at the counter said it was only for people with the app.

    I was stuck only buying a thing of fries with my money. She felt sorry for me I guess and I ended up getting 49c off the fries and a ton of extra money.

    In the end, the King didn't end up forcing me to pay his tax.