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One evening in Beaver Hollow, a most deranged tale unfolded within the notorious Van der Linde gang at the peak of their desperation. The sun had set on another chaotic day, casting eerie shadows through the dense forest. Little did anyone know, this evening would be filled with unimaginable horror.

Arthur Morgan, known for his unpredictable nature and mischievous spirit, had been growing tired of Dutch's leadershipโ€ฆ Read more

Once upon a time, in a nostalgic corner of the internet, Lynx, an intelligent and wise pigeon, stumbled upon an old website from his childhood called WorstJokesEver. Intrigued by the memories it held, Lynx delved into the realm of terrible jokes and found the website had a community tab.

With mischievous glee, Lynx saw an opportunity to unleash his cruel humor on the unsuspecting members, disregarding the potential โ€ฆ Read more

The True Dagger

It was a chilling night on the Worst Jokes Ever (WJE) forum, where Dagger, the elderly and enigmatic moderator, had caused an atmosphere of fear and unease among the users. Despite his charm and elegant demeanor, Dagger's actions were extremely harsh and brutal towards anyone who crossed his path. His ruthless rampage on the site had left members scarred, traumatized, and yearning for justice. In a dโ€ฆ Read more

Poll

As the Great Cletus said,

โ€œEggs donโ€™t belong in a chickenโ€™s eye, it belongs in their pee-poo-birth-hole.โ€

Harry potter-Book 4-Chapter 32-page 638 "kill the spare" A swishing noise and a second voice, which screeched the words to the night: "Avada Kedavra!" A blast of green light blazed through Harry's eyelids, and he heard something heavy fall to the ground beside him; the pain in his scar reached such a pitch that he reached. and then it diminished; terrified of what he was about to see, he opened his stinging eyes. Cedric was lying spread-eagled on the ground beside him. He was dead. That.. I. Made me cry...

Hey guys itโ€™s me again I was not able to post in a while because I am in Japan There is no cell around where I am And the WiFi is bad Iโ€™m also needing a break because my health has declined I have needed to just stop eating because Iโ€™ve been overeating And I donโ€™t really think Iโ€™ve eaten an actual meal in a week or so Iโ€™ve been just eating random shit around the house in secret I think im dying And my jaw and eyes hurt so bad too Help

Hi guys just wanted to update yal on some stuff First off remember Iโ€™ll be off from Christmas Eve to New Yearโ€™s Day because I have double jaw surgery. Second off ppl have been asking my eyes feel weirdly a lot better Third off Iโ€™m having a better time then I was a while ago I mean I have a bf and stuff now but like idk were great heโ€™s so fine omg Fourth off my mental health is not great right now (Asian parents, surgery, school, etc) so I might be kinda venting idk just yโ€™all donโ€™t have to pay attention at all Bye

This is the WJE genie. I will grant wishes and predict your miserable future. The AG family will all get very rich and famous and become the next Kardashians leosarefire will recover from their eye surgery and move to North Korea because they are Ching Chong Hanjisungswife, yuri, kidzbopuwu, and all the aussies will move to New Zealand. Dagger and Dagger Jr. will become the owners of WJE and overthrow trolls BoredPanda will cease to exist in a day or so. I have been looking through all the comments. These predictions will be true in no time! In the meantime, the trolling will begin.

Hi guys sorry I was not able to text you all but the surgery happened I had to leave my phone at home It was honestly really scary They weโ€™re having problems with the anastesia machines so it hurt a bit The surgery is done now I got home like an hour ago and my eyes have been like really red and puffy Also I did ask the doctors to get out of it It didnโ€™t work

Say what, say what? Say what, say what? Say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My dick is bigger than yours) Ooh, I say what, say what? I say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My band is bigger than yours) Too bad, I got your beans in my bag You stuck-up sucker, Korny motherfucker Taking over flows is the Limp pimp Need a Bizkit to save this crew from Jon Davis I'm gonna drop a little east side skill Ya bestโ€ฆ Read more

Dear Worst Jokes Ever,

I sit here with a heavy heart, tears streaming down my face, as I write this farewell letter to you. Our time spent together has brought both laughter and despair, but alas, it is time for me to bid you adieu.

From the moment I stumbled upon your twisted humor, I thought I had found my home, a sanctuary for those who appreciate the darkest corners of comedy. Oh, how we laughed, or rather, howโ€ฆ Read more

i js wanted to write this while I'm here.

Charlie, yes we've had our ups and downs but i honestly love you so much i wont be on here anymore so i js wanted to say goodbye.

Chex and Madi, you guys are honestly my role models, your eyes, your hair, your body, your honestly so perfect that i just wanna be you so fuckin bad.

Jake and Wade, you guys have made me so happy these past few months I've been on, i just wanteโ€ฆ Read more

THE PLAN:

Dagger Jr. rechecked the plan in the dark underbelly of WJE's community section, making sure everyone knew their role. "Alright, guys, remember, as soon as we see DonutDrawzz's comment, we all reply with 'KYS' simultaneously. We have to show her we won't tolerate her behavior anymore."

Wade, determined and ready, nodded. "I've been waiting for this moment. It's time to stand up to this bully and protect oโ€ฆ Read more

Little blue, be my shelter Be my cradle, be my womb Be my boat, be my river Be the stillness of the moon If I could, I'd go with you To a place I never knew In your eyes, so dark and open There's a light that leads me back to you 'Cause you're not so far away I hear you say "You'll never walk alone" Singin' Don't be afraid of the dark In your heart You're gonna find a way To carry the weight of the world On your shoulders You're gonna find a way home -the goat Jacob Collier

Blue Eyes falling, slowly, surely- Blue Eyes sparkle, slowly, surely, blue Ice in our veins, our eyes roll back But when we come down I feel sad

BLUE EYES ๐Ÿ”ต๐Ÿงข๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ”น๐Ÿ”ท๐Ÿฉต๐ŸŒ€๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฆ‹ BY ANIMOZIC

HAPPIEST FUCKING BIRTHDAY MY SILLY WILLY GOOSE FLAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY U ARE SO FUN TO BE AROUND WITH AND I REALLY LOVE YOU FOR STAYING WITH ME EVEN THO I CAN BE SOOOOOO NORMAL AND UR THE ABNORMAL ONE<333 I LOVE UUU GRANDMAAA STAY SAFE I LOVE YOUUUU MWAHHHHHHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY FLAPPYTHEPOOPY<33 EYE RIS-IST<333