HI Community

Soooo I'm gonna sum up what I did in this year (2045). First off, I tied up ZEPHYR and fucked his hoe shay after drugging her. She died in a crash on her way home. Then I tortured ZEPHYR and forced him to tell me all his jokes and I used his jokes to get some real ass bitches. I also got rich off of my jokes and bought this website and renamed it into BESTJOKESEVER. Now all of the jokes on BESTJOKESEVER.COM must be top tier or I will personally come to your house and beat the shit out of you.

Hi everyone, I have a serious question: how many beach balls you you eat each day?

Yesterday, my friend asked me if he could see The Stash. Needless to say, the next day he woke up in a ice-filled bathtub with his kidneys gone!