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Γ³k so im schizophrenic right, i see shit right- and its really fucking freaking me out, and i tried telling my mom and she doesn't believe me, and im home alone rn, and ill watch scary shit and it freaks me the fuck out, and i just found out that you can have schizophrenic episodes and you see a LOT fo shit in those episodes, and im scared. and im already stressed with my mums dissapointment, and school, and my mental state sucks rn, and im finding out that my crush likes me, but hes moving, and i just feel like everything is out to get me/

You are so dumb that when you were driving to disneyland you saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" so you turned around and went home.

Hey guys its Kay and I would like to say I am glad to be back on here the doctor said I made a good recovery and I just made it home and what happen was on Christmas day I started coughing and coughing then I threw up and my " mom " realized i had blood in my throw up so she rushed me to the hospital and the doctor said I was very ill so they did everything they could to help me back I stood in there for 3 weeks and 2 days ago the doctor said I made a full recovery and i just came home today.

Glad to see everyone again :D

:hello: I'm really sorry about leaving the zoom call, my dad was home and I freaked out, and I wasn't on till today, bc I got sent to a mental hospital for like, a week, for personal reasons.

Im gonna fucking kms, why? THIS- bro im crying rn (not as a joke) here is the email I sent my mom

Uhm, remember when I gave your number to my friend? so when I pass my classes I can go over to their house? They had their number in their backpack pocket, and they were like "ADDISON IM GONNA CALL YOUR MOM" I freaked out, and I don't wanna get in trouble, so I'm apologizing now, instead of waiting until get home, and they called you about planned pregnancy, and I took the phone out of their hands and tried hanging up, but it didn't work, and I'm sorry. please don't me mad.

and I'm crying so hard rn ima kms

SHREK

Written by

William Steig & Ted Elliott

SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. … Read more

Hey I got a riddle for y’all.

In 1893, a family in a rural village welcomed twins. One a girl, and the other a boy. The girl was named Martha and the boy named Henry. As the children grew, their family’s fortune did as well, and soon they were able to move out of the rural village and into the city. It is now 1903, and the family of 4 purchases a large house and several acres of land on the edge of the city. Over th… Read more

wHy Do I wIsH i WaS sTiLl At CaMp?!

Idk why, but at home and school I feel all of this pressure to put on a fake smile and pretend everything's fine, but at camp I finally felt like myself. Like I could be myself. Like people weren't judging me anymore, like I could actually be accepted for who I am. But once I got back to school and off the bus, I instantly felt pressure again. And it really sucks.

I love how I’m constantly telling people how sleep deprived I am and then I’ll go home and stay up way later than I should by choice. I procrastinate everything, even sleeping!!!

Like this if you laughed.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

Hey! I wanted to thank you all for all the likes! Really makes my day! Anyways, I have some helpful things you could do if your feeling mad, sad, ect! Hope this helps <3

Angry:

Push a wall, maybe you're thinking it's something you want to push. It releases the negativity that you might be feeling.

Once you've calmed down, maybe tell a friend or parent your concerns. You could also go to support, Hailey my friend … Read more

Soooo I'm gonna sum up what I did in this year (2045). First off, I tied up ZEPHYR and fucked his hoe shay after drugging her. She died in a crash on her way home. Then I tortured ZEPHYR and forced him to tell me all his jokes and I used his jokes to get some real ass bitches. I also got rich off of my jokes and bought this website and renamed it into BESTJOKESEVER. Now all of the jokes on BESTJOKESEVER.COM must be top tier or I will personally come to your house and beat the shit out of you.