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Eminem was born on October 17, 1972. His mom had some weird blood-poisoning sickness in her titties, so she couldn’t BREASTFEED him... I guess he just drank normal milk. Eminem’s dad left him a young age, so he and his mom lived together by themselves, they moved several times, in FACT, Eminem claimed that he went to 15 shitty schools during his childhood. Believe it or not, Eminem was actually born in MISSOURI, but … Read more

Random question of the day - What cartoons did you watch as a kid and who was your favorite character?

None of you dimwits have anything left to say and I honestly don't blame anyone for leaving this website anymore. If you scroll through the chat all you will see is "Who's here??" and "Anyone on?" by the same 4 people. No one on this website is smart enough to maintain a simple human conversation, it all just feels fake or stolen. After being on this website for 6+ months, it appears that worstjokesever.com has been … Read more

GET YO GODDAMN DISCORD SERVER MUTING VERBALLY POLLUTING MENTALLY NON-COMPUTING NO JOB HAVING CAN'T AFFORD A CAR YOU DRIVE A WAGON YOU MAKEUP DOSEN'T COVER UP FOR WHAT YOU LACKING YOUR FATHER'S EXPECTATIONS YOU'RE UNABLE TO SURPASS THEM LOOKING ASS BACK! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU SAYING BITCH YOU BOUT' UGLY AS HELL BITCH YOU ASKED YOUR BARBER TO GIVE YO FOREHEAD THE SHOWER CURTAIN SPECIAL SHUT YO LITTLE UGLY ASS UP AND BRO… Read more

he’s not a pedo. He’s a 15 year old classmate named Lavi I am a classmate of his and I keep seeing him on this website and I looked to check it out, and I saw all these allegations or whatever. I don’t want the kid to get in trouble for a crime or whatever when he’s a classmate of mine. Sure, he might be a creep or a troll but he shouldn’t be doxxed for whatever. I’ll provide proof of it if someone tells me how to use this dumbass website

this kid in my class is trying to use the coffee machine and he’s SO LOUD AND HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO WORK THE GODDAMN COFFEE MACHINE

Time for a fucked up story with DP! We start our story with a 2 year old child, his parents divorce and obviously split custody. The mom gets him sometimes and the dad gets him sometimes. Seems fine right? Fast forward and now the child is 8, still the same thing, back and fourth between the two parents, UNTIL..the Dad figured out that whenever the child is with the Mom, the Mom dresses him up like a girl and calls h… Read more

I, your name, do solemnly swear Not to off myself, think about offing myself Or continue thinking about offing myself Without reaching out for help after listening to this song Sometimes I see her on the sidewalk, biking on the wet chalk Spelling out their names, and I feel insane 'Cause I know it's just a game that I'm playing with my brain I don't see her, but I see her And I know it isn't real, but I fake it anywa… Read more

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his perants were. He cried more. I love wirking at a orphanage.

IF KIDS SHOWS WERE BRUTALLY HONEST (Part 1)

Guess what these are (I hate the first one btw but the second one is my childhood)

"I have a whole lotta dogs but I only need like three of them and the rest are practically useless" "I have to keep helping my owner because he is a failure and I wish his great grandson didn't give me to him"

hey guys ^w^ my name is Xxhellok1ttyxX but you can call me emilee or kitty XD im a scene kid and i was born and raised in nyc <3