I got my son a trampoline for his birthday and the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried

Maybe instead of calling dancing a retard maybe actively protest what she’s posting by disliking the stolen memes and jokes. Just a thought

(Continue it in da comments!)

100 bottles of beer on da wall, 100 bottles of beer~! You take one down, You pass it around, Now you’ve got 99 bottles of beer on the wall!

HELP I NEED HELP CAN SOMEONE TRANSLATE THIS JAPANESE KATANA DUOLINGO’S GONNA KILL ME

PLEASE HELP

Poll

Is it possible to eat my spaghetti out of a cat bum bum or do I need you cut the cat in half?