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Im gonna fucking kms, why? THIS- bro im crying rn (not as a joke) here is the email I sent my mom

Uhm, remember when I gave your number to my friend? so when I pass my classes I can go over to their house? They had their number in their backpack pocket, and they were like "ADDISON IM GONNA CALL YOUR MOM" I freaked out, and I don't wanna get in trouble, so I'm apologizing now, instead of waiting until get home, and they called you about planned pregnancy, and I took the phone out of their hands and tried hanging up, but it didn't work, and I'm sorry. please don't me mad.

and I'm crying so hard rn ima kms

Why is this site filled with dumbass little kids and braindead monkey zoomers? This site is supposed to be for adult jokes made by and for respectable, civilized, humans. instead it's filled with twitter-loving consumer algorithm-fried zoomers and children. Fucking ban them already or make a containment site to filter that garbage out, we the community want to see true jokes on the front page, not "IF THIS HITS 69 LI… Read more

some of u people are so mean whoever made this website needs to be nicer and make sure the jokes are funny not mean and hurtful in fact I am adopted and I went to the jokes about that but they were ruthless instead of funny and I think some of u should listen to k-love 94.1 or 89.3 and then read the bible start w/Matthew then ask God into your life

This goes for pretty much everyone, but especially Hailey since she seems to get picked on the most. Don’t listen to all these retards who try to insult your looks. They’re either fat discord-mod neckbeards who haven’t touched grass for 8 years or ugly loners who try to make themselves feel better by attempting to break people down to their level. They’re just idiot trolls who hide behind the “anonymous” cover because they’re too afraid to show themselves to the world. To all of you jerks who think this is a good idea, how about instead of wasting time screwing with other people you go worry about fixing your lives, because I’m telling you, this is NOT the way.

I'm back bitches. I come back to this website and see all these pussy ass women fighting. To all you fucks messing up the website for the rest of us; fuck off back to the kitchen and make us some sandwiches instead of running those mouths!

Hey! I wanted to thank you all for all the likes! Really makes my day! Anyways, I have some helpful things you could do if your feeling mad, sad, ect! Hope this helps <3

Angry:

Push a wall, maybe you're thinking it's something you want to push. It releases the negativity that you might be feeling.

Once you've calmed down, maybe tell a friend or parent your concerns. You could also go to support, Hailey my friend … Read more

If you German people say the German version of this website is better and less toxic then why ar eyou here instead of there?

I mistakenly sexted my wife’s sister A couple years ago I was on a business trip and missing my wife. I decided to take a suggestive picture (me in my boxer briefs, clearly with a bulge and just the tip sticking out the top) and send it to my wife. We don’t usually sext but I figured she’d appreciate knowing I was thinking of her.

It was late, I was tired, and barely paying attention. I accidentally sent it to her s… Read more

YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT INSTEAD OF WEARING A MASK 😷 SHE ENDED UP USING HER DAUGHTER'S G-STRINGS 🤣🤣🤣🤣