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Alrrrrrrr, since it's summer and I'm tryna work on myself, I'm gonna see y'all in 3 months, or maybe.... never?? Who knows. Might occasionally pop in here and there just to see how the site's holding up but I won't rlly say nun. On that note, I hope y'all don't do sum dumb shit, and I hope you guys enjoy your summer break. Ciao!

**\[Verse 1]** I make the snacks, I wash the floors, You’re on the couch, still wanting more. They call me names, yeah, let 'em scoff, I wear my badge, I’m better off.

**\[Pre-Chorus]** Don’t need your rules, don’t want your war, I open minds while you keep score. I serve the tea, I take the heat, But I sleep just fine with clean, cold sheets.

**\[Chorus]** So call me a cuck, I don't give a—(what?) Love who I love,… Read more

Pretty crazy to watch the American government collapsing in real time like this.

I wish the internet existed the way it did in the early 2000s during the Soviet union. I'd love to read message boards describing what people thought 5-10 years before the whole thing broke down.

And then the aftermath of people picking at the corpse and becoming absurdly wealthy after scooping up those state assets.

Republicans have … Read more

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lucy, who was known for one peculiar thing: she could not stop farting. It wasn’t just an occasional squeak or puff—it was a full-on symphony of noises, each more unpredictable than the last.

It all started one Saturday morning when Lucy was helping her mother bake cookies. As they mixed the dough, Lucy felt the pressure building. She tried to hold it in, but the more she foc… Read more

Prologue + chapter one. Is it all a dream? Charlie knight Thank you to my Editor, Agustas. Is it all a Dream? Charlie Knight Introduction

I remember when I first died. I have no idea how this dream became a reality. Is it a reality?

I was running from something... Something evil, but from what? It was hard to remember. Struggling, I kept running. Soon the hall came to an end. Quickly, I ran into a room, diving … Read more

Ello everybody

After a not so thorough consideration, I’ve decided to take a break from WJE and social media in general. I want to take a moment to say how much I appreciate every single person here on WJE. You’ve all made this place epik, and I can’t thank you enough for the memories, the support, and the good times we’ve shared.

This isn’t a goodbye forever, but it's most likely gonna be a long time till I return just to see how this place will still hold up. Stay amazing, and remember that you all have made a difference in someone’s life (a lil bit of mine).

On that note, ciao mfkers 👋

I am not okay I am loosing sleep at night loosing track of days all i wanna do is stay in bed and sleep and let the devil take me there is no other side i am too fat (according to my gramma) i cant take the hate i get i am holding on to dear life god knows when its all said and then hes gonna make me go to heaven right?

So what I lied Should I have said I'm not alright What age were you When you found out your dad is human too Now I feel guilty when I hold onto you So what I lied I don't know how to love you right Self-awareness Or self-obsession, I Don't wanna share this But I'm not sleeping right I think I'm falling But I can't trust it yet I'm 23, but I still feel like a kid in my head 'cause I know what my parents' had Should I … Read more

skibidi ohio gyatt rizz sigma edging adin ross baby gronk rizzing up livvy dunne at 3 am alpha sigma male gooning to the ohio rizzler jelquing have you ever been on an edging streak have they ever forced you to goon rizz whats it like to hold the gyat of someone you love rizz do they teach you how to feel sigma to sigma rizz do you long for having your heart rizzed rizz

I was driving, driving to the hospital. I'd only be asleep for a year. Only a year, right? “It'd be too late to back out now” I thought to myself. So I just kept driving. Soon the sky went dark, and all cars had headlights. It wasn't much longer until I arrived at St.nicks hospital. Once I finally did, it was definitely too late to back out, so I went inside. I went to dr.Foreman’s office. “Jackie!” I heard from be… Read more

Arthur sat by the fire, nursing a bottle of whiskey. It had been a long day of hunting and he was looking forward to a nice, relaxing evening in camp. As he took a swig from the bottle, he heard a commotion coming from the other side of the camp.

Curious, Arthur got up and walked over to investigate. To his horror, he saw some of the other gang members gathered around a bucket, laughing and pointing. Curiosity turne… Read more

Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink while the rhythms boom Take your hand and skip the names No need here for the silly games Make our way through the smoke and crowd The club is the sky, and I'm on your cloud Move in close as the lasers fly Our bodies touch and the angels cry Leave this place, go back to yours Our lips first touch outside your doors A whole night, what we've got in store Whisper in my ear t… Read more

Once upon a time, in a nostalgic corner of the internet, Lynx, an intelligent and wise pigeon, stumbled upon an old website from his childhood called WorstJokesEver. Intrigued by the memories it held, Lynx delved into the realm of terrible jokes and found the website had a community tab.

With mischievous glee, Lynx saw an opportunity to unleash his cruel humor on the unsuspecting members, disregarding the potential … Read more

The True Dagger

It was a chilling night on the Worst Jokes Ever (WJE) forum, where Dagger, the elderly and enigmatic moderator, had caused an atmosphere of fear and unease among the users. Despite his charm and elegant demeanor, Dagger's actions were extremely harsh and brutal towards anyone who crossed his path. His ruthless rampage on the site had left members scarred, traumatized, and yearning for justice. In a d… Read more

hey guys, i usually don't do posts like this since i dont wanna vent or whatever, but i wanted to talk to yall. not about my medical shit or me feeling ugly cuz korea or whatever its that i recently lost my best friend and i was wondering im in the asshole lmfao aaand i need advice lmfao first off we met in eigth grade and her name, lets call her kim. kim was in a friend group with me, ha rin (haerin on wje) kim was … Read more

Hey, people! My stepmother had been to the store with my baby brother today. She came home at 14:30 or something, (European time) she asked me to help her carry the groceries bags. [note: the bags are made out of plastic]

I did as I was asked for. The stairs I had to walk down has 18 steps. (yes, I count every step in a staircase when I walk in one.) The staircase ain’t very steep. The ninth step is big, you can f… Read more