Forever Community

Dear whomever lies eyes upon this,

Without you, this world wouldn't be the same. Many people have many problems, but if you have even just one, you still deserve help for it. Some people have a view on mental health differently than others, but it is important. Every single one of you deserves so much, some won't get it till later in life. You hear things like you're never alone, you aren't. We all hav… Read more

I would like to let everyone know that tomorrow will be my last day on WJE. If you need to talk to me I'll be on uwu, my user is Percabeth Forever. It's been nice hatting with y'all. Thanks.

this is the last thing im posting before i leave, for good. it is a kinda of a long page of random shit ive done on WJE and recalling shit because i absolutely positively have no fucking life and i thought this would be funny ok so the first thing is that imma just clear shit up before i go because like theres some shit to clear up mkay first off i just wanna say im sorry if i trolled everyone too far aka being anno… Read more

One evening in Beaver Hollow, a most deranged tale unfolded within the notorious Van der Linde gang at the peak of their desperation. The sun had set on another chaotic day, casting eerie shadows through the dense forest. Little did anyone know, this evening would be filled with unimaginable horror.

Arthur Morgan, known for his unpredictable nature and mischievous spirit, had been growing tired of Dutch's leadership… Read more

Once upon a chilling night, in the darkest corners of the internet, an unsettling occurrence took place. Adolf Hitler, the infamous dictator, somehow managed to rise from the ashes and found himself in the most unexpected forum - Worst Jokes Ever. This eerie spectacle caught the attention of the five moderators who oversaw the site.

Dagger, known for his ruthless enforcement of rules, couldn't hide his excitement. H… Read more

The True Dagger

It was a chilling night on the Worst Jokes Ever (WJE) forum, where Dagger, the elderly and enigmatic moderator, had caused an atmosphere of fear and unease among the users. Despite his charm and elegant demeanor, Dagger's actions were extremely harsh and brutal towards anyone who crossed his path. His ruthless rampage on the site had left members scarred, traumatized, and yearning for justice. In a d… Read more

The year was 2022. In a dark corner of the internet, there existed worstjokesever.com, a website filled with the most cringe-worthy jokes one could imagine. Among the members, a deeply disturbed individual named Ashton Parks roamed freely, lurking in the shadows. However, unbeknownst to the other users, Ashton's presence spun a horrifying web that extended far beyond the world of jokes.

Ashton, with his cunning ways… Read more

Dear Worst Jokes Ever,

I sit here with a heavy heart, tears streaming down my face, as I write this farewell letter to you. Our time spent together has brought both laughter and despair, but alas, it is time for me to bid you adieu.

From the moment I stumbled upon your twisted humor, I thought I had found my home, a sanctuary for those who appreciate the darkest corners of comedy. Oh, how we laughed, or rather, how… Read more

guys i wrote a literal song

WHY (a song about my struggles)

Why am I the only one like this? Hated wherever I go, I have a long list of foes Why am I the only one like this? Hated wherever I go, I have a long list of foes

January, it started off fine February, it was good March, a stupid girl with death stares April, got a new friend group May, it was kinda bad June, Went on vacation July, I came back August, extr… Read more

If you’re ever bored here’s a list of fun things to do. 1) Pulling teeth out of a deer’s mouth 2)Asking “why” until someone runs out of answers and starts sobbing uncontrollably 3)Bending your fingers backwards as far as you can 4)Eating childhood memories 5)Making time stop forever 6)Transforming into whatever form people fear most 7)Silly straws

A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER (Part 2) Dagger discreetly entered the run down, filthy house, a vile smell filling his nostrils The eerie silence engulfed him as Dagger stood outside BlackHumorKing's door, his trembling hand gripping his namesake dagger. The door creaked open, revealing the unsuspecting jester within. The bright computer light gave Dagger a good view of the degenerate stealing his thunder. He … Read more

A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER Once upon a time, in the depths of the internet, there was a site called WJE - Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where the darkest and most twisted humor lived, a haven for those who found twisted delight in sharing their morbid sense of amusement. One year prior, a man named Dagger (after his love for the ornate weapons) stumbled upon this sinister community, unbeknownst to him t… Read more

Scary WJE Story: Once upon a time, in the dark underbelly of the internet, there existed a website known as WorstJokesEver (WJE). It was a virtual den of wickedness, notorious for its twisted humor and malevolent pranks. The site thrived with an insidious charm, attracting thousands of members who reveled in its evil antics. But within the shadows lurked Dagger, a formidable moderator of WJE. Dagger had once been an… Read more

GENESIS 43 Joseph’s Brothers Return to Egypt 1Now the famine was severe in the land. 2And when they had eaten the grain that they had brought from Egypt, their father said to them, “Go again, buy us a little food.” 3But Judah said to him, “The man solemnly warned us, saying, ‘You shall not see my face unless your brother is with you.’ 4If you will send our brother with us, we will go down and buy you food. 5But if yo… Read more

Bee Movie Script

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang… Read more

I'm gonna cry i don't have a valentine to spend today with I don't think my crush actually likes me lmao i spilled my drink all over my shirt its hard to breathe i spilled my friends cereal and i feel bad i dont really think my friends like me (IRL) im gaining more weight my mother hasnt told me that shes proud of me, once. every time my parents fight its about me or money im constantly being made fun of im always as… Read more

Well, goodbye forever maybe/hopefully. I am probably going to go give a tree a high 5. (It will leave me hanging)

where did the Aussie trio run off to?

i haven't heard from them in forever

GENESIS 6 Wickedness in the World 1When human beings began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them, 2the sons of God saw that the daughters of humans were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose. 3Then the Lord said, “My Spirit will not contend with humans forever, for they are mortal; their days will be a hundred and twenty years.” 4The Nephilim were on the earth in those days—a… Read more

the worst pain ever in school is tryna hold back a cough and when u cough it feels like u havta cough forever and then y legit start crying to u can hold the cough back