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Okay well my school had a "practice" lockdown that apparently needed half the sheriffs and deputies in town and 2 K-9 units....

Jake help, my forehead is like really warm but i feel cold? And then its hot then cold..? And i feel like ima pass out ova half the time 0-0

Guys my posts when at home do not work over half the time :/ Also im prolly like banned from the internet at my moms so no discord ): Help, My moms is probably onna go through all my chats on disc... She saw some screenshots of this guy being weird and uhmm Shes breathing fire-

Kingsley, stop commenting the fish rickroll bullshit. It was funny the first time, but now it's annoying asf. And stop saying "hi" on every single post you can find. Nobody gives a shit and nobody will respond to you since THE POSTS YOU COMMENT ON ARE 400 YEARS OLD, GODDAMNIT. Jesus Christ, you act autistic half the time.

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Is it possible to eat my spaghetti out of a cat bum bum or do I need you cut the cat in half?

I saw someone from my class at the store today and it was so awkward because he said hey to me and my sister and the only thing I could think to do was a L at him because I was half asleep and I have him in 4 of my classes and i don't know what to do.

dose anyone else tare the haribo twin snake gummies n half and eat the better side first

lemme just tell you what happened. MY DAD BEAT MY ASS like as soon as i stepped through them doors it was over, it was like mf mcdonalds shut down or something like he was MAD, he was bringing out the hangers again and i wasn’t bouta get beat for the SECOND TIME IN ONE DAY so i was like “what did i do wrong now” AND HIS FAT ASS WAS LIKE “i got a email from your teacher about the math test you failed” i was like oh sh… Read more

Yall i just had to say thi sb4 i leave to play another game but i def cant do world domination like i wanted to because i played risk and had half of purple territory one thing in blue and 3 in green and then lost everything in 20 mins anyways ill be on in 1-3 hours because idk how long this'll take for waiting but also with the other game so ima be on waiting for like 15-40 mins ima guess.

GENESIS 15 The Lord’s Covenant With Abram 1After this, the word of the Lord came to Abram in a vision: “Do not be afraid, Abram. I am your shield, your very great reward.” 2But Abram said, “Sovereign Lord, what can you give me since I remain childless and the one who will inherit my estate is Eliezer of Damascus?” 3And Abram said, “You have given me no children; so a servant in my household will be my heir.” 4Then th… Read more

first joke: took half an hour, but I found it.

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning

I don't understand all of you. half of the anons see this site and think " D r a m a " and what do they come to see? DRAMA. why is there drama? BC HALF OF THE PPL ON THIS SITE ARE LITTLE KIDS AND THE OTHER HALF ARE TEENAGERS. teens arguing with little kids. its something in my dreams man. meaning it's not normal. so fucking stop man.

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William Steig & Ted Elliott

SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. … Read more

Goodnight everyone and also subscribe to the LonelyLune YouTube channel and follow the LonelyLune account on this site her YouTube channel is pretty basic homemade videos but it’s still pretty entertaining and better than half the drama shit on youtube, and no it’s not me.

Hey I got a riddle for y’all.

In 1893, a family in a rural village welcomed twins. One a girl, and the other a boy. The girl was named Martha and the boy named Henry. As the children grew, their family’s fortune did as well, and soon they were able to move out of the rural village and into the city. It is now 1903, and the family of 4 purchases a large house and several acres of land on the edge of the city. Over th… Read more