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Let's go got my mom to agree to let me stay at my grandparents for a month after we go there for Christmas

A few weeks ago my grandma called her puppy named Pickles a terrorist. I think the puppy committed 9/11.

sucrose father

I hate ag3.0 family so fucking much.

Bro help my mom just called my grandma to back her up on insulting me 💀

my 2 year old sister j randomly ran up to me and said in a really evil sounding voice "ME GONNA TOOT ON YOU AND THROW THINGS AT YOU" and then started making intense saliva-mouth noises

I’ve seen my great grandfather, my grandfather, my father, my 2 sons, and my 2 grandchildren. But where’s my damn wife?

my sister is so hot

https://youtu.be/Dxhdp2KzFno This is how my dad greets people on the street

I vow to myself, to speak as little as possible, with some rules and exceptions. I am able to talk to some adults like teachers, I am able to talk to family, and I am able to choose three other people outside of those to talk to. Otherwise, my word will not be heard, until I forget why I vowed this, or until it gets taken back.

thy mother has cheeks of the plumpest variety

I GET MY PHONE IN A HOUR IF MY DAD WAKES UP SOON HOPWFULLYYY

I cursed my family with wasps today, and helped plan a funeral....busy day in the life of bluey

i'm gonna watch family guy while I do my homework

seth aka dad if you are my dad

seth dad are you on you said you needed to talk to me

I may not have opened a pickle jar but at least I opened one thing, your moms legs

hey dad you on?

Dude if I weren't the youngest child in my family I would probably have a younger sibling that needs more mental help then me.

They would be coming home saying: Younger sibling: I'm home! Parents: Hey sweetie how was school? Younger sibling:Terrible. I want to jump everyone at school. Parents: YOUR ONLY IN 3RD GRADE! DID YOU LEARN THIS FROM YOUR SISTER?!?!?! Younger sibling:Yeah.. Parents: Ok. MIA GET YOUR ASS OVE… Read more

drop your mom’s number for totally family friendly reasons totally 👍