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dont dont even say anything, i am going to pass out and then die, rebirth, then die again and come back as a fucking snail

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Ok, let's all understand sm, and first no ones going to argue with me cuz I go to Germany on holiday at least once a year and nearly everyone ik makes nazi or german jokes? Ok, so I'm as on the fence as possible as i could be. Germans, we don't think your nazis, we're just annoyed your on the English version of the web and because we're really weird and horny and retarded, you can even search for nazi jokes 89, I thi… Read more

Let's say, hypothetically, I'm a Barbie girl. Okay, let's even say, I'm in a Barbie World. Right, so in this scenario, I would obviously know from personal experience that life in plastic is fantastic. Therefore, it is of utmost importance that I am a Barbie girl who is indeed, in a Barbie World.

These idiotic 6th graders are being so damn annoying. They keep saying things like “cheese and baloney”. And they keep trying to hug me. I don’t even know who the hell they are.

My science teacher was being such a retard today he was on my ass for no reason and literally I wasn’t even talking to that bitch when I said why does it look like that (was talking abt a white blood cell) and he said why do u look like that and I said idk why do U look like THAT and he said my dna and I said damn I’d hate to see ur ancestors and he sent me to the office like bitch don’t start stuff u can’t finish

who thought school was so slow thursday i did i know that for sure had a sub in 3 classes ctms has so many new teachers and subs nowdays i dont even know why they had change the time we get out of school we use to get out at 4:10 know 4:15 what was wrong with 4:10 like nowdays what is the point in school

Quick question, well not quick. It’s a thought I had, and it has to do with this website. If I..I dunno vanished. Out of the blue. Or just made a post saying “bye”, or just disappeared. For let’s say...a week and a half? Would any of you really give a shit? Would you try to do anything? Would you wonder if I killed myself and I just have repressed issues I don’t speak about? Because when someone like May or Toby, doe… Read more

"Hi I'm Jake! I'm a Californian-" Didn't even need to read the rest, that explains all of his retardation.

Day one of making my word rarely to never heard; Was shit, obviously as expected. It's turning into more of an experiment that ends once the person who caused this chaos fixes it. They only have a month though, if it's not fixed by then I will spend all of my days only speaking as a last resort. I doubt anyone will read this, so if you did type your favorite fruit in the comments. I told my friend I would learn sign … Read more

A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER Once upon a time, in the depths of the internet, there was a site called WJE - Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where the darkest and most twisted humor lived, a haven for those who found twisted delight in sharing their morbid sense of amusement. One year prior, a man named Dagger (after his love for the ornate weapons) stumbled upon this sinister community, unbeknownst to him t… Read more

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A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER Once upon a time, in the depths of the internet, there was a site called WJE - Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where the darkest and most twisted humor lived, a haven for those who found twisted delight in sharing their morbid sense of amusement. One year prior, a man named Dagger (after his love for the ornate weapons) stumbled upon this sinister community, unbeknownst to him t… Read more

More reactions to May’s Pokémon card on BP, even some comments from May itself!

Scary WJE Story: Once upon a time, in the dark underbelly of the internet, there existed a website known as WorstJokesEver (WJE). It was a virtual den of wickedness, notorious for its twisted humor and malevolent pranks. The site thrived with an insidious charm, attracting thousands of members who reveled in its evil antics. But within the shadows lurked Dagger, a formidable moderator of WJE. Dagger had once been an… Read more

Jake im sorry, I know I made a promise... But I can't take this anymore, soon ill be off for the night for a move, and idk when and if I'll be back tonight, but idek. When I wake up tmrw morning if seem off, if I don't seem happy, if I don't seem sad, if I don't seem anything its cause I won't for a while. It all feels like my fault, so im done. Im don't with emotion. Like the one person I've always cared for says I was acting and just fucking hurts me on and on and they know they do, so im done. I will be praying that I don't even wake up, I won't do anything to stop myself from waking up though.

Guys help :/ I like miss him sm... I feel like I havent seen him for weeks even though it's been a few hours I don't think I'll survive this weekend 😭 😭 😭 😭 Like the thought of him makes me smile and just eughhh~ I love him smmm- I miss u Fletcher)): Gimmie attention luv <3

Alright, I have seen the comments under my first post and now I'm going to write another text. I'm not satisfied by your arguments yet. I have made a list of the 3 most important things from my previous post. 1. The ban was meant as a joke: While I understand that humor can be a part of online interactions, joking about banning someone is not appropriate. I took the comment seriously because it's vital to maintain a … Read more

I just want to address a situation that has been causing me concern within the community. It has come to my attention that, for reasons that remain unclear to me, I've consistently been asked to leave chats and even faced the threat of being banned by the moderators, even tho they are not allowed to ban when they don't have a valid reason.

I have not engaged in any disruptive or harmful behavior during my time on WJ… Read more

why the fuck am i getting downvotes on boredpanda? its pissing me off like i didnt even say no shit immature fucks

sorry for this being so random but I need to vent.

im so fucking done with trying, like I genuinely can't take this anymore. I overthink everything. maybe if I was prettier, skinnier, taller, nicer then maybe I would feel enough. the funny thing is that I have to cut in order to feel somewhat alive. I can't get these thoughts out of my head. I'm so fucking good to people yet they do shit that I couldn't even do, just thinking about it makes my brain vomit. atp any day now could be my last with how fucking miserable I am.