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My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only… Read more

Arthur sat by the fire, nursing a bottle of whiskey. It had been a long day of hunting and he was looking forward to a nice, relaxing evening in camp. As he took a swig from the bottle, he heard a commotion coming from the other side of the camp.

Curious, Arthur got up and walked over to investigate. To his horror, he saw some of the other gang members gathered around a bucket, laughing and pointing. Curiosity turne… Read more

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Arthur strolled into camp with a mischievous smirk on his face, his clothes nowhere to be found. Dutch raised an eyebrow at him, his expression a mixture of confusion and annoyance.

"What the hell are you doing, Arthur?" Dutch demanded.

"Just enjoying a little freedom, Dutch," Arthur replied with a chuckle. "Why, are you jealous?"

Dutch glared at him, crossing his arms. "Put some damn clo… Read more

Once upon a time, in a nostalgic corner of the internet, Lynx, an intelligent and wise pigeon, stumbled upon an old website from his childhood called WorstJokesEver. Intrigued by the memories it held, Lynx delved into the realm of terrible jokes and found the website had a community tab.

With mischievous glee, Lynx saw an opportunity to unleash his cruel humor on the unsuspecting members, disregarding the potential … Read more

Once upon a chilling night, in the darkest corners of the internet, an unsettling occurrence took place. Adolf Hitler, the infamous dictator, somehow managed to rise from the ashes and found himself in the most unexpected forum - Worst Jokes Ever. This eerie spectacle caught the attention of the five moderators who oversaw the site.

Dagger, known for his ruthless enforcement of rules, couldn't hide his excitement. H… Read more

Once upon a time, in the vast virtual realm of the internet, there existed a website called Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where users from all corners of the world shared their most cringe-worthy jokes. But behind the scenes, there lurked a powerful, elderly moderator known only as Dagger.

Dagger was an enigma, stalking the website's virtual alleys like a stealthy alligator. His ban hammer struck with ruthless pr… Read more

Music, in its many forms, has the power to evoke a wide range of emotions and responses. One genre that has particularly resonated with me is rap. Recently, I stumbled upon a track that truly exemplified the essence of this genre. The song was not just a composition but a powerful expression of artistry that left a lasting impression on me. The lyrics of the song were profound, offering a deep dive into the artist's … Read more

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit Wade with a chair.

Anime Music Videos (AMVs) are a popular genre on YouTube, where creators sync clips from anime series with music, often creating a narrative or thematic connection between the two. However, there are concerns that AMVs could potentially be harmful to the platform. This essay argues that AMVs can lead to copyright infringement, dilute original content, and potentially misrepresent the original anime. Firstly, AMVs oft… Read more

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